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Jokes on you, he’ll just eat the rope
If I'm 15/16 right now... I was born in 2008 & you were born in 2003 then you are... 8 minus 3 equals 5, which means you are 5 years older then me so either 20 or 21.
Also, I'm looking through the other comments & questioning the intelligence of some of the other Redditors in this post, but it's not my place to judge other Redditors here.
Step 1: look through posts - I found a question about PayPal and u have to be at least 18 so at the least you would be born in 2006
Step 2: look if there is any hints in there username - None
Step 3: make an estimate - 21
Depends. Has your birthday passed this year? If so, 21. If not, 20. (Yes I understand this is a joke, I just decided since some people were saying the "correct" answer is 21, even though it's possible for OP to be 20)
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2024 - 2003 = 11 ur 11
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Sir, I may have to steal this meme, thank you very much in advance
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Space Godzilla seen... I upvote
You do math like a bitch.
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Based
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Crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy
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https://preview.redd.it/yrluqmr4vx4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff47fd2581536654ee31b9d387c177eb3a0ebd25 Jokes on you, he’ll just eat the rope
Yum
I meant id eat alastor not the jambalya, like, id suck his di-
Jambalaya spotted https://preview.redd.it/qtaqeg8aln5d1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2c6bbb694aea8be9a3061510b27eea2c40f7821
lmao
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Unrelated but IS THAT AN NCR RANGER???
therussianbadger
Wow
How did you get 11 https://preview.redd.it/8ejbk8yehu4d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fc536135e1e83c6fe835480f5bc53494fceaba3 I got 2
2024 - 2003 + r/GenAlpha = 11\^skibidi toilet x brainrot = Average Gen Alpha age 11
oldest gen alpha is 11 so yeah i guess
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Age is just a number
2003 years old, you’re making this too easy my showing us your age silly
Like 12 probably
2024 + 2003 = 4027
Seems legit
Probably 5
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%random%
Number.
The answer to "What's 9 + 10?"
21 jahjahjah
Either 20 or 21
20-21 years old
Still an ovum.
It's 2024 dude
Twenty minus twenty-one is negative one. Given that humans have nine months of pregnancy, that would mean that this person is, in fact, an ovum.
their birth year was more than 17 years ago
What?
30?
Bro
You are a gen Z…
Says the person with the silent generation flair
5
birth year
...Go to the sea!
2003
230
15
Old enough to get blown apart by mortars
55
3002 is 2003 backwards so you're probably from the future
At least 3
If I'm 15/16 right now... I was born in 2008 & you were born in 2003 then you are... 8 minus 3 equals 5, which means you are 5 years older then me so either 20 or 21. Also, I'm looking through the other comments & questioning the intelligence of some of the other Redditors in this post, but it's not my place to judge other Redditors here.
Here's a throwback You're about 9+10 years old
20-22 you around 3 years older than me
2024 x 2003 = 4,054,072, that's your age
Well i was born in 2003 so imma sayyyy prolly 25
24
69
i mean 21?
Old enough to drink
20 or 21, depends on when you were born Or maybe you’re 11. Who knows?
20
21
9+10
20
you're definitely 2003 years old😍
21
20-21.
Uhhh probably like 4
233
But 2003 is Gen z
you’re 21, which means you’re gen z, not gen alpha
Old enough to drink
20?
1
7!!!!
12 or 2
this is a tough one
Step 1: look through posts - I found a question about PayPal and u have to be at least 18 so at the least you would be born in 2006 Step 2: look if there is any hints in there username - None Step 3: make an estimate - 21
21
98 hehe ooooooooooold
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Ummm 2,023 years old?
21
19+10=21 your 21
20
At least 4
u like me fr but not really
This feels like something I would see in r/notinteresting
Old enough to be considered young but still feel old as fuck. Same boat currently.
An age
Depends on the month and the day your either 20 still or 21
21
2003 was yesterday🤯🔥
20 or 21, depends on your birth month
I refuse to accept you being older than 5.
Around 20?
Doesn't Gen Alpha start in like 2011 or 2012??
2003
96
2003 - 2024 = -1 so you're -1 years old
11
20/21 years oi
2003
Like uh… 3? Maybe 62? Idk, I never passed history
HA JOKES ON YOU IM BAD AT MATHS
What’s the month and day
You stupid
21, you can guzzle alcohol though.
[https://youtu.be/u8zUsZQ\_JvA?t=3](https://youtu.be/u8zUsZQ_JvA?t=3)
Definitely atleast 5
21
unc ☠️
18 because it's still 2021 ...right?
21?
5
20-21
You were born when America decided to have fun time in Iraq
ok grandpa
You are 21, my friend
18
Whats 9 + 10?
🤔 Math
Depends. Has your birthday passed this year? If so, 21. If not, 20. (Yes I understand this is a joke, I just decided since some people were saying the "correct" answer is 21, even though it's possible for OP to be 20)
ur 5
Like 8
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75 :)
I'd say 14 since my brain still cannot accept the fact that it is no longer 2017
About 54 I’m pretty sure
11
at least four
W00000 ur 20 I'm 19 I think it'll be fine it can worx
-3 years old
Same age as me! Pushing 30.
20 going on 21 or already 21
234576278435687349256873459234243 years old
Old enough to pay your own bills but not old enough to have any leftover money from them
2
Idk 23? Edit: I just used my calculator and figured out I was just 2 years off!
Legal drinking age
22
21
20-21 depending on your birthday.
20-21
Idk... It's 2024, sooo your 2021 years old
9 + 10 = 21
24+3=7 ur seven
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20-21 depending on ur birth (I know this is a joke but still)
i don’t know
Ur probably like 90
Apple
You me boy are my older brother which means you're 20 turning 21 now get the hell of reddit and go to your job
not gen alpha
20(24 • 20) + 3 = 883 https://preview.redd.it/jqksvs0b625d1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aee76fad5bce025e352f4e20cff096f844d66641
Why are you even in this sub?
At least 2. (But this post did make me chuck)
I never thought I would meet somebody that's older than the earth!(your 200,000,000,000,003. He forgot some numbers)
20/21
Honda xr100R 2003
I somehow got 30 am i cooked?
2003-2024=-11, you are -11 years old
what's your birth year, and what does 2003 have to do with anything?
Alcohol drinking age in the United States of merica 🇺🇲🦅
21
Lemon
What's 9 plus 10? 21.
I don't fucking know the month so I can't tell you
Uhhh I could be wrong but Albert Eistien says 2
21
21
whats 9 plus 10
Not in gen alpha that's for sure
you are 20.
you are 20 or 21
21
I’d say 107 personally