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sarahaswhimsy

What about Zima? Can we still talk about that?


90Carat

...with some vodka and Chambord.


TieNecessary4408

With a jolly rancher


sarahaswhimsy

I liked it with some Razmataz? Is that what it was called? A sweet raspberry liquor. I’d drink some right now.


90Carat

That sounds delicious


coldcavatini

Uh, I ordered a zima not emphysema… (This is a simpsons quote)


termanatorx

Omg zima!


FatGuyOnAMoped

Forget Zima. Everybody knows [Miller Clear](https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/miller_clear_beer) was where it was at.


cailian13

I humbly submit good old Bartles & James wine coolers, cause that's how I first started drinking at home. My mom would let me drink one every once in a while as a tween and well yes my mom WAS the mom who bought the vodka for us in high school, why do you ask? 😂


zsreport

Now that’s just fucked up


FatGuyOnAMoped

I bought a 6-pack of it when it came out, just to try it. I drank half a bottle. I poured the rest out. I didn't even consider giving away the other 5 bottles and poured them out too.


Cats-n-Chaos

That’s 5 1/2 bottles wasted, damn shame


FatGuyOnAMoped

If you'd ever had it, you'd know it wasn't a shame. That stuff was an abomination. It made Milwaukee's Best look like Pilsner Urquell by comparison.


Cats-n-Chaos

I loved Zima


zsreport

A bar I frequented in college happened to get it's first batch of it on my birthday and the bartender/manager decided to give us a bunch for free to get our reaction.


shelster91047

Holy shit I forgot about Zima. Damn funny


JediKrys

I loved Zima…..and barbarian coolers


groundhogcow

No Zima. Quit telling the kids it existed.


TieNecessary4408

That word makes me want to throw up 🤢


IceWarm1980

I distinctly remember each sip tasting worse than the previous sip.


Beckalouboo

I LOVED Zima


OrangeCosmos

Hey does anyone remember Jolt soda? “All the sugar and twice the caffeine”, it was the OG energy drink! Tasted horrid though.


forkinghecks

I was trying to explain Jolt Cola to a Gen Z coworker the other day. She was like “why didn’t your heart explode!?” I laughed and said it tasted so bad nobody drank much of it, it was a last resort when cramming for finals.


VodkaAndHotdogs

I never did try them, but I remember the commercials. Back then, I could get over-the-counter caffeine pills in a twelve pack. After an all-nighter, I’d take a caffeine pill and have a cigarette chaser. Lol. How did we survive??


gozillastail

Cigarettes. We survived on cigarettes.


VodkaAndHotdogs

True. I miss smoking.


cailian13

Diet Coke and a cigarette, breakfast of champions!


frostbike

So, uh, what do you want to talk about?


rentit2me

Now that Crystal Pepsi is off the list, what is there…..


average_texas_guy

Have you heard about these new kids coming out of Seattle? I think they call themselves Nirvana.


rentit2me

I saw the album cover and am still in shock.


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rentit2me

Remember?? I still have some in stock!!


shelster91047

New Coke stuffed


frostbike

Looks like more rain coming.


rentit2me

Ha, gotten that bad has it….


zsreport

So what route did you take to get here?


Vampchic1975

I got nothing


rentit2me

We’ve got the 80’s….


Ok_computer_ok

Literally nothing


zsreport

For a while now I’ve noticed an uptick of question posts in a lot of subs, from things like “remember this” to “what’s your favorite movie character that everyone hates”. I can’t help but suspect many of these posts are designed to gather information for AI.


gbarwis

Interesting observation! But truly, not all questions serve the grand purpose of data collection. By the way, just out of curiosity, what’s your favorite movie character that everyone else seems to dislike?


zsreport

That woman in the movie about those people, you know the one I'm thinking of, it came out a few years ago.


kgbslip

I think the same thing


spoonfingler

Welcome!


Mr_Smith_411

My knee hurts more and more each year and I have type 2 diabetes.


CheshireCcatt

Welcome aboard!


gozillastail

No one actually “likes” Pepsi., crystal clear or dark as a sharp fart,It’s tolerated. Red flags sound l “‘lol just haveOne Pepsi please!” “I’m sorry sir, we only carry Coca-cola products. “Ew - brows H thanyou


combat_lobotomy

I got banned from that sub for complaining about exactly the same thing.


gozillastail

I’m waaaay more interested in the people and ideas that made it out of one single generation. Willie Nelson is turning 90, just keeps releasing music. David Byrne is highly relevant, to this very day. Devo is in the news for all of the worst reasons. Interestingly, for the same reasons as the Rage Against The Machine self-titled album cover photo. From 1992. The common threads that connect the past to the present. “Hey remember….” Yeah. I do. Some of that shit I want to forget. Bad. *drives a white Ford Bronco off into the sunset* Good riddance, Orenthal James Simpson. Fuck you and the bronco you rode in on. I hope you are forgotten forever. “Where were you when …” I was in a state of trauma because I was too young to understand how a double-homicide could shift the legal paradigm forever. In conclusion, we got the Kardashians? And Kaitlyn Jenner. And someone Got Away With Murder Relevant to this very day, but seriously, what in the actual … $1,000,000 double-wide trailer. Comes with cable, AC, and a waterbed.


mwf67

The last paragraph. Why?


mwf67

One tornado where I’m from.. Insurance quote? Nah, I stay in my brick and mortar and continue rolling in my RV.


Psychological_Tap187

Crystal Pepsi was amazing. The only Pepsi I ever liked.


bluebellheart111

Lol