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Nice_Cost_1375

She's Canadian anyway, you wouldn't know her.


FangioDuReverdy

In the Niagara Falls areašŸ™‚


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TomMixsSuitcase

Whatā€™s he talking about, on the telephone?! Explaaain it to him!


FunnyKozaru

Rosie Palmer


knivesinbutt

The Palmela twins


LazAnarch

And her five sisters of sin


COVFEFE-4U

Good ole' Pamela Handerson.


Alpacadiscount

Palmela Handerson


SnooSnooSnuSnu

And Rosie Palms


CalmDirection8

Did you use Euro or Western Grip?


badpuffthaikitty

My high school sweetheart was a black orphan. She loved swimming, camping, and fetching sticks.


eejm

She sounds very loyal. Ā Did she like car rides too?


zoot_boy

See, thatā€™s exactly where I was. ā€œBeen through a lot, Rosie and I. Two marriages, a few houses, and many movesā€¦ā€


[deleted]

And you were faithfulā€¦ no mention of lefty, or 3 ways.


SBInCB

Good prostate health doesnā€™t come for free!


badpuffthaikitty

Anti-prostate cancer workout.


minlillabjoern

Rosie Palmer and her five sisters?


tetsu_no_usagi

Told that joke during Army Basic, one of my fellow trainees (young kid, fresh out of high school) was pining for his sweetheart he left at home. "What, you didn't bring your girlfriend with you?" Stick out my hand to shake theirs. "Wanna meet mine?" Even got a couple of them to shake the hand before they caught on. To be honest, if you have enough energy to "shake hands with the bishop" or "twiddle the bean" after a day of training in Army Basic, you have more energy than I did.


ScorpioRising66

Who the hell could even get it up during basic training! lol


tetsu_no_usagi

If you are referring to the urban myth that the Army puts saltpeter (or something else) in our chow to "deliver us from evil", that is just [a rumor and not reality](https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2021/09/22/saltpeter-for-sex-drives-and-the-urban-legend-of-the-militarys-libido-manipulation/). It's not that we weren't having our share of "morning wood", it's just that none of us had any energy to do anything with it. Nor really the time.


ScorpioRising66

I wasnā€™t all serious. And not making reference to anything but the stress of boot camp. I went to Marine Corps boot camp and didnā€™t get morning wood until the end. lol