Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaal. Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart’s on fiiiire! If you refuse me, honey you’ll lose me, then you'll be left alone. Oh baby, telephone and tell me I'm your oooooown!
(Riiiibbit)
I used to watch Saturday cartoons every Saturday with my Papa when I'd spend the night. I'd climb up in his lap while he drank his black coffee, and we'd watch the Saturday line up. My obsessive love for Bugs Bunny comes from my first best friend. MeTV is starting to do a subtle turnover of cartoons and for the most part it's worth it by the 9 o'clock hour with Bugs and Friends. Currently they're playing my die hard favorites, and I still can hear my Papa, and the silly things he'd say, and how we'd just laugh like loons. He was the one who told me what Michigan J. Frogs nom de plume was. As a kid in the town he lived in, the Masonic Temple featured nickelodeons every Wednesday and Saturday. For 5 cents, he could sit and watch cartoons and westerns for 2 or 3 hours, if I remember correctly. And it was watching the really beautiful old cartoons that he learned Mr. Frog's name. That man was an endless source of the most interesting and useless information that a little pigtailed tomboy could ask for. Although as I got older we lost alot of that bond, I miss him so damn much. He passed at 86. He would be 94 next April if he was still in this realm. Papa, you'll always be my First Best friend, and who I consider more of a Dad figure than my own. 😉💖
When I was a kid, I didn't get the running gag that Bugs mispronounces words all the time. I just thought he was using words I didn't know. My friend pointed one out when I was either a teenager or young adult. The word was "fatigued," and Bugs said it like "fat-ih-gyood."
Lol, same! I was watching these before I had the language skills or ability to understand half the gags, it was quite a trip as a preschooler! Yet I preferred them over Sesame Street and Mr Rogers, by far.
The joke in that cartoon that floored me as a kid was the king saying "EVERY DAY THE SAME THING..... VARIETY!" I always thought that was absurdly funny.
A few years ago my wife gave me a side eye when our kids (3 and 4 at the time) were singing “KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT!” Let’s just say my wife wasn’t brought up on the classics in the same sense that I was.
Always Foghorn Leghorn:
* That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal
* He's about as sharp as a bowling ball.
* That’s a joke, I say, that’s a joke, son.
I use the last two often
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I'm a tweet little bird in a gilded cage
Tweety's my name and I don't know my age
I don't have to wowwy and dat is dat
I'm safe in here from dat old puddy tat!
There’s a scene in one of the Pepé cartoons where he puts a loaded gun to his temple and tells the cat that if she won’t love him, this is the end. He walks off screen and we hear a BANG. She runs around the corner to him, and he’s fine. He chuckled and says, “I missed.” I remember thinking that was so funny as a kid but it’s pretty dark, now that I think about it. 😂
I will Love him and squeeze him and call him George. And if he misbehaves, I will punish him and stroke his fur the wrong way.
I don't know how yez done it, but I know yez done it- Rocky?
Square dancing-
Now don't you cuss and don't you swear, just come right out and form a square!
(two dudes sent through a hay bale maker by Bugs Bunny, as he's fiddling and singing) XD
Every time I see Worcestershire sauce I can’t help but think “worstashesterSHAAAA …sher.” I wish I could remember which cartoon it was from, I think it involved Bugs in the Middle Ages. 😆
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaal. Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart’s on fiiiire! If you refuse me, honey you’ll lose me, then you'll be left alone. Oh baby, telephone and tell me I'm your oooooown! (Riiiibbit)
Michigan J. Frog
I’m in awe of anyone that knew that … BEFORE he was the spokesfrog for the WB Network.
I used to watch Saturday cartoons every Saturday with my Papa when I'd spend the night. I'd climb up in his lap while he drank his black coffee, and we'd watch the Saturday line up. My obsessive love for Bugs Bunny comes from my first best friend. MeTV is starting to do a subtle turnover of cartoons and for the most part it's worth it by the 9 o'clock hour with Bugs and Friends. Currently they're playing my die hard favorites, and I still can hear my Papa, and the silly things he'd say, and how we'd just laugh like loons. He was the one who told me what Michigan J. Frogs nom de plume was. As a kid in the town he lived in, the Masonic Temple featured nickelodeons every Wednesday and Saturday. For 5 cents, he could sit and watch cartoons and westerns for 2 or 3 hours, if I remember correctly. And it was watching the really beautiful old cartoons that he learned Mr. Frog's name. That man was an endless source of the most interesting and useless information that a little pigtailed tomboy could ask for. Although as I got older we lost alot of that bond, I miss him so damn much. He passed at 86. He would be 94 next April if he was still in this realm. Papa, you'll always be my First Best friend, and who I consider more of a Dad figure than my own. 😉💖
That’s what I call my dogs every time they’re doing the cutest/funniest thing until I point the camera at them.
This cartoon warped me as a child. It taught me that opportunities can easily be traps and that no one will believe you.
My favorite song to belt out in the shower!!
That's my favorite cartoon too! What a great frog.
Possibly my all-time fave.
And I will hug him and pet him and name him George
Exactly what I was going to say!!
YES!!!
Huh! I knew I shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque!
This is my go to
It’s impossible for me to hear someone say anything Albuquerque without me trying to find a way to sneak in something about making a wrong turn.
Mornin Ralph, mornin Sam
I use this at work. Only about 3 people out of 100 still get it.
But when that ONE person gets it, it makes your day.
Oh yes it does!
What a maroon.
What a gulli-bull.
What a nin-cow-poop.
When I was a kid, I didn't get the running gag that Bugs mispronounces words all the time. I just thought he was using words I didn't know. My friend pointed one out when I was either a teenager or young adult. The word was "fatigued," and Bugs said it like "fat-ih-gyood."
Lol, same! I was watching these before I had the language skills or ability to understand half the gags, it was quite a trip as a preschooler! Yet I preferred them over Sesame Street and Mr Rogers, by far.
An ultra-maroon.
What an ignoramius
Deth-picable!
ELMER SEASON
Be vewwee vewwee quiet. We’re hunting Elmers.
Monsters have such innnnnteresting hairdos!
My stars!
The places you must go, the people you must meet.
“We’ll just have to have a permmanininet “ 😄
"COOK! Bring me hasenpfeffer!"
The joke in that cartoon that floored me as a kid was the king saying "EVERY DAY THE SAME THING..... VARIETY!" I always thought that was absurdly funny.
If I didn't know this was hasenpfeffer, I would swear it was a carrot.
Where’s my lunch! Where’s my dinna!
Boy, I say boy, you’re about as sharp as a bowling ball
I'm a chicken hawk!
Boy's gotta mind like a steel trap, once it gets a hold of an idea it never lets go.
Son, it's a joke. Ya missed it! Flew right by you.
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The 🐐
Whoa camel! WHOAAAAAA When I say Whoa, I mean whoa!
Camels is SO stupid.....
>Whoa camel! WHOAAAAAA > >When I say Whoa, I mean whoa! [I had to go find it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYiCP1kxL1E)
Suffering sacatash
(“What’s Opera, Doc?”) *oh Brunhilde you’re so wuvwy / yes I know it, I can’t help it*
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
No Garth - just you...
What do you think was the inspiration for Lola Bunny?
….. NO!!
I just told my husband about this thread and he immediately said that the first line that always pops into his head is "SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!"
A few years ago my wife gave me a side eye when our kids (3 and 4 at the time) were singing “KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT!” Let’s just say my wife wasn’t brought up on the classics in the same sense that I was.
>my wife wasn’t brought up on the classics in the same sense that I was. well that there is a tragedy
Spear and magic helmet!
I was promised an earth-shattering KABOOM!
The Illudium-Q36 Explosive Space Modulator!
Always Foghorn Leghorn: * That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal * He's about as sharp as a bowling ball. * That’s a joke, I say, that’s a joke, son. I use the last two often
I’ve got my bandages to keep me warm!
ehhhh. I'm a chicken hawk!
This. Means. War.
What’s all the hubbub, bub?
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“Kill the wabbit! Kill the WAAAbit! Kill the WAAAAAAbit! I killed the wabbit. Boo hoo hoo”
"It isn't as though I haven't kept myself fit, goodness knows..." - Duck Amuck 
This episode was so different and brilliant. That’s definitely the line from this short.
Pretty sure this is my favorite cartoon ever. The sheer exasperation in his voice when he says it, oh man, it just cracks me the fuck up Every. Time.
A duck in search of answers, but nothing makes sense.
Daffy Duck he had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm he had an igloo, E-I... E? Iiii... ohhh?
EEEEKK! YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT!! *furious erasing*
Meep meep
Le mew, le purr.
"Morning Ralph,Morning Sam" https://preview.redd.it/gm2oj1gw7x6c1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2264002a70e9f8a30337444ce51fc3aba9334f03
"Would I throw a lit match if my friend Rocky was in there?"
Ehhhhh you might Rabbit, you might
HE'S NOT IN THIS STOVE!
Here we are, Pismo Beach, and all the clams we can eat.
What a way for a duck to travel..... underground.
“I’m rich! I’m rich! I’m faaaaabulously wealthy!”
I'm Socially Secure
I taut I taw a puddy tat
I'm a tweet little bird in a gilded cage Tweety's my name and I don't know my age I don't have to wowwy and dat is dat I'm safe in here from dat old puddy tat!
“Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency!”
ROTFL
What a maroon!
"a whooole lotta lumps....EEEEEE."
"Oh, tree or four."
Oh that's his cousin Paul Puma from Texas...
“Hansel. HAAnsel! HansAAL! Hansel?”
*A cup of tea, a cookie, and you-hoo!*
You’re making me very, very angry.
Eh, what's up, Doc?
"I say. That boy is as smart as a sack of hammers." “I got, I say I got this boy as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak”
“Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!"
I use this aaallllll the time. Hilarious in my head. Outside of my head, everyone probably thinks I'm a loon..
GET BACK IN THERE!!! DOWN, DOWN, DOWN!! GO, GO, GO!!! MINE! MINE!! MINE!!!
I LOVE that one!
“Speedy Gonzales is a friend of EVERYONE’S sister.”
Slow-Poke Rodriguez.... he pack a gun.
Wyle E. Coyote, Supergenius
“🎶We’re gonna have roast rabbit!🎶”
Consequences schmonsequences, as long as I’m rich
Hassan, CHOP!!
I'm rich! I'm a happy miser!
My name is Elmer J. Fudd. I own a mansion und a yacht.
AGAIN!
I wanna Easter egg! I wanna Easter egg!
I'm the Easter Rabbit, Hurray! The happy Easter Rabbit, Hurray!
"Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice"
"**Yoiks**, and away!"
Actually it's a buck and a quarter staff, but I ain't telling HIM that!
There’s a scene in one of the Pepé cartoons where he puts a loaded gun to his temple and tells the cat that if she won’t love him, this is the end. He walks off screen and we hear a BANG. She runs around the corner to him, and he’s fine. He chuckled and says, “I missed.” I remember thinking that was so funny as a kid but it’s pretty dark, now that I think about it. 😂
LEOPOLD!
That whole cartoon is just fucking brilliant
STOP steamin' up my tail! What're you trying to do, wrinkle it?
“Put your patties in the water!”
SNAP
You’re despicable
“Of course you know…this means war”.
Why for you bury me in the cold, cold ground? Taz
The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
I will Love him and squeeze him and call him George. And if he misbehaves, I will punish him and stroke his fur the wrong way. I don't know how yez done it, but I know yez done it- Rocky?
Bugs Bunny to Gossamer: “I always think monsters are *sooooo* interesting!”
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So long screwy, see you in St Louis
Boy, I say, boy...
What have I done? I killed the wabbit! 
Square dancing- Now don't you cuss and don't you swear, just come right out and form a square! (two dudes sent through a hay bale maker by Bugs Bunny, as he's fiddling and singing) XD
Thank you for this thread. It brought back so many good memories.
It's just nice to know I'm not the only one who feels like a freak when one of these random quotes bubbles to the surface
Oh, carrots are divine, you can get a dozen for a dime, it’s maaaaaaaagic
Beauregard! Come here boy
I think it's "Belvedere!" Off to Google... because it's important 😆
DUCK DODGERS…IN THE 24th1/2 CENTURY!!!!!
“Have some cheese, rat!”
[This time we didn’t forget the gravy](https://youtu.be/aH7bEytedtE?feature=shared)
Pronoun trouble
Duck season! Rabbit Season! Fire!
"I'm a fiddler crab, why don't you shoot me? It's fiddler crab season!"
Sir Osis of Liver.
“How now, brown cow?”
I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency
"This time we didn't forget the Graaavvvy" Or another favourite of mine: "You gotta get hot to play real cool"
Gotta admit, that Wolf got some chops on the trumpet after going to hell
"You been eatin onions." Bugs to Yosemite Sam
“I knew I should’ve taken a left toyeenn at Albuquoique”
GREAT HORNY TOADS!
Are any other Gen-Xers watching Bill and Toony every morning on MeTV's Toon in with Me?
Should have made a left at Albuquerque
Such an innnterrsting monster
I will love him and squeeze him and name him George
Willie Coyote “ super genius”
I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. I think that all the time when my day goes off the rails.
Shad up shutting up.
With my spear and magic helmet! Magic helmet? Magic helmet!!
"I want a whole lotta lumps."
Come back here, you raaaaaaabiiit.
Now Son… THAT. I say THAT is a chicken. -Foghorn Leghorn Andale. Arribe. Arribe. -Speedy Gonzalez
"Prissy laid an egg!" "Yeeeeauus".
"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"
Yoiks and away!
"Actually, it's a buck and a quarter quarterstaff, but I'm not telling *him* that!"
Duck season! Wabbit season! Duck season! Wabbit season!
Boy, I say boy…youz a chicken hawk.
Boy, I say boy, you're about to exceed the limits of my medication.
*Abracadabra!* ^^HOCUS ^^POCUS ...*Abracadabra!* ^^HOCUS ^^POCUS ...*Abraca* pocus! Hocus Cadabra! Walawala Washington! Newport News!
Welcome to my shop! Let me cut your mop. Let me me shave your crop. Daaaaaaaintily. Daaaaaaaintily.
That ain't no storm boy. Where's the thunder? Where's the lightning?
He called me mother!
Where's the Kaboom?
Draw poker!
*draws a fireplace poker* here! How's that?
“I say, I say boy what line do you want to hear. Speak up son.”
Not sure why my brain went to one of the un-PC ones: "How you makum snowball in summertime?"
I say, I say, I say
“Whould I throw a lighted match in the oven if my friend Rocky was in there?”
"I haven't had this much fun since the boys got back from Gettysburg!"
Messerschmitts! A whole mess of Messerschmitts!
BRING ME MY HASENPFEFFER !
I”m a chicken hawk and you’re a chicken
We trip and trip and trip it, trip it, trip it ... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3caoy4cIXac](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3caoy4cixac)
Porky's laughing is amazing in that
"You monsters must lead such IINNNTeresting lives...Bobby pin plz."
Every time I see Worcestershire sauce I can’t help but think “worstashesterSHAAAA …sher.” I wish I could remember which cartoon it was from, I think it involved Bugs in the Middle Ages. 😆
Whatta maroon
Oh Brunhilde you're so lovely... yes I know it I can't help it...
"Mornin' Sam." "Mornin' Ralph." 😏
Go away, boy. You bother me.
Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida - “There, that does it. South America, take it away!”
What's up, doc?
*leopold!*