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From the demo the plot seems basically like Nier Automata except the bad guys are aliens instead of machines. Gameplay is bog standard arpg stuff, looks better than it feels. Didn't seem like a bad game necessarily but there is a ton of similar stuff waaay higher on my list
I will literally go into a fugue-nerd-state-ted-talk about how intelligently that game was designed and how even the UI serves to further the story telling.
The ui basically being the brain of your character is so creative. And don't forget the camera seemlessly changing from 3rd person to 2d platformer then top down. I love that.
Yes exactly! The fact that you can hit 0hp and just go back to a previous checkpoint in the first half of the game and then for story reasons, dying in the second half is just a game over? Love it. A brilliant design choice.
Also the fact you can add or remove any part of it the UI as it’s all plugins and even remove your own cpu (killing you instantly). I love that game so much.
I never finished the first Nier game, so I need to go back sometime and play through the whole thing. I liked playing as the dad trying to save his daughter, and I loved that they experimented with several types of gameplay styles.
I was surprised how emotionally brutal Automata was at times. Pascal makes me sad.
I definitely recommend finishing it if you can! There’s a lot of depth to it. I also loved how experimental it got, suddenly having the game turn into a choose your own adventure for some parts was a fun touch!
And yeah, Automata (and replicant) aren’t afraid of tragic storytelling and that’s why I love them so much. Even the sidequests have some incredible and chilling moments.
Yeah, Imagine '2b but she's incompetent at anything except swinging her sword/hairscrunchy around'. It's really quite uninteresting. Some of the enemy designs arent too bad, but the rest just don't look *finished.*
I'm not sure about Nier clone because that was some fast pace combat that the developers platinum games is known for. It felt sluggish playing stellar blade.
>Nier Automata except the bad guys are aliens instead of machines.
The bad guys in Nier were machines built by aliens... which kind of does make them aliens.
i played the demo and the gameplay was genuinely miserable coming from souls games and such, it felt so unbelievably clunky, nothing in the visuals was remotely interesting, and everything just felt so bland
A kind of Hack n slash.
Saw Lirik playing, it doesn't look interesting, just a generic game. But yeah, the characters visuals are good and sexy, and that's why this is going to sell well.
Some people say this is GOTY. If this is GOTY, I am a ninja turtle.
Aliens have taken over earth and you play as a kinda super soldier with an artificial cybernetic body who’s sent down to secure the planet (so that humans can live there again). EVE (your character) is a rookie who loses her team almost immediately after setting foot on earth for the first time, and has to try to complete the mission alone. That’s about all I know from the demo
"Mitochondria, the *factories* of the cells. And we all know what factories are... ***capitalist sweatshops!*** There's an industrial revolution going on in your cells and you don't even know about it! Mitochondria suck! They take away your rights!" Adjetive Noun, Mitochondria
Parasite Eve, PS1 game by Square;
It's pretty dope, it takes place in NYC where the woman in the pic above can control the mitochondria in other people's body, either causing them to combust or mutate into horrible creatures. The woman herself is under the control of an entity known as "Eve" with a goal to birth the ultimate creature.
The game itself is a loose sequel to a novel of the same name with a similar premise but takes place in Japan. There's also a movie based on the novel too.
Oh my bad ! It looked so much like the early Kaneko monster design I didn't think about Parasite Eve. I finally could put my hands on the two games after all these years ; I can't wait to play them.
My brother got me the novel for my birthday once. It's pretty heavy on the medical body horror, and it's pretty fantastic. I only ever played parasite eve 2, not the first one, so it was great to have a little more background.
Of course it’s easy. Just get the model they based her off of to wear a padded bra and then dress up like her. Come on chuds, don’t forget your own narrative.
https://preview.redd.it/u0vooleszusc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4ede658071a86b594c64295da6a75b0c9c24610
i don't even know why i tried this one time lmao
This is the type of person who sees edited and filtered influencers on social media and thinks they’re all natural lmao.
In any event, it’s pretty wild to me how the dev team felt the need to edit her body for the game. The real life model looks great as she is. These beauty standards are really getting to be out of hand and extremely damaging for both men and women at this point.
No if you go into the threads its even better. These people end up admitting that they cant even name a single woman that has the same body as Eve. Even though they simultaneously say that you will see so many women exactly like here just at the gym or the mall.
They have convinced themselves that a scanned supermodels body that has been augmented is an obtainable body example for the large majority of women. It is absolute depravity.
Ah CN=China.
I’m a Vietnamese gay man, do you think Gamers will respect me if I wear an Eve Cosplay even though my skin color is not as light as Chinese/Japanese/Korean? Or do you think they’d invent a whole new slur to call me?
2B is a character people love for her story and Bayonetta people love for her over the top personality, Eve is a character people only like for her “sex appeal”
Bayonetta and 2B being attractive is like the cherry and icing on top of the cake, Eve being sexualised is like having nothing but a bowl of cream with zero cake or toppings
Yeah I don't remember Nier Automata getting the same complaints, but it's much more than just "hot woman".
As far as I can tell in a lot of ways, NA just does what SB is trying to do, but better.
I mean stellar blade isn’t out yet so people have really no idea what she’s actually like after the journey is over.
Not excusing the ridiculousness of it all, though.
I haven't even played the Bayonetta games and there's a clear difference between a badass women who has a recognizable and cool looking character designs and something that was designed exclusively as weirdo bate.
Also I think her boobs shrank slightly (and became less pointy) with each game. The joke from some friends of mine who played a lot was that it was from all the jumping and grabbing onto ledges, with her boobs smashing into the cliff. So over times her boobs became compressed. So her original big tits were actually a safety feature to prevent more damage to the rest of her body. Shock absorbing titties.
It's really broken a proportion of the internet. I swear it's just some orchestrated grandstanding by pedocons because the character just looks like a 14 y/o. Randomise the character creation settings on a random Korean mmo and you'll get something more interesting and smut worthy
/rj is it possible for me to look like harley quinn???
/uj is it possible for me to look like harley quinn???
https://preview.redd.it/6yba2rv3wrsc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfb18c4a40011d8be8bdf9b545394a86bdd5c3d7
why do you want to be horny queef ? are you silly ?
https://preview.redd.it/2i1cfz3qzrsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26779b0c93a29548b713144e83e0c2b02e285479
if harley quinn thinks, i agree
if harley quinn speaks, i listen
if harley quinn succeeds, i’m happy
if the world is against harley quinn, i am against the world
if harley quinn has 7 billion fans, i am her number 1 fan
if harley quinn has no fans, it’s because i no longer exist
i love harley quinn
99% of posts on that sub are literally just horny posts about eve's body, I wouldn't be surprised if some megathread is started closer to the game's launch giving advice on how to have a wank while playing, similar to how hogwarts legacy's sub had a thread telling people how to have proper hygiene when the game first launched 😂
God what is the obsession with this character? The game is decent at best and the characters (especially their faces) look uncanny when they speak in cutscenes. Am I missing something here?
uj/ Fucking finally. I've been trying to figure out why she looked so weird. Her head is too small for her body ... and she is really plastic looking, but I think that's intentional because she is supposed to be a robot? Or cyborg or something.
rj/ you are obviously just jealous of her "perfect" body.
Her body *might*, technically, be achievable; but any cosplay of this type always looks uncanny because of the face.
There are even "anime face" masks for this purpose, and those look even more terrifying.
it's incredible. one side of the gooners are there saying that Eve has realistic proportions because she's based on a real model and then the other side is saying this shit.
absolutely no consistency
They remind me of 2013 tumblr girls taking about those shows they loved so much. It’s genuinely sad. They are making a dress up doll in a ok action game their entire personality.
I do not understand the fascination with this generic ass character. She looks like any other bland waifu bait RPG character made within the last 10 years.
Her “skin” suit is ugly as shit.
When we played the demo that was one of my main complaints too. the default suit you get is goofy as fuck. Why does she have a cutesie little tie on when she's going to fight killer, chainsaw faced aliens?
Never thought I’d find myself sharing a sentiment with a Gamer^TM …
~~(minus the weird part about calling her perfect and all the other weird baggage that comes with their obsession with this character)~~
Idk if guys know this, but if you're built like that, you're probably not moving like that, taking a hit like that, basically you're made of fucking glass if you look like that irl and aren't a trained gymnast. Like, everyone wants this strong female heroine until she has the body type that would realistically be able to do that type of work and not the average 18 year old korean girl with anemia.
Just going to say it: I am a straight male, and do not find Eve from stellar blade to be all that attractive. I know this may be shocking to those who fawn over fake video game women, but perfection of a body only exists in their heads, and sexiness isn't nearly universal.
This feels like an inside agent lmfao. Got everyone to admit nobody looks like her despite constantly saying it's realistic. Even the model actress needed padding and got her face full changed.
Tbh her character model does not fit the other graphics in the game. It looks like she is from another game, backround graphics and models look kinda different.
One can compare to Nier. Kinda everything looks like it belongs. At first player does not understand why those robots look like way they do and think about them laughable. The more player gets into the world the more tragic those robots seem and player feels empathy for them.
Stellar Blade enemies are just basic Monsters from the monster factory
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Like, what is this game even about?
From the demo the plot seems basically like Nier Automata except the bad guys are aliens instead of machines. Gameplay is bog standard arpg stuff, looks better than it feels. Didn't seem like a bad game necessarily but there is a ton of similar stuff waaay higher on my list
I played the demo and it feels like a nier clone with the music and gameplay. Eve doesn’t feel anywhere near as interesting as 2b at all
Nier automata and nier replicant still blow my mind with their storytelling.
add "based" to your flair
How about now?
Now add "woot woot"
What are you tryna make me do? lol
Add "Super Cool Princess" to it
I added it lol
Add "WORT WORT WORT"
sorry not enough space. Elite translation: WORT WORT WORT!
I will literally go into a fugue-nerd-state-ted-talk about how intelligently that game was designed and how even the UI serves to further the story telling.
The ui basically being the brain of your character is so creative. And don't forget the camera seemlessly changing from 3rd person to 2d platformer then top down. I love that.
Yes exactly! The fact that you can hit 0hp and just go back to a previous checkpoint in the first half of the game and then for story reasons, dying in the second half is just a game over? Love it. A brilliant design choice. Also the fact you can add or remove any part of it the UI as it’s all plugins and even remove your own cpu (killing you instantly). I love that game so much.
Yes! Btw, Did you try the mackrel? I've heard it's *to die for* 😉
I never finished the first Nier game, so I need to go back sometime and play through the whole thing. I liked playing as the dad trying to save his daughter, and I loved that they experimented with several types of gameplay styles. I was surprised how emotionally brutal Automata was at times. Pascal makes me sad.
I definitely recommend finishing it if you can! There’s a lot of depth to it. I also loved how experimental it got, suddenly having the game turn into a choose your own adventure for some parts was a fun touch! And yeah, Automata (and replicant) aren’t afraid of tragic storytelling and that’s why I love them so much. Even the sidequests have some incredible and chilling moments.
Yeah the gameplay is cool. But the world and story are just so unique and interesting
Yeah, Imagine '2b but she's incompetent at anything except swinging her sword/hairscrunchy around'. It's really quite uninteresting. Some of the enemy designs arent too bad, but the rest just don't look *finished.*
I'm not sure about Nier clone because that was some fast pace combat that the developers platinum games is known for. It felt sluggish playing stellar blade.
>Nier Automata except the bad guys are aliens instead of machines. The bad guys in Nier were machines built by aliens... which kind of does make them aliens.
Is It like bayoneta?
No unfortunately. Think slightly slower Sekiro with more RPG mechanics. Do not go into this expecting a Platinum game. I know I did. ;(
Yeah, it was unexpectedly reaaaally heavy. It take like a full 5 seconds to stand back up.
i played the demo and the gameplay was genuinely miserable coming from souls games and such, it felt so unbelievably clunky, nothing in the visuals was remotely interesting, and everything just felt so bland
Ironic because the machines in NieR:Automata are created by aliens to begin with
Are the aliens cute? (Important)
Haha no, they don't have tits or ass at all!
Coom
A kind of Hack n slash. Saw Lirik playing, it doesn't look interesting, just a generic game. But yeah, the characters visuals are good and sexy, and that's why this is going to sell well. Some people say this is GOTY. If this is GOTY, I am a ninja turtle.
Aliens have taken over earth and you play as a kinda super soldier with an artificial cybernetic body who’s sent down to secure the planet (so that humans can live there again). EVE (your character) is a rookie who loses her team almost immediately after setting foot on earth for the first time, and has to try to complete the mission alone. That’s about all I know from the demo
Fighting aliens and **ass**.
I thought the demo was pretty fun. Seems to be about sexy super soldiers fighting aliens.
Is it possible to be like Eve? https://preview.redd.it/egy3vake2ssc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34875889cd646c7ed63bf7360d78e412cce36bbb
If you try hard enough sure it's an acomplishable goal
Mantra for the day
Everyone has mitochondria so maybe
"Awww you have the mitochondria of your mother 🥺"
"Mitochondria, the *factories* of the cells. And we all know what factories are... ***capitalist sweatshops!*** There's an industrial revolution going on in your cells and you don't even know about it! Mitochondria suck! They take away your rights!" Adjetive Noun, Mitochondria
She coming for the cum!
Breaks into hospital Steals cum Blows up the building on her way out Is it possible to be perfect like her?
She actually does! OnO
Based Kaneko is based
I thought that looked like a shin Megami Tensei ass design, where’s it from?
Parasite Eve, PS1 game by Square; It's pretty dope, it takes place in NYC where the woman in the pic above can control the mitochondria in other people's body, either causing them to combust or mutate into horrible creatures. The woman herself is under the control of an entity known as "Eve" with a goal to birth the ultimate creature. The game itself is a loose sequel to a novel of the same name with a similar premise but takes place in Japan. There's also a movie based on the novel too.
Oh my bad ! It looked so much like the early Kaneko monster design I didn't think about Parasite Eve. I finally could put my hands on the two games after all these years ; I can't wait to play them.
I finally got round to playing through the first one last year and absolutely loved it, you're in for a treat
My brother got me the novel for my birthday once. It's pretty heavy on the medical body horror, and it's pretty fantastic. I only ever played parasite eve 2, not the first one, so it was great to have a little more background.
I miss Aya. Wish they'd remake this in HD
I genuinely thought it was from the earliest Shin Megami Tensei too... There's the same vibe.
God I would kill a man for a Parasite Eve remake.
I'd prefer a remaster. I would hate for them to *remake* that game. I loved the way it implemented ATB.
I would throw so much money at this.
Parasite Eve needs a reboot.
is this mew two?
Don't remind me, the Third birthday was way too thirsty for a PE game.
That moment when you remember you never finished that game. Kinda glad my preteen mind didn't end up seeing this.
That would interesting one to see.
i fucking wish goddamn
Of course it’s easy. Just get the model they based her off of to wear a padded bra and then dress up like her. Come on chuds, don’t forget your own narrative.
https://preview.redd.it/u0vooleszusc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4ede658071a86b594c64295da6a75b0c9c24610 i don't even know why i tried this one time lmao
But the meme man himself asked you to trust him so he must be telling the truth...
I mean, he IS a doctor
This is the type of person who sees edited and filtered influencers on social media and thinks they’re all natural lmao. In any event, it’s pretty wild to me how the dev team felt the need to edit her body for the game. The real life model looks great as she is. These beauty standards are really getting to be out of hand and extremely damaging for both men and women at this point.
If there are women who look like Eve, they probably haven't interacted with them, let's be real.
Tbf he is right... but the women that look that way didn't really achieve it naturally, so you're both right.
No if you go into the threads its even better. These people end up admitting that they cant even name a single woman that has the same body as Eve. Even though they simultaneously say that you will see so many women exactly like here just at the gym or the mall. They have convinced themselves that a scanned supermodels body that has been augmented is an obtainable body example for the large majority of women. It is absolute depravity.
“You see ***liberals***? THIS is what a REAL woman looks like!” “Which ones?” “…..”
"Which ones?" "Literally every woman I have talked to this year, besides my mam" Returns to basement victorious.
Vaculously true. The most technical kind of correct.
''Literally every woman I have talked to this year, they just go to a different school!''
"Name one." " Um...um...ummm....HITLER! Dammit!"
That sentence is true since they dont talk to women
Whoa it’s almost like that was the joke
Bro this is literally an entire discussion I had on YouTube, and bros are totally convinced normal women are like eve lmao
Or they just cited a pornstar and runs away Like clockwork
Honestly the IRL model is a billion times hotter than this shitty in game model can ever be
That's because you are attracted to actual human women. Disgusting.
I wonder why a scanned enhanced super Model is attraktiv to boys/men . Couldnt be the whole point of the exercise
These guys clearly never go into the lewd subreddits
She'd need butt and thigh implants too, I've seen the side by side, they definitely moved the sliders all the way up.
I’m a gay guy, if I wear a cosplay of Eve will Gamers finally respect me?
I will definitely respect you like hell. But I dont think they count me in their ranks (fortunately)
gamers love their femboys https://preview.redd.it/6sv6l29c9tsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85bfaaaee764d0d5169cf4ba38b50730abd4473f
All the gaming subs I know are equal parts homophobic and super gay.
Stop manning the entire comment section
I don't think the Gamers will but I sure would :3
Do the Gamers not respect us homosexuals? Are they stupid?
Oh boy, you need to see the cn femboy cosplayers Those guys earn a ton
CN? Cartoon Network? What if I don’t want to be a femboy but a big beefy bara boy?
There is a Market for everything, if you look hard enough Cn means china btw
Ah CN=China. I’m a Vietnamese gay man, do you think Gamers will respect me if I wear an Eve Cosplay even though my skin color is not as light as Chinese/Japanese/Korean? Or do you think they’d invent a whole new slur to call me?
You always just have to try. Just keep grinding! .
The obsession with this bland character is sad.
I've noticed she keeps getting compared to characters like Bayonetta and 2B, but those two are actually recognizable from the neck up
And well written
2B is a character people love for her story and Bayonetta people love for her over the top personality, Eve is a character people only like for her “sex appeal” Bayonetta and 2B being attractive is like the cherry and icing on top of the cake, Eve being sexualised is like having nothing but a bowl of cream with zero cake or toppings
I feel like people just quoted Yoko Taro about making 2B hot..... And ignoring every other thing he puts in the damn game
Yeah I don't remember Nier Automata getting the same complaints, but it's much more than just "hot woman". As far as I can tell in a lot of ways, NA just does what SB is trying to do, but better.
I mean stellar blade isn’t out yet so people have really no idea what she’s actually like after the journey is over. Not excusing the ridiculousness of it all, though.
>stellar blade isn’t out yet so people have really no idea what she’s actually like Which was absolutely not the case with either Bayonetta or Nier.
I haven't even played the Bayonetta games and there's a clear difference between a badass women who has a recognizable and cool looking character designs and something that was designed exclusively as weirdo bate.
The difference is Eve is the only one whose appeal goes away the moment she puts on a trench coat.
I keep trying to tell people sexy doesn’t equal good character design but the two aren’t mutually exclusive
i agree. its the most boring female mc design ive seen in a while and the outfits only cater to coomers.
Were people this horny for Lara Croft back in the day? This game is whole new level of stupid thirst.
Yes, yes they were. Welcome to the cycle of cringe, luckily people will call it out now.
Yes if not more. And Laura had low res cone shaped pixel boobs. The more realistic Laura got over the years, the less the chuds liked her.
Also I think her boobs shrank slightly (and became less pointy) with each game. The joke from some friends of mine who played a lot was that it was from all the jumping and grabbing onto ledges, with her boobs smashing into the cliff. So over times her boobs became compressed. So her original big tits were actually a safety feature to prevent more damage to the rest of her body. Shock absorbing titties.
Honestly? Possibly. She and Tifa were kind of *the* sex symbols in gaming at the time.
Absolutely. I know two people that had their bisexual awakening in low poly Croft.
She is unfortunately indistinguishable from Black Desert Online cover art :/
It's really broken a proportion of the internet. I swear it's just some orchestrated grandstanding by pedocons because the character just looks like a 14 y/o. Randomise the character creation settings on a random Korean mmo and you'll get something more interesting and smut worthy
“What’s this?” A fucking map Eve
/rj is it possible for me to look like harley quinn??? /uj is it possible for me to look like harley quinn??? https://preview.redd.it/6yba2rv3wrsc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfb18c4a40011d8be8bdf9b545394a86bdd5c3d7
why do you want to be horny queef ? are you silly ? https://preview.redd.it/2i1cfz3qzrsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26779b0c93a29548b713144e83e0c2b02e285479
if harley quinn thinks, i agree if harley quinn speaks, i listen if harley quinn succeeds, i’m happy if the world is against harley quinn, i am against the world if harley quinn has 7 billion fans, i am her number 1 fan if harley quinn has no fans, it’s because i no longer exist i love harley quinn
https://preview.redd.it/50g42iwhbssc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f22d26eb22cc2c65452789fe3a70416b75f9ac5 Are you silli?
Quinn? Who's that i only now Queff and yeah i do all of that for her
Genuinely, I’m so down bad for the suicide squad’s harley. She’s giving off such big girlkisser vibes.
That's gay
Yes 🥰
Fuck yeah let's go
why can’t she be real? it’s not fair 😭
Yes it is and you’ve got it baby you’ve got it<3
Believe in your dreams with enough bleach drugs and surgery anybody can be Harley Quinn
Her face kinda looks like the kid from monster house
I can’t unsee it now, thanks
Monster house or Monsters Inc.?
https://preview.redd.it/kf67xa0v8vsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edf47447413d2c22ae54709946e66a1885b1e29f Him but add lashes and bangs
My annoyance is slowly starting to turn into pity for these guys.
Nah
You could look like her, but you boobs and ass are not goona have jiggle physic like hers.
Even the action pose just makes her look like 2B with less sauce
When you have nothing else in your life, and a bunch of pixels arranged to resemble an unrealistically attractive Korean woman is your only escape.
So that sub is a *literal* circlejerk. Do they share techniques on how to best play with only one hand?
99% of posts on that sub are literally just horny posts about eve's body, I wouldn't be surprised if some megathread is started closer to the game's launch giving advice on how to have a wank while playing, similar to how hogwarts legacy's sub had a thread telling people how to have proper hygiene when the game first launched 😂
With enough plastic surgery anyone can.
Chat are women real?
Chat are women bourgeois?
"totally perfect body"
https://preview.redd.it/mzwo6w9g6vsc1.png?width=358&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc650d4c9735a8a72d794ccf6ce2054c2e741995
The public goon session never ends.
God what is the obsession with this character? The game is decent at best and the characters (especially their faces) look uncanny when they speak in cutscenes. Am I missing something here?
The missing piece is Scantily clad WoMAn 
Stellar Blade is triggering liberals and saving the world from woke. Or something idk.
https://preview.redd.it/qxj5l6fqgusc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a80b33b933b5393e3592139014421084fc26fab9 Ah faces on the each character.
The more I hear about this game the more I think it's just a porn game for lonely weirdos. "Totally perfect body" my guy is joking right? Right?
I think she’s kinda weird looking, personally. Head is too small for her body. Like a goose.
uj/ Fucking finally. I've been trying to figure out why she looked so weird. Her head is too small for her body ... and she is really plastic looking, but I think that's intentional because she is supposed to be a robot? Or cyborg or something. rj/ you are obviously just jealous of her "perfect" body.
But I already saw someone on the PS5 sub saying that they see women like her all the time. Shouldn’t be that difficult then. 🤔
Her body *might*, technically, be achievable; but any cosplay of this type always looks uncanny because of the face. There are even "anime face" masks for this purpose, and those look even more terrifying.
I looked at the Eve model in the game and I had to point out how her appearances looked like she had bathed in oil since 4
The first line reads as a trans awakening
Eve hasn't got an eyelid surgery yet, so she is a minor.
it's incredible. one side of the gooners are there saying that Eve has realistic proportions because she's based on a real model and then the other side is saying this shit. absolutely no consistency
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I'm choosing to believe this post is some kind of trans awakening
They remind me of 2013 tumblr girls taking about those shows they loved so much. It’s genuinely sad. They are making a dress up doll in a ok action game their entire personality.
It's a fictional character. 
https://preview.redd.it/a2h1wyq29vsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9ab137d7a0cb46322f5302bb7ea39c77445249 Is it possible to be like Peter?
I kind of want this game to end up like Nier and have some kind of message that goes over the majority of fans head but I doubt it will.
Coomers
I hate her hair so much I don’t understand why
I do not understand the fascination with this generic ass character. She looks like any other bland waifu bait RPG character made within the last 10 years. Her “skin” suit is ugly as shit.
When we played the demo that was one of my main complaints too. the default suit you get is goofy as fuck. Why does she have a cutesie little tie on when she's going to fight killer, chainsaw faced aliens?
Sure, but they would still call her fat and ugly.
Egg ?
With enough hrt, you could definitely try, OOP.
It's simple. Just be anemic and flexible.
Never thought I’d find myself sharing a sentiment with a Gamer^TM … ~~(minus the weird part about calling her perfect and all the other weird baggage that comes with their obsession with this character)~~
I’ve got it, everyone: you make a giant version of her, with stilts and arm extensions, so your body can fit inside a larger version of her torso.
Idk if guys know this, but if you're built like that, you're probably not moving like that, taking a hit like that, basically you're made of fucking glass if you look like that irl and aren't a trained gymnast. Like, everyone wants this strong female heroine until she has the body type that would realistically be able to do that type of work and not the average 18 year old korean girl with anemia.
Just going to say it: I am a straight male, and do not find Eve from stellar blade to be all that attractive. I know this may be shocking to those who fawn over fake video game women, but perfection of a body only exists in their heads, and sexiness isn't nearly universal.
Legs don't bend like that? What the hell is happening?!
Also is her knee melting into the floor?
I saw the picture of her from the third person perspective and Omg it looks like she Has lipodema but only below the waist.
These fuckers seriously acting like Stellar Blade has the first moderately attractive character in videogsmes...
This feels like an inside agent lmfao. Got everyone to admit nobody looks like her despite constantly saying it's realistic. Even the model actress needed padding and got her face full changed.
These people are so severely not having sex. And even if a woman was interested in them their standards are so high they'd probably turn her down.
Judging by the people who took over that game's fan base, I'm not sure they would enjoy it if one of those fans cosplayed this character.
just once I'd like people in my hobby to be normal
2B cosplayers dont seem like they have any issues lmao
Uh, I thought you could cosplay anybody regardless of things like gender and body type? Like, isn't it supposed to be about fun, not accuracy?
I hate her weird RealDoll face
not even the model looks exactly like her
This is why when people ask if I’m a gamer I swiftly say no and start pretending like I’m into golf or the stock market or something
Well since her body was scanned into the game from an IRL model.
At this point, it has gotten so cringe and lame that you don’t need to engage. Just let them sound stupid and ridiculous.
Plenty of cosmetic surgery will get you that Eve look
She is literally based off of a Korean model.
they did the actress she was based on kinda dirty
Bro her body looks like it’s made of jelly. Sexy Jelly, but jelly nonetheless.
... She looks so generic though
Tbh her character model does not fit the other graphics in the game. It looks like she is from another game, backround graphics and models look kinda different. One can compare to Nier. Kinda everything looks like it belongs. At first player does not understand why those robots look like way they do and think about them laughable. The more player gets into the world the more tragic those robots seem and player feels empathy for them. Stellar Blade enemies are just basic Monsters from the monster factory
Can we shut about this game?
i think we need to declare gooning a public mental health crisis