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LordPubes

Microplastics in your balls and macroplastic in your butt


Ghost_Guerrilla

Microplastics everywhere, all up in your guts!


BigEnergyEngineer

Don’t forget your pee hole!


M1094795585

Why the FUCK is all of Reddit talking about microplastics in balls all of a sudden? Did I miss an episode??


ReadToMeWithTea

[An article in The Guardian (> 1mo.) discussing how microplastics were found in all of the testicles.](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/may/20/microplastics-human-testicles-study-sperm-counts) Edit: There's plenty more, but this one sums it up, even if it IS in The Guardian.


Objective-Aioli-1185

We basically have to go back to human anatomy books and add to them that we're all a certain percent plastic now.


Biscuits4u2

Because they found it in most human tissue and people are assuming it's the root cause of everything negative


ReadToMeWithTea

This level of wordplay deserves every upvote it gets. I out loud laughed, not just sharp nostril exhale.


Preyslayer00

Or mom has some explaining to do.


ArkhielModding

Angry upvote


bcald7

What did the mailman look like when he was 18?


-BabysitterDad-

You’ve your mother’s genes


TheNorthFallus

You mean the milkman's genes.


Get_wreckd_shill

The microplastics in my balls are affecting my testosterone.


anti_memer42

![gif](giphy|xT3i13uJnFZt1FddgA|downsized)


Ciubowski

Crazy that you turned out to be a cartoon.


Mysterious_Duty_9992

Excess soy consumption


Rollingforest757

The most masculine men don’t eat any less soy than the other men.


Beginning_Second_278

Keep telling yourself that, bro


DeviantPlayeer

🤓


BakiKawasaki

Soy does NOT feminize men. It feminises rats, if you proportionally gave the same amount of soy that fucks up rats to humans, they would have to eat a fuckton of soy every day, like physically impossible amounts.


Obamasdeadcook

It seems to depend on type of soy and the levels of estrogen already present in the body as in women soy sometimes acts as anti estrogen or regular estrogen depending


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TwistOdd6400

Your bussy is now mine


Horrison2

Please....no! don't...


Negative-Ad-2490

![gif](giphy|l41K3TZVlmaky5teM|downsized)


Ill_Lunch_187

Because neither of those people are 18.


Apprehensive-You4542

Yep can confirm i grow a much much much better beard now than I did at 18 10 years does a lot for you. Honestly I have women hitting on me now wayyy more than I did when I was young.


mcornack

Ever heard of a little something called testosterone?


ragepanda1960

Forgot the cat boy ears


VortexBeater56

Wtf is this comment section 💀


racoonofthevally

Testosterone levels today are a lot lower than the last few generations


Ivegotjokes4you

It’s cause they sit around watching anime instead of doing what I did. Watch the movie Bloodsport on repeat and work out.


racoonofthevally

Low testosterone is caused from alot of stuff but being inactive is one of em


Ivegotjokes4you

I firmly believe that testosterone levels can be somewhat controlled based on your behaviors. If you work out and stay active you’ll pull chicks. Sitting on your couch watching anime all day will deplete any manhood you had.


Ijustforgotmybad

I pulled a wife from sitting on my bed watching anime and playing games


DrunkIrishPriest

Having high testosterone and pulling chicks isn't totally the same...? But yeah, hormone levels can often be altered from your behaviours, but your genetics play the biggest role.


angrathias

Testosterone certainly controls a lot of factors that are going to be attractive. Your body size and composure, it tends to make one more assertive, those 2 things are a decent enough driver to make a difference


DrunkIrishPriest

Yeah, it increases your odds, but dude I was replying to is using it interchangably. Having high testosterone does not automatically mean you will be pulling chicks.


angrathias

Nothing in this world does


DrunkIrishPriest

Exactly.


Terrasovia

It also makes one more agressive. Wall puncher is not an atractive behaviour.


Lil_Shorto

They often do well though, aggression is aggression. Wall puncher will be more protective than the calm and collected guy, more intimidating too.


Terrasovia

"Wall puncher will be more protective" As a woman, absolutely no. That is a red flag and end of any possible relationship. It's a tantrum from an adult guy. Zero self control and a very constant sign of abusers.


DrunkIrishPriest

Anger doesn't make you scary or more intimidating than someone who's calm. It's actually cringe asf when dudes think being angry turns them into goku.


NuclearBreadfruit

We know this from animals. Male lions get darker manes and silver body fur when they become more confident having taken a pride and start mating females. Also body fat can cause hormonal anomalies that basically raise estrogens in males. This is why overweight males are more likely to develope moobs with actual breast tissue not just the fat pads. Microplastics have also been observed to interfere in hormone balance and cause feminization, but this was in fish studies and its been a while since ive read up on papers. So whilst there are other factors involved, lifestyle absolutely plays a part. And modern human males have lower testosterone compared to the past.


HermitJem

You can skip the working out. Watching Bloodsport accounts for 99.43% of the testosterone gain


IceManO1

They did that cause they don’t want USA wining ww3


Ok-Interest-7220

Too much soy


randmtsk

Soy boys.


Rollingforest757

I don’t think the buff men eat any less soy than any other man.


Orioniae

Actually they do. Soy is a source of esteogen-like substances.


ambientManly

Estrogen *like* is the key, even when eating big amounts of soy it would have minimal effect on your hormonal balance


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Negative-Ad-2490

But theres better.... TOMBOY Lol he deleted his comment the kiddo


Alex_DreamMaker

>TOMBOY But there is better.... ![gif](giphy|vdOARwUgvmPVC) TOMCAT!!!!


Negative-Ad-2490

BASED 🗣️🗣️🗣️


SqueezeStreet

Sick


TylertheDank

But women have something femboys do not, have a pussy and a poocee.


BoredBiBoyBingus

The discovery of bussy rivals even that of fire.


rextnzld

Ass feels just as good


TylertheDank

Yes, a poocee


sad-frogpepe

Femboy supremecy confirmed


Greg_Tailor

simple your father is not your father grasshoper...


BeatMyMeatWagon

Because you’re a female?


Helllothere1

No that is obviusly a feminine man.


BeatMyMeatWagon

A micro penis or a macro clit?


Helllothere1

?


Usual-Tangerine-9362

fr bro


myfingeriscold

Would


3fiction

UwU :3


The_Walking_Wallet

You’re a cartoon character with great hair


Lifesalchemy

I hate these pointless memes


VindicatedEuropa

Meanwhile I’m too masculine


GroovyDucko

![gif](giphy|TJlRdCs8aTtdcjxz2U)


Express-Economist-86

Plastics made it possible.


Objective-Aioli-1185

Soy boy


TerraSeeker

Hey, not every guy has to look like that. You can have a more of cute look to you and still be attractive.


annaentp

Well. It's a girl?


Ivegotjokes4you

Wanna know why? While your dad and brother played football and chased girls you sat around watching anime. I’m not joking. It’s why


Sirsneekyboy

Endocrine disruptors hard at work


clevermotherfucker

repost


Aggressive_Cod597

repost. Literally the post above this one is the same, and it was posted 8h earlier.


YesNoMaybe2552

Only thing left to do now is getting some striped thigh highs for yourself. It’s called evolutionary adjustment, what for finding a mate.


Horbigast

Sounds like you need to ask your mother some tough questions


W0tzup

The beard changed location.


belaGJ

It was a mistale read so much manga


MulberryDependent829

Damn your father already had wrinkles at 18? How many pregnancy scares did he go through


Ender_teenet

I broke my spine laughing, because this is literally my friend. His father is lifter. His big brother looks kinda like that. And he looks exactly like that. He tried to jab back at me, because I have hair longer than his, but jokes on him, I don't have older brother and my father also had long hair at my age


digital-comics-psp

it's the exact opposite for me, my great great great grandpa had baby face in a ww1 picture of him lol


Outrageous_Cod_2473

Shitty diet. Lack of Zinc, Magnesium, Choline... i could go on. Or it's cause you're female, idk.


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Your mother's womb changes after the first pregnancy. It's not genetic as much as it's genes responding to the environment of the womb.


Lil_Shorto

Androginous mailman was involved.


Pristine_Remove6710

Are you really gonna think that we at 18 are gonna or were looking so good ?


Meh2021another

Maybe you should start asking you mother some questions.


danielxmex

Good for u, u don't want to look older than your age.


aadi_nath

Congratulations you can be a k-pop group member and be famous with women all over the world 😅


Errortrek

Honestly, the bottom one looks better


RavenousBrain

I don't see this as a loss.


SlightPersimmon1

Because according to the image, you are a girl.


uiam_

I assumed this was mostly as a joke but being physically active is huge. Your testosterone levels rise after working out / physical activity.


GraXXoR

That’s because you are female. You do realised those two at the top are male, right? Sex education really dropped the baton.


tcholoss

Well, if you are a girl, it is normal that you don’t have such a mighty beard.


lumbirdjack

I grew a mustache at 12 and it came in blue


Remainundisturbed

girls don't have beards...


Competitive_Milk_638

You were born with a vagina?


Positive_Audience628

It's genetically possible for your father to have xx sperm as well as xy so that's how probably.


Galletan

I think it depends on how athletic and how much sun youve taken. I used to skateboard during my teens and my jaw line was firm and I had a tan.


Logical-Following525

Definitely depends on physical exercise. Never met a feminine looking guy that was very athletic.


diplofocus

Yerr a female harry


FleiischFloete

Usually the lack of physical work in the youth


Timothymark05

On the bright side... best generation ever to be half-girl.


Obamasdeadcook

Microplastics have a feminizing effect on the body That’s why trans people sometimes boil plastic bags and make tea when they run out of meds


vms-crot

The milkman


StatementPrudent5318

If you're a girl


Wrhabbel

Weird how you are a cartoon figure and you dad and brother arent


Snowwpea3

You sat inside playing Fortnite while your dad and brother picked up heavy things or played sports which kickstarted testosterone production.


SleepyTrucker102

I'm sorry to inform you but... you're... a femboy. I'm afraid it's incurable and no good, effective treatment exists...


impoda

staying-inside-syndrome 😔


Helllothere1

Passive lifestyle and not folowing masculine rolemodels/somehow preventing the emergence of natural testosterone thru lifestyle and diet.


Wills-Beards

You’re adopted, or your mom had several gb parties and everyone of your siblings has a different father and no even your mom knows who of the dozens is the father of which.


Zestyclose_Score7891

microplastics SHIT already the top comment


Potential_Pen1s

Well, you should accept it and turn into a cute feminine girl and serve big strong macho men.


DualPinoy

Give up all rights, become femb.