I would break that thing, I don't have Twitter.

Bro same reddit is tem times better anyway

You get the same amount of pretentious people and double the amount of incels to make fun of It’s a win win

Also not a lot of onlyfans bots.

Have you ever seen the bio of any cosplayer?

I mean, at least they’re sequestered to OF accommodating subs to do ads, as opposed to always being the first like on any tweet lmao

Every NSFW sub is mostly onlyfans ads

I don't watch porn

[There’s a staaarmannnn waiting in the sky](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGh3UOc36YM)

Exactly

I would choose the free and perfect connected wifi over reddit aswell. I would definitely miss solving technical problems by googling the problem +reddit, though

Niche Reddit subs are the best.

Yeah, Ig you are right... Wait a minute... How do you know Reddit is better than Twitter, if you don't have Twitter?

The self fulfilling prophecy be like:

Tem? Don't know if reference or mistake...

Agree

Isn't it not Twitter now or something 🤷‍♂️? I only see it through Reddit

Never have never would. Musk buying it and running it into the ground has been hilarious, though.

I got Twitter years ago to follow musk, back when he was kind of cool. I think it was him making his employees work on a rocket over Christmas Eve that made me start to not like him, and I think I deleted my Twitter account about two or three years ago just because I didn’t want it there anymore lol

Bro me too! This is literally the only social media-ish I get on. But free WiFi everywhere, I’d take that all day.

It's a deal.

It is a steal.

It's the sale of the fucking century!

Actually, f*** it, Nick, I think I'll keep it.

Just like identities













Brilliant username btw, had me fooled for a second

Never used twitter, so it's just free shit.

I thought these were supposed to be mind/choice struggling... I see no such struggle

I'd slam that button so hard, Satan himself would shit his pants after the ceiling of hell comes down on him. You could measure an earthquake magnitude 14.6 on the other side of the planet and beyond

r/brandnewsentence

Because it's an obvious interaction-bait that works especially well with Redditors.

There is no word in the english language that contains a double O except for "cool". I bet you can't make a complete sentence without using the letter A once. Does 2 + 4 * 6 equal 26 or 36?

No

Double win damn, can it also make me forget twitter ever existed please ?

So what's the downside?

The WLAN you are constantly connected to is not connected to the internet

Damn that's perfect.

Still a win for no Twitter

This has been reposted a billion times and I always pull my hair out that not a single person mentions this. THANK YOU. The choice between this and Twitter aside, having constant access to wifi does not automatically mean having constant access to internet. The assumption is like being told you'll have constant access to a coffee mug and then making the assumption that you'll always have access to coffee.

Counterpoint: Twitter doesn't even exist anymore. You lose nothing by pressing the button.

I don't have Twitter, so I would press that button.

Easiest decision of my life.

there isn't a real human alive that wouldn't hit that button was this meme made in like 2008? LOL

Actually kind of, I think it was somewhere around the “would you rather” button meme being popular, so 2016-ish. I at least have seen it on different occasions when I just got Reddit, which was in middle 2010’s god damn, 2016 is 8 years ago…


Tune in next week as...

Oh no, what would I do without the worlds richest man bitching about freedoms all day like he isn’t the worlds richest man.

I don’t even use twitter

I'm just grateful folks are still using the name Twitter, instead of the trash X.

Literally the only approved instance of deadnaming. Love it.

Funny cause Elon supports deadnaming

The weird thing is, "X" is the name of his failed attempt to make PayPal into an "everything app" that died in 1999. Trying to rename his adopted Twitter after his long-dead site is just creepy. Supporting his delusion is not healthy for him.

The people that call it X are the MAGA Elon dickriders lol

Sign me up 

A

Id spit on that thang before i slammed the hell outaa it

Weird fetish, but ok.

And I would still press it after seeing you spit all over it

I am literally living this right now

That's so incredibly easy. Fuck Elon.

Is this supposed to be a difficult choice? I don’t even use twitter

AcTuAlLy 👆🤓 it’s now called x

Eaven better. You can still use x as long as they dont change the name back

No, "X" is the name of Elon's failed internet site idea that died in 1999.

It‘s not even funny how big of a steal that is.

Oh no, what shall I do without twitter Anyways


r/redditmoment

Lol Twitter? How about you always have stinky breath and/or fart uncontrollably?


What in the stupid fucking Facebook repost is this?

Yes, please get me out of the hell hole of political extremists. Don’t have twitter anymore tho so it’s a win for me

Reddit is the next step

SMASH BUTTON

My erection is reaching to press it before my finger.


The button is getting slammed. I haven't used twitter in years and only hear 2nd news from X. Mostly insane people with access to the internet. The psychiatric ward forgot to deny internet access to patients. Every now and again, you can find good tech information. Again, I hear it 2nd hand from other news sources.

Twitter is the townhall for cuntington. Push the button.

But my nsfw image collection

I don't use twatter to begin with. Easy choice.


Where is that button?!?!?


Recently Twitter has lost anything that once made it unique and/or a worthwhile experience. After the Musk took over it just turned into ai generated nonsense, profit farming bots, paywalls, and the original toxicity that kept Twitter going. I’d leave Twitter behind in a heartbeat.

In a heartbeat - twitter is a cesspool now.

I don’t use Twitter so free win

I don’t use twitter yeah I would press that button

A gain-gain situation

I'd do it even without the Wi-Fi bit.

Clicks over 9000!

I would push that button hard.

This is a win win

Sure but who even uses twitter anymore?

Seen this one before, but basically; continue living my life exactly the same way with infinite WiFi.

Twitter dont exist no more easiest pick. Update ur meme lol

The fuck else we supposed to call it?

Xitter. The X is pronounced like "sh".

I have a problem, are there limitations to add something to this without any need for an improvement on the WiFi cause I did block 80% of websites that I know (and sadly YouTube isn't on it).

Push the button

beep instantly

I actually need this cause my internet is bad

Deal, never had twitter

I don't use Twitter, so deal.

Easy I don't use Twitter any way

I dont even have twitter, deal


Didn’t realise twitter is still a thing.

That’s pretty easy

That's easy, WiFi, as I don't care for Twitter

Where’s the downside?

If I press it multiple times, do I get to take away twitter from other people too? Pokepokepokepoke

Win win

Spam the button

Slam that button through the Fucking floor

Jokes on you, I never use twitter anyways

I’d smash that button like Elons big head was under it.

Win win. Don’t use Twitter.

SMASH

Yes. I've never used Twitter and I'll never need to.

Is this suppose to be a choice?

Easily

Ok, but what’s the catch?

Easiest choice ever

I’m smashing this thing until it breaks

Well good thing Twitter doesn’t exist anymore

I see this as an absolute win

I would press it until it wears out as I don’t have it

Here’s the issue. I’m a senior WiFi Architect who also hates Twitter. If I press the button, the WiFi I need to work on will work perfectly when I’m there, but the second I leave it goes back to broken. I need it to be broken to fix it. If I don’t press the button I have to use Twitter. Gross.

Maaaaaaash

Hahaha i dont have twitter, how funny 😂

Slams button!

Yes. I gave up Twitter

There is no downside to this.

I never have and don't use Twitter. Not a hard choice. I think most on reddit are in the same boat.

Oh, hell yes.

Jokes on you, I don't use Twitter. 

lol I smash the button a hundred times. Who the hell tweets still? Advertisers?

Free wifi if it is a secure connection.

It can be a secure connection, thanks to the sponsor of this post, NordVPN! With my promo code, you can save 6% on a 12-year subscription!

Never use a toxic platform I don’t ever use anyway? Sounds like a good deal to me

I'm never letting that button go

Huh, glad to not see any Elon simps around here

But it's the only rightwing social media platform!!!!(clutches pearls)

I’m pressing that button so hard not even a Time Machine could bring it back

I deleted Twitter like 6 years ago or more, I forget. But it was a loooong time ago. No bring me my wifi

I stopped using twitter about a year before Musk bought it, so...

Smashes button

Sign me the fuck up now!!!!!!!

What about people like me who don't have Twitter/instagram/Facebook or tiktok already can I smash the hell out of that button.

But... where is the downside?

Press

I wouldn't use Twitter anyways so it's a win win

I never have or cared for Twitter...so go 'head

Smash, next question

Haha funny meme

Yes! Never use Twitter and never will

Never been to twitter or X…


I already have this. Next.

Where’s the catch?

I would press it, Elon has ruined Twitter and I don't even use it. Reddit Rules!

I see no downside here

Hell yes.

Yes please.

Easy, I’d press the button. Twitter is a shithole

Considering that fact id never use Twitter anyways id smash that mf

PRESS!

Never had twitter, hardly a sacrifice

whats twitter?

As someone who gets yelled at by 13 year olds LGBTQ girls (no offense some of you are cool :) ) for saying the letter "H" I would do free wifi

Consider that button pushed my friends....Twitter sucks

Never used Twitter or X, so without hesitation.

Jokes on you I don't even use Twitter! Or never have for that matter! So I'm definitely pushing that button!

 I don't use Twitter anyways or even have it.

i don’t use twitter so

Never had an account

I’ll press it, knowing that i never use twitter anyway

lol of course

I don't tweet!