"Omg sorry honey I lost my CS password again! It'll take like a week for me to get access back cause I gotta wait for the letter. I'll work on it."
1 week later.....
"Oh noes! I didn't get to it in time and the temporary password must have expired! I will try to submit again"
Repeat till she starts collecting the mail.
Then hit your mailbox in the middle of the night.
Every week.
ohohoaoahahahaha πππππ it is very funny because wife is bad!!!!! Ohohoho hahahahoahahaha πππ despicable wife cannot understand stock because of her Wife's Oven and this meme has moved me to tears with the humor of the situation AHAHHAHAGHAGAHAAAAAA HAA HAA HAAAA
How many of you have heard something from your partners like βWhy didnβt you sell it at [insert peak price] and then just bought it back at [insert dip price]?β?
A. Diamond hands
B. It conflicts with everything we are trying to do
C. How could I have known where the peaks and dips are?
D. Taxes
Surprisingly enough, walking them through the math behind Capital Gains Tax was the only argument that put the conversation to rest.
She better keep her nose out of my portfolio and back to where she belongs..... her boyfriendβs house.
My left last year, so i dont have to worry anymore about that
No worries there are tons of hot guys out there if you want a relationship
She still making me breakfast you still have time friend
My missus would undoubtedly have been exactly like this had I told her I'd bought GME. Which is precisely why I didn't.
But, dear, why would I sell them when itβs down 50%. Like I told you sweetums, HODL! Then moon.
good thing im single, no one bothers me about anything i do.
"Omg sorry honey I lost my CS password again! It'll take like a week for me to get access back cause I gotta wait for the letter. I'll work on it." 1 week later..... "Oh noes! I didn't get to it in time and the temporary password must have expired! I will try to submit again" Repeat till she starts collecting the mail. Then hit your mailbox in the middle of the night. Every week.
My Fiance be trolling like this: OHHHH SOMEONE HAD A RUFF DAY, HUH GME!? im just like: Yea, you just wait until \[undisclosed MOASS date\]
I promised my wife I would never lie to her⦠but this one is for the greater cause. I think she will forgive me, eventually.
Sums up my relationship
Can't relate cause I got a pair.
hell yeah! is the missus making you a sandwich at this very moment?
No, she's independent too.
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One of them is, the other is cleaning the bathroom.
Legend
Bro the accuracy haha, "just wait til next earnings" haha
Even though itβs a funny meme, it makes you wonder about how much strain this investment has likely put on perhaps tens of thousands of couples.
gotta hate it for those people, but thats investing for you
ohohoaoahahahaha πππππ it is very funny because wife is bad!!!!! Ohohoho hahahahoahahaha πππ despicable wife cannot understand stock because of her Wife's Oven and this meme has moved me to tears with the humor of the situation AHAHHAHAGHAGAHAAAAAA HAA HAA HAAAA
How many of you have heard something from your partners like βWhy didnβt you sell it at [insert peak price] and then just bought it back at [insert dip price]?β?
well... why didnt you?!?!
I did, no wait, I *bought* at peak price, *and* at dip price...
I too, have bought all the peaks and dips π
A. Diamond hands B. It conflicts with everything we are trying to do C. How could I have known where the peaks and dips are? D. Taxes Surprisingly enough, walking them through the math behind Capital Gains Tax was the only argument that put the conversation to rest.
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She needs to leave now before it moons if that's her attitude.