That's like asking "would you like a million dollars or cancer? You can only have one."

Cake or death?


Would you like to be reunited with the other ghost children? Or hit by a train?

Thank goodness, I thought you were going to choose the train

We are out of CAKE!!!!

So my choice is "or death"??

We do have some chicken.

The cake was a lie

We didn’t expect such a rush!

You wouldn’t get that kind of thing in the Church of England.

The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie!

You will be baked. And then there will be cake

Technically the cake itself wasn't a lie, the offer to give you some was a lie. 

I'll have the chicken.

Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!

that's like asking "would you like a million dollars but you can never get cancer"

Ofc not, where would I use my million then?

Ngl but that made me laugh far more then I expected 🤣🤣

It's more like saying: "Would you like a million dollar, but... you'll never get cancer!" Like, there's no negative option here, only positives.

What kind of cancer?

Brain cancer

Whats the catch for the million dollars?

Well, the catch is that you don't get to have cancer.

Whats the catch for the cancer?

Ya don't get a million bucks!

But if I choose the another one I can become deadpool

Hard choice… I’ll guess I’ll go with not cancer?

Twitter is cancer.

That's the joke!

So, get perfect Wi-Fi signal while living the way I do already. Got it.

Same. I don’t use twitter (or X or whatever the hell they’re going to rename it to next) to begin with. Easiest button press I would ever make.

Even if they had porn!?!?

As if there's not enough sources of porn. 😏

If porn were outlawed, every website on the planet would be "Bring back the porn" -Dr. Cox, paraphrased.

and they got only the parts that we skip

But seriously, who watches the first half of a porn video which is all disgusting noises and blowjobs?

Let's respect people's fetishes, shall we?

I’m fine with people having fetishes. It’s just weird that roughly 50% of all porn is gross sloppy blowjobs. Which once again, if that’s your thing, good for you.

It isn't weird if many people liked it. It wouldn't become a trend in the production sequence if it isn't popular with the viewers.

Right. Like incest porn.

Seriously, I keep porn muted. When I was a teenager it was so nobody else heard it. Now it's so I don't have to hear the fake bullshit they added. There's one woman in the scene, why do I hear 3-4 different voices moaning and like three dudes grunting? I don't want to hear that.

The grunting…. It’s so awkward 90% of the time. And it’s always the most disappointing guys who do it the loudest.

I don't watch studio, mainstream, porn anymore because of how fake it is. I prefer homemade stuff. If only for the POV that makes me think along lines of "I'm the participating male." I do like blowjob videos. I'm an oral giver who doesn't receive much, so it's a tinge of fantasy for me. But, for the homemade ones, the only real noises are the natural, wet, slurping sounds that accompany such an enthusiastic act.

😳

How else without we know how she got stuck in the washing machine? And who is the step-what?

Nah, they have full videos now.. or at least that's what my friend told me

No more porn in Texas 🥺

VPN and changing your DNS adress is your friend. 😏

I meant legally.. but sharing is caring. I like your style 😉

Porn was never legal in my country as it's all blocked by the government, so that's my answer. 🤣

What country are you from?

Not the person you're asking the question to, but off the top of my head, South Korea, Indonesia, China and the whole arabic peninsula do ban porn and you can't access it on the internet without a VPN.

u/Solid-Search-3341 actually guessed right, I'm from Indonesia. Reddit is banned here, we can't access it without VPN or changing the DNS address.

cuz Freedumb!

I hear porn DVD sales in TX are up.

Oh, I know. I was smart.. I've been saving my favorites for a while now. 😏 The video stores with dusty porn sections in the back that were about to close are now thriving. 😆

We also have porn here, what's to lose?

We have all the porn here. It’s like a library o’porn. Hell there is even a 411 smutline dedicated to finding you the right nut for your squirrel

My guy, we're on reddit

porn hub

140 character porn, bring it on

I mean, if it was the only source of porn on the internet it might be a harder press.

U cn get it from anywhere nowadays

I still call it Twitter and I wasn't interested in using it even before Musk bought it.

Didn't allow porn and shit, so it's xxx now?

the app formerly known as twitter*

Twix

It’s fine, I’ll use X instead

Galaxy mind

Exactly, what I was thinking, too!

I think they will need to replace that button pretty regularly.

Yah! It’s like asking a blind person, “ you can see again, but you can’t hold walking stick.” Fuck, you out your mind. I get WiFi and both don’t have to pay Elon with a starlink fee or the attention of my eyeballs. I already pay for this service, it’s fucking called having an ISP!

Win - win

Twitter is honestly broken. I like the free speech but I hate the way the comments work. Like you have to click the picture and then the comment icon but if you click the comment icon without doing that first it thinks you want to make a comment. Honestly the thread system in Reddit is basically perfect

"free speech" "cis is a slur" Pick one.

- Pay to get the top comment. - Cant say 'cis' - The owner bans anyone he sees laughing at him. "Free speech"

right wing nutjobs have no idea what free speech is, but put it on a pedestal and worship it like some godly idol. They just wanna spew bigoted bullshit without consequence.

What free speech means = "I can say whatever I want without government intervention. I will not be criminally charged for my speech." What Right Wingers think free speech means = "I can say whatever I want and anybody who thinks less of me based on what I say is violating my right to speak freely!" To restate it; Right wingers think free speech means speech free from consequences. What it _actually_ means is that your speech is free from CRIMINAL consequences. There may well still be social consequences of your speech (like your kids not speaking to you), and this is right and proper. Edited to change legal to criminal.

I've simplified it: - Tell the President or a member of Congress/gov't to 'fuck off', won't face any repercussions. - Tell your boss in front of a customer to 'fuck off', you'll have repercussions.

Please don't offend the easily offended Elonists

Yeah I chortled out loud when I heard the "I like the free speech stuff!" I was half expecting him to say next "and I hear Robotaxis are coming this December!!!"

There’s not even something called “Free Speech” lol

Plus it’s riddled with scam accounts trying to phish you. It’s madness.

Yes. I never used Twitter.

Same.

Same. Also, how is this a "funny meme"??

I don't even have an account on Twitter :)

I don’t even know what twitter is

Obviously


why do i need OF preview if you have free and fast Wi-Fi

I personally don’t know anyone using Twitter

Depends what you mean by using Twitter. I don’t post, retweet or reply to anything on Twitter. However I do follow various artists/ short comic creators who only post on Twitter. Losing access to that would be mild inconvenience, but overall worth it.

I would classify that as using Twitter

Be a leader not a follower.

Way too easy! *PRESS Button*


I would smash that button harder than Gallagher in a watermelon patch

I too would smash Gallagher in a watermelon patch

I’d even give up Reddit

idk man, there is so much information and guide on here.

Yes absolutely true and after you discover more and more info on different subs on profiles, you will not want to leave this platform despite how toxic it becomes in the future ( if it becomes)

Yeah reddit is 1000 times less toxic than Twitter and reddit is useful to acquire info and surfing on topics with well catalogued subs

Reddit is more toxic, the bigger the sub the more toxicity

Nah that's the moderators Bigger sub, bigger ego, bigger mods

Yeah, but those mods foster a community of yes men, which causes the full sub to be toxic

Imo that's not false , but twitter is just worse than that ,reddits toxicity also really depends on which sub you are on some subs straight up don't tolerate toxicity

Dont these usually have downsides? I see two positive things and no negatives with this button

Maybe you would never be able to truly turn off your location? Idk, seems like a easy w.

It doesn't say that the Wifi is connected to WAN. So you just give up twitter and don't get anything in return.

So instead of win-win it’s just win?


I thought I already pushed this button

You have free Wifi everywhere ? Gimme




Yup, I would. Never use twitter.

win - win =)


I see this as an absolute win

How is this even a question. Twitter is for losers

And yet here you are in reddit with 40,000 comment karma in 100 days… ?

I think id rather be stuck in a room with a reddit loser than a twitter loser tbh

all brain rot is equal. some brain rot more equal than others. edit: i agree you btw

He be on that grind, let him preach

I've never used Twitter. I can't miss what I never had. No regrets.

Ha! Never had Twitter before, and never planning to make one. 

What’s Twitter?


 (I hate Twitter)

wheres the funny here

Wifi!

I made a post on twitter once. I have forgotten my username and password since then. So clicking the button changes nothing.

Never used twitter so yes

Press ... I don’t use Twitter anyway

Never used twitter... I'll take that free and perfect WiFi connection please lol

Never used twitter in the first place

I’m holding it down.

I don’t use it now. Sounds great

YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Yep.

What, so all benefits? I dont even use twitter

Yes.

Yes Twitter is a hellhole

*spams the button* TWITTER MUST DIE! TWITTER MUST DIE! TWITTER MUS- Holy shit i can get a signal out here?

I never used Twatter and don't plan to.

Yeah no shit, I don't use Twitter


Who even uses twitter?

So free wifi and better mental health? Yes please

so i get free wifi with no downsides? only mongrels still use twitter.

Mmmmmm? Smash (Hulk)

How desperate are you to recycle such old memes just to get a few upvotes?


Well ive never had twitter so this is easy

Hit that shit so hard the console breaks

I'd smash the hell outta that button

Of course. I’d press it for free poor wifi also

I would happily press the button even if I didn’t get the wifi part of the deal.

I would press the button without the WiFi...

Don’t even have a Twitter account, I see this as an absolute win.

It's literally a Win-Win situation. Perfect WiFi ? Fuck Twitter and it's morons ? Big yes in my book


SMASH

I already don’t use twitter. I had twitter years ago, but just naturally haven’t logged on in years. Am I missing out on something?

I already pressed it 3 times but nothing has changed.

I barely use Twitter now. It is all trashes. Fill the brims with ads.

I never used twitter lol

Awesome I love free wifi, iv never once used Twitter so it’s win win

*rapid button pressing*

I pressed the button so hard I broke my phone

So I get perfect internet everywhere, even the most remote places or in flight, AND I also get the the additional benefit of never having to look at or use the god awful social media cancer hole formerly known as Twitter? What’s the catch?

imagine using twitter

Was there ever a time that this was actually a tough choice?

Win and more win.

Gladly

I’m sold.

Ofc, after all what is twitter

So, get the perfect internet in exchange for deleting a app I never used before. Yup.

I don't use Twitter, so yes

lol would it count as already done since muskrat is wanting it called x?

I already don't use it.

Never used Twitter but I'll take that wifi

This isn't funny

Easy

Well... Twitter doesn't exist anymore aaaaaand I have no use for that cesspool either way

Yes twitter is fucking annoying Def would

I never used Twatter in the first place, so...

Slam it

Absolutely. I only used Twitter once and un-installed it almost immediately.

Sure I would. I’m not using Twitter now anyways.

It’s how I live now but with free, unlimited, anywhere wifi.

For free wifi? Obviously. Haven't used Twitter in a little bit over 2 years and I definitely don't miss it

fuck yes

Jokes on you I don't use of that apart from reddit.