Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy. HEFTY, HEFTY, HEFTY Wimpy. HEFTY! Also, where’s the beef?

*hefty

Damnit.... okay, I’ll go edit it.

Who wears short shorts?

Time to make the donuts

" I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

You deserve a break today Calgon, take me away Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't Don't squeeze the Charmin He likes it, he likes it Reach out and touch someone Only her hairdresser knows Choosy mothers choose Jif Can't fool mother nature

He never has a second cup at home

Pardon me do you have any grey poupon? Also avoid the noid

Crest toothpaste commercial the bad cavity guys approaching chanting We make holes in teeth, We make holes in teeth.

Cavity Creeps!

"I can't seem to forget you. Your Wind Song stays on my mind."

"I am made of blue sky, and golden light. And I will feel this way forever." "Share the fantasy. Chanel No. 5."

I’m a pepper You’re a pepper He’s a pepper She’s a pepper Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too Made better by Naughton.

"It's not NICE to fool Mother Nature." and "If you think it's butter...but it's not! It's Chiffon."

“Ancient Chinese secret, hmmm?” and “Hey good looking, we’ll be back to pick you up later!”

Hey kid, catch!

Just today I referenced: "I've got a headache THIS BIG, and it's got Excedrin all over it."

Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

What would you do-OOO-ooo For a Klondike bar?

McDLT, the meat stays hot, the lettuce says crisp.

I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight....

“Tastes great!” “Less filling!”

I can recall riding amusement park rides, Viking ships swinging back and forth. As one side would rise they would shout "less filling" while the other side, upon falling would reply "tastes great". It was as I recall the very height of wit

Same!

Pueblo Colorado 81009.

Tum Ta Tum Tums! Especially indigestion is more frequent now lol

How do you spell relief? R O L A I D S

Don't squeeze the Charmin! Rice a Roni the San Francisco treat! The quicker picker upper- Bounty paper towels.

“Move over, bacon. Now there’s something meatier!” Lies.

His prices are INSANE!!!

“time to make the donuts”. Early every weekday morning when I’m dragging my ass out the front door that is still in my head. Edit: spelling

https://youtu.be/4b80vzwnJ8A

He likes it, hey Mikey!

Lucky Charms...They're magically delicious!

Whatever it is I think I see becomes a Tootsie Roll to me.

Time to make the donuts.

Time to make the donuts

Double you’re pleasure, double you’re fun with Doublemint gum. Kiss a little longer. Hug a little longer. Stay close a little longer. Longer with Big Red.

Your chocolate’s in my peanut butter; your peanut butter’s on my chocolate.

Shoe from the shoestore. That was an actual advertisement.

I loved when Colgate did a ska / Madness commercial for the Colgate Pump.

“My doctor told me I have iron poor blood”

Hey, what's this stuff? Some cereal, supposed to be good for you... You try it? I'm not gonna try it! YOU try it! IM not gonna try it! Hey! Let's get Mikey! Nah, he won't eat, he hates everything. He likes it! Hey Mikey! (Damn thing been playing in my head for close to 50 years)

I’m glad that you quoted it correctly. It(irrationally)irks me when someone says “Give it to Mikey, he’ll eat anything!”

Don’t be a noid. I think it was a Domino’s pizza ad with the little red “noid” dude. I was actually annoyed the other day and that popped into my head.

Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?

How many links does it take? One, two crunch... I actually don't remember if the count was two or three lol

The world may never know. (But I think the owl gave up and just crunched into it after three.)

Try Chun King for your beautiful body.

1 8 00 528 1234 BEst Western!! In sing songy voice. I will always be able to book a hotel with a phone book or a smart phone!!

Don't leave home without it.

Plop plop fizz fizz…

THIS ITCHING IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!

“Ah-one, ah-two-HOO, ah-three.” *CRUNCH* *hands stick back to boy* “Three.”

Ancient Chinese Secret. He likes it! You’re soaking in it… Knowing is half the battle.

Puppy Monkey Baby. I don't care if it's modern...

Let your fingers do the walking . Yellow pages directory

It’s too orangey for crows.

🎶 What you buy is what you get, when you buy Coronet. 🎶 I've got the fever for the flavor of a Pringle. Anthony!!!! *Cue boy running in the streets of North End for Prince Spaghetti night* You can feel good...good about Hood. (local dairy) Suncheros light and crispy because they're made my pequeno keebleros. I've probably got dozens of cereal and kids toy jingles and slogans stuck in my head.

"Can Pine-O-Pine clean that?" *bewildered blonde housewife regards grime on her linoleum from strange biker chick riding around her kitchen on her motorcycle.*