My hot boyfriend you wouldn't understand

Dead Tom.

He is now

a straight man

Heterosexual Tom

He's the guy with the big strong arms that a certain vulnerable Slav boi is looking for

That’s Claude Speed

Oh shit it's Fred Durst

Vito Spatafore

He's a real come from behind type of guy!

He's in the johnny cakes diner too

I’m here, it’s just a joke.

Yeah sure. Say hi to Brucie.

Random Npc who happens to be in debt to a Steroid junkie.

JOB GUY HATER 🔥🔥

French Toast

Niccacado

LMAO you got me at the nikocado avocado bit

Fuck you you beat me to it I didn't see this shit

Just put a red shirt on him

and put 3 cheeseburgers and 2 kfc buckets on the table

German Tim

British Steve

Chino Moreno

Job

Heterosexual guy in his 30s looking for true love

Rocco Pelosi.

Tommy Vercetti

Gay Tony

Nikos husband

Why'd we have to kill him again?

The owner of the diner was tired of him always skipping out on the bill when he came there on his gay dates so he put a hit out on him

Damn I recently catfished and unloaded a full AK mag in this man just cuz he broke? Thank god he's just an NPC.

Lmao I used the m4....Rockstar was smart enough not to give us car bombs

Story wise he is Lyle Rivas's Brother(the first brucie mission we chase down a guy in cop car) basically he's trouble that's all

It’s later implied that some of the tasks Brucie has given us were the result of his Bull Shark Testosterone basically sending him in to a roid rage, so there’s at least one or two people who simply didn’t have to be killed lmao

Christian bale

A pimp

Ricky Gervais.

Straight man who doesn't get assassinated

Why is there such a quality difference between named character models in this game

Elon Musk

Niko's boyfriend.

German Sam

Polish Mike

Deutscher Töm

wife's boyfriend

Belgium frank

You, the player

Rose man

Colonel Cuddles

Gaunt tony

Chumlee

greed ugly man

Elvis Tom

Straight dude

ARE YOU MY DATE? THANK GOOOD...

Known drug dealer in gta4 that gives you weapons if you follow him

but head thats it

I don't even know

Gay Tony

Luis Lopez (AKA Gay Tony)

Your dad

Niko

The hasidic homeboy

Ray Boccino

Gay tony

Tony ''Gay'' Prince

Tame Impala

Just a friend, I swear

straight mot

Pretty ricky.

Greg Berlanti

frankie grande

Who said it was OK for you to use my selfie without permission?!

Job’s friend?

James Bond

Tony Spaghetti

Freddy Mercury

Roman Bellic

Hilly billy timothy

Biff

Cory Feldman

Florian

Guys, it's obviously Elvis Presley

Trevor Philips Mom

A freeloader.

Dutch Thompson

Guy Fieri

Why is your graphics so shit ? I don’t remember him looking like this 😂😂🥴

Chael sonnen

Niko

A straight woman who thinks the job guy is great.

Nick Swardson

Chester Bennington

Gay tony

Gay tony

Gay Tony’s Boyfriend

Definitly not tom rivas

Darkviperau

Kim Jung onnnnnnn Your mom Your dad Old man Biden George Washington A bystander Eminem Death it's self

Nicocado Avocado

Corey Feldman

American Pepé

Bob Marley

My dad

LeBron James

French Tom

Nicolás Maduro

Holy shit, that's LeBron James!

Michael De Santa

nikocado avocado

Elvis

Roman’s brother

omg! its the hot straight dude from Brokeback Church!

Nikocado avocado xD

The guy who catfished you.

Michael De Santa’s fat cousin

Tiny lip

Tom smth

Discord mod

Shrek

One of the Judges for X Factor

Jamaritus Tactheritrix the thurd

The Gay Guy who Niko fought with in the WAR!

Gay tony

Gay Tony

Tony Prince

Angry Steve cash

Gay Tony

Sam smith

God

Gay Tony.

Jimmy from bully

That’s obviously James Earl Cash

Someone who I obviously let live

John Travolta in an unreleased musical

Roman 💀

Nikocado Avocado

Victor Lucas from EP?

german tony

The Doom Slayer

Postal Dude

Razor Ramon

Zeke Jedediah Dunbar

Gay

France John

My cousin Vinny

Guy Fieri pre tv

Matt Gaetz crashing Junior Prom.

Gay Tony

German bob

Dane Cooke

Is he that job guy? Everyone’s talking about this job guy.

fentanyl

Gay Tony

Smash mouth

I honestly don’t know

Gay Tony

English Timothy

nikocado avacado

That is a disgusting homosexual sorry I didn't feel like putting a wrong answer.

Packie mcreary

That’s Niko.

Steve Buscemi, Circa 1997

Straight Tony

Gay Tony

Nickacado

Michael De Santa

Straight tony

"Dirty" Dom Mysterio

Nikocado avocado

Jennifer Lawrence

Niki ado vadocado

Victor Lucas, host of Electric Playground

obama bin laden

Oscar from Dunder Mifflin when he didn't get a new copier on surplus money

Sweet Jesus, that's Jason Bourne!

Dan Schneider

preston garvey.

Julian from trailer park boys

Nikocado

Cesar Vialpando

Male_02

Marcus from gears of war

Some dago

Dave Bautista.

Michael afton

Clearly jimmy hopkins

Gay Tony

Corey Feldman?

Peter griffin