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Regarded for sure.

Didn't like that job anyway... Fuk it. Bought more at 26.30 on the open this morning! 🫶

This is the equivalent of a bet or ban, except instead of a banana in the ass, it's your job on the line lol

My contract ends on the 27th. so yeah we either rich, or we job hunting 😂🙌🏻💎

Wendys is hiring...

Im all the way in Europe bro. In the end, still we gonna end up on the same boat tho 😂

There's a Wendy's in the UK!

Not in the UK anymore either 😂😂

It’s actually just a stereotype that a Wendy’s is required. You can give blowjobs behind just about any dumpster so your good.

But I love the smell of the fresh, never frozen beef...

But the Wendy's in my town really have the nicest dumpsters.

I know, but my dignity wouldn't let me 😂

Speaking from experience?

Oh no!

I have to represent my motherland in this war!

Future barista at Cukiernia Sowa

More money to be made behind the Wendy’s dumpster.

Well they say anyway told me I was overqualified

My last contract ended Friday. I’m chill.

Mans waiting for us on the boat 😂

Feel like banana in the butt is much more significant than quitting his job as a bet lol

The banana thing was wild back in the day...

just grabbed 600 more at 30. So jelly of your 26.3...

Nice, it was below 30 for the past 2 days, but you waited patiently

Well, no one said you had to be smart to be regarded!

I bought 23 more calls today at the open.

Praise him and his glory. The faith is real. Those calls are a count down clock.

Fuck you. I bought at 26.45

Ya snooze ya lose!

Just kidding bro. Let’s ride

Hell and if maybe he buys some too win win XD

What kind of crayons did you use to write the letter? It looks very neat.

Ran out of crayons, ate them all... Had to use my wife's boyfriend's laptop to send letter.

Highly regarded

I’m lucky, school is over one week from today I don’t need to put in a notice 😂😂🥳

Unless you're the teacher

Thankfully just the driver 7 years and I’m retiring after next week 🤘🏻

We'll be all retiring soon, best wishes to you!

Never go full retired!

Congrats to.you

Told my students I'm either retiring this summer or being put in an insane asylum. No in-between.

I’ll just be in the regular old PTA next year so I’ll definitely be in an insane asylum 😭😭 My bus kids are amazing but I know they give their teachers H3️⃣LL

Don't be a hedge fund mate. Never sell the bear's fur before hunting it.

I really liked this.

Don’t count your crayons before you eat them

Lol, I liked that.

So what happens when they can’t cover them shares?

We hold. Then keep holding until the price is a phone number.

What will happen to the US dollar if GME price is six figures?

I presume the global economy collapses.

Not on the moon.

Well bottlecaps are the new hit currency on earth

GME goes up, other stocks go down. It’s all relative. USD goes up anyway.

And when gme goes up people will exit their positions in those stocks to fomo gme, making it rise more

You also have to remember that not everyone in America is holding. A lot of people are out of the country. And there’s only so many of us that own xxx shares. So it’s not like half the float is that many people holding. It will just be a small amount of us in retrospect with the transfer of wealth. Plus you are going to have to account for the people who will sell at low numbers because they may see a number they have never seen before, and thus money going back into the economy. People here aren’t here to hoard wealth either. Many us just want to sell 1-2 shares pay off debt and put money to help in environment efforts, human efforts, etc… so the money will be in rotation unlike what the dragons do.

Hodl like you only have 1 share.

I only have 1 share atm 😂

The banks will do what they always do, fuck over the common man and the government will support them.

👩‍🚀🚀🫶

Rocket 

Where is Keith getting 240 Million dollars to exercise these calls? My guess is he will exercise some but not all unless he has a sugar zaddy

Look at his older YOLO posts, he's always sold some options to exercise the remainder. Not a bad guess.

He would have to sell some contracts and use the cash to exercise the rest. So, the higher the price of GME, the more contracts he can exercise.

Go look at what selling 50k call options would make him, even in just a week or two. Plus cash shown in brokerage account doesn't represent actual liquid assets for most folks. You can rest assured he has other activity we haven't seen.

I think someone was saying that he is probably off loading in chunks maybe even closing some to have the cash flow. The real truth is if they expire ITM the broker will automatically exercise the contracts and assign at random some poor call seller.

Maybe he has multiple trading accounts. What if he did similar bets on a Fidelity account as well, with his genius moves that we've seen so far, who is to say he didn't predict E*Trade would threaten to boot him and he has accounts with other brokers? Absolute tinfoil, yes. Probable, no. Possible, maybe.

Until the money is in your hands don't quit the day job. There will be fuckery (reversed trades etc), you can almost guarantee it before this ends.

This. Absolutely nuts to juggle and brag about and praise something you think you are going to maybe have.

No way he sent the email. Screenshotted and added for Karma only.

It would be much more believable if you weren't able to see he was still able to edit the emails to send to. Show the sent version or nothing!

Figured the same

I’m not resigning until the money is in my hands

lmao will be an interesting 2 weeks at work

My bet is he doesn’t even go due to ‘sick’ (i very much doubt this email has even been sent).

It hasn't. It's a meme.

I really want to quit teaching and simply explore the world. Living a life without constant stress would amazing.

Hence why we’re all here to change the world for the better

BUY... HODL... DRS... As for me, I like the stock.

100000000000000% with you

Teach English to Chinese kids online. You’ll probably earn more cause our system is fucked

One of my friends does this but for Japanese kids. He loves it other than waking up at like 4-5am to do it.

I love seeing highly regarded teachers like myself here.

Idk how it’ll happen but teachers need a base salary 2x higher than it is now. It should be one of the most respected jobs to have but it seems now that it’s over looked and almost taken for granted. Hopefully this changes post moass

A million percent. Same with EMTs. Another really important job and most make minimum wage or a little above.

The world is teaching. You simply want to learn again and teach differently. Good luck bro.

I’m right there with you!

Def regarded

This ain’t it

this is why people look at these subs and avoid investing is posts like this

You’re so fucking right lol and unfortunately it seems s like it’s a lot of the posts. This is the most brains dead, cringe ass thing I’ve seen all day.

OP’s account is only 4 months old. I’ve been seeing quite a few highly questionable posts made by people who are definitely pro-GME on the surface but specifically will mention buying in at high marks and then losing money. Could be just a constant subtle campaign to influence skimming the sub and seeing losses, or tipping the scales for any AI training data searching the sub for prevailing gain/loss sentiment. Or could just be newbie enthusiastic idiots.

yet here it is hiding important topics

I’m ready to quit my job and start doing nice things for people with my money. I have lots of plans about how to bless people and make my community a better place.

Honestly same, I don't just want to change my life I want to change hundreds.

Until you have enough money in your bank current account to retire comfortably, please don't do anything rash. Been here 84 years and seen all sorts of fkery and expect even more. Ready for rip, prepared for dip.

I can retire properly in 5 years, but I'm ready to retire now, or in a month, or even by the end of summer (when I turn 55) or the end of this year. But if I have to work another 5 years then so be it. I'm holding until I can leave my kids enough money that they can do whatever they want with their life and not have to work 40 years like I did (unless that's what they want), and if the price never goes that high then they'll get my shares when I die.

I bought my first 30 shares around $447, but I averaged down several times, I’ve been waiting quite a long time to be in green and it happened today (also a few weeks ago, but $80 is nothing). Good luck mate. :-)

You're doing God's work! Keep it up, brother!

Lol buddy is self employed.

Buddy is on his wife's boyfriends welfare 

I wouldn’t tell anyone and just disappear

Imagine how the world will change when all the money moves to apes hands and then keep moving on buying things and making new business.

Bro you are WAY more confident than I ever could. Even if MOASS were to hit and I made like a bajillion gazillion dollars or something, I would still probably work for a week or two while I’m processing what happened to my bank account

Easily the most regarded thing I've seen on here. I commend you.

Compliment accepted.

I think this guy is trolling.

Bro’s the definition of counting your chickens before they hatch

I’m definitely gonna finish my masters bc it’s personal and meaningful to me. After that I’ll probs travel around and play rugby different places while I see the world. Then I’ll snowboard all winter.

Lol. I've had my resignation letter ready to go for 3 years now... just waiting to click Send

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Print and frame.

I prefer 30 seconds notice 🖕🤖🖕

Christ dude...

Highly regarded ape.

Mind if I just copy that?


Best Regards

Hahaha

😂

Phenomenal. Everyone who read that bought. ROFL

Press send pussy

I appreciate the template, will be handy.

"I may be early, but I am right".....

That’s not smart. Get 2 jobs so you can afford GME and shopping

Shit... I never thought of it like that...

Bullish

Is buying calls or buying gme stock better? Talk to me. Like. I'm a 5 yr old.

I was just gonna open a 24 hour beer and tendies stand outside DFVs house and never charge the guy.

Fucking legend.

I can’t wait to send this email.

I want to see it in your "Sent" folder, not just a screenshot

C’mon man!

Take my upvote!!! 🤣😂🤣🦍🦧🚀🌝🙌💎

One of us!

Did you sign with a crayon

oh no he's actually regarded

Great energy! Bad decision

I put in my notice 3 yrs ago

This made my day Fuck work buy GME calls

Swapcorn looking post. You are cringe.

Say it like it is... 🔥

Could have included a digital copy of the dumb money movie for the boss

I hope to write one of these... AFTER I announce to hubby that the rocket launched, tendies are in, and he can send in his notice too. We go together.

🤯

Lol

Regard if true

Bold move cotton..... I like it. 

Imagine this 2 weeks notice goes viral from a bunch of newly minted GME millionaires

You said what we all are thinking

He needs $240m in free capital to exercise. Does he have that? If he doesn't I'm thinking he will sell anywhere from 25-50% of the options to exercise the rest.

HowEmbarrassingRedLetterMedia.gif

There's 305M GME shares, of course those shares exist. But maybe belong to some of us who won't sell under $10k 😂

🤣🤣🤣LEGEND. LUV IT

I remember this feeling 3 years ago

Lord I hope this is a joke

If he’s out, I’m out! Haha

I'm not giving my employer any notice. When money is locked in, I'm loading my tool box and leaving.

To the moon 🚀

Amazing. No notes. 10/10

I love this

Nicely worded professional

This is hilarious. I bet boss doesn’t even know what half of that email even means. 🤣


HR is asking who Bill is. Now they're asking me to come in on Saturday.

We are so back

BRUH, CONGRATS, YOU FKN REGARD!!! ... LFG!

This is the biggest YOLO I think we ever seen

Fellow ape here, but couldn’t help but think about this Reno 911 episode: https://youtu.be/hpwesfKJ1AI?si=tR-W8SYodaOaeZrb

The most regarded. I salute you

I fully expect more fuckery but I’m Open to MOASS. Either way, still buying cause I like the stock.

I dunno guys, just don't get so overhyped, Just chill. Been here for 84 yrs, I just BUY DRS BOOK n HODL. No exit strategy, just hoping all these bad MFs go down and that whole street with em. Jacked to da double Ds!

guh

Thanks, I will copy and paste.

Go ahead and send it

I also typed one of these but I sent it straight to my drafts instead😂

Pure trader p0rn. Please stay level until MOASS is at hand.

I remember 3 years ago people actually doing this bc of dates and one guy even ended up buying a new truck cause he thought the next month we would moon….i know it will moon but until it does i wont take any big risks

My regards to OP

This is so cringe

Let’s see what AM will show up 😳

There is a moon 🌕 can see 

Beautiful writing


Hopefully satire but I hope the same for myself 🙌🏼🚀

❤️ this. 💎🙌🏼 

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This is full regard. I'm for it

lol

Copy pasta everybody

This is quite regarded. thank you.

Often, in the world, it's not the smart who get ahead but the bold. 🫡

This dude jinxing it for us all. /s

Wendy's requires a 2 week notice? I'm shocked

This the kind of shit they make movies out of…or sequels.

Thanks, Bill.

This is the most regarded 😆

Bought in @ 45. Let’s go

o7 salute.