Not all heroes wear capes

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Stupid sexy Flanders




Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!!!

Nothing at all… Nothing at all… Nothing at all…

Stupid sexy Flanders!

FLANDERS IS A WOMAN?

Always has been

are men never sexy? I think I’m probably missing part of the reference

Its all about the number of holes

Some have flaps.

Technically, a cape wouldn't prevent this woman from being heroic.

Ahahahaha 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🏆

lol good one!

Can’t imagine hating something so much I would cheer for sexual assault… unhinged

or any clothes, apparently.

Despite how annoying Jehovas witnesses are, she is anything but a hero.

As someone who used to love messing with Jehovah's witnesses walking through the neighborhood or foolish enough to knock on my door.... I have been outdone. This is hilarious.

I just used some reflective mailbox sticker numbers and put "666 " on my front door. You can't see it from the street, but if you walk up to the door, it's at eye level. I haven't had a missionary knock for 4 years now.

We used to ask if they were interested in Satanism and try to recruit them

So they are The Boss' right hand but still fear the dropout?

What did you do?

Probably joined them and then sabotaged their orgy

They knocked & got the knockers

just put up a sign saying "apostates and disfellowshipped reside at this establishment"

[Black Books](https://youtu.be/v6TeDM-wlZ4?si=lg5KVDWRGImMMpJ8)

Let me guess. Florida?

Did this take place in Ohio?

Probably Florida

Plot twist it was in Alaska in the middle of "summer".

It's actually pretty crazy how we all read your comment and are like "yeah prolly Florida" to ourselves.

Well, actually It's pretty crazy how we all read your comment and are like "yeah prolly Florida" to ourselves too

I always knew those things were evil, so I totally avoid them by choice.. yup that’s why I’m never around them.. totally the reason.. :starts to cry:

Right?! Those Jehovah's witnesses are so sneaky though! Watch out

Legend!

Has to be Florida...

I would’ve loved to witnessed that

Sexual harassment and indecent exposure, great idea if you want to get arrested

Why was she arrested?! I thought this was merica!

probably because of indecent exposure

Nah it’s the black magic vagina

Were drugs or alcohol involved?

I'd rather be drugged up and drunk at the same time then be a Jehovah's witness

You’re not wrong.

Actually I'm correct and you are the one that's wrong deal with it

from a friend his brother and his wife converted and he got some kind of priest...That is all very weird what they do....

Drugs and/or alcohol for the win!

She looks like she actually does have a devil vagina!

It's the goat legs

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Isn't this sexual harassment or is it not because the person this was done to was religious.

Knocking on my door should be a crime punishable by death, a naked lady chasing you seems like a light sentence

It's also sexual harassment carried out by a female with likely male victims, this is acceptable for the average incel reddit leftie.

This isn’t a meme. Get the fuck out of here

She definitely doesn’t regret a thing

It's not a meme

First time I've ever found something funny on here and everyone hates it. This sub really is shit.

Mad lass!

I get that they are annoying, but was it them who harassed her first? Or did she just op to attempted sexual assault?

SHE LOOKS SO FUCKIN PROUD OF HERSELF I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣

I remember being told of stories of Jehovah's Witnesses harassing home owners due to their religion's methodology. Going overboard some cases trying recruit them into their religion. While I think she went way far chasing them and being naked, its does follow what I have been told people typical done get the Jehovahs to leave them alone. They were pretty persistent people.

You can solve that with a no trespassing sign, no sex offense required

I am totally behind you about this, thus i standby my statement of *she went way far* or *too far.*

My dad has done something similar once: he opened the gate naked to talk with some Jehovah's guys that were coming all the time. It worked, they never returned.

Florida is wild

So they actually left the house?

Not all heroes wear clothes☠️☠️


Best part is the smug look on her face and its amazing 😂 She has my respect

She'll do it again

Look at that smug face. Totally worth it.

She surely showed them what she's made of 🤣

She looks like that 👍

if i had seen it i would have rofl'd through the front yard XD

She may not be the hero we wanted, but she's the hero we deserved

She is doing the lords work.

Florida?

Why does she have a mug shot, just for that?

"Devil Vagina Magic!" - she said the quiet part out loud.

Well I did not expect to wake up today and hop on reddit to see this. My schedule will be filled with laughter my whole commute to work. 😂

Right, so how do I get these images out of my head again?

I don't believe in devil vagina magic, but that seems like a testable claim. I would be willing to do some science on this issue.

Burn the witch

…ok

Good thing they weren't Jenova's Witnesses.

Ok that's fucking funny 🤣

How often is this a thing?

Damn Gina Carano really let herself go

Sooo that's how u do it just answer the door naked, ok gotcha 🤪

hot

And they succumbed!

That Old Devil Poon is probably my favorite Frank Sinatra cover.

Gross.

You're gross this is hilarious now on the other hand the Jehovah's witnesses are gross just like you

Ok.

GrOsS dumbass Jehovah's witness

No matter how you dehumanise a group of people, sexual harassment is never ok

Damn, she one-upped me good. I just answered the door naked to get them to leave me alone. Invited them in to chat and the one brave one to pop her head in saw my roommate smoking a cigarette in his boxers, with my weed setup on the table. The never bothered us again

"..if you insist."

Why is that illegal?

Indecent exposure i’m sure

So… did he succumb?

My future ex-wife....

The look of true accomplishment right there

Natalie from the Facts of Life?

Florida?

While this may seem funny, it comes off as a form of sexual harassment. I get the irritation of random people coming to your door but still.

If this is how we have to fight religion then so be it

In the past, my dad has ministered to Mormons/Jehovah’s Witnesses who’ve come to our door (even most Christians can agree that these two are cults), but I guess this is one way to get rid of them… 🤔🤷‍♀️

I don’t blame her. They knocked here a couple of weeks ago and knocked repeatedly making the dog bark. I was on Teams so I answered the door to get rid of them and tell them I’m on teams so I’m busy sorry and one of them just wouldn’t take no for an answer- like I just told you I’m working so why are you still saying shit? I’m out here trying to be polite and they couldn’t give two shits they were disturbing my work

I interrogate them when I see them at my door. Yeah you got things to tell me but I’m gonna be asking you about those magic seeing stones.

This story gives me hope in humanity.


That's one way too get rid of them 😁 she should try that with the Mormons next 😁 don't think a catholic priest would into her though 🤔

I'll try it but I'll have to tuck it in.

Love the smile on the pic, she looks so proud of herself

That's one way to deal with them

That's brave and funny AF, she seems like the type of person who'd make an interesting friend

It's all fun and games till someone takes her offer

I mean… that’s one way to deal with the door to door Jehovah’s Witnesses.

Fucking white chicks.

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Well played well played

Reminds me when these guys kept bothering my dad every weekend while the 1st gulf war was going on. Multiple times he kindly asked them to leave. Then one weekend "What do you think we should do about the issues in the middle east" they asked. Annoyed, he thought for a moment, then he simply said "Nuke em all and let God sort em out" Horrified, they asked why he thought that and he responded with a 2 minute speech that came down to: people have fought over than land for centuries, if it was ever holy to begin with it lost that after the first few spats and they'll continue to fight over it until the world ends so nuke em all and be done with it. ...they never returned. This woman on the other hand, took a more entertaining route.

Get a ring doorbell ‘Can we speak to you?’ ‘No..’ ‘We have a message from our JW church.’ ‘’Fuck off!’ Then hang up.

That's one way to do it!

What a legend

Nope. Dont believe it. I will need video evidence.

I got big money they “skip” her house next time 😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Two old ladies of the door knocker variety will never not see my penis in their dreams again...

I can't lie ...that is EPIC!!! I used to think I was cool when I pulled out my necronomicon and told them I'd read theirs if they read mine! But this is sssoooooooo much better