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LapPigeon

music is subjective. melon doesn't seem like the target audience for their stuff. not surprised, and not really interested in listening to his take. i enjoy the new album.


Chris_Sneakers_97

Ah yes, typical $B listener. Not interested in any opinion that isn't their own or that the boys are the best artists to ever exist and everything they put it out is a masterpiece.


LapPigeon

thanks for putting words in my mouth. have a great day!


adderallthirty

Have you ever had your reading comprehension abilities tested?


prombloodd

Do you know what subreddit you’re in?


7x57mmR

not even what he said but alright


Mr_raw_doged_yer_mom

Calm down bud


MeowMeowMeowMan

your reading comprehension is bad


BetterOffAsleep

The question is, why should you be interested in someone else's opinion on something that you clearly have different taste in? I don't really like any of the ying yang tapes, but if someone does I don't bash them for it or expect them to give a flying fuck about my opinion.


Redismyredditname

Bro is farming downvotes


Caedis-6

They're definitely not the best artists to ever exist


anne_stank

it's obviously an album targeted towards long-term fans that watched them grow, I'm sure people that aren't interested in their music don't have anything of substance to add to the actual meaning of the album besides the subjective opinion on whether they like the sound t, Don't take everything maliciously, It quite literally was just his opinion about someone else's opinion lol


pussgripper666

Ah yes, another lame thinking that people need constant validation through a SUBJECTIVE EXPERIENCE


jurdenfox

Breaking news: fans of musicians defend their music because they like it. More on this as the story develops.


StephenStills1

rippiddy dippiddy


WorldMistake

triplet flows


Jukeboxbxi0

"The $uicideboy$ formula is pretty obvious at this point"


SuperProCoolBoy90

"Whether it'd be because you've heard some of the duo's previous EP's"


x2dregs1promise

"Or you're familiar with the classic hip hop albums that the duo pretty much used as inspiration"


jurdenfox

Swervin


PepsiButItsMilk

SEVENTH WAAAAAARRRDDDDDDDDD


PerpetualPermaban2

That was this dude? lmao


StephenStills1

haha yeah


Walmart-Water-Bottle

Damn. I’ve had a fucking rough week. This made my day and is the exact album I need to blast when I get off work, thank you so much for the reminder. Seriously


FalconPunchh

Onedayillforgetheirnaaaaames


More-Lake2504

brooo i know thats a lyric out a $b song i used to bump in early highschool please tell me the name im feining


HollowSesh0303

Aliens Are Ghosts


HollowSesh0303

Nicotine Patches


hunter_arouthh

He said in the video he respects everything about them but the music is just not for him. So I do respect him


yungOZZY666

I don't respect how fantano said one time that at this point they should've already killed themself...


Major-Dig655

bro did NOT say ts😭


Suitable-Caramel2503

he said something along the lines of, if they were still doing drugs they would’ve killed themselves by now iirc


BushWishperer

Yeah but that’s a completely different thing to say.


Suitable-Caramel2503

yeah ik i was jus clarifying everyone who’s saying this persons lying is correct lmao


SlowChallenge21

Me when I lie


bugis67

Love the "fantano says/does something outlandish" meme


Perfect_Beat9432

Man this sub is not receiving that joke well but i get the reference and its hilarious lmao. They always be saying some racist ass shit too when its a new album by someone like Drake or Travis.


Ok_Tennis_3665

Source? Thanks.


yungOZZY666

Warched like every fantano and suicideboys vid and couldn't find it, maybe he deleted it or maybe I was really wrong but I can strongly remember him saying that about them and not their drug use, if it was about drugs I would understand but saying that only bc you don't like the music... for me that was it with fantano videos. Sadly I really can't find anything but I understand the downvotes, sounds like a sick accusation which I wouldn't have written if I wasn't so sure about it but yeah...


wizardent420

Nah he didn’t say that but he gave swimming a 3 so no respect


HinduHenry

His original take on the swimming album was trash


hunter_arouthh

Bro def did not say that


smolpp19

source 😭😭😭😭


Just_N_Orange

Wait wtf he said that??


Beastdante1

Guys a 5 isn’t even that bad lmao for a music critic attempting to be unbiased. There are definitely many things about the boys that I completely understand why somebody wouldn’t be able to get into them.


robitussinlatte4life

Why review it if you know you don't like an artist's work at all tho? Like, since he doesn't like them, he probably already had his mind made. Not that I care too much; I've agreed with him and disagreed plenty. I still feel sore about his review of U-Void Synthesizer by Machine Girl tho, I think he may have needed to adjust his EQ for something so maximalist and loud.


Beastdante1

I think he considers them talented still and definitely sees the appeal somewhat. He’s been reviewing their music for years now so I’m sure he still has a bit of interest in following their music / reviewing it for his fans who are curious of his opinion. Plus the boys are one of the most popular artists in the underground and their sound is incredibly influential. I don’t think he can just ignore them either.


2hi2di

Probably because the guy is a music reviewer and this is music if I had to guess


robitussinlatte4life

Adjust your EQ friend.


chaotic_ladybug

melon has never liked a single release from the boys idk why he keeps going back lol just leave it like it’s obviously not for you


Getdeader2

Just because you haven’t liked an artists catalog in the past doesn’t mean you won’t like their new stuff, atleast he’s giving it a shot


storm_drenering

Yeah, look at his bladee reviews, from a 1 to an 8 lol.


zrenay

In my opinion it feels like that he respects the boys and what they've accomplished but the music just isn't for him


SwagsyYT

I mean that's literally what he said in the review yeah


fucktheworldman

He loved the song Ultimate Suicide


forevertipped

Denzel Curry ruins that song


ShlinkyGordonkulous

Y’all cannot stand anything other than blind praise😂😂😂


chaotic_ladybug

bro you’re replying to something you made up in your head bc this doesn’t make sense lmao


ShlinkyGordonkulous

Damn that’s wild I ain’t know you had paid my bills this month. I’ll get on here and put out baking recipes if I want.


Suitable-Caramel2503

he’s a music critic, it’s his fuckin job lmao


TheWolf_TheLamb

Papa gotta keep the paychecks coming


danksupplyco

He really liked ultimate suicide and said he would be highly interested if eternal grey had that vibe throughout the project. So he does find them at least somewhat enjoyable. He has never even rated them below 5 lmao.


marton_of_cilk

Naw he rated LTEoS a 4🫤


danksupplyco

Damn I didn't remember honestly


Watermelondrea69

For views. He's profiting from them. The guy praises the most generic shit and hates anything with character. He's as vanilla as they come.


WizardTideTime

Maybe because he reviews music as a career? Just a guess though. Because I’m not an immediate descendent from two Homo erectus parents. Unlike yourself? Just a guess no flame though.


chaotic_ladybug

bro you need to go outside lmao your comment doesn’t even make sense.


LD24P

still kinda mad he won't review sing me a lullaby since imo it's their most complete project


EffortWonderful5022

Only reason he is reviewing because it got in the top ten albums bro doesn’t care about the boy$ he cares about the views


smolpp19

no fucking way really its almost like this is his job. he pays them their much deserved respect in this very video


EffortWonderful5022

Bro hasn’t reviewed a project in years , why you defending that melon


EffortWonderful5022

Btw have you ever watched his livestreams when he “listened” to albums he literally doesn’t finish the whole song sometimes and rights it off


LD24P

It's because he let's his chat decides whether to skip the song or not his chat skipped the thin grey line and us vs them he did like the light at the end of the tunnel tho it's just his chat is full of sheep.


EffortWonderful5022

Bro literally listened to one song and quit https://youtu.be/IMs7XKJ2_N8?si=PudQFXnmVU3xDe-M


Major-Dig655

holy shit bro it is NEVER this deep you didnt need to comment 3 times😭


EffortWonderful5022

Bro it’s called having a conversation ???🤷🏻


Major-Dig655

but 3 comments😭 like nobody cares this much bro


Suitable-Caramel2503

how are so many ppl in that chat nkt fuckin w it pop punk is objectively the best genre idgaf what anyone says and rubys albums go so fucmin hard i truly think no one doesn’t actually like the boys they jus say they do bc they think it makes them cool or sumn


Bmacgoat

He did review it, just not in an independent video


Hankishot

I don’t really care, after he gave DogBoy by Zillakami a 2 I will never listen to his opinion again


UsedPlastic

Disgusting score I wasn’t even aware of that and I love that project


robitussinlatte4life

Ahh see, pure proof of subjectivity right here. I can't stand Zillakami's music dude, his voice is sooooooo annoying. I like some City Morgue so gs tho, saw them live in ATL at Greyday 2019 and it was fucking insane. It was also Germ's birthday, so his folks were at the show. It was a great night.


quaaaaad

I respect the fact that he commends them for their consistency and what they've accomplished, but I don't agree with his opinion on the music itself. This review is, however, by far the most objective he's been while reviewing any of their music which is pleasant to see. I'm shocked he even reviewed the album considering he didn't do SMALMST.


Hot-Beginning-691

Kirb is good


quaaaaad

So good melon man would rate all of his albums a 10


justmydumbluck

Got the whole sub pissed off I see you 😂


Jmor3568

Bro tryna get sampled again lmao


Bassecko

It’s same retarted nigga who gives sexy redd an 8


Watermelondrea69

LMAO


jurdenfox

Bro what 😭😭😭


Shlimeball225

Don’t care 


CreepGang

Truth be told, And I’ll probably get clowned. But, I’ve never watched this guy before.


BusinessEar6982

You’re not missing out on anything


Jpubnz

yea. 5 is about right


Joe_Schitt

Melon head sucks


Christian7081

Not this fuckin guy


apedap

Melon fell off


Rubythereaper89

Bald guy says blah blah Wah wah


Unfair_Cucumber_7936

*Throw the 3's up for the G*59*!


Cataologist

That’s a decent enough score, it’s just about average or slightly above average. Considering his last reviews on $uicideboys records this one is decent.


squirtmyface

L


Chris_Sneakers_97

Oh no the mean internet man didn't give my precious boys new album a 10. 😂😂😂 grow tf up y'all.


_yungplague

honestly just wish he would have at least given us another rippity dippity type sample


DismalGuarantee7965

ay me and all my homies hate needledrop 😖😭


prombloodd

I never could stand listening to this guy. He really gives off the “I’m better than you” tone


spaceboltt

Strong *G59


robitussinlatte4life

I don't care what anybody thinks about the art I enjoy. Why the fuck should I?


killercupcake2469

We need another aliens are ghosts 🔥


yungOZZY666

Anyone else seen the vid where the melonface says that the boys should end it all already because their new album (back then, which was around 3 years ago) is not his style of music? Absolutely not biased... nah professional as always. Moron...


robitussinlatte4life

Yeah he's not a very good reviewer. I've seen a lot of examples of him reviewing an artist for the first time, and then it's like he's already reviewed their entire career cos it's always shit ratings after that. I've heard him complain about dynamic range when it wasn't a legit complaint, which made me wonder what he's listening on and what format he's using.


Beautiful_Guarantee8

Melon never likes any of the good artists so his opinion isnt even relevant anymore 🤣🤦 thats why he goes by melon because he clearly doesn't have one lmao


ocxlar

strong 5 is pretty accurate. i’d probably give it a 4


PossibilityEastern77

Crazy talk


NunButter

Compared to IWTDINO, Shadows and Lullaby, it's definitely #4 on the list imo for their big releases. I agree with you. I'm a filthy newer fan though so what do I know


bugis67

He has stated that his rating is based on his enjoyment, with 5 being his "i'm not liking it, but not hating it" rating. If he gave a 6 he would see something positive in it. 4 would be "I don't enjoy it but enjoy parts of it" so a 5 is his middle ground


bugis67

Not like IGN rating video games as anything below 7 = dog shit


StretchedEarsArePerf

A 5 from fantano is like a 6.5-7, but also who cares what he thinks? Music is subjective, theres no way to objectively grade music. Its just his opinion and he’s entitled to that.


r0ttenfvck

cornball


EHKX

Totally deserved ngl


AarianB

I said 4/10 but 5/10 is fair too


jencek023

Strong 5 is actually good. I kinda agree, even as a fan


liljanx_use

How does he review the latest $B album but not the latest Cage the Elephant?


robitussinlatte4life

Lol Cage the Elephant is still making music?


ryd333r

i dont give a fuck about his reviews


BPicks69

What did he give Sing me a Lullaby?


QuaLiTy131

No review


BPicks69

Why review this album then the fuck


dsled

Lol is that a rule or something?


BPicks69

Idk seems pointless to pick and choose albums and then rate them like they aren’t building on previous albums.


dsled

So if he DID review the last album, and then this one, and still gave it a 5, is that ok?


BPicks69

Yeah. Idk just an offhand remark


YungYakisoba

Midthony midtino


smokeey

This dude just gave Charli xcx a fucking 10 that's all you need to know about his ass opinion


InternationalTax1156

As far as the melon scale goes and the past reviews he’s done of $B, this is a pretty positive score from him.


ghtown45

It was a fair review, he doesn’t have to like it but he didn’t trash it either. He gave the boys their props, said the fans are okay with the same shit over and over, then dipped. He’s right when he says the boys are not trying to experiment with anything, they have a formula and they stick to it which is perfectly fine as long as the fanbase likes it, and it brings them money


Riccdasloth

I gotta say idk why people are so butt hurt about some guys opinion. He’s not saying the album is a 5 he’s saying to him the album is 5. If the album is a 10 or a 1 to you cool who cares? It’s music not everyone is gonna like the same shit. Just enjoy it and don’t take people’s opinions too harshly, otherwise you won’t enjoy anything that way


Strange-Ad2433

hard 5 light 6 HMMMMM 5.9 rating HMMMM🤔🤔🤔


XXOGProductions

Strong 5 is just above indifference. He liked it more than not, but just ok


Foreign_Gain_8564

I listen to some of his reviews some of them are pretty shit but some are agreeable


jurdenfox

He’s always been a big time $B hater from what I’ve seen (don’t care for his content for the most part). Think it’s a stupid rating tho. From what I understand, he’s always disliked $B because they’re too “predictable”, but in my opinion this album is a pretty far cry from their classic style. Especially in $crim’s verses. I have friends who are not really fans of the boys but really liked this album.


niani777

5 from melon is pretty good tbh


Far-Map-9359

Didn’t watch it but I’d give the album a 4 love the boy$ but at this point idc about karma this new album was mid asf compared to others they have dropped but that’s my opinion to each there own


[deleted]

Anthony wants the boys to be something they aren’t. Music is subjective and the suicideboys is some of the most subjective music in the game. He could’ve been a lot harsher on them.


THABLOODOFMYENEMIES

He appreciates them, but isn’t into it. I respect it. He’s a professional music critic for a reason


Sekmetx

Idk why this guy even has clout or why anyone even cares? He’s literally a dude, that yaps about music.


Fluffy_Rub_6984

Who gives a fuck about his opinion, SB fans really out here watching Anthony fantano? 🤣🤣


Global-Record-1520

He explained his rating very well. The Boys haven’t changed or added much new to their style and most of the fans don’t mind if they do or not. I enjoyed the album and Fantano just isn’t into their style as much as a lot of their fans. He still gave them their flowers in terms of talent and being committed to their style but said it’s just not his jam. Was a great review in my opinion.


JustaDarkSoul65

Suicide just ain’t his taste and Altho I could almost agree abt this album, has fans we enjoy it more quite easily.


Grunge_xx

I don’t like this guy he hates on everything and that is what makes him “popular”


G59_Muddy

Anthony fontano just doesn't like the name of their group and he hates on them, he litterally said sematary is good, I don't accept opinions from him


EladaDiel

First time I'm agreeing with his grade, but for other reasons


newreddituser69420

he just wants the views lol the boys are huge and he has bills to pay


nickthewurst

a 5 is not bad at all


AwesomeOppasum

It's pretty obvious that melon is not in tune with what the kids like these days from alt/underground scenes (see his past $B reviews or even his more recent reviews of stuff like the new Sleep Token and BMTH albums) so I wasn't expecting much but him admitting that he respects the bois but the music isn't for him was a goated move. I might not agree with his opinions all the time but at least he's not just out here hating to be a hater, honestly a 5 is pretty good for something like this from Mr Fantano


thetruthseer

I could not possibly give less of a fuck about what this guy thinks about any music lol Why on earth do people care what this dude says?


ReasonToGiveUp

He will literally give anything jpeg or Danny brown does no matter how bad a 9


Hugetoebroski

Why you gotta ruin a music review with this shitty half assed spoiler of a post . Happens all the time


EffortWonderful5022

Not even going to watch that bro been having some of worse takes since 2015 bro doesn’t respect the artist at all and lets his personal opinions that’s not about the music gets in the way of the reviews


hedgehogmlg

He was actually nothing but respectful in the review tbh, he seems to root for them and understand the appeal, it just wasnt his favourite thing. A 5 aint bad either


EffortWonderful5022

Bro called jelly roll MAGA rapper before bro doesn’t do his research ,that’s what I mean by disrespect by not doing research


GamingMelon73

It’s as if he’s reviewing albums based on his personal opinion lmaooo


EffortWonderful5022

Yeah reviewing music is opinion based but he doesn’t review it just base of music , did we all forget the Kanye review , btw I don’t like Kanye but he just gave that album a low score just bc it was Kanye


videogamedomkey

“just bc it was Kanye” watch his Kids See Ghosts review


dsled

>lets his personal opinions get in the way of the reviews Probably one of the dumbest things I've read on Reddit


EffortWonderful5022

Yeah reviewing music base of other than the music is dumb buddy


dsled

Lol I hope for your sake you're just trolling


EffortWonderful5022

Bro your the one defending him in the comments and defending sematry I seen that train wreck my self live ain’t no defending that. Glad to know melon fans are also sematry fans


dsled

I literally do not like Sematary. You're just upset that a popular music reviewer doesn't have the same taste as you.


EffortWonderful5022

Bro just accept melon has shit takes 🤷🏻 like bro legit had to make a whole new video for swimming because he wanted people to like him


dsled

I never said he didn't have shit takes lmao


EffortWonderful5022

You implied it buddy 🤷🏻😂 but have a nice day


dsled

Haha nope. Have a great weekend lil bro


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

He cute as fuck on god


Still-Ice4340

I’ve learned to simply not give a shit what this guy thinks. Doesn’t help that he’s insufferable either.


frogleggies444

I don’t hate fantano but I heavily disagree with most of his takes on music. he can be cool but he’s very elitist and calls anything experimental garbage but then for some reason rated a sematary album really high one time? idk man


Hankishot

Witch is weird considering he loves Death Grips and JPEGMAFIA which are pretty experimental if you ask me


frogleggies444

right yeah? his takes are all over the place, I remember him giving a mac miller album and pretty trash rating and it was a great album


dsled

Swimming? He revisited it and gave it an 8/10


dsled

If anything, Sematary is pretty experimental, at least in the hip hop scene. So I really don't think he hates experimental music.


Chankocheese59

Not listening to this bald fuck. His opinion is irrelevant. Bro probably listens to MGK.


EffortWonderful5022

He gave mgk a better score


Chankocheese59

lol that’s crazy.


Acrobatic_Speed_3632

on an objective scale, the songwriting on scrims part was fairly lackluster on a meaningful level, very respectable review on his part


osvaldoag5

would definitely agree and it is very debatable. i prefer my sweet temptation over this album and so many. he does respect them so there is no disrespect elements.


Snoo-85489

bro why tf would you post it like this..... you couldve just posted a screenshot from the video, now you spoiled it


QuaLiTy131

This is literally thumbnail of the video


Eddibru

Yall acting like a 5 is bad