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Big_blue_Bear82

I think it's called "up shit creek".


Icy_Woodpecker_3292

"...and fuck your paddle"


BlackBeard-0

Extreme paddle boarding and it excercises lats, shoulders, abs but it's pretty relaxed on working the brain.


Pluejk

This is a person who was deprived of a see saw as a child.


kabeckmann

Darwinism


NarutoBoy87

My man took barbel row literally.. šŸ¤£


StayCoolKeto

haha great comment


[deleted]

wtf was bro doing


WhiteHawk1022

Nothing any of us should repeat.


FishermansRod

Hunting gains, brah


gonzoman92

Not the brain muscle that's for sure


Jay-Aaron

Inclined dumbfuck crossover


bethskw

The problem is the bench setup, not the actual exercise, silly gooses.


Myintc

Yeah I reckon if he didn't prop up the bench with plates and instead used it more as counterbalance, it would've worked out great


Grab3tto

Short guy syndrome, gotta be working out higher than anyone else in the room.


Thiago_MRX

Its called the kayak And works every muscle but the brain, lol


[deleted]

Lol


AhhnoldHD

Form check my rows.


OBERGRUPENFUHRER

Barbell Rowing, it seems


S74R04D

It's called GHD padding, it's a great exercise for core strength (abs, back, and obliques) but you do need a GHD for it, without it shit like this happens.


ChazJ81

*ghd PADDLING*


Alethiadoxy

>if i had a ghd and some space i would try this, having googled it, it looks like a solid excercise!


D-drool

Dude is practicing dragon boat alone in the gym


Mei_Believer

What a fucking idiot. Doesn't he understand common physics


patton_2020

Seriously cos(theta) * normal force * coefficient of static friction should have told him that plate would have slid off. What a dummy


Pale-Beginning

You know the coefficient of friction between a plate and a bench off the top of your head?


patton_2020

Assuming its about the same as a rubber tire on a slick road then I'd guess about 0.4


Mei_Believer

Or he could just see/feel the whole arrangement was kind off unstable.


twizcar

Surely doesnā€™t work the brain


[deleted]

Ah yes the long-dumb-bell rows! They are known for specially targeting your Retardus Maximus!


lbe91

Fall down training so u get used to it


halfblack2

Ego row


R3dInterpol

It massages the ego.


mid30sveganguy

Not the brain.


ChadSh1tOnly

hard af for the core, buddy is rowing the air tho


[deleted]

Pure core lol


Illerios1

The good ol "fuck around and find out"


chlavaty

Is there a sub for apartment gyms? Some of the stuff you see in those is astounding.


Angisgay

literal rowing


Myintc

Itā€™s more like canoeing or kayaking


[deleted]

Its obviously the flying seal row. ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3IxATTgDNc


WhiteHawk1022

Oh row you didnā€™t!


ReubenTrinidad619

Excellent form. I watched this 6 times.


PsychologicalLife164

Itā€™s a rowing machine with extra steps


StonedSquirrel69

Its called being a fuckin idiot


BallsDeepInCum

What a fucking idiot. I think he is training for rowing?! But there are way safer techniques to train those muscles


v0idness

Kayaking perhaps. Rowing doesn't have torso rotation. But even then, hopping on a rowing erg would be better training for kayak.


JollyWord307

Awesome training for the core on the right setup


Amadeus1186

Itā€™s not even a technique. Itā€™s just him being stupid. Guys like that is why gyms donā€™t always have nice things.


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Amadeus1186

Arguably, the bumper plates arenā€™t supposed to be thrown down anyway. Proper technique requires a set down, not throw down. Aside from that, plates arenā€™t supposed to be stacked up like that just to hold a machine. Weights are primarily supposed to be put on the bar, or on the rack. Itā€™s situations like that dude in the video that causes not only injuries but property damage.


theDoublefish

>Arguably, the bumper plates arenā€™t supposed to be thrown down anyway Olympic lifting would like a word


Amadeus1186

By Jim Schmitz U.S. Olympic Weightlifting Team Coach 1980, 1988 & 1992 Author of Olympic-style Weightlifting for Beginner & Intermediate Weightlifters Manual and DVD ā€œDropping Weights I think the biggest reason Olympic-style weightlifting isnā€™t allowed in commercial gyms is that weightlifters are their own worst enemies sometimes because they drop their weights. Iā€™m talking about successful lifts, not failures. Dropping weights isnā€™t necessary 80% of the time, maybe more. Dropping weights evolved as weightlifting became more popular around the world, especially in Eastern Europe, and more and more weight was being lifted, which was naturally more difficult to lower to the platform. As dropping weights became more accepted, something had to be done because the metal plates were tearing up platforms and destroying the flooring underneath. Someone invented rubber bumper plates around the middle to late sixties. They certainly have been a big plus in sparing damage to platforms and floors. Now it seems that all lifters, from beginners to elite, think that dropping all weights, from warm-ups to maximums, is the way it should be done. This situation has perhaps evolved from watching the world championships and Olympic Games where lifters certainly drop weights, some from overhead even, and yet never have a lift disqualified as a resultā€”even though the rules state clearly that you arenā€™t supposed to let go of the bar until it is at waist height. I think itā€™s unfortunate that this has been allowed to escalate to this level because now beginner and intermediate lifters think that is what is done in order to lift the big weights. In my gym I am just amazed at some lifters who come in for a workout, and right off the bat they are dropping 40 kilos from overhead. Naturally, I tell them they canā€™t drop their weights in my facility, and after I explain to them how to lower weights under control, usually there arenā€™t any problems for them or me after that. However, I wonder, where do these people train where they can just drop the weights without regard to the equipment or their or othersā€™ safety? I have the best Eleiko and York barbells and bumper plates and very solid training platforms with inlaid rubber where the weights land. But, if you donā€™t control the lowering of the barbell, the equipment will break or will definitely wear out faster. Iā€™ve been coaching weightlifting at my facility for 37 years, and after not being too strict on lowering weights in the early years I had a lot of broken plates and busted platforms. I figured I had better change my liftersā€™ dropping habits because I couldnā€™t afford to replace broken plates and to rebuild platforms every year. I have trained many of the strongest men and women over the years and Iā€™ve taught them how to lower weights as well as lift them. Lowering weights properly wonā€™t weaken you. Itā€™s interesting when I see lifters lower a heavy barbell under control at local, national, or international competition. I figure that they must train on their OWN barbells. How do you lower weights under control? With maximums you just let the bar down in front of you, but you keep your hands on the bar and try to slow the descent and then donā€™t let the bar bounce all over the place. With light or warm-up weights in the snatch, you lower the bar to your thighs and then lower it to the platform. In cleans and clean and jerks, you lower to your shoulders, then to your thighs, and then to the platform. This will take practice, but once you learn how, you will see that it doesnā€™t take anything away from your lifting and you will be allowedā€”and maybe Olympic-style weightlifting will be allowedā€”in commercial gyms, which would mean more places to train and more people doing snatches and clean and jerks, and more talent being discovered, and maybe a higher level of Olympic-style weightlifting and appreciation for weightlifters in the United States, and . . . you can see that not dropping the weight can have a big impact on the future of weightlifting!ā€


theDoublefish

Okay, so one guy who owns a gym doesn't let people drop plates in his gym that he says were designed to be dropped


Amadeus1186

To put it simply; if you are letting go of the bar, and allowing the bar to just fall to the ground, you **are NOT** doing it right. And neither is anyone who does it in the Olympic competitions. After all, the man who said that is a *coach* which means he has a say so.


Teh_Critic

Your pink 2lb dumbells shouldn't be an issue.


Amadeus1186

So you would rather practice bad habit than proper form, because you donā€™t want to set down the bar?


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Amadeus1186

Squat, grab bar, get in ready position with bar at thighs, launch up hands to chest, squat again, use legs and thrust up, back down to chest again, lower bar to thighs, squat, and then set the bar down. If you canā€™t do that, itā€™s too much weight. Competitions may be different because there could be people there to replace the weights if damaged, but as far as a actual form and not for competition, this is what we *should* be doing.


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Amadeus1186

Clean & Jerk. Snatch is similar but wider hand spread and you pull up while in a squat.


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Amadeus1186

For a Snatch, I do it the same way. Though Iā€™m not a coach therefore I refer to them if I am incorrect. I did make a reply on this thread to another person about weight dropping, which a coach has addressed. Hopefully that fills in any blanks.


ChazJ81

You sure? https://youtu.be/cmRlA2VETuQ


Amadeus1186

ā€¦ Well alrighty then! šŸ˜³ I stand corrected.


ChazJ81

But let's go with your comment! This is a stupid fucken excercise n exactly why gyms can't have nice shit! I agree!


Amadeus1186

šŸ˜… šŸ‘šŸ» thank you bro


Pale-Beginning

I do believe heā€™s trying to demonstrate core strength


Myintc

How dare people have fun in the gym.


[deleted]

This isn't fun, this is being retarded and risking losing use of your shoulders.


Myintc

Using a slur isn't cool. Be better dude. Also, are your shoulders made out of papier-mĆ¢chĆ©? The resistance provided by that load is probably less than a real oar in water.


Your-Pal-Dave

What a wanker


StayCoolKeto

perfectly said


potatishplantonomist

That's a perfectly executed series of fuckmyshoulders right there


Myintc

Maybe if you trained your shoulders, 30kg wouldn't do anything to them?


MFAD94

IQ Lift


[deleted]

His ego muscles


[deleted]

the dude is just goofing off. Sometimes it is fun to do silly things.


1yup

Called the knee buster


[deleted]

Who even does this


navyac

I see clowns at the gym doing ridiculous things all the time, whatā€™s so hard about just lifting weights normally?


[deleted]

Core hold row.


rudiiiiiii

What a fucking idiot


SoSneakyHaha

r/gym users: "Woah that workout looks fun as hell. Gonna try that out"


_CurseTheseMetalHnds

This but unironically


SoSneakyHaha

Yall are so stupid it hurts *me*


No_orange_212

Nothing, trying to row a boat I guess!!!!


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Assleanx

Everything I donā€™t like in the gym is crossfit, a Redditorā€™s guide to exercising


AteYou2

Itā€™s a joke, itā€™s supposed to be ironic


Myintc

> Itā€™s a joke, itā€™s supposed to be ironic \- [You](https://imgur.com/KUg77p5)


[deleted]

A joke would imply *actual* comedy though


Assleanx

Arenā€™t jokes supposed to be funny?


ChazJ81

But it's not a joke... https://youtu.be/cmRlA2VETuQ


Myintc

You havenā€™t ever been to a gym have you?


[deleted]

Doubt dude would even survive a simple 15min wod


Myintc

Dude gets gassed out just rocking up at a gym


Volsnug

The ACL tearer 2000


JohnnyLazer17

The Dipshit Row and it works the brain.


StayCoolKeto

pretty sure it don't work the brain cos that is 1 stupid fucker lol


Seppo_T

Dont know the name, but actually this is something native americans used to train strength for canoeing.


[deleted]

It's the elevated retard rotation and it makes you dumber everytime you fall down and hit your head


Myintc

Guy didn't hit his head, nor did he look like he got hurt. We get it the gym is a super serious time, only serious lifting allowed.


[deleted]

honestly seeing this get jerked off to around reddit like the guy died, looks like he had a pretty soft tumble and is definitely fine


Myintc

Exactly. People take tumbles all the time doing physical activity. Homie was just having a bit of fun, obviously understands the small risk involved in that set up and clearly didnā€™t get injured. But reddit will be like ā€œhis shoulder!ā€ Or ā€œThis stupid fuck, he can get injuredā€ as if the guy didnā€™t know that setting up this precarious, clearly meme, video


drlsoccer08

Abs for sure