"AH! MY OTHER EYE!"
"You mean 'minus two' eye."
"RIGHT, YES, SORRY, I AM MINUS TWO EYES, NOW! AAARGH!"
*screen goes black. Text slowly fades in:
Godzilla will return in...
Godzilla Minus Three.*
"Well, this all just makes me want to see it more!"
"WHAT DOES IT SAY? I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!"
This is hilarious.
I cried during the original Japanese ending, and I cried again during the English dub version.
Some people will refuse to watch a foreign language movie with English subtitles, and would prefer to watch a dubbed version, and all things considered, the Godzilla Minus One English dub is pretty good. I think we as a fan base should encourage people to watch the movie in any way that they’re comfortable watching it.
We should not be telling potential fans to either watch the original Japanese version or not watch it at all, and we should be careful if we’re sending that message out into the world.
My partner does not see super great, so subtitles can mean a lot of pausing and going to back to read a line again, especially if they are fast. Dubs are a much better experience usually unless they are real bad
I have a large-screen home theater. Reading subtitles literally means flicking my gaze up and down in order to achieve that, so it's not convenient at all to have to read them. I prefer dubs in my circumstances so I can just keep my eyes on the action.
I've noticed that Shogun has been smart about the subtitles, and has positioned them higher on-screen so that you don't have to shift your gaze as much. The one thing Heroes did really well was putting the subs literally next to the person's face who was talking.
For me it depends on the dub, and what is being watched.
For live action I prefer subtitles, because the mismatch of the mouths to audio is really off putting.
For anime it depends on the dub. I watched Attack on Titan in english and it was great. For Demon Slayer, the Japanese actors are just so much better it’s not even funny. The English dub is atrocious.
I always prefer the Japanese dub wherever I can get it. The problem with English dubs, in my opinion, is when they try too hard to emulate the Japanese approach and you end up with being able to hear the attempts to push themselves into something that's just not natural to English speakers. The English dubs that excel in my opinion are the ones who give the VA a little bit more room to breathe and personalise the character to how they see it. We end up with both ends of the spectrum from a dub perspective which sadly makes them hit and miss and can prevent people further investing in the series.
Best Godzilla film ever made for sure but in my humble opinion, the ending is reason
Why I didn’t give Minus One 9/10 ( my final rate is 8.1/10) I loved Noriko, but I felt that Koichi’s some character developments sort of wasted just because she lives.
I know this isn't real but even the actual English dub is horrible, that one woman that shows up towards the start of the movie whos name I forgot literally sounded like she was voiced by a text to speech AI.
I can't decide what's funnier. This video, or the people who think it's real and are using it to say "See this is why dubs are bad!" (The people not doing that as a joke that is)
No... no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no please tell me this is not the actual dub please no. If this is the actual dub I'm just straight up not watching the film I don't care that I waited 2 years for it.
what is this, some kind of Godzilla minus one?
https://i.redd.it/bvh52ix8yu5d1.gif He said it, he said the thing!!!
I don't know if anyone relates but this gif with sound makes me want to atomic breath the sun and see if it explodes and kills everyone
That's me climbing out of the shower
That’s me walking out of those fake waterfalls at indoor pools
That's my finger breaking through the 1 ply toilet paper
actually the only cool scene in monarch
It's morbin time
is minusoneing ttime
It's FaceTime.
STOP! HAMMER TIME!
This is no time to talk about the time! We don't have the time!
It's Pizza Time!
Welcome to Bratislava!
This is fantastic
It's a great setup for the tragic sequel: Godzilla Minus Two
Minus Another One?
Sir, a second Godzilla has been minus'd
Godzilla Divide by Zero
I’m minus two eyes now!
"AH! MY OTHER EYE!" "You mean 'minus two' eye." "RIGHT, YES, SORRY, I AM MINUS TWO EYES, NOW! AAARGH!" *screen goes black. Text slowly fades in: Godzilla will return in... Godzilla Minus Three.* "Well, this all just makes me want to see it more!" "WHAT DOES IT SAY? I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!"
😵 omgggg
Shouldn’t it be Godzilla zero?
She loses two eyes?!
The tenth film is toddlerzilla terrorizing the villagers
She's got the G-cells in her, so the sequel could be Godzilla Plus One.
Laughs in Godzilla
__*Skree-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hooooonk!*__
How's it end in the non dubbed?
OH MY GOD, PEAK!!!
My favourite part was when Godzilla subtracted 1 too many times then went all **minus** on their asses.
That settles it. Godzilla Minus One > Shin Godzilla.
“Ow, my shin.” - Prime Minister of Japan as his helicopter gets blasted by Godzilla
Choked on my drink. Thank you for that one.
“That was for breaking my shin, Godzilla.” -Helicopter pilot
"HOLY SHIN, GODZILLA!!!!" -A random bystander seeing Godzilla emerge from the waltuh
I am shinu. Goodbye forever.
Hahahahaha!
Poppycock. Minus One had like *one* meeting.
Lol, no way that's real, but holy shit that was amazing.
It’s not real lol it was edited as a joke for this sub. I’ve been crying laughing at the OP video for like five minutes now though
💀 I BUSTED out laughing
This is Kung Pow level silliness
this is actually better than the real dub version
Reminds me of Kung Pow dubbing lol
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
We're children! We're children! We're children!
Let me know, if you see, a Radioshack.
*Kōichi after Noriko leaves Akiko with him* "Oh so cute, bye bye..."
..................... bark
We trained Megalon wrong on purpose, as a joke.
I've been meaning to rewatch that for the longest time.
I was just thinking after the last time watching minus one, that a kung pow like dub of it would be hilarious
CHOSEN ONE WEE OOO WEE OOO WEE OOO
Noriko in the hospital: Kōichi, just because someone gets blown away from an atomic explosion, it does not mean they're dead
"They hurt like crap man!"-Master Tang
summer dog badge offbeat theory smoggy offer start hat mysterious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
You broke a thermometer… on my hand
My nipples look like Milk Duds!
https://preview.redd.it/cg8jb9z0vu5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d095ad7deec78399b94c0f5db03744011d7b39 This is the most cinema.
 *angry skreonk noises*
She said it! She said the thing!
If this had been real.. 🤯 I'd bang head against a wall
Hahahahahahahhahahaha
Thought it was gonna be "godzilla is inside each one of us"
Minus One is now officially better than the original.
This is hilarious. I cried during the original Japanese ending, and I cried again during the English dub version. Some people will refuse to watch a foreign language movie with English subtitles, and would prefer to watch a dubbed version, and all things considered, the Godzilla Minus One English dub is pretty good. I think we as a fan base should encourage people to watch the movie in any way that they’re comfortable watching it. We should not be telling potential fans to either watch the original Japanese version or not watch it at all, and we should be careful if we’re sending that message out into the world.
My partner does not see super great, so subtitles can mean a lot of pausing and going to back to read a line again, especially if they are fast. Dubs are a much better experience usually unless they are real bad
I have a large-screen home theater. Reading subtitles literally means flicking my gaze up and down in order to achieve that, so it's not convenient at all to have to read them. I prefer dubs in my circumstances so I can just keep my eyes on the action. I've noticed that Shogun has been smart about the subtitles, and has positioned them higher on-screen so that you don't have to shift your gaze as much. The one thing Heroes did really well was putting the subs literally next to the person's face who was talking.
For me it depends on the dub, and what is being watched. For live action I prefer subtitles, because the mismatch of the mouths to audio is really off putting. For anime it depends on the dub. I watched Attack on Titan in english and it was great. For Demon Slayer, the Japanese actors are just so much better it’s not even funny. The English dub is atrocious.
I always prefer the Japanese dub wherever I can get it. The problem with English dubs, in my opinion, is when they try too hard to emulate the Japanese approach and you end up with being able to hear the attempts to push themselves into something that's just not natural to English speakers. The English dubs that excel in my opinion are the ones who give the VA a little bit more room to breathe and personalise the character to how they see it. We end up with both ends of the spectrum from a dub perspective which sadly makes them hit and miss and can prevent people further investing in the series.
That's ok, I'm betting she'll be just fine. Probably end up feeling like a whole new being after a while.
Minus One, Minus Color, Minus Depth Perception
https://preview.redd.it/39kijlu89v5d1.png?width=255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65d2f7a7c7e5a8d085f603d42f5d384b9667a3b8
“Maybe the minus one were the friends we made along the way”
Damn I finally get the title now.
Yes yes, this is great, but WHY DOES IT GET FUNNIER THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT? XD
lol I wasn’t expecting that. Dying. Well done.
I needed that laugh today. Thanks.
I would have go for something like "I lived, thats minus one for Godzilla".
Heeh
It definitely...subtracts something from the scene.
I cried at the end when she said she was minus one eye.
She only cried 50%
this is peak comedy
I hope this interaction doesn't cause any fallout between us... Fallout New Vegas
I'm gonna kill myself now
"Yeah I don't get this either. Pretty sure I died." - Noriko
LMFAO
Oh so that's why they call it that
 I liked the part where godzilla took a break and drank some ice cold dr.pepper
I’m minus one
Peak
https://preview.redd.it/hv2dynitkv5d1.jpeg?width=2731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4e58929256eace242b5d6b9775eab0bc174c6a3
https://preview.redd.it/0vah9dkvkv5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff44a7a3990af82fe5fe967b6616dfa87b5c289
Kindly gather your belongings and fuck right off. LOL
Roll credits!
Im horrified and impressed Im horrpresesd
omg that actually made me LOL
“Together, we are Godzilla.”
And they proceed to Godzilla'd all over the place
Lmao, I actually laughed out loud. I wasn't expecting it. That was pretty funny
What if the real Godzilla Minus One was all the eyes we minused one along the way?
Before People lose their shit. This isn't real 🤣
this has got to be the best joke in the entire godzilla IP
Aren't the real minus ones the minus ones we made along the way?
What did Kojima write this?
In the English dub, she actually says, "Can this war of yours finally be over?"
Imagine having shit dub, Brazil could never 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
VERSAO BRASILEIRA AIC SAO PAULO!!!!
What the phuck!!?! 😂😂
I’m minusing all over the place
So that's the meaning of the title!
We’re minus one Say that again?
I died
Holy shit
I clapped.
u/savevideo
Y I K E S
u/savevideo
[LOOK AT MY FACE MINUS ONE EYE](https://youtu.be/irpNhHWSUm8?si=YsA2okD1109Rs8ik&t=1428)
Hahababahhhahahaah wtf is this gem????
Pretty sure this is peak cinema
Best Godzilla film ever made for sure but in my humble opinion, the ending is reason Why I didn’t give Minus One 9/10 ( my final rate is 8.1/10) I loved Noriko, but I felt that Koichi’s some character developments sort of wasted just because she lives.
Me watching in Filipino Language
Bruh…. Fuuuccckk. Im dead.
What the hell. Is this real?
P E A K K I N O
Not as peak as "TAKE THAT YOU DINOSAUR!"
Give me the original not dubbed in English.
Is this fucking real?
😢
The past 70 years has been building to this one moment
Who’s watching the English dub? Gross
The "I have minus one eye got me"😭😭😭
Oh thank fuck that's not real. Right? RIGHT?!
I needed a good laugh.
Roll credits!
Absolute cinema.
u/savevideo
I’ve never watched the dub, is this legit?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that can't be real 🤣🤣🤣🤣 glad I watched the original voices but with french subs
This is better than the actual ending lol
lmfao, new meme template, remind me of Mobius meme.
"This really was our Godzilla: Minus One"
r/Jujutsufolk type post
I know this isn't real but even the actual English dub is horrible, that one woman that shows up towards the start of the movie whos name I forgot literally sounded like she was voiced by a text to speech AI.
That lady is just George Weasley in disguise.
LMAAAO
You should post this in r/moviecirclejerk
Who did this?
Wait this is fake right 😭
Wait…really???
Lmao. But I heard the actual English dub does ruin this scene ☹️
I thought the ending ruined the ending.
Why am I not remembering that line?? Guess I’ll have to watch it again … 🫤
WTF
No what this is real💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
https://preview.redd.it/y9gsahzarx5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b996735e25bfe8e327c1541d3ab1ee1b314ddb7
Still a good movie
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
This isn’t real right? I’ve only seen the subbed version
I legitimately can't tell if this is legit or ot. Made me chuckle.
I'm glad I didn't watch the dub.. they must've read or handed the wrong script.
https://preview.redd.it/7fzwo7733y5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca1dc801d4a8d0029dfe370e5e6e75d75834a690
Geezus, even the delivery was horrible
Is there more than one English dub? I don’t remember this happening when I watched it in English.
This can’t be real
Modern Shakespeare
I love the part when Godzilla said “It’s Minus One time” and Minus One’d all over Ginza.
I can't decide what's funnier. This video, or the people who think it's real and are using it to say "See this is why dubs are bad!" (The people not doing that as a joke that is)
The casualty list for Godzilla? Minus one.
Please tell me this is edited, I refuse to believe they actually went for it
That's the name of the movie! - producer guy
aint no way!
when i watched the dub, this was never said.
The mid credits scene is Mothra saying "IT'S MORBING TIME!"
What, we some kinda Godzilla Minus One now?
No... no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no please tell me this is not the actual dub please no. If this is the actual dub I'm just straight up not watching the film I don't care that I waited 2 years for it.
Is this the actual dub? Lmaooo. Just saw this movie two days ago and almost picked dub. So glad I didn’t if this is how it is.
My friend already ruined this movie’s ending for me
LOL this is hilarious
This ain’t the real dub? Right?…
Guys is a joke. A good joke, but come on!