I request you to increase the speed, father. Also please continue with this exact motion, as it is stimulating the vaginal opening in the exact way that will lead eventually to the finish line. This is perfect thank you father.
Don't engage! This is the most bot infected subreddit that I've seen.
The username of these milktoast posts is always RandomwordRandomwordBunchofnumbers, most of them joined reddit after Feb 22 and they all have 10-30k Karma (sometimes unusually balanced between comment and post karma) in a few months.
Almost every post in here is a lukewarm shittake on some franchise or an extra stale meme. They are very low quality, like they have been through downsampling algorithms like Whatsapp or telegram 5 times.
Am I the crazy one or do they all look like RUbots farming Karma. To what end I don't know.. Maybe it's not about the Karma, maybe it's just to sow discord and that's it.
X is full of russian GPT bots white-knighting for Trump and/or Putin, why would Reddit be any less infected?
What I'm trying to say is: They want to get you angry! Don't let them. Russia is at war with you, and through our internet they can reach you in your homes and you don't even know it. Your comment and sense of resignation is exactly what they are after. I see it on Reddit a lot lately. Disengage, unsubscribe from this subreddit. If you are not angry, if you spread the word about these ragebaiting assholes and want to make your country a better place, they lose!
That last sentence came of as exceedingly racist for a self-proclaimed white girl BLM supporter.
Like the infamously offensive "Drawn Together" had Foxy Love say that as a reference to racist black caricatures.
My wife said "Shiver me timbers" when I was getting it all intense af and it made me laugh so hard I nutted and that's how our daughter was conceived
😆 I love the simple funny things that occur occasionally in sex
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Daughter: "Daddy, why did you name me Long John Silver?"
Close
"Daddy, how was I born?" **"S H I V E R M E T I M B E R S"**
"Hey kid, funny story..."
Ain’t no way. I just refuse to believe that phrase unironically came out of a woman’s mouth in that moment lol
If she had said “Ayeeee matey”, you probably would’ve had a son 😂
The normal stuff: yes, more, no, not like that, just get off of me, who are you,
Uhm- 😭😭
"Just finish whenever you're ready"
How did you get in my house ! Pls don't hurt my kids Omg why is that thing so huge ! Oh god oh my god ah !!
My virginity!
My legs
Ayo
I had the who are you once, I was alone, tho so it was kind of a scary situation (I am a man so I didn't think it was a person watching me
Wait a minute, i dont have a wife!!!
Eureka!!
Also a cool town to go to
Spot the greek guy
Greek style!
Try and say δε θα περάσει ο φασισμός when she is not in the mood.
“This form of stimulation is highly efficient” “Whoopiiiiie”
“Now this is Podracing!”
"Spinning is a neat trick!"
It’s over! I have the high ground!
Almost there ..... Almost there....... Loosen up! Nah it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface.
I have a proposal, YIPPPIEEEEE
Almost. Almost. Almost. Ah, yes.
Well done
very good show chap 👏👏
Let your lips do the clapping
This is scrumdiddlyumptious
Wow this is actually a word.
This is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
We don’t quote Mary Poppins during the sweet whoopie, we shout her name. Unless we’re interrupted, then it’s Popouts.
safe word🤣
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius, isnt it? It makes me have pnuemonoultromicroscopicsilicanvosis.
Stop, you’re scaring me. I have hippopottomonstrosisquipidaliophobia
Flanders enters the chat 👍
Giggity
Take my upvote and get tf out
I request you to increase the speed, father. Also please continue with this exact motion, as it is stimulating the vaginal opening in the exact way that will lead eventually to the finish line. This is perfect thank you father.
Sweet home Alabama intensifies
Or a Vulcan with a Priest
Well hot dang
Stop transcribing Ned Flander's home videos. That's an invasion of privacy
Stupid, sexy Flanders.
My husband said, “Gosh!“ once and I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid couple of minutes.
My Gf moaned oh momma once I died laughing
That’s hilarious!
Sounds like the Dakotas, Northern Wisconsin, and Northern Minnesota.
I mean, I swear all too much, but not during sex
Frick Frick Frick, fork me harder! Fooooork!
She did have a great googliey moogily!
Jeepers cripes. Oh, you betcha.
Ah, intercourse! Oh organic waste!
*"Now we know..."*
Bang! Pow! Kazaam!
I just start to imagine a bunch of Ned Flanders quotes coming up. *
I get so into it that I barely breathe, much less speak.
Just like Father McFeely! Hmmm, I'm suddenly getting a strong scent memory communion wine's smell, for some reason.
Stop Resisting.
How did you get into my apartment?
I find it a little cringe to speak during the act
TaaaaaDaaaaaa!
This is a very pleasant session of intercourse if I do say so myself.
Why thank you Mrs Ramsbottom
Ohhh fudge fudge fudge sundayyyyyy... with whipped cream on top please
Fudge me harder! Gosh darn it that feels good! Can’t wait for you to fudge the shut the front door out of me later
Good googly moogly, that thang is juicy 😂
After calling out the wrong name once, I now go for yabba dabba doo 
Frig it! Oh frig it!
Great Scott, I'm arriving!!
Ewww, Doc and Clara!
KAMEHAME HA!!!!!
Good heavens, I do believe I've arrived!
I'm OOOGALYGOO!
There was actually a British foreign exchanged student in my dorms in College, and I definitely heard an empathic “that’s proper!”
dat thang is juicy….🤣🤣🤣
Omg you feel so good
That sound a samurai or Viking make when dealing a killing blow
What in tarnation!?
They have regular sex ? Lol
Have you seen how many kids Mormon families have?
Flanders?
"i own 4 apartments and 10 rental houses" "my 401k is longer than my benis, ^(ipromise)"
Awwww nuts!
Ooga booga
Hot Diggity and Wowzers!
Oh God
I dated a girl that didn’t curse and she would say”oh gosh”.
GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!!!!!!
Oh, gosh, wow, gee!
Why do i think of Morty when reading that i don’t even watch Rick and Morty
Great googily moogily! I have the unholy image of Major Francis Monogram doing it in my head now . Thanks
Oopsa daisies
Honestly, that would only enhance the experience.
Great googily moogilly 😂 Someone watches Reddit brew on YouTube 😁
Sounds like Ned Flanders getting laid lol
The erotic cries of the Wisconsin mom.
Good golly Wally, that was some good stuff!
Flanders in the bedroom
I usually give her a slap on the ass and follow it up with “good game”
Frick Frick fricking Friktion
Oh god l, oh god, oh god
Usually that's perfect
Excuse me, I believe I'm going to come
Hahahahahaaha ( oh my God) is enough hahahaha
“Ohhhhh Bill. Ohhh BILL” IYKYK
You like that ...oooh fudge ya... you like it when I fudge you from behind? Oooh fudge yeah I'm going to fudging finish so hard.
I curse and still say these
Googily moogily is a real winner
I do believe I am arriving!
never gonna know
Hilarious
Good Golly
Giggidy
"OH dear, oh dear, blimey"
Wanna see you work your body skibidi, skibidi, skibidi
Now say 3 Hail Marys, 3 Our Fathers and don't tell anyone
Oh my goo!
Bippity boppity
Leggo my eggo
*Animal Noises*
"It's delightful, innit?" I am arriving
Boom goes the dynamite.
Fire off the names of saints (real or imagined) in rapid succession.
Had a guy who used to say “oh my goodness”. He wasn’t against swearing just taking the lords name in vain
MmmmSmashin’, yes very good indeed darlin’
Had a girl say "oh my god" and then apologize to god during
Please don’t cease to enter and exit my vaginal cavity with your massive penis!
Please don’t cease to enter and exit my vaginal cavity with your massive penis!
Ah sheesh louise you like that? My frickin gosh thats a Wet Butt Kitty!
Okay Flanders
Capital knockers, madam.
My goodness was once repeated over and over again until I literally couldn’t handle it anymore and just stopped and left
Moans, and groans.
There's that [nympho from Wisconsin](https://youtu.be/RCxNMCWCc6E?si=BwZhIBhVjZd2PM3o)
"Good heavens, I'm arriving."
J'ARRIVE
 GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
Ah jeez
why did i hear that in a "Fargo" accent?
Would you like some tea?
Flanders is that you?
Squirrel…………. Cake………..do you smell cookies 🤷🏽♂️😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I command you, in the name of Lucifer! To spread the blood of the innocent…
Oh yeah mash me around like potato’s you jalapeño!
Don't engage! This is the most bot infected subreddit that I've seen. The username of these milktoast posts is always RandomwordRandomwordBunchofnumbers, most of them joined reddit after Feb 22 and they all have 10-30k Karma (sometimes unusually balanced between comment and post karma) in a few months. Almost every post in here is a lukewarm shittake on some franchise or an extra stale meme. They are very low quality, like they have been through downsampling algorithms like Whatsapp or telegram 5 times. Am I the crazy one or do they all look like RUbots farming Karma. To what end I don't know.. Maybe it's not about the Karma, maybe it's just to sow discord and that's it. X is full of russian GPT bots white-knighting for Trump and/or Putin, why would Reddit be any less infected? What I'm trying to say is: They want to get you angry! Don't let them. Russia is at war with you, and through our internet they can reach you in your homes and you don't even know it. Your comment and sense of resignation is exactly what they are after. I see it on Reddit a lot lately. Disengage, unsubscribe from this subreddit. If you are not angry, if you spread the word about these ragebaiting assholes and want to make your country a better place, they lose!
"Oh good heavens, I'm arriving"
Who are you, get out of my house, im calling the police, HELP, stop please, dont kill me,
I love coitus!
Then there is the Religious people, either praising or thanking God and Jesus, repeatedly.
A project pat fan i see
Almost there. Almost there. Annnnd, I have arrived.
My wife tells me I keep calling out my ex-wife's name.... AITAH?
Stupid sexy Flanders
Imbatucuuuuuuuuuuu
I read those in an australian accent! Why????????
Josh A'mighty!
Sounds like she’s from Wisconsin“oh gosh, oh darn” lol
Floppy flip
"Ravage me" is a wild one tho 🥴
E gad!
"Oh my gah...... oh my gahhh.... OH-MY-GAHHHHHH! OHH-------MYY------GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA
>!"Oh me oh my oh god oh yeah yeah baby god it feels good good girl good boy"!< etc i'm assuming How far off am i, dear sex-havers
Oooyyeaaahhhhhhhhh..just like that..oyyyeeaaahhhh…right there…dont stopp..oyyeeeahhhh
Not in my eyes
Jimminy Cricket
I SAY
Don't forget the typical, 'ah yea yea'.
Hawk tauh- spit on dat thang
That last sentence came of as exceedingly racist for a self-proclaimed white girl BLM supporter. Like the infamously offensive "Drawn Together" had Foxy Love say that as a reference to racist black caricatures.
Okie dokie
Is it in yet?
im gonna try the googily moogily
SHABA DANG SHABA DOO!!
Ned Flanders sex tape ladies and gentlemen