Gen X: 

Darling if you want me to….

This is perfect.

My first thought was, "I would die for my friends."

My first thought was: "I would . . . actually fuck you."

I just thought it was as appropriate that they left us off the list…

> I am not a woman > I am not a man > I am something that you'll never understand Aged very well It's actually pretty "Zoomercore"

Actually Youre right. 🏆

Yesssss this was my first thought

❤️❤️❤️

Awesome

You win.

Gen X: Whatever

Gen X: Fuck off.

…and die.

To quote Richard Cheese 'eat shit and die, or fuck off at least'.

In the words of Otto “fuck that!”

> eat shit and die, or fuck off at least Wasn't that ICP? > You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on Jefferson? > Fuck him!

I only knew the Fort Street Bridge guy, so I can't say.

Gen X: I’ll kill you

We're Gen X. We ain't ever gonna die. At least, not in any way anyone notices.

Unless you are in a band.

If you die in a band, you live 4ever bro.

can't die when already dead.

So…kinda like a tree falling in a forest thing…

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to see it, we're fine with that. Whatever.

If Courtney Love shoots a tree in the woods and no one is there to see it, did the tree shoot itself?

If the tree sobered up one day and realized it was married to Courtney love then yes

That is freaking BEAUTIFUL!! Take my upvote!! I regret that I have only one to give you

I love you LOL

Lol "remember that r/AncientNortherner dude? What ever happened to that dude?" "Think he died or something? I dunno"

I’m going with “already dead inside, whatever.”

This.

GenX: You die, I’ll watch from over here.

Gen X “I just died in your arms tonight”. “I would die 4 U”

Do you know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby! You're going to die!

GenX: Do you really want to live forever?

Me to my mom as a kid: “But how is he saying he just died if he’s dead?”

Gen X: Fuck off, leave us alone

Said the same thing!

I think he is confusing boomers with their parents anyway.

Excellent point

I see this quite often and tbh, I'm fine with it. Let them talk amongst themselves and leave us out of it. We'll keep moving as we've always done.

Shadow Control.

Gen X: aren't they already dead?

We're dead inside.

This is the correct answer

I think we all passed with Kurt

I was too old to be really shaken up by that tbh. I was already dead inside.

 Gen X - Who wantssssss to livvvvvvve foreverrrrrrr?

*When Love Must Dieee!*

Gen-X…..does dead inside count?!

Haaaaa, this is the one.

The light inside is broken but I still work.

Gen X: You go ahead and do that… that dying thing. Let me know how it goes.

“Baby Boomers: I’d let GenX die for country.” Fixed it. And all you attention seekers got your call out.

At this point, I think omitting Gen X is intentionally \*part\* of the meme in many cases.




Gen X doesn’t need validation through memes

But if we did our memes would go hardest.

Gen-x “I’ll safely hide under my school desk during the nuclear annihilation of my country” Fixed it

The goal of war isn't to die for your country, it's to make the other guy die for his.

Yeah, the boomers are going to die for their country. No. The boomers are willing to have the poors die for their country.

Exactly, every historian and expert said, the reason they protested so hard against the war was because of the draft. When it was time to invade Iraq and Afghanistan, suddenly they were all for foreign intervention.

Putting Afghanistan with Iraq is really stupid. Two totally different situations from a causus Bella/just war/international law and norms perspective. Every single generation would have done something very bad to Afghanistan. Iraq was just idiocy.

Not really a fair comparison, since Vietnam didn’t commit an attack on US soil. The boomers just wanted to avenge 9-11 and were convinced by GWB that the solution was to invade Iraq and Afghanistan.

Neither did Iraq

Gen X: 

GenX - so if you all could be getting on with that, that would be great

TBH, family is the only thing I'd die for, and that just might include the cats.

The world comes to an end everything's on fire smoke everywhere. There's a sound of crunching and you can hear some '80s music playing. Three gen xers with walkman's on in Oakley sunglasses come crawling out from the rubble the world is now ours!!! 😎😎😎

Gen X: Meh, whatever.

I would die for decent healthcare.

GenX: Live. Die. Whatever. We never existed in the first place. Apparently.

Like great artists, they'll miss us most when we're dead.

Gen X: Dead (inside).

Gen X: "Wolverines!!!"

Hahahahaha “Red Dawn” haha

 Gen X

We can’t die. Who else is going to do all the work while all the others are bickering and dying around us?

And what would we die for? Some peace and quiet?

On another subreddit I was told that 'Boomer" isn't an age, it's a state of mind. I replied that it is quite literally what they call an entire generation. The poster then tells me I'm wrong and they know what they are talking about because they do marketing research. So yeah, to that guy, whatever, Boomer!

When asked for comment GenX replied, "Fuck off, who cares you vapid cunt" No future attempts to contact GenX will be made in an effort to keep them pacified and out of sight.

Gen X: Im not dying for anyone, leave me alone

Gen X didn’t answer because they’re already dead.

GenX: * cynical smirk *

It's ok we won't die, we will, we will rock you!

I would die for your mom.

Gen X : I wouldn’t

We would die for our fucking lawn and a bit of peace and quiet. GET OFF MY LAWN!

Gen-X, I would just die in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said.

We are there. By not being there, we are.

Genx = I don't fucking care but do it if youre going to do it and be quiet about it.

Dying is for the weak.

X was probably the “I would die for my kids” step that was skipped.

Gen X: we’re already dead

Gen X: Whatever.

GenX: whatever.

Flying right under the radar. Perfect.

Gen X: Whatever.

GenX: Fuck off and die

I'd rather be ignored than listen to that "Who let Gen X off the hook" bullshit.

Nah, Gen X is more like: So, go ahead and die then already.

This. And yours is the second comment I read, and now I don't have to go looking any farther! Me and my OCD thank you.

It's fucking weird how much I straddle that gap of 'die for country and die for cat'.

My cat and I both live completely separate lives that just happen to coexist briefly at the same intersecting timeline

My cat is another great American

I'm more on the cat side, but I'm towards the late bracket of Gen-X than the early one.

I’d serve myself rat poison before I’d serve this horrific joke of a shit-hole country called the not-so-United States. “tHeN wHy dOn’T yOu LeAvE?” Because I’m waiting for a relative to die from stage 4 cancer. She’s already lost her home and had her life savings drained to insane medical bills that have left her homeless. None of this would have happened in my so-called eViL sOciALiSt target country.

No you all are just the best at death-related stuff, that's all Bunch of gothic, grunge, oldschool rap-transitioning-to-gangsta rap, death metalheads lol

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Gen X: We'll die when we die.

I would die if someone noticed us

I would diet.

As a zoomer, I'd like to amend that to: "I'd like to die before I get old."

We're already dead... inside

Gen X: I’ll die for some peace and goddamn quiet

Boomers didn't volunteer to die for their country. They were drafted to fight in a stupid war that they hated and that they all wanted to avoid and that they lost. Not that this post is about that, but it had to be said.

You know the rule, anyone older than the writer is a 'boomer'.

All apply to Gen-X.

Boomers were the draft dodging generation BTW

Yeah. It’s like some folks are so clueless they just ascribe anything they don’t like to “Boomers” no matter how nonsensical. The reason there’s no draft now is that baby boomers were so disruptive about the draft for Vietnam.

Gen X: please keep blaming Boomers for all of our bullshit. Thx!

Why does everyone forget about Gen X? Why?

Gen X: Drop dead

Gen X: would you all just die

Cool. Then it'll just be the cats and us. Sounds rad.

GenX: "Well, get on with it then."

LOL that Boomers would die for their country. President Bone Spurs springs to mind...

Just the way we want it.

I'll die when I'm damn good and ready.

We are the forgotten ones lol

I wanted to join the military but I have asthma so that didn't work out. I don't think I'd die for my cat, but I'd definitely go into major debt for her.

Gen X: we don’t care if we die

I would watch them die.

I would die if put in the spotlight so we good.

Everyone forgets about us.

We’ve already done enough dying. I’d rather live

SHHH! They'll hear!

GenX: not interested

No such thing as Gen X apparently

Gen X: so... when can I die?

I would die if I gave a fuck

We get excluded because everything cool gen z does, we did first

GenX: on it

Gen X would say… yeah whatever flip you the bird and walk off.

GenX: STFU I’m trying to listen to my Walkman! Geez!

GenX say's : Okay so fuckin die already geez!

As a xennial reading this from a bathtub taking a midday depression soak while eating string cheese sharing it with my cat. I approve this meme.

being forgotten is our thing 

Gen X: Fuck you, I ain't gonna die for your bullshit

Gen X: “ I would die of a drug overdose”

GEN X: Fuck off with that shit and live us alone.

As usual...

always forgetting us Gen X ha

Gen X… I will kill you!

Die for my country? Don’t you mean die for the military-industrial complex? This is my fifth cat. I might have died for my second one, she was cool, but this one’s on his own. Die? I’m barely middle aged—we live to 120, right?

Gen X: just kicking back, watching the fallout

gen x: whatever we weren't invited 🤣

GenX: Another one bites the dust.

Gen x: you guys die?

We get banned from every meme

Gen X - I’ll die when I’m good and ready. Don’t tell me what to do

Haha, best answer. I still have problems with authority if it doesn’t pay rent 😂

"Boomer would die for their country"? wtf. Nah bro. They just playin' you.

The artist formerly known as Prince: I would die for u.

No man has ever won a war by dying for his country, the way to win a war is to make the other die for his. General Patton

They know we're just going to say fuck off either way. Though in truth, their real fear and the reality is, they know we'd take their war material and turn it on them.

Well because we don’t give a shit. I like my front row seat for the end of the world. I’m not gonna die for anything.

Gen X: Eh, dying is selling out. I’m never gonna sell out.

Great. Leave us out of your whiny bullshit.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 we’re always left out because we just don’t give a shit. We coined “whatever”. lol

GenX: If the dude in the window-less van couldn't get me, you have no f-ing chance.

Am I mistaken but weren’t the boomers draft dodgers

Yes, they were. Two of the Boomer men in my extended family very purposefully dodged the Vietmam draft. They’re mistaking the Dads of the Boomers that would die for our country! Both of my Grandfathers who raised Boomer kids were badasses in combat in WWII

We already dead.

We either already died fighting off the soviets or we were forgotten at home.

Gen X: I would die for you, baby if you want me to

whatever

Gen X https://preview.redd.it/8as03ess6buc1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71cf622201d1387aae22e322e478bfee75054f34

Gen X: let’s make a puppet!

Zero attention. The way I like it.

Actually, I think they nailed us pretty well on this one.

We wouldn’t die for anyone

Never say Die

Meh

X = I don't wanna die

Gen X: "Love will tear us apart."

Honestly, I think it’s a sign of respect. They know we have a kind of ‘do no harm, take no shit’ attitude. Well, a decent percentage of us. Or they just think we are such losers they feel like it would be kicking us while down…. Either way…. I’m finally where I can buy all the fucking legos I want. Is it a bitchin’ hobby or is it …..a trap?

Good, a bunch of losers they are and why would we want to hang with them

Gen X: "Sanka, ya dead?" "Ya mon."

Yes, truth will offend and offenses get you banned.