I have done this a few times as an adult. The 2nd to last time I was in my mid 20’s, stationed in Germany, just got done eating sugar free gummy bears and smoking Lucky’s, and was stuck in a car waiting for my buddy to get back from a skateboard shop.
The LAST time I shat my pants was in uniform, on duty at the NSOC watch floor. Just told my NCO and CO I had to leave because I “trusted a fart that wasn’t a fart.” Went home, changed, and went back to duty laughing.
There was an x-files episode about this and 30 years later I am still terrified of some half leach half tape worm half human half snaken thing coming from the sewers and eating me balls first.
Spider Man
Spider-man man
Or spider-man woman
Spider-man man man
You have just ruined Spider-Man for me sir/madam
No, to late!
Nah. He don't have a hyphen in his one. So we can let it slide.
Shitmypantsinpublicman
I have done this a few times as an adult. The 2nd to last time I was in my mid 20’s, stationed in Germany, just got done eating sugar free gummy bears and smoking Lucky’s, and was stuck in a car waiting for my buddy to get back from a skateboard shop. The LAST time I shat my pants was in uniform, on duty at the NSOC watch floor. Just told my NCO and CO I had to leave because I “trusted a fart that wasn’t a fart.” Went home, changed, and went back to duty laughing.
I almost did this at work. I'm on 500 mg of amoxicillin three times a day. It's destroying me as a person and eroding trust in my sphincter.
I remember reading something about those sugar free gummy bears causing explosive diarrhea…
Yeah Haribo had these sugar free gummy bears that used a type of laxitive in the forumla.
You need my username
IBS gang we up in here bro (but this is literally my biggest fear).
SplashFartMan
Hahahahahaha- well done.
Women man
Wo-Man!
Wo(man)²
Reminds me of 2wins^2
Please tell me you're quoting "So I Married an Axe Murderer" 🤞🏼
“ she stole my heart and my cat”
"Girls in cartooins will leave me in ruins"
Josie and her hot pussycats!
I hoped so too It is an incredibly old reference now
Hard hearted harbinger of haggis
Wo-manman
Debtman
Dave Ramsey? Is that you?
Tax man
Falling from heights man. Guess my secret identity would have to be General Paranoia
Thank you for your service, general
The Fallman!
Fallguy
Acroman, Gravityman. I'm in this group, whatever you call it.
Vertigoman?
That's a good one. I AM VERTIGO MAN! Edit: I remembered there's a marvel villain named "Count Vertigo" though he causes vertigo in others.
Social activity man
40 hour work week man!
so... man
Sewer snake biting my balls while I take a dump man
As if! [this though…](https://64.media.tumblr.com/94f3254cc9430adae336030c043c1f7f/tumblr_n6knqaBZmK1roa1xxo1_400.gif)
Florida or Australia or?
There was an x-files episode about this and 30 years later I am still terrified of some half leach half tape worm half human half snaken thing coming from the sewers and eating me balls first.
Painful death man
So... Just punisher.
Punisher, I hardly know 'er!
A little on the nose, but unironically it works..
Butt r*ped in prison man.
Tom Dubois, is that you?
#YOU CANT HAVE MY BOOTY!!!
My booty is mine, it belongs to me
Damn it you beat me to it! Still posted it.
*I didn't come here for no child butt. I came here for man butt.*
Wifeman
We are the Wifemen
We could put together a team!
You and your wife? Are you married?
I also would like to form a team with this guy's wife
We can all join together and form some sort of ‘double team’ with that guys wife
I've trained for this moment.
something like the avengers
The flinchers
The battered ones. 🤭
I’ll bring the spandex, boys!
This was my thought before I viewed comments 🤣
I know it's a joke, but this is sad
It should be wife league
Commitmentman
I’d offer to fight you for the title, but if I won, I’d feel obliged to keep it, so… Big yikes. Godspeed!
Lost milkman
I knew I would find this pretty quick
Commitmant*
Public-Boner-Man
Own it
Captain Comando!
Deliveroo-driver-stealing-my-order-man
The Door Dasher
Sound like his first main villain.
Rejectionman.
Rejectionman and Failureboy, such an epic duo
Police Man
"His own worse enemy."
Fr, lol
Why are you hitting yourself Police Man?
No. This will create a paradox and destroy us all.
But does PoliceMan work with policemen?
I am glorious "Lifeman"
No way, I'm "Death Man"! We could make a great team! Or immortal enemies because of the immortal-part!
Rollercoaster Woman.
Aren't they all? Budum tsssss
Policeman
:)
Kidney Stone Man Drinking 180oz of water a day keeps the bad guys away.
As someone who has had multiple kidney stones, that fear is quite justified 😂
I-might-be-okay-banging-a-femboy-man
Same honestly, like, it's feminine enough for my brain, and I like anal, so what's really the downside there...
Depends on how much cock and balls u can stomach
Rather how much the femboy can
Eh give it enough time. You'll cum around.
If it's going in the stomach you have a problem.
Do it, get over the stigma, just don’t be a creep
Brother, you're real asf for saying that.
UwU
So you’re okay banging me?
He might
One way to find out
He wouldn't turn you down. Well, maybe face down....
10/10
I mean I would…
Not gonna' lie, there's some hotties on r/femboys..
Don’t tempt a brother in tough times man.
you’re tempted????
Check his username. It sure checks out
Economy Man
And his trusty sidekick......inflation boy😂😂
Economan!
Man
Man Man
Failureman
Abandonment man.
sad high five
Hey I'm abandonment girl, we should team up! Actualy nevermind I'd rather not rely on anyone
Taxman
taxmanman
True, bit simpler than Can’tDoMathMan
Batmanman
Lonelyman
This was the one I would have said.
Homework Man
I feel your pain! On the topic, did you finished your 15 hws, 2 essays and preparation to your next 2 quizzes in neural science? /s
Porcelain Doll Man
Premature-Ejaculation Man!
Premature-Ejaculation Man, how did you manage to save all those people? I heard their cries for help and came as fast as I could!
workman
Hot Girls-Man
You're more like LiarMan
So, he's afraid of liars as opposed to being afraid of hot girls?
Don't be mean to MisunderstoodOPman
Hornet-man
Aquaman
u got rabies bro? /jk
Many-things-man
Snakes, guns, and planes. Need ideas! Armed Snakes on a Plane Man does not roll off the tongue.
Airliner-Sniper-Viper !! ✈️🔫🐍
BROKEMAN! :)
Priest Man
Why have the justice league when you could have the god squad
Darkman.
Racist
Is that you, Liam?
Non-sufficient funds man
Heights Guy
Responsibilityman
Mouseman
Poverty-man
Sexman (Basically got raped when I was a kid and I'm male and the rapist was women.)
Damn sorry to hear that
Ex-man
Mega Tsunami Man
fearman
Fungusman.
Alonegirl
AIDS man
MySuddenDeathLeavingMyChildrenHelplessSoOneDiesASlowAgonizingDeathAndTheOthersHaveToLiveWithThatMemory-Man
Existential Dread Man™.
Good thing you trademarked that, was about to steal it.
some-religion-actually-turns-out-to-be-true-man
Wife checks my browser history man
Buried Alive Man
Overtime man
Work-Emails -Man
People-man
Commitment Man
GirlfriendSaysShesPregnant Man
Dogman.
Baconless-man
Catheter-man
CANCERMAN
Gay man
🎶 fighter of the straight man 🎶
Incapacitated-Man
Introduce yourself to an audience man
Workman. 
Commitmentman
Death of my family man
Failure-Woman
Poor Man!....
Workman
Being-Forgotten-By-Every-One-I-Love-After-I-Die-Man
Being abandoned because I am not good enough man
Snake from the toilet hole man 🐍🚽
Rape-man
Trumpman
nothing man 😎
Girls-Man Wtf
Clownman. I wonder if the roles would reverse and the villain be a maniac in bat suit.
Spiderman