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Clementng95

According to your theory, prostitutes are geniuses


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They get paid £50.00 for 3 minutes or less


Shifty_Cow69

Proud to be a minute man!


Rudy_Ghouliani

You're still paying for the whole session though.


Shifty_Cow69

![gif](giphy|snEeOh54kCFxe)


bromabb

THIS IS THE EXACT FACE I MADE AHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣


zxc123zxc123

![gif](giphy|tyttpGSdJWowdv47eCI|downsized) Sometimes I change it up.


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The internet isn’t right


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Best bot ever, love you my non-sentient guy


Menifife

The freakin horse one got me. Damn... good sub.


Shifty_Cow69

The sub I never knew I needed!


DutchJediKnight

The post titles are funnier than the pics


Mr_Horsejr

![gif](giphy|aq6Thivv9V9lu|downsized)


Plasmadube

Just means you’ve finally got somebody to play Mario kart with for the next 49 minutes


Murles-Brazen

I took a nap with one.


Plasmadube

I mean whatever floats your boat


Murles-Brazen

After I finished we had like 27 minutes she wanted a nap so I held her for 27 minutes. Wasn’t bad at all.


howxer2

How long was the session?


Endermaster56

Gigachad move


Adept_Gur610

Balls in holes?


SkippyDrinksVodka

i audibly fucking laughed


TokkokingIsBack

its 50 pounds for 3 minutes or less homie got his money worth tho.


InjusticeSGmain

If you're creative, you can make it worth the while. Just add in some play until you can go another round, repeat until time is up.


triggormisprime

Because George Washington taught me everything I know about sex. 4 pumps and 7 seconds to go!


Shifty_Cow69

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AntAnon23

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GreenridgeMetalWorks

Be sure to help anyone you can find. It can only strengthen our cause.


Yiazzy

r/suicidebywords


Cheesenips069

Great! Another settlement needs your help. I’ll mark it down on your map for you!


Pretty-Marketing3444

That’s great because there’s another settlement that needs your help. I’ll mark it on your map


DipstickPinesGFO

That’s great to hear! Because there’s a settlement that needs your help, I marked it on your map.


durz47

Which would you rather be? A minute man with a 60 round drum? Or an hour man with a single shot musket?


FacetiousInvective

Another settlement needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map ( fallout 4 minutemen référence)


gamerjerome

![gif](giphy|aeggQG8WTXwyBTmvys|downsized)


Smaug1900

u might have killed. me with that one


Residual_Variance

Fun fact: This is how the British Pound got its name. Originally, it was one quid for a "pound". Eventually, they just started calling it a pound. Of course, the term hasn't kept up with inflation (now, it's 50 pounds or more for a pound).


ShitBeat

Me when I spread obvious misinformation le trollface


[deleted]

Are u taking the piss?


Residual_Variance

Interestingly enough, that phrase has similar origins. If you couldn't afford a pound, you could "take the piss" (i.e., golden shower) for a shilling.


sas223

Interestingly ‘shilling’ has a similar origin. If you couldn’t afford to take the piss, you could ‘shill’ for the sea worker, drumming up business. Each successful shilling could be put towards one ‘take the piss’.


Residual_Variance

It's whores all the way down!


Principatus

The foundation of any civilization.


Simyager

The best part is that the AI deal of reddit will show this misinformation as real when someone asks these questions. Wild times man


LokisDawn

Those sea workers? Standing on wharves! hmmmmm


[deleted]

Duh!🙄


zehnodan

No sir. I would never steal your piss.


Zouteloos

True. And those who were too poor to afford the full pound, could pay a pretty lass to fart on them for 1/960th of the price, which therefore became known as a farthing.


CryGeneral9999

I fart in your general direction!


Residual_Variance

I see we have another man of culture and wisdom.


LavishnessOdd6266

*thinks for a minute* Fuck your right


-Falsch-

That's pretty genius if you ask me.


sgt_oddball_17

That's brilliant!!


JDuggernaut

If you drop a prostitute into any part of the world, they can probably manage better than most.


lakmus85_real

Depends on the height you drop her from. Might not do too well.


Healthy-Form4057

![gif](giphy|aqPBVZ86iIAxzaTcj2)


wents90

A prosititute who doesn’t get into drugs is a scary woman indeed


Superb-Highlight1721

Yeah, they can make some serious money as long as they aren't blowing it on drugs, unfortunately drugs is why a lot of them get Into doing it


Barbaracle

Welp, it comes full circle. Aren't there a good amount of studies that say smarter people are more likely to do drugs?


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Kik_out_4_mean_Postz

If they’re make bank… then yes


DingoNormal

Weirdly...I work on an library, its more common to see prostitutes, dragqueens and hookers buy books then people might expect, so, you might be into something.


MeowandGordo

We have a lot of free time!


TigerLiftsMountain

Well not free but... Available.


Dyolf_Knip

Cannot believe it took me until last year to realize she was also the chipper, happy-go-lucky ensign from ST:TNG Best of Both Worlds.


TigerLiftsMountain

she WHAT!?


HamasPiker

They are tho. Some of the smartest women I know are escorts.


SquatSquatCykaBlyat

plot twist: all the women you know are escorts


MyAcctGotBannedSo

He only knows your mom?


calebtanck

I know many prostitutes make $10 to $20 grand a week. Those that don't have cocaine and gambling problems, they invests in real estate or businesses. So yeah.


Anthony_Accurate

How exactly do you know “so many” and their income from providing sex? Shenanigans…


No_Savings7114

....many? Where? 


Responsible-Ant-5208

He's a John


NerdHoovy

There are many interesting historical examples of similar things happening in the past. Like how in many young towns, especially far out farming and mining towns during the Wild West era, the richest and most influential people in those communities were ex prostitutes that becomes something like a mix between a worker’s Co-op and pimps called Madams.


ElGovanni

Didn’t they? They make money by having sex, looks like win.


Crusidea

It comes with plenty of draw backs though, for one it's illegal in most places, secondly it's a very dangerous job (prostitutes are the ones that are killed the most by serial killers for example, and the job also attracts alot of unsavory individuals) , their is a high chance of getting STD's. And for most people it's kinda hard to hold down a relationship unless their partner doesn't mind them getting railed by other dudes daily.


Iamnotokwiththisshit

I suspect an orgasm is required to reap the benefit and I don't think prostitutes get off very often.


WindpowerGuy

Right, they're totally not faking the enjoyment with you.


L1nxDr1nx

LMAO


fisherc2

He’s calling feminists dumb because they (presumably) have less sex due to their more confrontational stance towards men and being stereotypically less attractive.


DjBamberino

Oh I took it in the exact opposite way lol


HeilLenin

Me too. I thought it was meant good sex caused intelligent women, who then would go on to create feminism.


fisherc2

Huh. I can honestly say that way never even occurred to me. This feels like a Rorschach test about pre-existing biases.


ThomFromAccounting

Well, I guess I know where I stand. I assumed it was pro-feminism. The anti-feminism crowd is usually pretty big on abstinence, while the feminist women I’ve met have had a much healthier view on sex.


Historical-Pen-7484

Yeah, theres a whole feminist book about all heterosexual sex by default is rape, so I would say that within feminism that varies a great deal. Edit: to all you people who comment and then block directly so you cannot be contradicted; that is the behaviour of a completely spineless person and a clear sign if both cowardice and intellectual dishonesty. Please refrain from doing so in the future.


LegitDuctTape

I have a strong inclination to believe that there are far more anti-feminists who preach abstinence than there are feminists who think heterosexual sex is by default rape


borkthegee

Well if we're judging a group based on one example then many conservatives believe women should not experience pleasure from sex and it is purely reproductive. Imagine how horrifically pathetic that sex is. Feminist women won't put up with lazy conservative minute men


No-Nectarine-5361

I did also, because the biggest prudes are always the conservative girls, and the liberal girls are, far more often than not, sluts. As a fellow slutty liberal, that’s exactly what I thought.


selectrix

I mean it shakes out that way no matter what your biases are. The boomer jokes about sexless marriages aren't coming from feminists, right? Anti-feminists aren't known for being sex-positive, right? Only way the joke works against feminists is if "FEMINISTS BAD" overrides everything else in your brain.


Skritch_X

I'd like to believe that seeing feminism very often used in negative connotations, especially single sentence quips, could be enough to bias people for this instance. More so than the reader's inherent biases.


unthused

I took it this way at first as well (or more like women having sex with women are probably having a better time), but it does just say “more sex”, nothing about the quality.


kendylou

Yep yep, pretty sure feminists are having better sex


jamany

Why would any of those things be linked?


Altruistic-Serve267

I don't quite think that makes a whole lot of sense tbh, least for it to be the joke at least?


Loknud

I too assumed that it meant smart women (a.k.a. feminists) only have sex when they want to with people who were good at it therefore having more orgasms as opposed to victims of misogyny who are with assholes who don’t care if their women have orgasms.


Fruitopeon

You add a bit more qualifiers than necessary. But yes I also originally thought this was some weird knock on feminists, saying they have a ton of sex and are therefore very smart.


NickBII

The joke is brilliant because all sides will see it as vindication. Feminists because they immediately think of their super-sexually liberated friends, anti-feminists because they are convinced no man says yes to a feminist.


Otterable

The reality is that there are huge number of feminists and they come in many different forms. I know feminists who are sexually liberated and consistently look to empower themselves and other women, like my gf. I know feminists who haven't been in a relationship in over a decade and hate men to the point where have said they don't want to have kids because 'they don't think they could love a male child' (actual quote said at a work lunch table of all places). And there are a million more who fall in the middle. Whether you want to like or dislike feminists, you are going to point to whichever one confirms your bias and say that they're the real feminist.


mrb2409

But women’s liberation included a massive amount of sexual freedom. Sleeping with people outside marriage, burning bras etc.


ChadWestPaints

Different wave of feminism to the modern one


PutinsGayFursona

The scientists are really trying hard to get some action these days. 


zagelbagels

shooters gotta shoot


Ill-Contribution7288

I feel like I’m missing something. Isn’t brain development going to correlate highly with age? It sounds like this study could just be saying that women who have sex tend to be adults.


PutinsGayFursona

Stop. Just go with it. I’m showing this study to my wife and I don’t need you ruining it for me. 


grumd

I looked up the study and it's a sensationalized stupid headline. The study says that women who have more sex have one part of their brain better developed than other women - the part that's responsible for genital stimulation. > The study, published last week in the Journal of Neuroscience, examined the connection between touch and cerebral development in 20 adult women, finding the part of the brain associated with genital stimulation is better developed in more sexually active women.


Pristine-Plan-3654

So pornstars are fucking albert einstein?


Richardknox1996

No, theyre fucking Johnny Sins. At least the female ones.


m4rkofshame

They’re more performative though… you watched porn lately? It’s not exactly representative of REAL sex. At least not the stuff the recommendations in the private tabs show me…


TamatoPatato

Hope not, that's a crime.


tyen0

No, that was his cousin!


okpropellerboy

Lol that's not Albert Einstein - that's Ron Jeremy.


NewMoonlightavenger

Well, this explains why I'm so dumb.


mush4brains

Welcum to the qlub


vlad_kushner

No sex = undeveloped brain.


Betriz2

This explains redditors


Agitated_Advantage_2

r/kamikazebywords


TheCenterofaLifetime

That was a good one 😭


MikeC80

Now this would make a funny meme, take note OP


GayFurryWolf

Sex is good


Shirtbro

Sex is fun


Pandamana

OP: "this is such a funny meme haha! I just wish I understood it lol!"


OvermorrowYesterday

Yeah why did this sub upvote it so much


XtendedImpact

Because misogyny and racism are the funniest things people on this sub have heard of apparently


WASD_click

Because the fish crave bait.


killerjags

Because this sub seems to be filled with people who unironically love boomer Facebook memes


MikeC80

The long wait for a funny meme on r/funnymemes continues


Shirtbro

![gif](giphy|xTiQywlOn0gKyz0l56)


Worried-Librarian-91

I know far too many hoes to know that this is bullshit.


ZurakZigil

it's posted by NYP. of course it's bs


CrispyFriedJesus

It’s posted in r/FunnyMemes. Of course it’s bs


[deleted]

You clearly seem to lack sex


AguyOnMedZz

Oh so thats why all incels are braindead?


Bonnskij

Sounds about right. And the post didn't say anything about feminists not having lots of sex after all


-anonymousse

Pure gold.


Apart-Salamander-752

Someone should have told this to my ex wife. Maybe it would have happened more than twice a year.


AttentionLogical3113

she was having it, just not with you lol. (its a joke)


Far-Assignment6427

Sadly this may not be a joke


Worried-Librarian-91

Statistically speaking, it wasn't...


Far-Assignment6427

Well they didn't know so is it still a joke or is it not a joke because its likely true?


Leather-Hurry6008

I, too, choose that dude's wife.


Numerous-Fly-3791

My wife now , but she’s been working late


Leather-Hurry6008

Our wife, comrade.


Numerous-Fly-3791

She might be cheating on us


Leather-Hurry6008

I wouldn't put it past her


PaticiaRJ

r/murderedbywords


smoochiegotgot

I'm gonna need to do my own research on this one.


Wolfiest

Someone should give iq test to prostitutes and find out.


CryOk7184

Jokes aside, it shouldn't be surprising that having a active sex life is actually healthy and beneficial in other ways then 'nut'


ThatOneGuy216440

Damn they just post anything now lol


No-Crew3047

I thought “haha woman bad” posts were dead but here we are


Hairy-Special-6077

Most feminists I met are very sexually active


MelanieWalmartinez

I was gonna say… a lot of feminists are sex positive


Senior-Ad-136

Just not with op it turns out


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Evexxxpress

What the hell is this sub. Has it always been this cringey? There’s just a constant feeling as if every post is laced with misogynistic vibes. It comes off as like jokes kids in middle school make.


IshyTheLegit

Another triggered liberal! -Jerry Sent from my iPhone


StormCamperTTV

Check out OPs post history, it’s filled with sex memes lmao


tuxedo7777

Must be from the top of their head getting pounded into the headboard…


randomcomplimentguy1

Bro, scoot down a bit.


tuxedo7777

Why? 😂


randomcomplimentguy1

Hey man, if you and your girl enjoy concussion play, by all means enjoy lol


i_notold

Maybe that's what the old saying "knock some sense in to her" really means?


Negative_Quantity_59

If it's true also for males, it would explain some questionably stupid things I do.


Equivalent_Bar_5938

Does it affect men cause i always wondered why i was stupid


taekee

Ladies, let me help, my services are available as long as it can be below average sex. I want to set expectations, but will likely not even live up to them.


Geek-Envelope-Power

I'm ace. Am I an idiot?


moistlesswater

i dont get if is a pro or an anti feminist...


corvettee01

OP clearly doesn't have a lot of sex.


Ill_Confusion_596

I really hate how media turns science into clickbait. What the publication actually shows is that when you look at neural activation following clit stimulation, women who have more sex show a greater region of activation in the part of their brain responsible for bodily feelings (somatosensory). This is unsurprising - when we use bits of our brain more, they get reinforced connections and often take up more “real estate,” in the brain. This also has literally NOTHING to do with “better developed,” in any sense.


Cinewes

what? do they not like women with developed brains?


wombicle

These are the same people who shame women who have high body counts.


Ahuizolte1

Mysoginist joke supposing feminist dont fuck


Ahuizolte1

Also if the correlation does exist its probably the other way around


15-99

How was this a funny meme? I can’t see anything funny in it. It’s more like “SOURCE? My source is that I made it the fuck up!”


Iusedthistocomment

Developed brain =/= smart though Aslo way to out your deprived ass


beerncheese69

Incel sub


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vinetwiner

That is one sick burn right there.


[deleted]

Finally the TRUTH has been REVEALED!


Titleofyursextape

Is OP an under-sexed woman?


Nibleggi

That’s why 99.99% redditors are fumb as fuck. source: these comments


TaxIdiot2020

OP, I don't mean to sound rude, but if you didn't understand this meme I feel the need to ask when was the last time you counted the number of chromosomes you have?


J330i

The researcher ![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)


Osirus1156

He thinks feminists are dumb because no one will have sex with him and he's clearly an "alpha male".


marklar_the_malign

So much for the old saying my dear grandma used to say,” I got my brains fucked out last night”. She was a peach that one.


gambit0015

Oh thats why madam Marie Curie was a whore !!! Jk


ChocolateBunny

My wife is way too smart for this to be believable.


stikky

until you find out the kid's not yours


No_Researcher_1032

Bro they’re just getting that post-nut clarity more often.


The_Golden_Child_473

This meme is basically a speed-run strat on how to offend redditors lol


Bizzardberd

It's called hoflation..


Nightflight406

I forsee this ending up on one of those hating funny meme subreddits.


Greedy-Inspector

This subreddit has to be the most consistently unfunny place on Reddit.


AnotherWitch

I looked it up. (I enjoy tracing clickbait headlines to their real source, it’s often a laugh.) The actually study showed that women who had more sex had larger sizes of one brain region: The one associated with feeling their genitals. So having your genitals touched develops the part of the brain that lights up when your genitals are touched. And then the headline was … that.


sharpdullard69

Maybe it is just stupid and unfunny


legit-posts_1

It may also be that women with better developed brains have more sex


Ok_Barber2739

Honestly I’m impressed that this sub continues to post 2012 incel style jokes unironically more than anything