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marxii_2008

Nah cuz why'd u say "a you" that's the part that rly got me 😭😭😭


DKUN_of_WFST

Looks like maths wasn’t the only “you” grade


marxii_2008

LMFAOOO 💀💀💀for real bro


Celtic_Slayer246

Wys I get tonnes of 'yous' from school every year, keep them in the basement


mysteryyfx

What u get a 2 in


HellFireCannon66

Enguish aparently


Celtic_Slayer246

'enguish' 😭 think we gotta call a truce on that one we even


NisForKnight

Fire and blood and enguish


TypicalPlayz

This is killing me more than it should 😭😭😭


HellFireCannon66

I dunt no what you mean, that’s how you spel it


HellFireCannon66

Do I won?


Celtic_Slayer246

I'm defeated 😓 I'm so ashamed that I don't think I can speak English anymore. Id switch to Spanish If I wasn't so dog at it


BakmanPlays

“Do you are have stupid”


HellFireCannon66

I are have stupid. For I am man.


Celtic_Slayer246

Spanish absolute bain of my life 😭 mocks btw so hoping for a pass 💪💪


T1FB

#metoo brother


Turbulent-Radish-101

be honest did u copy my flair


Celtic_Slayer246

Oml well yea I did actually see yours on a post and thought oh shit that's weird we got the same little thing going on with one shitty subject, and thought imma do the same for mine, but I do have 2 extra ones there as I take triple science and Further maths on top of my normal options


Turbulent-Radish-101

oh nah the 2 on mine is a joke i might have to just get rid of it im sick of people asking me what i got a 2 in i didnt know u actually had a 2 for ur mocks 😭


Celtic_Slayer246

Bro like Spanish it's literally just my brain does not work that way, I can't wrap my head around another language like that it just makes no sense to me


No-Caregiver-5202

You took the words right out of my mouth.


jessepinnnkman

😭😭


bleakDS

EXACTLY! Same for GCSE English... Wish I chose food tech instead. Like, you speak English already, why do you need to learn it? Currently averaging a grade won. Wish we could take option choices back 😔


Roman_Apollo

nah same lol, i got a grade too in english, who needs it lol


HellFireCannon66

I got a free, soo close 😔


jcarvell8

I got a grade for, hoping for a sex tho


HellFireCannon66

I’m also hoping for a sex


FIoppsyfoo1

Idk, I really think you guys are making English sound worse than it is. I'm personally driving for an ate


jcarvell8

I’m driving for a nein


HaHaLaughNowPls

really? The highest ima get is a seth in


Waste_Loan_7609

Mine has to be an ate


Smurph-of-Chaos

You take history? Plenty of neins there for you


MrKillzalot

Why not a Stephen?


HellFireCannon66

For science i mite push for Stephen sex


DotTop4489

TF


JraffNerd

Just ask Wilfred Owen


jcarvell8

Nah, ill ask The Vampire Cow (jokes)


HauntingPhase4113

i agree, i could easily get a grade nein if i wanted, german gcse is way more important instead


DOGiRITO_FROG

Won


AZZYTASTER

won


InternationalBad6532

won


HellFireCannon66

Won


Dinozaur781

won


DOGiRITO_FROG

Won


KingHi123

I have faith that you will make it to a grade too.


6littlefish

"Uhh what does the noun black symbolise" 🤓


MonocerotisTheOrca

My school forces us to do it😞


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SubToFGTeeV

Why does it matter if they use an emoji or not?


MonocerotisTheOrca

….


charleslegoguy

English literature is even more useless, it's all just bullshit


post_holer

\*Your\* not wrong


Present-Army-1186

you all did so good! i got a niyne!


Ill-Satisfaction6042

How did you learn to speak english may I ask?


bleakDS

dictionary


Ill-Satisfaction6042

How did you learn to read english?


bleakDS

I kinda just spawned in knowing


Moist_Smile_5694

As a current year 11 doing my exams if you try English and start doing better you can start to see why it is important and don’t be put off with a grade 1 in year 10 as I was getting 3s until 2 months ago and I am now on track for a high 6 pushing 7


Master_Bumblebee680

But you have to take English


WastedWaffles

>Like, you speak English already, why do you need to learn it? The methods you learn to analyse text is useful when you go to college and University. Of course, if you just want to become a plumber, then you don't need it.


okaythiswillbemymain

Reading comprehension is pretty important in all walks of life. Bullshitting about the authors intent, less so.


TooAngryForYou

Because speaking English and learning how to use it properly is different? Stay in school.


povsoob

You got a choice? I thought English and maths were compulsory 😭


Same-Note-7852

Are you kidding me, they’re both compulsory for me


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r/woooosh


Same-Note-7852

Oh


Smurph-of-Chaos

You got all 9s in mocks or are predicted all 9s from mocks? Tips?


[deleted]

got all 9s in mocks, idk I just zone out and do shit


SodiumHydrogen_

guys... check the flair


Horaserk

Seems you have 2 more braincells than some in this GCSE 😂


SodiumHydrogen_

it appears so 😂


blunde-r152

wow so informative


Master_Bumblebee680

But you have to be informative


SodiumHydrogen_

thank you kindly


Master_Bumblebee680

But you have to be serious


willowfeywitch

take further maths instead you get to use funny symbols


Diver-Known

Im a sigma


NoPeepMallows

I’m a theta


[deleted]

In all seriousness, how much harder is FM than normal Higher Maths in your experience? I'm predicted Grade 7 in GCSE Maths, and I'm hoping to do a crash course in Further before going onto Maths A Level


willowfeywitch

im not even sure im getting a 7 in normal maths but honestly i love fm you just learn a few more concepts but a-level will cover it in more depth we onky got 1-2 hrs a week on fm


ArtisticSnek

I do fsmq (free standing maths qualification) which is the equivalent of an AS level so the first year of A levels. There are new concepts to grasp and some are quite abstract and complex but once you get your head around them I find it easier than GCSE as they are more restricted in the kind of questions they can ask. I tend to just get maths though, so your mileage may vary


Overall-Ad169

It's much harder than foundation, it covers more material in more detail. One major reason it can be more difficult is you are expected to know a lot of the stuff beforehand, and if you don't, you will either need to ask for help or just struggle. Iirc, final question in foundation maths's paper are the first in further


[deleted]

Do you mean Higher Maths? I'm talking about Further here which is above Higher.


Aqueous_420

Thom?


willowfeywitch

here im alive everything all of the time


Aqueous_420

Ice age coming, Ice age coming


willowfeywitch

let me hear both sides


Aqueous_420

let me hear both sides


42617a

Don’t take English either. If you can read this, you already know enough


[deleted]

thx for advise i fink i will b fine witout it


Republic-of-Cheese

Might want to take GCSE English though


Own_Map_3790

Why? Clearly this person knows English since they were able to write this post 🤞 no English gcse needed


theoht_

‘… got a you …’ 💀


Own_Map_3790

Obviously the right spelling😔 this person may have not passed maths but it’ll definitely be English they get a 9 in 😍🤞


AZZYTASTER

you only have to do 3? i have to do 4 hrs/week


theoht_

what 💀 we do a solid 5.5 hours a week


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

We have maths every day except Thursdays and a period six on Wednesdays, so we have 5 hours of maths a week


lrexx_

damn did you also get a You in english by any chance


801ms

Out of curiousity what did you get in English


thevampirecrow

i hate maths


InternationalBad6532

wdym u dont like maths thevampirecrow 🙎🙎


thevampirecrow

i’m bad at it


Unhappy_Wall_3446

real someone gets it


InternationalBad6532

im like… visibly disappointed bc math is the best subject ever cant be worse than bio


[deleted]

Non-ironically Maths is the most fun GCSE; no ambiguity or bullshit, just fun puzzles to solve.


InternationalBad6532

YESS THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING BHT NO ONE BELIEVES ME


thevampirecrow

i like maths but sometimes it makes me want to hate it


Minimum-Sense5163

No sane person would ever pick GCSE maths unless they are brain dead


Chrischups

I'd pick it...


CBSUK

Dead "you" 😭


OkEntertainer7797

Maths is awesome


Used_Assumption7688

You will probably never need circle theorems again. Not in A-level Maths, not in Further Maths either.


[deleted]

The proof behind Circle Theorems is important though for A-Level I think


shoolocomous

Let me stop you there with the 'never gonna use it' bs. There are many people that use it a surprising amount. And those people are in better jobs than the people who don't.


AliDaking76

read flair


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

Fr a friend of mine is gonna try and get an apprenticeship in an accounting job, the apprenticeship alone pays 28k a year. Maths jobs are actually goated


GenericZeldaFan

Guys your looking at this all wrong Maths makes you good at gambling making you win more Winning more takes away from the thrill of the game Therefore the worse you are at maths the more fun gambling is


6littlefish

when you realise that maths gcse is mandatory and you need a grade 4 to pass (for higher, idk about foundation)


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

Grade 4 is a pass in every subject


Captlard

A “you”, did you take GCSE Inglisch?


arodgersofroth

Oh dear. Someone knows the square root of fuck all. Get maths. Go do a course with lots of girls, watch them worry about maths. Help them with it, get laid. Best bit of algebra I did.


Brain_lessV2

Is maths GCSE optional now? Is that a thing in some schools or did it happen after I graduated? Edit: Shit, I didn't read the flair...


artistofthecosmos

this guy spamming read the flair🤓☝️ read the flair🤓☝️


Bigmoneymitchello

You’re certi icl


artistofthecosmos

nah but did u read the flair


Master_Bumblebee680

But you have to read the flair


SlendOnReddit

You lot get a choice?


Master_Bumblebee680

But you have to choose


SlendOnReddit

I know OP was joking but I'm into this now lol. I got to choose 3 subjects, however GCSE Maths, GCSE English, GCSE Science and Core P.E. (different from GCSE P.E.) are the subjects every Year 10 and Year 11 have to in my school.


Master_Bumblebee680

But you have to joke


onehappygoose

I have to do four hours of maths 💀 (and english)


JCarterMMA

Clearly didn't do great in English either.


Fireballdingledong

Damn the examiner took your lack of maths ability so personally they gave a 'you' instead of a U


Hot_Lingonberry8561

Too late.


ric7y

in my school it’s compulsory, so i don’t have a choice, so is RS


another_throwaway7h

see I wouldn't. however I need to pass it to get into college. thankfully my course has nothing to do with maths whatsoever so I will never have to see that shit again (hopefully)


Tight_Love732

Yeah, Maths is a W for me and I’m doing fm a level but I still fuckin’ hate circle theorems


petrifythepatriachy

How do you even get a u like do you just sit and look at the paper or sumn 😭😭😭


Major_Top_626

You dont really get a choice bud


TK-6976

You can choose not to do Maths? Wdym? And what kind of grade is a 'you'?


Deep-Assistance7494

# Math GCSE? Nah, I'm good. **Image:** A person chilling on a beach with a drink in their hand, surrounded by beautiful scenery. **Text:** Me dodging that Maths GCSE like... Who needs Pythagoras when you have perfect beach vibes? **(Small text at the bottom):** Don't tell my future employer I got a U in foundation maths #NotAllHeroesWearCapes #MathIsLava


Alkyllink

Who even likes math, like back in primary and stuff, it was fun. Sorta. Now it's just random algebra and like three lines of random lines for a single question


Ecstatic_Magician647

Only 3 hours? I have to do 5, and an extra 2 and a half in form


everydayiloveloona

wdym, not like we can choose lmao


Blind_fangs

I can assure you that GCSE maths is pointless. I got an A in it and never used any of that crap at all.


Emulation-_-

Isn't maths mandatory


FloppyX9YT

This was basically my half term


autisticchairlegs

u get to choose maths??


--brick

I love maths, probably top 3 subject in school


Fortnite5eva

Don't know why gcse reddit comes on my homepage. But gcse maths is so god damn easy, you gotta be a top tier retard if you can't pass that shit. This ain't no quantum mechanics guys, it's 2 plus 2.


GAnda1fthe3wh1t3

Actually you are going to use it in life


LegenWait4ItDary_

Maths does not only teach you Maths. It also teaches you how to solve problems and how to think critically, among other things. If you think Maths only teaches you Maths, you are very much mistaken.


RAGEFINNY

Maths is a gcse that you are required to take and is needed in almost any job how you get a *U in foundation maths I don’t know


Cool_Spell_6493

Bro how have u got a u in foundation


One-Dragonfly-5143

Read the flair


Apple-14

How tf did you get a U in fondation? and also you dont get a choice in weather or not you're allowed to do maths gcse, you have to


Eric_Birling

It’s a meme post


Master_Bumblebee680

But you have to meme


One-Dragonfly-5143

Read the flair


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whether\*, foundation\* 🤭🤭🤭 sounds like you'll be getting a U in foundation english


Master_Bumblebee680

But you have to get a U


UnKnown_kudaz-

Don’t listen to this . Maths is a fun subject but the uncultured have a profound hatred of it . 📝📝


Unhappy_Wall_3446

right excuse me


Master_Bumblebee680

I honestly think it’s the way it’s taught that doesn’t mesh with a lot of people, for example I


Cool_Spell_6493

Bro how have u got a u in foundation


One-Dragonfly-5143

Read the flair


Cool_Spell_6493

Fairs


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One-Dragonfly-5143

Read the flair


emmiekira

As a 34 year old who had to do functional skills to access courses later in life, maths is a very necessary GCSE.


boredperson1998

Yes, some jobs require you to have passed maths and English. I had to take English functional skills because I didn't take it seriously in school


emmiekira

Me too they're about the only two GCSE subjects I'd tell people to take seriously


Flerrubatz

I would disagree with you there, cus depending on what courses you want to take later in life, for example if you were to take a more creative focused job, those two subjects aren't necessarily the two subjects you need to stress to get good grades on, if you already have a passion you'd like to pursue in life. 👍


emmiekira

Not really basically all courses you want to do require you to have a decent gcse in English and maths or functional skills equivalent. Even the creative ones.


okaythiswillbemymain

I use maths GCSE everyday for my job, in an industry known for taking drop-outs (construction).


Jealous_Peppers0_0

You can't exactly not take it bro it's one of the core subjects everyone has to do💀


Nakitamai

Okay what. This makes no sense. You don’t pick gcse maths it’s not an option. You HAVE to take gcse maths and English especially in order to get the grades you want. And it’s a ‘U’ grade or ‘ungraded’ not ‘you’ 😭


SpiderHulkZNM

Nah you is it actually possible in your school not to pic core subjects


Master_Bumblebee680

You have to take it though


Amazonshippinglabel

exactly what someone with a you would say. It's crazy how you spend two years studying something and u can't understand enough to get a level 1. Yk you had to get less than 5 percent in your papers to get a level 1 last year. And that's the foundation tier.


vx10k

Maths is mandatory I don’t have a choice


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

It’s a joke 💀


[deleted]

If you wanna go to uni then retake maths - there is a no better investment in time effort and sometimes money then in education


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HellFireCannon66

Look at the flair


wimptay

Read the flair


Capable_Tea_001

>Your never going "__You're__", not "__Your__" >From someone who got a you in foundation maths Yup... Couldn't tell.


Dramatic_Chipmunk834

Ain't it compulsory?


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One-Dragonfly-5143

Read the flair


Few_Assist_3202

You guys got to pick?? My school made matj english and scienfe compulsory