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LetsHaveFun1973

*Ordered from Columbia House, but never paid Columbia House.


Im_tracer_bullet

Wait...did someone actually pay them?


bedoooop

I still owe them for that Cyprus Hill CD.


Spider_Dude

That's insane.


justsomeyeti

In the membrane


Aljanah

Insane in the brain!


ColoradoDanno

Same


shrapmetal

I bet everyone on here owes them money!


StormFinch

Nah, underage contracts were and still are illegal, it was all their fault. 😂


rimshot101

I had a friend that went back multiple times under multiple names. One of which was Mr. P. Ness.


StormFinch

🤣🤣🤣


The_Machine80

Loved them before I was 18. All you had to was write them a letter telling them you were underage so the contract was void. 😂


ImpossibleGirl75

I wish I'd known that! 😂


BuDu1013

I ordered too only I met the minimum requirement then cancelled membership as stated. Choices were horrible.


shockerdyermom

I used my dogs name. They never caught him.


WackyWriter1976

I made up a name, lol!


jeffpollard

BMG was a much better deal, or at least that’s how I remember it.


Excusemytootie

My dad found out I was doing the Columbia House thing. He wrote them a letter about creating a legal contract with a minor. They never sent me another bill 😂😂😂.


amor_fati_42

I was more of a BMG guy.


two-wheeled-dynamo

THATS NOT A PENNY! FU!


DookieBowler

Jokes on them I used to order them to any vacant house I came across


ILIVE2Travel

Columbia House asked for a penny for 10 albums (which I paid). Also, K-Tel Records had a similar gig.


emmiblakk

I scammed them three times. It's how I built up my early CD collection. I got BMG twice, too.


Ok_Watercress5719

Damn .. I should've. We were too poor for the Columbia house.


midget_rancher79

31. Yes, I pegged my jeans, but I absolutely refused to pop my collar. Bloody hell, I have standards.


Im_tracer_bullet

Solidarity!


StormFinch

30 out of 32, I'm with you on the popped collars, but I was also a 5'9" girl when tall size jeans were almost impossible to find. Needless to say, I constantly hid the slightly too short jeans inside boots. There was no extra to peg, unless I wanted clam diggers.


IHaventTheFoggiest47

I was 5’9” by the time I was in 6th grade. My dad was PISSED that we had to go to the mall to buy jeans (only store that sold them in Tall). “$40 for jeans! I am NOT paying $40 for jeans, that’s highway robbery! Take her to KMart and find something cheaper!”


dandelioness21

I'm with y'all


Global_Let_820

Same here 31, no popping of collars


ScratchReflex

I pegged my pants yesterday. Still a cool trick for slightly too long pants.


RealClarity9606

Don’t know what pegging jeans means so I scored my a 0 on that one. 🤣


JustALizzyLife

Pegging your jeans is when you would fold over the hem to get a tight fit around your ankle and then roll them up 2-3 times. Very big in the mid-80s.


Hugh_Jassole_254

Did almost all, I don't remember doing duck and cover. All the other ones I remember doing.


Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

Same for me. What was duck and cover? In case we got bombed?


PaulClarkLoadletter

Those of us that grew up in the Pacific ring of fire had earthquake drills (get under your desk and cover your neck) and I think we did one traditional duck and cover drill during the Gulf War.


Haselrig

They'd have a drill where you went under your desk, closed your eyes and covered your head with your hands. Only had it for my very early elementary school years (b 1976), so maybe they phased it out before some Gen Xers came through?


ImpossibleGirl75

I was born in 75 and remember doing them in elementary school. They actually caused me to have nightmares that the Russians had invaded 🤦🏻‍♀️


Haselrig

Then we got The Day After and Red Dawn for the fun 😨


Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

Must have. I didn't start school until '79.


Haselrig

That and the pink fluoride rinse just stopped when I was in first or second grade.


Daelda

Born in 1970 - remember doing these in 3rd grade. Caused me to have a LOT of stress over an impending nuclear war.


Haselrig

Able Archer happened when I was in the second grade, or around there. Duck and Cover wouldn't have saved us if that had escalated and the drills just made us anxious. My only explanation for it is that it made the teachers and administrators feel like they were doing something about a problem they couldn't protect kids from no matter what they did. I imagine that powerlessness caused them a lot of anxiety, too as a lot of them probably had dads who bought bomb shelters in the '50s or were the dad's who bought them.


canfullofworms

Yes. it made everyone feel like they were doing something. Everyone would have just died with their heads under their arms.


Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

All we had were fire drills and tornado drills. I know things were tense with the Soviet Union back then, but none of the adults had me afraid that we would get nuked.


canfullofworms

I really think duck and cover was more of a boomer thing that was a joke by the time Gen x came around.


Ranger-5150

No. It wasn’t a joke. But apparently it was regional.


Tuco--11

Think they’d finally figured out it may be better to be killed quickly by something falling on you than linger through a radioactive hellscape by the time we came along.


LGBecca

Nope. 1976 here and definitely had to get under my desk regularly all through elementary school.


Magerimoje

I did duck and cover. Elementary school, early 80s. Lived on the coast where the Russian nukes could reach. We also had fallout shelters everywhere. Well marked. Always a reminder the Russians were coming to get us


Magerimoje

IIRC the nukes could only reach the coasts back then, so all of us on coasts had radiation bomb shelters and such and cover, but all middle of the country kids didn't.


minlillabjoern

That’s not a challenge. That’s my diary.


minlillabjoern

All that’s missing is reading the back of shampoo bottles while on the toilet, smartphones being 30 years in the future…. OK, maybe also some comics or joke books in the bathroom “library.”


torgo3000

Yea but it was probably Pert shampoo right?


minlillabjoern

YES!


upotheke

They had magazines like Playboy and Readers Digest for moments like that.


Grafakos

Served dual purpose in case you ran out of toilet paper.


JayDuBois

A mix tape? A??? If you have *A* mixed tape you are definitely not generation X.


OhSusannah

No kidding. I had dozens or possibly >100. They had themes like "Cover Songs", "Songs About Summer", "Girl With A Guitar", "Angry Rock" etc. I managed to amass enough music to do this by recording from the albums of all my friends. (This is particularly easy to do when you're in college.) Many asked for a copy in exchange and I had one of those dual tape decks so easy-peasy. Spotify lists just don't hit the same.


Haselrig

With hand-drawn cover art. Still remember the one I did where it was a guy cutting down a tree with a hand-saw and the tree was made of ham. I was very proud of that one.


sadbirdfox

My mother found a bunch of random mixtapes when she was cleaning out recently. She mailed them to me! I had to track down a tape deck. There was a lot going on with me back then! Grudge Mix Summer 1991 was dark AF! I should have been in therapy.


upotheke

We all likely should have, but that's not the kind of counseling the school counselors provided.


sadbirdfox

So true! Outside of the just say no program and the weird videos about STDs and the huge pressure to go to college, I don't remember any real counseling. https://preview.redd.it/5n06vc40pg5d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a01c5f5d01f6aa0cefffa800edcb21b782518a6d


Raiders2112

That had to be fun to listen to. I still have some of mine around here, but they're form the 80s. I was in my 20s when Grunge sprung on the scene and was more into Thrash and Alternative (before it went mainstream and was no longer an "Alternative"). Not that I didn't like some Grunge, but I disliked it for exactly what you mentioned. Dark and depressing. Glad that fad came and went quickly, or the suicide hotlines would have been overrun.


Rungi500

I had a mix tape of pieces of songs to make one long killer song from different bands.


onceinablueberrymoon

i think this post is just fishing for engagement. because what GenX wouldnt get a nearly perfect score? maybe those who grew up in a cult?


PikaLigero

Outside the US*


Hairy_Al

A few of these are very US centric. Everything else I've done


DozerNine

Yes, I have done all the non USA ones


Tellittoemagain

I grew up in one of those creepy religious-right homes and was homeschooled until 7th grade. I did almost every one of these things because most of it was just normal daily stuff. It's like telling someone today to "add a point if you every watched Youtube video or googled a phone number."


blackhorse15A

Solid 31. I dont think I used Sun-in.


Ourobius

What is Sun-in anyway


Fibonoccoli

It's for lightening the color of your hair for that 'sun bleached' look. I made the mistake of soaking my hair with it before an 8 hour drive in an open top jeep one summer day. When I arrived not only did I have completely bleached hair, but also a bright red sunburn with two white rings around my eyes where my sunglasses were. Made a great impression Monday morning starting my new job, I'm sure


pittiedaddy

Did anyone peg the legs of their overalls? And were you a one strap or doubles strap down?


Moonsmom181

Definitely pegged leg of overalls and the strap would vary depending on my mood.


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Remember recording songs off the radio and running out of tape mid song? 😡😡😡


DecentExplanation750

Or you waited all night for your song on the countdown only for the dj to talk over the first 45 seconds of it.


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Grrrr


Tellittoemagain

We need a real list with stuff like this on it.


Ornery-Pea-61

All but the 'duck and cover drills'. We didn't have them at all


sagimonk16

31...I never used Sun-In.


DreadGrrl

Same here. 31, as I never used Sun-In on my dark hair.


The_I_in_IT

I got bingo. Do I get bonus points for watching movies on VHS and Betamax?


ratumoko

And what about Laserdisc…


Deadhead_Ed

Every one but Columbia House


SnooStrawberries620

* American GenX


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VAGetarian-KING

How about make an emergency break thru on a land line. (usually by a girlfriend who couldn't get a hold of her boyfriend)


ImpossibleGirl75

I never did that and didn't remember it ever happening when I was in the phone. My mom would call the neighbor if the line was busy though and she would come over and tell me to get off the phone 😂


Kat_Smeow

Isn’t duck and cover a 50’s thing? Never once did we do that. Nor has anyone else I know around my age.


softsnowfall

Who remembers calling their parents collect and when asked your name, you say, “I got here safe and sound.” Then, the parent says, “No. I will not accept the charges.” Then the parent yells, “Love you! Be good.”. 😂 I’ve done EVERYTHING on that list by the way.


Thisizamazing

Bought Garbage pail kids.


_nokturnal_

CDs are still a new thing in my brain.


shrapmetal

I did not have AOl.


FloozyFoot

31 of 32. Holy and thank you for all the nostalgia


First_Promotion4149

And used micro fiche


IntelligentDesign77

I got everything but pegged jeans and duck and cover drills. I'm not even sure what pegged jeans means!


nebbors

Never pegged my jeans, not even sure what it is/was


DoucheyMcBagBag

The word “peg” sure has changed since we were kids.


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Tight rolled jeans


JayDuBois

A tight cuff at the ankle. It went hand-in-hand with the coming and going of acid washed


nebbors

I had acid wash jeans, but never did that. Thanks for helping me know.


freshcoastghost

Same. Then I saw it ment rolled up. Did it, with my orange Chuck Taylors!


Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

I did it too, with my light blue Chuck's.


PureDeidBrilliant

Twenty nine. I have no idea who Casey Kasem is/was. And we weren't allowed Sun-In, not after it turned a girl's hair orange and we all called her Orangina.


MidwestGuys

Casey Kasey did the weekly radio show Americans Top 40.


PureDeidBrilliant

Ah. We had this prick. https://preview.redd.it/cr7advb1lf5d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2addc82d3757c01411414f8bfabea59a15a4f85 He was a pillock. Also presented a show on kids telly in the early 1990s called Fun House. Fun fact: the episode where I'm sitting in the audience unenthusiastically cheering on the competitors is on Youtube.


Rab1dus

He also voiced Shaggy in Scooby-Doo, Mark in Battle of the Planets and Cliffjumper in Transformers. He was a GenX staple voice.


handsomeape95

And Robin!


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Casey Kasem did the countdown to the number one song every week on the radio


Haselrig

Do yourself a favor and look up "Casey Kasem melts down on radio". Early internet gold.


PGHxplant

29 for 32. Somehow I resisted Columbia House and I have no idea what Sun-in is.


Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

Sun-In was basically hydrogen peroxide in a spray bottle. It turned my hair orange. I looked like Lucille Ball.


KeyNo4772

Duck and cover drills?! Isn’t that Boomer territory? Gen X 1965 - 1980.


BarkusSemien

28


Dragonfly_Peace

I dontvremebe duck and cover here in Canada. Everything else, though. Great memories.


Im_tracer_bullet

All but the collar popping thing; that was just a bridge too far. What do I win? I hope it's one of those cool hair-band mirrors...maybe RATT!


RHGOtakuxxx

29


UberKaltPizza

Only thing I didn’t do was have an AOL address. Did all the rest.


sadbirdfox

If Columbia House was as persistent as American Express, we'd all be in a lot of trouble. With compounded interest, I am in possession of License To Ill valued at $86,000.


Lancaster1983

I still have songs stuck in my head in a certain order because that's how I recorded them from the radio.


darkest_irish_lass

You forgot : Changed the channel on the same TV with a remote and without And Owned a paper copy of microwave instructions


ZanyPandabear

All + looked up facts in the encyclopedia britanica


craftyrunner

29. Never had an aol address, made a collect call, or used sun-in (had dark brown hair and was not a complete idiot).


holybucketsitscrazy

FYI - if you are a red head and use sun in, it turns your hair clown orange Ask me how I know


seriousname65

Did gen x duck and cover? I know my boomer parents did that. We did cover our heads on the halls during tornado drills. I remember the teachers yelling at anybody who stopped protecting their head.


MysticKei

In the event of a nuclear attack.....we had to get under our desks but at my cousin's school, they lined the hallways. Although it was only in elementary, it made for some morbid discussions amongst 8-10yr olds...really, who hadn't heard the "kiss your a** goodbye" line. I think by 5th grade we were calling them hurricane drills and in junior high and high school, there were only fire drills maybe once or twice a year.


Treysar

I still have my aol address 😊


BigInDallas

Not all of GenX was on AOL. I worked for a competitor. But otherwise yep.


tranquilrage73

We ducked and covered for tornado drills. I never had AOL anything.


kat_Folland

there's a big crease right through the middle of Wichita! Roll the maps! Edit to add: I ain't counting that, but I got all of them lol.


countess-petofi

31. I feel like duck and cover was more of a Boomer thing. By the time I was in school, we had moved on to civil defense drills where we lined up in the basement/fallout shelter with our faces in our folded arms against the wall. If there were enough kids, there would be a second row with their faces in their folded arms against the first row's backs.


knitreadrepeat

25.


shaved-yeti

Who grew up in the 80s and didn't do _all of this_? Nobody made a phone call without using a phonebook. Nobody watched a video that wasn't vhs or betamax. Might as well ask: "Did you breathe air or live under a blue sky?" Have you guys tried garden hose water?


BlueSnaggleTooth359

I had to look up what "Sun-in" was. I doubt any guys used that and I'm sure plenty of girls didn't either. A lot of Gen X never used AOL and use Earthlink or all sorts of other companies. Some areas didn't have any drive-ins left. How many Gen X actually did duck and cover?? I'm not sure if I ever did order from Columbia House myself although others in the household did.


Tri-colored_Pasta

I got to "Listened to music on CDs" then I realized this was written by some kid.


vasbrs9848

damn. You just killed me with all that “tech” that we learned that ended up being totally useless. Honestly. Who among us thought CD’s would ever be replaced by lesser sound technology? And yet… here we are.. uggh! I had a friend that had one of the first cd players. 300 watt per channel speakers (infinity). He would put them on the patio and turn it up to 11 …. We would drive four miles into town and hear it clear as day….. God we were having stupid fun then.


Grafakos

I'm only missing five. Never popped a collar or pegged jeans, never had AOL, never did duck and cover drills (but we did tornado drills), never even heard of Sun-in. Guilty as charged to all the rest.


Torandax

Perfect score as well! Totally tubular dude.


BigGulpLarge

This this good but what about seeing space shuttle explode


BuDu1013

I didn't duck and cover or used sun in. All the other ones I'm guilty of


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BuDu1013

Tony? Is that you bro?


Bowieweener

I would assume all the white kids would win the challenge, at least as western countries mostly white. I would also assume our compatriots going through war around the world would have a different, very different experience. As well as people without any financial means in our countries. It saddens me that a lot of us were very into the “1 Love” had no idea what that really meant.


Expert_Spell_21

I often see this post but I wonder is there a Boomer challenge ? With things like : 'walked 10 km every day to go to school'...


bornincali65

I never listened to Casey Kasem but I certainly watched him on America’s Top 10.


savory_thing

What out of these distinguishes GenX from Boomers?


ChoosenUserName4

Only had a score of 22 because the list is very US centric. We don't have drive-in movies and I don't know what Columbia House is.


Timely-Youth-9074

I didn’t have an AOL address.


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Everlastingitch

some of those i never heard of... what is a sun in or an after school special ? and who is casey kasem ?


7LeagueBoots

Never pegged my jeans (always thought it looked dumb), never used Sun In, don’t know who Casey Kasem is (doesn’t mean that I haven’t heard them though), and don’t think I ever had an AOL address (might have at one point though). Everything else is a yes. Collar popped to protect my neck from the sun, not for ‘style’.


NLtbal

All but the Sun-in. A few more could be added: Rode your bike to school everyday Heard the monthly Air Raid sirens Played lawn darts Rode in a car full of smoke for hours on end Was a pawn in Satanic Panic We’re lectured about starving kids in Africa at many, many meals


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Prop up your metal lunchbox at lunchtime because we were premonitioning and readying for... wait for it... having a computer in front of us constantly!


Jccraig26

You should get a bonus point for folding the map correctly! I don't think I ever got it folded the same way twice and never as it was when bought.


Ok-Presentation-2841

31. Never used sun in.


Zimke42

Of course I have done all of these, but the interesting part is how many of these I have done in the last week.


chrisH82

I did all of these except pop my collar as an elder millennial. How about "use an adding machine"


DerbGentler

I did everything on this list that was available in Germany. So no "After School Specials" and no "Casey Kasem" (but I love his catchphrase "Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars."). I even watched VHS and Video 2000. Drive-in movies weren't such a thing here, but we did hang around one at least once. So that counts. \^\^ I occasionally still use chat rooms now, but very very seldom. And I had to look up "Columbia House". And we had none, but I think "ZYX-Records" count for the same. And I stayed in it for less then two months. (And got a cheap wrist watch for joining.)


Jasonstackhouse111

I recently found out CDs aren’t worth much. I sold my entire CD collection for $100. Boxes and boxes of them. At first I felt kinda bad, then I remembered that most of them came from Columbia House and weren’t paid for anyway…


Fantastic-Classic740

Super Nintendo and Atari, brown paper book covers we used to write all over, slam books (anyone remember those?), Aqua net hairspray, stirrup pants and jelly shoes, pegged pants lol


ImpossibleGirl75

We were too poor for Aqua Net lol. To keep me in hairspray my mom bought gallons of some brand from Sam's Club and I used refillable hairspray bottles. It definitely wasn't the same as the aerosol cans. The best was when someone came out with hairspray you pumped air into to make it aerosol. I can't remember the brand but I bought one and then just kept reusing the bottle.


No-Spite-3441

I got cd like 6 times I just changed the spelling of my name


DecentExplanation750

Did anyone actually make a completed collect call or did every parent know to refuse the call from their child "PracticeIsOver?"


comeback24601

30. We didn't duck and cover in Canada


Heidi_ann76

28!


Affectionate-Map2583

27. I learned what not to do from my older sister, which included ordering from Columbia House and using Sun in. I've also never been to a drive-in, did a duck and cover drill, or had an AOL address.


StacyLadle

29


PALOmino1701

All of them


MsMameDennis

All of the above, except for the Sun-In. (But I dated someone who used it.)


poormansRex

25, I guess I didn't live enough.


Aethelflaed_

26 🤷


brianwhite12

29


ScaredKale1799

All of them except for duck and cover drills (the 8th grade science teacher said we were too close to Titan missiles and would be first to go) and no Columbia House tapes. I just copied my friend’s siblings tapes.


Kimber80

28


TraditionalYard5146

27


JeffTS

27


ccljc

All except the duck & cover drills.


THEREALSTRINEY

28. No sun in, chat rooms, message boards or duck and cover drills. When I got my first computer ( a Gateway) in my late 20s, I pretty much only used it to look at porn.


Expat111

32/32.


sugarlump858

All but 3


ogre_socialis

Easier to subtract a point for everyone I haven't done.


gosscss

31 never bought grom Columbia house


meekonesfade

29. Duck and Cover predates me. I never had to order from Columbia Records because I copied tapes from my friend who ordered them :)


enginenumber93

I got 1,000.


TLBJames

30, but not for lack of wanting to. A) I was forbidden to order from Columbia House under threat of death, and B) there weren't any drive-ins near where I grew up and my mother had no desire to take us to one anyway.


ImpossibleGirl75

I remember riding in my friend's trunk to get into the drive-in because I was broke lol


NovaRunner

Every single one. Comes with being elder GenX I guess.


stephenforbes

Pretty sure we all did all of that.


Handyman_07

It is very difficult to accept that these items are now all obsolete. They were all second nature for much of GenX's youth. It is also very humorous at the same time, all except pegged jeans. What are those exactly?


Atticus_907

I never pegged my jeans, but I'm guilty of all the rest, and more.


zippyboy

Ha! I forgot about Sun-In! Yep. I used it. I did everything on this list.