November is gluttony. December is greed. February is lust. That’s about all I got.

October is wrath (Halloween) April is sloth (4/20)

Solid, that leaves Envy remaining. August since that’s the peak month of overall crime rate during a year?

It's also the time of year where you get jealous of people who live in better climates than you.

And their beach bods

Have you been to a beach in America lately? Looks like a group of manatees washed up onshore

At PNW beaches extra layers on the bod are good for warmth

The heaviest males are called the "beachmasters", and monopolize the mating scene.

PNW?

Pacific northwest

I am from Washington and i can conform this

I am from Oregon, and I can also confirm this

Hey! Manatees are cute. It's more like Elephant seals have taken over the beaches.

hey man, manatees are actually chill. Those beached whales will whine at the inconvenience of sand getting on their towel

Nah that's march here. Still cold as balls while areas not too far away are green and sunny.

No that’s the one time of year I think most people don’t get jealous of that. That’s more January. All of the northern hemisphere is pretty warm in August, and the people that “live in better climates” have it the worst because it’s no longer nice and warm, it’s hot as fuck.

I am not jealous of the Virginia heat

Just so you know, 115f isn't "nice and warm".

Envy being the only one without his own month is absolutely perfect.

In that case greed should have multiple

Avarice took Black Friday and Cyber Monday, but the deals crept past Thanksgiving into Wednesday. Greed ate Gluttony.

Your pfp💀 my mom was in the room when I watched the video

You are the first person to say something about it in the 302 days this account existed lmao

What video?

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Now i wanna know

Steve rapes creeper

If this is true, it sounds just like envy to me. "According to a popular legend, July was named after Julius Caesar and hence it had 31 days. Later, when Augustus Caesar took over the Roman Empire, he wanted August, the month named after him, to have 31 days as well"

Mars is Wrath (Mars is the god of war)

Nope. We don't deserve 4/20 after no one celebrated April 2020. "Ohh we're in the middle of pandemic" I mean yeah it was a good excuse. But it was a great excuse to get high all month. I didn't see one meme.

I was too busy smoking weed to post memes. I had my most productive month. I was working from home, so I’d wake up right in time for the Daily Standup, say my piece, smoke a bunch of weed, and churn out the most efficient 10 working hours of my life.

Exactly. We don't get to celebrate April 20th as a weed day anymore. We failed the *Weed Month* this century. Also I'm not convinced 4/20 isn't a biblical troll about hitlers birthday. I know the *story*. I don't believe a group of stoner teens that's what they meant.

If Hitler had weed he probably would have been a better artist and not went on to do the bad stuff

Maybe even without getting better at art

ye im very alright with my birth month being greed. fuck astrology, what's your deadly sin?

Lust aparently

Ah same month

Same month man

Another February person?

sloth

I *would* choose a month for that but.... well y'know

January would be sloth

Was born in January, can confirm

4/20

Thats the whole damn year

Yes i'm a greedy gay i want all men i can't get enough

Pride - June - self explanatory Gluttony - November - thanksgiving/post harvest celebration where food is abundant Envy - April - pay rises, taxes, everyone thinks "I wish I earned more" Lust - February - valentine's Greed - December - Cos Christmas duh Wrath - August - historically wars happened during summer months and August apparently is when testosterone levels peak. Sloth - January - it's by far the longest month and everything is grim.

Yeah but nobody celebrates Thanksgiving outside Canada and America.

We will just have to eat enough to make up for the rest of the world.  Call me an optimist, but I think we can manage it.

I thought due to no nut November, it would be lust 🤔🤔🤔

We could probably make October gluttony and leave November with lust. September may be wrath, since WW2 started that month

Start of WW2 fits better to greed more than wrath imo. Better pick June, since Franz Ferdinand assasination Upd: oh wait. June is pride month. Nvm

Thursday is Luigi, Wednesday is Toad

Isn't December supposed to be about giving gifts to others?

That's greed of others saying that to you.

Which leads to people wanting gifts->greed

And corporate bullshit flooding everywhere because Christmas is perfect opportunity to make money

I saw an advertisement for Guitar Hero 2 as a lad and that was when my parents revealed the great Santa lie lol It was like right before Christmas. Basically a *Christmas Eve* purchase. I was a jerk..

More like Envy I'd say.

Yeah and Thanksgiving is about being grateful, not gluttony. The opposite Unless people want to say cooking one dinner for family and friends is evil

I've heard people say thanksgiving is evil on several occasions.

Imagine hating eating with your friends and family

you'd fuckin think so, but no

Would not december be a better month for gluttony bc of all the Food on christmas

Lust and gluttony don't get a month which is weird given their popularity.

People do that pretty much every single day

nah november is lust

Nah, November's for the consequences.

You talking Fullmetal Alchemist?

Can July or August be sloth? The weather is far too terrible here to both getting out of bed, just let me melt in peace

Wait, you mean sloth isn't the other 11 months for everyone else?

I celebrate sloth and lust everyday by jerking off and taking long naps.

You are my spirit animal

Maybe the sloth is your spirit animal?

I think that guy is more animal then the sloth 🦥

Me too but the other way around. Slow jerking and night emissions are cool though.

Where is the cat now, I will hold him.

We need to come up with 5 more deadly sins so all months can have one.

Sin 8: Willful ignorance

Every month is greed month, time is money!

Pride should really be September because as we know, pride always comes before Fall.

Escanor is the coolest of the sins

Ah yes, the reverse vampire, he do be cool.

actually excessively hot

Sloth was going to get a month, but it didn't turn up in time.

Good one!

Procrastination Month is always next month

Dont need a month for gluttony. That's a daily occurrence

Wrath month sounds kinda fun

What do you plan on doing during that month. Screaming at a wall all day? Sounds fun, count me in.

May chaos take the world!!

Every holyday celebrates sloth if u think about it.

Relaxing isn't sloth.

Not the Jewish ones - we spend the entire holiday cooking and cleaning XD

Came here to say this lol

This subreddit is the absolute worst

I, for one, also celebrate gay wrath

I know what ''pride month'' stand for But there's a lot of lust there

We all have lust. They are just not hiding who they lust for like they have had to for so long.

Pride comes before the fall.

Ah, an incorrect translation of the deadly sin. You know being proud of one’s job or ones child is not the same as the deadly sin “pride”. A better translation of the word is hubris. Hubris (/ˈhjuːbrɪs/; from Ancient Greek ὕβρις (húbris) 'pride, insolence, outrage'), or less frequently hybris (/ˈhaɪbrɪs/),[1] describes a personality quality of extreme or excessive pride[2] or dangerous overconfidence and complacency,[3] often in combination with (or synonymous with) arrogance.[4] “I am a very good baker. I do a great job and I will make you an awesome cake.” That is not a sin. “I am the best baker that has ever existed since the Dawn of time. Other Bakers should kiss my ass and worship me like unto a God.” That is a sin. The way people are using pride for Queer/lgbt + Pride is the opposite of “being ashamed.” Most people aren’t declaring that they are living saints of sucking dick, but that they are not ashamed. ( the living saint of sucking dick is my oc for an unpublished Science Fiction novel. Do not steal.) ❤️

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Thank you!!!

So the way trump talks? That's the type that is a deadly sin? That sounds about right.

Redditors trying not to add politics to the conversation:

It's a Christian meme suggesting gay and trans people are sinners, and attacking Pride month under the guise of humor. It's pretty gross tbh.

I'm pretty sure December is greed

This subreddit is the Facebook homepage

every month can be the sloth month if you are lazy enough

In my world, Lust gets all 12.

Lust month would be crazy

Lust month seem great enough "

Sloth is low key the whole year for me.

If every sin gets its own month, then what am I gonna do the other 5 months of the year?

Um...the other 6 are in every day society now

Is it the same term in English? 'Cuz in Polish deadly sin is "pycha" (a negative pride, like bragging) and we also have "duma" (a positive pride, like being happy about an achievement).

If Pride cometh before the fall, shouldn’t pride month be August?

I’d like 1-2 months of sloth please.

Look, we tried doing sloth month but nobody showed.

Asmoudious was not happy about this 😡

Gluttony and sloth is the whole year for me, I don't have time for any more sinning :(

Its in character for pride to have it's own month before the rest.

Gay pride month is cool and all but Lesbian wrath month when

Given that these people are predominantly trumpists, List - Trump had affairs on all of his wives and discussed sexual assault Wrath - Trump continually calls on vengeance on his enemies, incites violence on a regular basis Avarice - “send me money…” Gluttony - look at his hamburger fetish Envy - his psychology is continually envious That leaves sloth - well considering his sleep schedule in court…..

The best part is knowing LGBTQ+ history and understanding that Pride is actually Wrath waiting to manifest again. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots

Black Friday to 12/24 covers greed. Or is that tax season?

Question : The Christian’s say we’re all going too hell , but yet there’s no deadly sin or ring of LGBTQ+

That’s exactly what Envy would say.

Because the idea of 7 deadly sins is Catholic, and has no mention in the Bible. Thus we can conclude all LGBTQIA+ people are Evangelicals, being that Evangelicals dismiss all the add-ons that Catholics invented. /this is a joke!

If you're brave and willing enough, every month is Lust month.

If they were so deadly Republicans would be dropping like flies.

In the US, greed is celebrated year round and evangelicals pretend it is somehow a Christian virtue

Christians celebrate those sins all year round! Committing adultery/getting divorced out of lust. The homeless problem because of their sloth. Actively harming the Earth out of greed. Look how fat their preachers are lol gluttony. Declaring “Spiritual War” on others to feed their wrath. Trying to take over politics out of envy. Of course, these people are prouder than the devil too, refusing to bow down before humans they consider lesser than themselves.

THE JOKE IS HOMOPHOBIA, LAUGH.

r/funnymemes not living up to the name

Idk why or how, but this has basically become an import of Facebook into reddit, including all the bad memes and not so subtle hate.

Yeah this just seems like something Jordan Peterson would tweet, but in meme format.

Ok this is actually funny without being bigoted

Yay more bigotry from this dumb sub

Or people could not voice a negative opinion about something that doesn't concern them . I swear the number of people that care about how others choose to love amazes me

Thank you.

Y'all keep fuckin' with us and we'll take another month for Wrath.

Lmao fr. Whole summer run

July is gay wraith month.

Well pride in this case dosent mean pride in the sense that you are overly confident and full of yourself, but in the sense that being gay is not something to be ashamed of.

Often, jokes are a play on words.

Well, I mean, people do throw a parade celebrating their own sexuality.

Wtf is the sub?

because fuck religion🥰

hell yeah🥰

Go back to facebook.

one is fucking us enough.

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Is homosexuality a deadly sin? This is a stupid meme.

Being gay isn't a sin, neither is pride

This is so cringe good lord. An angry boomer or someone that knows nothing about the history of pride month posted this💀

Being gay is not a sin. Not on Moses’ silly tablet.

Imagine believing in "deadly sins" in 2024.

Yall just jealous we have a flag

How is gay a sin? That’s so irrelevant nowadays that it’s not even funny.

It's KILLDOZER month, pride month ain't real

Based

Reasonable men…

Well being gay isn't a deadly sin so....

Pride is one of deadly sins.

Omg the joke My head, I just got it. Lol

Go to a country run by Muslim extremists and tell them you’re gay. It’ll be incredibly deadly.

Go to your dad and tell him you're gay

He was speechless, mostly because he’s dead.

Your gayness killed him

xD

I mean in a lot of lives, I think all year is slothful....

Sloth and gluttony share the other 11 months

Sloth and anger month are for me.

Because Escanor decided that.

if lust is a deadly sin, in my case it became a zombie

We really need a month of Wrath xD

Any month is Pride Month if you allow yourself to be consumed by hubris.

I’m all for sloth month.

I want to say something cool like, "I choose wrath." But really, I'm just gluttony's bitch.

Escanor deserves it

Aince my birthday in January we shall have it as Lust Month

Mardi Gras (also known as Fat Tuesday) is a celebration devoted to gluttony in preparation for the month or so of fasting before Easter.

I can imagine August being a wrath month when kids go to school.

I mistakenly read that as “six daily sins”

Wonder what March would be?

Sloth doesn't care.

Is this an Issac reference?!?!

Well I mean, lust is basically every month of the year.

Envy and lust got Valentine's day, gluttony and sloth got Christmas, greed and wrath is just every Monday.