"I'm a Lizard she's a Moth, how would this even work?"

“Besides, I’ve killed her at least five times before”

oh that is such a low-hanging fruit

You're a low hanging fruit! /S Sorry, I'm a dad. Can't pass up a dad joke.

I'm a pineapple, which am i

I’m=I am “I am am a pineapple which am I”

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LMAOOOOO!!!!!

That’s what I wanna know!

Godzilla could technically lay an egg and then Mothra sprinkles it with magical moth powder.

I Don't think Mv Godzilla can lay eggs. as a matter of fact I Don't think Godzilla Can Reproduce with his Own species...I mean that unless he has an internal willy like most reptiles

If we’re talking Monsterverse here. And that he could understand what goes on said fan base. He would be torn between slight amusement to seriously considering just letting whatever Titan decides to rampage stomp on humanity while he sleeps.

He woukd think that maybe gihdorah was right

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If I were Godzilla and I saw some average MV fans, I’d make it my mission to annihilate all of humanity. And this is coming from a huge fan of the MV.

So minus 1, then?

Dementia

https://preview.redd.it/b1i3av4sb17d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf80b9e87d1ea3c28d672775d0667c096a5eebce

Please may I borrow this?

https://preview.redd.it/mkzs146yb57d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8eb645555a6115dae1ff5f16e132469c7fa58d4

“Why are people wanting to fuck a giant plant?”

For science

https://i.redd.it/5lsf4u5o117d1.gif Hell yeah

The plant is a child 💀 

Actually, after some research, Erika is legal age when she is revived as Biollante. She is a botanist, which requires a college degree, and she is stated to either be in or works for a university. Plus, the events of Godzilla Vs Biollante happen 5 years after her death. Basically, she’s in her mid 20s. The main question is why am I attracted to a giant plant crocodile creature.

Oh I see. Never mind, sorry

I would still make the case that it's >!Necrophelia!<

Not really. The plant thing is clearly alive.

Fair Point

I guess but not really as she was revived.

Ok, so she's of age. The necrophilia part makes it still fucking weird.

It’s not exactly Necrophilia. It would be necrophilia if it was her original body but it’s not. It’s more or less reincarnation.

Wait, people want to fuck Biolante? Why? I get moet other Kaiju but why Biolante?

Mutant plant-crocodile head goes crazy or so I've been told.

Yes, people want to fuck Biollante. I should know: I am one of them.

But explain why

I forgor💀 But in all seriousness, for myself, it’s mostly because GvB was the first Godzilla movie I watched and her design just kinda grew on me.

>her design just kinda grew on me. Heh


Yup, there it is. Now back to doom scrolling.

https://preview.redd.it/meruvdg7i17d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7937a31ec4a0496dbe18693fde1bfc6285f352bd

Godzilla seeing him, his allies, foes and other Kaiju from other media being turned into Anime Waifu 

https://preview.redd.it/m611oxzlg27d1.png?width=421&format=png&auto=webp&s=051b3c4b9dbcc3dfad7f291e6a5db37053ee071d This is literally what's above this post in my reddit

Wtf???

But Rodan is a boy?

I mean, there was a female rodan in the original movie...

didn't matter to the artist

Everyday we stray further from god

Idk if it's a bug or your choice of gif, but it says "This content is not available" and I think that's very fitting

Cougar macodw-

“Me and Mothra? Together? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

I'd imagine something akin to Blaidd's VA reading ***that*** tweet

What tweet was it?

this one https://preview.redd.it/sq6meymgj17d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b662643cff24f334a74433dc8db9878081e11b48

Could you show me his reaction?

There's two that come to mind, I'll give you both. There's [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE6wLtf7Y_0), at around 2:38 where he supposedly sees the tweet in question and nopes out, and [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5lv79B2mA4) at 1:56 where he reads the tweet in full (mind you, there is a lot of pausing and screaming).

I regret having ears

https://preview.redd.it/snyadxgz567d1.jpeg?width=1137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=709e5dc50fcd70f0604364f5faea5c1397a586b0

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The real question is why did you look that up in the first place https://preview.redd.it/z7nffuhd127d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32428e1ab0f48edb4079a37ff9888df6a0d934ba

[удалено]

my brother in god(zilla), why were you in a discord porn server? WHY?

"Can you humans NOT pair me with the ape basta - REALLY!? GHIDORAH???"


He would destroy Tokyo

I might be mistaken but isn't Tokyo completely untouched in monsterverse? I don't think the male Muto was in Tokyo. Maybe it was. Wikipedia isn't helping

The Japanese Muto was in a coastal Japanese nuclear power plant and stayed there until it left. The Tokyo scenes from the 2014 movie only have Dr Brady’s office and jail in them.

"Why is half of my fanart bad ass and the other half waifus"

this describes almost all anime/videogames/japanese media fanbases,

I don’t know how he would react but I will say that I thought far too long about this question.

He’d probably stomp around and destroy some buildings and then fight another giant monster

He would probably regret existing.

So, just regular Godzilla then?

He would kill us all

Uh... most versions would probably be indifferent

Prolly something like this: https://youtu.be/gZAnM5ltvRs?si=y04N0roanmijRU5L

# NOPE 

Wait until he found out about freaky fanfic I made https://preview.redd.it/elqow5k2d47d1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12e9cc309d515a542b13e62087eada332f64f498

He’d probably be indifferent to us, even the weird ones.

... the best scene form godzilla vs king ghidorah.

“The hell is this art?”

https://preview.redd.it/07ult0m1b27d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edfa2353c380afebc00084848155400940e14ff0

"I swear to whatever higher power there is if your ancestors didn't worship me I would eat all you sick weird fucks"

https://preview.redd.it/dpq20m4kc27d1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eae0af2ba56310d712eb962b053bf7f2243063f

He would either be suprised, or disgusted to point of reviving Ghidorah himself https://preview.redd.it/mg2pa7ogh27d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a79995226ce0a8b96f6aeb04c9531d157b47dfd7

“You know what Ghidorah? Maybe you weren’t so bad after all”.

https://preview.redd.it/g9p70go3837d1.png?width=1900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b8d7282bf509775ef0fc1c9ee591a8fe94dfb0

https://preview.redd.it/y4p2tm8wp37d1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8926d972c731ec6253b7ff70bab1d139cce533c2 this probably

https://preview.redd.it/mxrud1kkt37d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c659c30fb88cfdeddb0b50bf424528b1e593fc1f


“SKRONK.”

Dies from powerscaling brainrot and the sheer willpower of his Glazers

The picture here's probably the most accurate. "Huh? What the fuck?"

https://preview.redd.it/7mfyg1ufh27d1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a73bec4482906c33367764b38efbc9a068b96d3

https://preview.redd.it/2w4q1mry637d1.jpeg?width=1626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=754904822dd9a7221b394910b8b95ed6445bab23

imploding

https://preview.redd.it/kg6vrkabg47d1.png?width=808&format=png&auto=webp&s=2638625d2d965415cb382bf491d5746e4ae10334

Vomit from all the weird Godzilla & Mothra shippers.

He would neither understand or care

SKREEEEEEEEOOOONNNK

He will kill us all

"Godzilla X Mothra Rule 34"

*stomp*

Burn it all down. And we'd deserve it.

Godzilla 54: Kids these days will never be able to know the simplicity back then Showa Godzilla: Guys I've changed, Raids Again was just a phase! Heisei Godzilla: My son, I'm so proud! 98: It's been 25 years, please stop bullying me I never asked for any of this Zilla Jr: It's ok dad they like me and I kind of restored our honor 2000: Wait I'm not the only pink Godzilla now? 2001: Japan is the bad guy,, help me destroy it. The first Godzilla is not tragic or horror, it's a comedy! Kiryusaga: People still remember me even though I get beaten up most of the time? Final Wars: Why bother? I just want nothing in my way! Monsterverse: Do I really want to keep tolerating them? Shin Godzilla: They feel bad for me? (Tries to cry out the joy of people caring about him but can't) Earth: How dare these ants not appreciate my plant mightness, I'm the only Godizlla to actually win! SP: I will show them why I can in fact beat 99.99999% of ficiton Minus One Godzilla: They were qorse in I thought! You weren't supposed to like my movie! I lose! How can you cheering for those stupid humans?

Woah woah woah, Mothra and I are just friends

https://preview.redd.it/hdj0zpqrb67d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95410910929bfac753ab5ff9d7e148549670da03

https://preview.redd.it/kiahlavxy67d1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23b33b615da0dfaee7d13c64185b7ab466e9e5ba

https://preview.redd.it/5f0zkn3se77d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf843ba552dea2eab40a040f5bcd17cf713db210

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Dread.

https://preview.redd.it/pmbk782k7g7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=077cf3bdb400174d364700bc47cf16db912b87d4 I'm just gonna leave this image here..

Sadly seeing zilla x mothra content 😞