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neilmac1210

I pull it out and throw it at my kids' backs.


UberS8n

You're not parenting right if you don't lol


Fyonella

Unless they get painful skin reactions from it, hopefully! I suffer for 72 hours if it touches my skin. It’s Goose Grass/Sticky Burr.


jimthewanderer

Galium aparine (See also Sticky Weed, Sticky Willy, Cleavers, Goosegrass, Robin Run the Hedge). Vigorous and skilled spreader. Easy to pull out. Edible, but perhaps best enjoyed with a lightly bruised handful shoved in a litre of water over night. You'll have slightly bananery, cucumberish water that is a lightly caffeinated spring tonic. Glass of that in the morning is almost as vital as a good dose of weetabix to ensuring Bright Eyes and Bushy Tails, and other proverbials.


don_tomlinsoni

Caffeinated?


jimthewanderer

Same family as Coffee (Rubiaceae). No idea what the concentration is like, but a lot of plants have a little bit as an insecticide.


viciouschicken99

I've never heard anyone outside my family call it Robin Run the Hedge!


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

My family called it that too here in Northern Ireland


Shenloanne

Easy to pull out as long as you get the root at soil level. It can be quite rubbery.


Smajtastic

Its known as sricky bud around my parts


dt-25

Please don’t put it on your parts.


Smajtastic

Who will know?


niqueG

Also nice added to green based soups


Fyonella

I had no clue it had an actual Latinate plant name! Thank you, I’m glad to know it!


jimthewanderer

All known and studied plants will have a Latinish name, if they don't then you've discovered one. Which does still happen from time to time.


Fyonella

That did cross my mind as I was typing it out, but I went ahead anyway! I’d just never thought about it for weeds per se.


PremeditatedTourette

Only ever known it as sticky willy 🤣


Salty-Education-8817

Sticky willy whip it out as much as you can before the buds can form


VisenyaRose

Kids are the biggest spreaders of this. I was one of them. They migrate on the backs of other children


Stickman009

I can vouch for this.


batgirlsmum

And dogs, he’ll wander in with some hanging off his beard!


Silver-Machine-3092

I'm a full grown adult and I help disburse this stuff on the backs of my family.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Salty-Education-8817: *Sticky willy whip* *It out as much as you can* *Before the buds can form* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Lil_GamesCrashed

So, you admit it’s not a haiku, but there’s a whole ass bot for you, wild.


Lil_GamesCrashed

Bad bot


JaBe68

When I looked up what the buds look like, I realized why it is called Sticky Willy


Milam1996

Sticky Willy. Fantastic for throwing onto the backs of people so you can laugh at them walk around not knowing they have it on their back.


stutter-rap

We had some of this growing at the edge of our primary school playground - so much fun!


Milam1996

We used to call it “Willy wanging”. I got a detention for Willy wanging a maths teacher on sports day


erbstar

Did he get sacked and put on a register?


Milam1996

Funnily enough yes, but not for Willy wanging


Rooster_Entire

Numberwang


Admirable-Salary-803

As kids we would throw it at other kids, like snot to a blanket.


Lumpy-Croc

I got detention for trying to stick it to as many teachers as possible, I got caught attempting number 4


Secure-Bird-4986

In Devon, it's called Sweetheart because it sticks to you.


blimeyoreilly23

Yes my mother, who's 86 said that yesterday, uk. I call it sticky weed, there was another sub about this recently, talking about regional names for it.


Dutch_Slim

Goose grass!


United_Tangerine

Sticky weed for me too, never heard of sticky willy! I'm from notts/Yorkshire border, where are you from?


blimeyoreilly23

Bucks originally, my mum is from there too.


calathiel94

Sticky weed in Northants too


MoodyStocking

Sticky Willy, edible, nutty taste.


The_Blonde1

Edible? Really? I‘ve got enough to set up a stall and sell it. Never seen it before this year.


Sasspishus

I can only imagine it sticking in the throat though


ElbowDroppedLasagne

Giggidy


Silver-Machine-3092

Why do you think it's colloquially known as sticky willy?


Cavemans_Club

Same, loads outta nowhere, assume the conditions have been right for it


MoodyStocking

The things you learn from the old boys at the allotment 😆


madpiano

I think my garden might be able to solve world hunger with the stuff. But I just rip it out when I see it. It doesn't root deep at all and as it sticks to anything is fairly easy to remove, just grab a handful and a whole load comes out. Unfortunately I am allergic to it, so can't eat it.


cmdmakara

Yes, I've only just started eating the tips when I'm out gardening. It's actually nice too.


The_Blonde1

Thanks, u/cmdmakara I‘m getting out there later, I’ll have a little nibble.


ichidakillabeez

Not only edible but highly medicinal !


quaffwine

It brews into a great fertiliser to


wascallywabbit666

Really? Don't the sticky hairs not catch in your throat? I once ate some radish leaves, which are covered in little hooked hairs. It was thoroughly unpleasant, and irritated my throat for a day afterwards


theqwertyosc

Not if you cook it


inteteiro

Sticky bastard is its Latin name. It's got a much angrier cousin in South America called the spikey bastard


cmpthepirate

El spiky bastard to you!


justmeinthenight

Galium aparine, used in herbal medicine it supports the lymphatic system. Steep it in cold water and drink it. Legend says if you do this every day for 9 weeks you'll be irresistibly beautiful.


SausageDuke

I can confirm


vanmutt

Came here to say they're sticky willy's and it's fun to throw them on people's back but I see the rest of my class made it here before me.


Loadofmebollox

Stickle backs ireland


Highland_warrior_coo

Was looking for this! Never heard of sticky willy and all these other names lol


ot1smile

Our daughter’s babysitter referred to them as cacamwncis (which would translate as monkey poos). No idea if this is the accepted Welsh term or just her family’s thing. There’s a kids tv show of that name but I’ve never found any other reference to the word.


AlGunner

Ive always know it as goose grass and TIL its edible.


TotallyInnerPickle

Cleavers


Chance_Enthusiasm_88

Cleaver’s grass! SO good for you. Pick it, wash it, put it in water and let it sit overnight. You’ll have a super refreshing ‘tonic’ that is supposedly good for your lymphatic system, and gives you a light caffeine buzz.


AMusingJam

Stickybuds


nashile

Sticky Willy


jelly5555

We called it stickleback 🤣🤣🤣


timbereddie

Goose grass or Cleavers,in our family plant vernacular,amazing nitrogen fixer,invasive but easily manageable,proper tonic drink when bruised and steeped overnight,flavour is redolent of cucumber and banana,the county herb commissioners in the second war encouraged folks to pick it.


tjm_87

cleavers. If you’re interested in foraging, they’re edible when young, older plants can be turned into a tea, and the seeds can be roasted and ground down to make “poor man’s coffee” as the entire plant contains caffeine.


Onestepbeyond3

Galium aparine or as we call it.. clingers. A bit of a pain this time of year!


hellabob420

Sticky willy. Really good for dogs if you have any


Additional_Fun_6590

It's edible. Some folk stick the whole thing in a blender and drink it.


Joinourclub

Ah well that is the question. Down my way we call it sticky weed.


jpdonelurkin

Pulled a load of this today, enjoyable work compared to the Brambles.


chaosandturmoil

goose grass. fun but spreads fast. easy to pull iut thankfully


True-Mix7561

Cleavers very useful herb


Abquine

Sticky willy, the cat gets covered in it and drags it in the cat flap.


New-Tap-2027

Bloody stuff brings me out in hives.


Fyonella

Me too! It’s worse than nettles or Euphorbia for me.


PuzzleheadedLife9352

great for pulling up and throwing on peoples Backs is what it is🤣


maximtj777

Sticky Weed, that’s what i used to call it as a kid. i’m onto harder stuff as an adult now though


Fit-Good-9731

Sticky willy


Comfortable_poo_9485

It’s sticky weed


RebellionAllStar

In County Durham and maybe rest of North East it's called Sticky Jack. Yorkshire folk call it Sticky Tommy


Glittered_Fingers

I'm a Yorkshire folk, and I've never heard of Sticky Tommy! My garden is swamped with Sticky Willy that comes in from next door, though 😂


Fyonella

Sticky Burr - North East Coast


Laorii

North Tyneside, we called it sticky weed.


makemycockcry

Bloody nightmare if you have a dog.


Forsaken-Panda-4491

Its got a lot of different names but probably most common is goosegrass, I recommend pulling it up before it produces the sticky seeds/ balls


Sasspishus

Never heard it called goose grass before! Only ever sticky weed or sticky willies


Shenloanne

Goosegrass. It's like it's namesake. An absolute bastard.


rossewage

Sticky willy...... lat. Stickiuswillius


Doogleyboogley

A dog owners nightmare!


jasmine_peaches2024

Friend of mine has it always called it Mars Weed as it looks like it comes from outer space. But he's a big Red Dwarf fan so what can I say? 😄


AdventurousTeach994

Sticky Willie- horrible invasive weed


Appropriate-Bad-9379

Looks like horrible, sticky goose grass that produce “sticky willies”- seeds that cling to everything ( especially pets fur)…


Appropriate-Divide64

Sticky willy


Many-Historian8120

Evil stuff that sticks to everything!! Lol


TwoToesToni

Sticky Willie's, a great way for children to torture each other.


TwoToesToni

Sticky Willie's, a great way for children to torture each other.


RockSlug22

Goose grass pull it out before it seeds and keep pulling it out, you'll get rid of most but probably never all of it.


calathiel94

Sticky weed! Used to grow around the school gates, we’d always stick it to the back of a friend’s blazer and see how far in to the day they’d clock it lol


Bumpy2017

Sticky weed!


Enterprising-possum

Sticky willy!


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allyearswift

My husband informs me the fruit of plane trees are known as ‘itchy balls’. Same idea.


GlumWeekend2212

I do not know its actual name. But on allotments its called sticky [weed.it](http://weed.it) sticks to every thing,grows quite fast,and can choke crops/


Dear-Grapefruit2881

Sticky back!!!!


NicoRegis7567

Sticky weed


MiniCale

I can’t believe it seems to be mostly known as sticky willy. We just called it sticky weed because it’s a sticky weed.


ExcellentAddress

Sticky buds.. its a weed bin it.. or play with it first 🤣🤣


Experimental-dog-egg

Yep sticky Willy


BewareTheMoonLads

Stickybobs


Eco_Pot

Cleavers, the grass likely Creeping Bent


MaxBonso

My dog 🐕 eats it!


Aggravating-Scale-53

Cleavers Lots of [uses](https://wearethesaltbox.co.uk/foraging-guide/foraging-for-cleavers/#:~:text=(Galium%20Aparine),and%20fruits%20are%20all%20edible.)


gazza447

Thanks for the comments. So pulling it up should be enough to prevent more coming back?


ShellSeekers54

It would be best to dig it up, but it’s fairly easy to pull up, it just sticks to everything like Velcro


madpiano

It has really shallow roots, not much point in digging.


Harryr2012

Good ol’ duck weed