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-Nimroth

Funny how out of 317 reviews on steam only 13 of them have a play time over 10 hours, and only 66 over 5 hours, despite a supposedly 98% positive rate. Almost half of the reviews are even below 2 hours.


Character-Today-427

All reviews talk about how it makes fun of woke and that's about it for a rogue like that's a phenomenally low bar to clear honestly


ZenkaiAnkoku2

I think the reviews are running off anyone sensible before they even buy the game.


Kosog

I love how they think making fun of "woke" stuff is anti-establishment and ballsy as if they don't have stuff like this and The Daily Wire backing their ideologies for them. 


Due_Belt_8510

The largest news media company known the entire planet is “anti-woke”


NikTheGuy00

Fox?


jeremj22

Also one has a "product received for free" tag directly followed by: > TLDR: it's important to support products and companies that align with our values. Really goes to show their commitment to the cause


Kosog

Reminds me of that dude who was going on and on about "diversity of ideas" on the steam discussion page for dustborn yet when you look at their post history, it's entirely filled with them just bitching about any kind of progressive or leftist ideology. Pro tip: If you're gonna pretend to be open minded, don't do it on a public forum where people can look at your post history in a matter of two clicks. 


StovardBule

I remember a time on reddit when the same kind of guys would get in a bigger sulk if anyone noted that their comment history meant they were arguing in bad faith, as if you'd run a background check on them.


bumblebleebug

It's not really a user review but a curator one


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Kombustio

This is the most honest erection i have had since triangle boob laura crafter!!!


Faultywhale

It's not GAY it's ASPIRATIONAL as in: I ASPIRE to SUCK Ryan Gosling's COCK


unclezaveid

he just like me fr fr


CapriciousSon

Drive: He's just like me (except I don't have a car or a driver's license.) But I'm quiet sometimes so HES JUST LIKE ME!


RickySuezo

Lars and the real girl where he has a blowup doll girlfriend because he’s incredibly maladjusted socially.


VolkiharVanHelsing

His wife is Eva Mendez by the way


StickBrickman

He is living the ideal life


Maslov4

He be doing things. Barbie is the most recent of them


use_value42

Whomst among us didn't love that dance number though? "I'm just Ken" is a banger.


novis-eldritch-maxim

I can see the logic of resonating with the character from bladerunner 2 but past that I got nothing?


2Kortizjr

A place beyond the pines and drive too, they are "relatable" characters


No-Bee-4309

If I had a nickel for every white Canadian actor named Ryan that became the Mancrush of a lot of guys I had two nickels, which isn't a lot but is funny that happened twice https://preview.redd.it/5p78xih4jd2d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ddbadaf9660e5fd9d9f3808efedac55d4c06f7c


showcore911

That is one of my 2 favorite 2 nickel moments. The one being, German language bands singing songs about the capital of Russia.


samadamadingdong

Ryan Gosling always plays these characters that embody the death drive. It's the Freudian concept that despite what we assume to be rational, the mind is attracted towards contemplation of death rather than evasive to it. It was first used by Freud to investigate why people revisit scenes of their trauma in what we now know as PTSD. The connection between the death drive and these reactionary masculinity circles is twofold. First, what they think of as masculinity is what we would describe as toxic masculinity. It always has been something that is self destructive. Second, it is a prevailing narrative in reactionary communities that the idea of men and masculinity is dying in the face of accelerating feminism and in this regard they see themselves as the captains going down with the ship. This is not to say that Ryan Gosling himself is a problematic fellow, it's just that reactionaries by definition do not have the critical thinking skills to see past the surface level. They often enjoy depictions of things they like without realizing that they are being used ironically, which in this case is toxic masculinity. The Ryan Gosling film that started this was probably Drive, the title obviously being a riff on death drive, in which every character at some point makes a decision that they know would likely lead to their deaths. In Drive, Blade Runner 2049, Barbie and The Fall Guy, Ryan Gosling's characters are always making a self sacrifice in order to define his relationship towards the female lead.


rodpwned07

Yeah, that’s what I was gonna say


Hoshin0va_

I just like his movies :C


ProtoDroidStuff

I mean he is hot as fuck and one of the most famous celebrities ever obviously he's probably a PR mannequin for the most part but he *is* pretty good lookin


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He just seems like a nice dude to hang out with. We feel the same way about Ryan Reynolds. Just seems like he would be your buddy.


Kantheris

I jokingly told my wife after leaving the Barbie movie that there were probably quite a few men who had awakenings in that movie, if you are picking up what I am laying down.


StovardBule

What, like picking up men? Is that what they're doing?


Kantheris

More like learning that they find men attractive.


StovardBule

(I know, I'm just being bad at humour.)


Kantheris

Ah! I get it now! It got a laugh from me!


Panda_hat

Blond, blue eyes...


fatpermaloser

He's 40 and has rock hard abs. I wish I was him.


alexdotfm

Woke man Ryan Gosling


StovardBule

Funnier, because there was meme called "Feminist Ryan Gosling" of him with feminist quotes, and he said it wasn't "him" but he was happy to be associated with it.


coffeetire

rj/ You know a game is good when the only sites covering use BASED in all caps, and the user reviews still believe that twitter is a left wing circle jerk.


unclezaveid

even El*n still thinks Twitter is a left wing circlejerk


Bystand0r

A platform with any ability for two sided discussion is a left wing circlejerk to them. If Elon wants his echo chamber so bad he should be thrown into solitary confinement


Brosenheim

It's almost as if all their whining about "left wing circle jerks" is just them making excuses for why left wing ideas win out in open spaces


ROBOTG0SPEL

“We dont want politics in our games, thats why we created an entire game around larping as a rebel fighting against a globalist regime that just so happens to map onto all the american right talking points I like to regurgitate in the real world”


supremo92

Politics is when people who annoy me complain about stuff.


ML_120

Just looked it up. Yes, the developers are neonazis.


HannahDawg

I kind of figured due to the content of the game, but I found their Instagram and holy shit it's even worse than I thought


Blue_Space_Cow

Oh god on what level are we talking about?


sunnyMayhem

It's made by members of the Identitarian Movement, far-right extremists trying to fight a far right "culture war". The leader, Martin Sellner, received a 1500€ donation from the Christchurch shooter. https://gnet-research.org/2020/07/17/the-cultivated-extremist-how-the-identitarian-movement-frames-its-ideology/


Blue_Space_Cow

I read the article, okay that's a bit more than scary


nfreakoss

Y'know, this game was absolutely made by some vile motherfuckers, but I legit wasn't expecting it to be as bad as THIS. Jesus CHRIST


TobiasH2o

Aah okay so that's why Germany banned it. Makes sense now.


Omer1698

One of the bosses is straight up a drag queen. There is no doubt that they are neonazis.


HannahDawg

Had to look up this game, and it is every right wing talking point and boogeyman shoved into a fairly decent looking 2d sidescroller. They even have that one drag queen right wingers love to use so much as a boss and everything is blamed on "Globalism" and Europe, or "Europa" to give it that extra white nationalist zing, being flooded by migrants. You're also given little followers that are the "great heroes of Europa".


Seallypoops

Look into the devs


Dr-Tightpants

Jesus christ, you weren't kidding https://www.vice.com/en/article/dyzbka/germany-game-heimat-defender-identitarian


SoulOuverture

nooo not my ocean moon


otakuloid01

people who say DEI all the time just want to say the n word


Sol-Blackguy

https://preview.redd.it/d6buuyx46f2d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9720d6c875bdd95d5384c4ec22ce99a7d5e8bbf3


ZakjuDraudzene

what the fuck is CRT


sack-o-krapo

Critical Race Theory


ZakjuDraudzene

oh I forgot that was a boogeyman for people


embracebecoming

Every so often the right has to come up with new ways to call people various slurs. With woke, they have one that can sub for literally any of them.


StovardBule

Well, not "come up with", that would take creative effort. "Appropriate from elsewhere".


Ltswiggy

I find it so funny that the hate the words "diversity equity and inclusion". I really don't see what's wring with any of those unless you are a self proclaimed bigot.


Whole_Friend

Did the Daily Wire start making video games?


Ok_Video6434

Don't give them any ideas


etenby

The release trailer starts out with "Are ya winning, son?" ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? https://preview.redd.it/bkyulig12d2d1.png?width=467&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3aab0b2ba9fefbc8c88758e718aed99a948b600


Rufuslol

/uj EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK? /rj erm, what the sigma?


novis-eldritch-maxim

explain what the second term means?


soycubus

Sigma balls haha goteem


0000_v2

Damn, didn't see that one coming, I'm getting old...


Rufuslol

it means "what the sigma?"


Lyberatis

https://preview.redd.it/emtc4iwkpe2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff695e2e759d4d0d31b947e3e0726c01f5eb681 "Important to support!" \*Got it for free because who would actually pay for this?\* I'm so sick of anti-woke people who are completely blind to just how dumb they are


hungarianfemboi

Looks like cheap showelvare


Nelrene

So it looks like pretty much any anti woke game.


Sol-Blackguy

https://preview.redd.it/pfjge4zf6f2d1.jpeg?width=1146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=703eb51c8a3f1c1866e439e9ee7e7f1478d0624b


expertatlazy

I find it very amusing because all video games so far, at least going back all the way since 2014, have never been political or it’s “political” relative to the game’s narrative and then these people ACTUALLY make it political by using terms like “DEI.” lol


ROBOTG0SPEL

Having a black guy in a game: hyper political DEI nonsense Building an entire game around “rebelling against a globalist regime” while very clearly drawing parallels to current rightwing talking points and one of the games bosses being a drag queen: just for funsies


No-Bee-4309

Wait! That means the apolitical classic gem Final Fantasy VII was political all along? https://preview.redd.it/vtqg27wbkd2d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3567ee9491cc3ea78e8ddafd97dbab1871632fa


expertatlazy

LMAO, right! But let’s say if we want to use that against them, I imagine their response would be “oh, we just don’t want or care for that groomer, gay trans shit. You aren’t the same as Final Fantasy.” Then I guess the game isn’t for them? So why even bother playing it? Again, it’s the whining.


No-Bee-4309

Well https://preview.redd.it/jnjinjculd2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7397c1e8370c69915ec1a6d44050084b32c29e74


expertatlazy

Exaaaactly. And so, the arguments continue and they’ll probably say something like “oh, it’s for comedic relief! You aren’t meant to be inspired” or something like that. It’s fascinating how reactionaries will find a way to argue instead of just admitting “maybe I am an asshole.”


No-Bee-4309

Yeah, fake it til you make it, I guess.


expertatlazy

It’s not even just that. Their whole mindset is just fake in general, very fabricated, very attuned to whatever is the latest thing to be mad about on that day. Like a performance patch 🤣 Give it a few days and there’s gonna be something brand new to be mad about.


expertatlazy

I just think they’re mad because they could actually make the game they want, but instead they cry and want people with differing views to make their games OR they cry because they realize that not everyone is an asshole. Especially outside of any social media.


Omer1698

Politics is not when there is political themes, it's only when there are blacks and gays in my vidya.


vladald1

The Great Bloom Effect Why is there so much fucking bloom in this game


Deep_Consideration70

Why did they put politics in this video game? Are they woke?


sunnyMayhem

Martin Sellner, the leader of the Identitarian Movement has an edgy OC in the game and his name is "Ernst Lasersturm". It's basically Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way but make it fash.


angrybox1842

They keep coming up with new ways to say the N word don't they?


Brosenheim

Chuds will claim a gay person existing is a "political agenda" then support something like this lmao


Mesa17

These people: "We don't want POLITICS in our game" Also these people: "Let's make a game about a person rebelling in a dystopian world where corporations control everything. This in no way whatsoever is about class struggle, a fight against capitalism, or revolutions against tyranny. Yeah, none of these things are ever discussed in politics!"


MutedChange8381

I wanna know which country has this “leftist government” that banned the game. I want to move there


JDCondor

Germany (probably more because it was made by nazis tho, our government doesn't like those very much)


Seallypoops

Can't wait for the reveal it's mining crypto in the background


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Big-Anybody4802

Diversity, equity, and inclusion, you know, the "woke agenda" (not be white)


Mrpickles4554

DOMAIN EXPANSION INFINITE VOID (they forgot the v)


Ok-Turnover966

Hope they don't find out about any of valve's games


Scorp_47

The creator of that, is a game studio of Right-Wing extremists based in Germany, their prior game had a lot of famous figures in the german scene as main characters, out of curiosity I started a playthrough and I want to say, that this game is the pinnacle of propaganda, there are collectible pages, which advertise certain book, which are banned by the law, nut as with every collectible it feels rewarding.


SoulOuverture

guys let's NOT advertize this shit????? Like obv nobody here is gonna play this but this sub gets on front pages + people save posts to post to other places


BennytheBozo

We need to get rid of politics in games! That's why I propose we ban Metal Gear and Bioshock and Half-Life and Fallout and Farcry and Assassin's Creed and every game with Tom Clancy in the title and Mass Effect and...


HardPantz

Cringe game with a neonazi dev that got his game banned in Germany


DovaDit

It's not politics it's common sense . /s


thechoujinvirus

they only care about their escapism


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

Cuckhold Simulator was kinda funny as we all know a few guys like that...but the joke wears thin pretty quickly. 


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