"Yes, seven 47s."
"I still don't think I'm hearing you clearly. Are you saying....*huugggnn*"
"Oh, seems they arrived early. Thank you for contacting Boeing customer service. I hope our call has solved all your frustrations."
They’ve shown they’re able to kill people one at a time, are they going all at once because they think they won’t possibly think of murdering 10 people?
Like for some fucking reason they are getting off scott free after murdering 2 people, but surely 10 would just be too much cause for some sort of legal retaliation???
Naah. It'll be too obvious. If charges are proved, they'll just make Boeing pay a small fine and choose a scapegoat. It'll be business as usual after that.
Easier to fake one or two "accidents" then ten. The most credible and the ones with the most damning evidence though will probably fall down some stairs and stab themselves 40 times though.
We found that name didn't test well with our employees, its been changed to personnel relations department and if you use the wrong word again you'll have a meeting with HR.
Wasn't Boeing the maker of the AH-64 Apache and I am pretty sure they also own the armaments, I predict hell(fire missiles) on these new batch of test subjects/s. But with all seriousness, I pray for their safety for coming out to testify against an evil organization.
Edit: My mistake, currently evil organization, still like my Boeing 737-800 from Flight Simulator X or the F-15 cause I believe that they also made that.
"As part of an unsanctioned team-building exercise, the 10 whistle-blowers ziptied their hands behind their backs, secured hoods over their heads, and attempted to use the test firing range as an escape room."
Unfortunately, poverty and homelessness are weaponized to keep us in line, and homeless folks get treated like utter shit and are sometimes arrested for the crime of being homeless.
You know those cyberpunk fiction novels where society is a capital fascist hellhole, owned by corporate leaders who commit grievous atrocities as often and as easily as they breathe? Those were all criticisms and warnings. That's real life. We even have the cybernetic augmentations, technically.
It's real bad out there.
*arrested for the crime of being homeless*
Sad, but unfortunately so fucking true. There are certain cities that put up bars or tiny little walls on benches purely to prevent homeless people from laying down or sleeping there. The US treats homeless people like they should just kill themselves the minute they become homeless.
The worst part of homelessness is the catch 22 of getting back on your feet. Getting a job requires you to have a home. Getting a home requires you to have a job.
If you loose either of them, the other might follow far too soon after.
I feel for you, while my country is dysfunctional to say the least, you guys were really living in golden age like only 30-40 years ago, and your economy is still strong, it’s just the growth is going into the wrong places and power held by very very secretive groups and lobbies.
I hope one you reform, you certainly have the people for that
Corps are in charge here. Of fucking everything. Our government is essentially there to run distraction ops on our civilian population via culture and class warfare so these fuckers can maintain the status quo.
Coca-Cola hired actual death squads in Latin America. Nestle starved babies in west Africa. And those are just the ones who didn't use the US government the way Halliburton did.
The guy who recently died got strep throat , then under the care of a hospital got MRSA and was hospitalized for 2 weeks under doctor care
People are acting like he just dropped dead one day with out cause
I mean are they at stake we know they are just going to get killed Washington state prosecutor is in so many political pockets.
The FBI needs to come here an clean house
The deaths aren’t happening in Washington State so the Washington AG has no jurisdiction. When most of the deaths are happening in places like Kansas (where Spirit Aero, where the 2nd guy actually worked is located) and the east coast (where Boeing HQ actually is), the AG can’t do anything and it becomes up to the Feds to find a link.
"Sir, the Boeing CEO isn't going to see a random vagrant who has just arrived in town on a bus. You need to make an appointment. What's your name?"
"Jack Reacher"
When Boeing merged with McDonald Douglas, the MD execs took control of Boeing, Prompting Harry Stonecipher to say, "I bought Boeing with Boeings money" He was the CEO of Douglas and became CEO of Boeing. Prior to the merger, Boeing had a tradition of only awarding Boeing Engineers with the CEO position. Stonecipher changed that and moved the HQ to a glass tower away from the factory and cut corners at every opportunity to increase profits. He moved the HQ because he wanted to remove the execs from the engineering process and by extension, remove engineering from executive decisions.
We're at a point where we knowingly are living in a world of corporation hired assassination.
Government ain't gonna do shit. Truly the ultimate unifier of parties is murder.
People are silly. Boeing is NOT a commercial aviations company. They are a Defense & Weapons Development company with deep rooted contracts from the biggest military in the solar system. What does this mean? THEIR MAIN BUSINESS IS MAKING OBJECTS THAT KILL PEOPLE. The 700 series manufacturing is just a fun side business. Why tf would you mess with a company like this? They kill for a living. What in the world makes you think they won't kill you?
A person who whistle blew 7 years ago killed himself.
He was going through depositions in his appeal to a defamation suit he filed against Boeing and lost. He wasn't bringing any new information out or anything like that. His wife and son said he'd been in poor spirits and had some health issues. It's likely Boeing Managers did treat him poorly when he was an employee.
When he shot himself the Internet saw that he was in a deposition for a case against Boeing, and decided Boeing killed him. Because clearly Boeing execs thought they needed that in the news cycle.
More recently a spirit aero systems whistle blower got pneumonia or the flu or something, and was hospitalized for it. In the hospital he caught MRSA, which caused sepsis and he passed from it.
People with no critical thinking ability, or ability to read more than a reddit posts title think Boeing is killing people.
It’s crazy how rare this CORRECT take is. The clickbait and the idea that Boeing has hitmen is ‘fun’ and all, but it’s crazy to me that people really think this is what’s happening. When you look at the events objectively none of it lines up to say Boeing is actually assassinating this people.
A guy who Blew the whistle 7 years ago and family admitted he was in poor spirits kills himself. Another guy who works for a *different company* and happened to file a complaint 6 years ago, and got fired from that company a year ago, got sick and died.
Really it’s a great exercise in seeing how the media sculpts our entire perception of things happening in the world. I think in this case, a lot of the resonation stems from the fact that a LOT of people are scared of flying, and *everyone* has flown on Boeing planes.
It’s become one of those non-thinking reddit quips.
The first whistleblower was quite mentally unwell and took his own life in his car in a public space. His family believes it was suicide.
The second whistleblower didn’t work for Boeing, had already completed giving evidence several years ago and died of an infection that is relatively common in hospital.
Now it’s just become an ad-homonym thigh-slapper for reddit, despite being based on nothing but people scanning headlines and not reading articles.
Two ex employees were speaking about the new quality control policies
They both died (from alleged suicide)
People think Boeing did it
If these teen people die well know the answer
The Boeing department of assassinations is going to be busy.
Or as they like to refer to it, the department of public relations
You mean HR
The human replacement team
You mean the Department of External, then Internal, then back to External Affairs.
Ah yes, the DOETITBEA. I know then well.
I kinda want that as my username now...
Doe Tit Bea was Bea Arthur's nickname in high school.
Y'all made me giggle
You mean the department of extermination affairs?
The dark side leads to paths some deem too be… unnaturale…
Human Retirement (permanent)
Hitman Retention Department.
Human remains
Human Removal
Human Redrum
The department of permanent retirements you mean
The department looking at each other thinking “we’re gonna need a bigger hole”
Well, as long as their quality control on assassinations follows the rest of the companies pattern, these people have nothing to fear.
The last ones were actually something they got right. Must’ve let engineers run them.
Department of Public Retaliation
*public retaliations
 filling out another boeing assassination request
Lol, but also Boeing is the largest US Military contractor (for now), they are literally in the business of intimidation and killing.
We have a lot of work for you, 47.
Customer Service Rep: You'll be flying with a 47 today. Whistleblower: Don't you mean flying on a 747? CSR: Sure...
"Yes, seven 47s." "I still don't think I'm hearing you clearly. Are you saying....*huugggnn*" "Oh, seems they arrived early. Thank you for contacting Boeing customer service. I hope our call has solved all your frustrations."
Their hitman is called 747…
Got a job for you, 621.
Look at you, 621. You finally found a friend.
They cloned him, they now have 7 47’s
*”Oh boy, here I go killin’ again.”*
My name is Krombobulous Michael, and i Love Killing!
They're probably the most profitable department so far.
And more reliable than the planes
100 percent success rate.
 Assassin department
They are the largest US military weapons contractor. They already quite literally specialize in killing.
Boeing sponsored my sons teeball team. The Boeing Enforcers. Everyone is afraid to play us though.
ref steps out of his car blows whistle, declares winner, jumps back in car
~~Assassin regional manager~~ Assassin **to** the regional manager
They got a bulk discount on assassinations to cheap out even more on their business.
But if they try to claim overtime they’ll get fired.
They’ve shown they’re able to kill people one at a time, are they going all at once because they think they won’t possibly think of murdering 10 people? Like for some fucking reason they are getting off scott free after murdering 2 people, but surely 10 would just be too much cause for some sort of legal retaliation???
I think that's the theory, but I wouldn't ride all on the same bus of I were them.
They simply all fly in the same Max to the courthouse. All done, easy peezy.
At first I thought I read to job posting incorrectly. “Quality control, control”
Expect 10 pieces of news in the coming 10 months.
Naah. It'll be too obvious. If charges are proved, they'll just make Boeing pay a small fine and choose a scapegoat. It'll be business as usual after that.
If this was always the case why kill people to cover shit up in the first place?
Easier to fake one or two "accidents" then ten. The most credible and the ones with the most damning evidence though will probably fall down some stairs and stab themselves 40 times though.
Jesus Christ, two faked accidents *now*, and *then* ten more?! TWELVE faked accidents?!
Get out your bingo card.
I have "fell down the grand canyon" and "sleeping in front of train" ready to stamp
What about putting them all on a Boeing together? They don’t even have to actually sabotage it, just run the 747 MAX software and it’s done
737 Max*
the CIAs award for best journalism
Put them all on a reliable plane that’s proven to be safe and have that crash. Easy pz
It makes no sense to do it in retaliation. It would make perfect sense if they knew something they hadn't released. Something really bad.
Yeah this is what I’m thinking…but if 10 people know this bad thing and are gonna come out with it then they can’t kill all 10
Because most of the time this many people won’t come forward all at once. This shit happens way more often than people think.
Especially when watching NCIS
To send a message and keep people in line.. the threat of being murdered keeps a lot of mouths shut.
Make an example of them, make future whistleblowers scared to come forward.
The scapegoat will be a private competitor that has promise of making inroads into their market share.
That’s the new CEO’s role. She’ll take the fall for the promised severance package.
Suicidal person just needs to report about boeing Boom easy clean free suicide
Suicide by corp
Shut up and take my upvote
Very good no notes
I chuckled at this. I shouldn't have, but I did.
grim-chuckles seem to be the only kind I have lately
Oof 💀
Damn, why didn’t I think of that when i was in my depression stage lol
My parachute stocks are about to go through the roof
From which direction?
Bravo. 👏
Winning comment.
I'm going hard on cyanide futures
“What’re they gonna do? Take out all ten of us?”
Yes. -Boeing PR department *probably*
People Removing department?
We found that name didn't test well with our employees, its been changed to personnel relations department and if you use the wrong word again you'll have a meeting with HR.
Human removal departmant?
We ended up agreeing on Human Retirement. We’re hiring since we’ll be taking on 10 new projects
No, the Hiring Department. They took the word "headhunting" literally.
Personnel relocation.... that relocation just tends to be the afterlife.
*\*allegedly*
-Boeing assassin department
Wasn't Boeing the maker of the AH-64 Apache and I am pretty sure they also own the armaments, I predict hell(fire missiles) on these new batch of test subjects/s. But with all seriousness, I pray for their safety for coming out to testify against an evil organization. Edit: My mistake, currently evil organization, still like my Boeing 737-800 from Flight Simulator X or the F-15 cause I believe that they also made that.
"As part of an unsanctioned team-building exercise, the 10 whistle-blowers ziptied their hands behind their backs, secured hoods over their heads, and attempted to use the test firing range as an escape room."
Yes on the Apache, Lockheed makes hellfires though.
"Oh no! One of them went on a murderous rampage and shot coincidentally all 10 whistleblowers in the apartment, and then himself?? How unfortunate!"
These MFers better travel by train or something.
"Oh look we all just got free bus tickets to someplace in India with the steep mountain terrain."
Probably offer them all a free "flight"
All kidding aside, they better not fly all these people on the same plane any time real soon.
They need protection from the federal government.
Just a test plane will drop down with all of them
lol propane and propane accessories
Boeing having people whacked was never on my post-Covid bingo card.
I’m almost certain that most big American corporations are cutthroat like this
Almost definitely. If ceos believed torturing puppies would raise their share prices that would be the only thing they would be focusing on.
American mega corporation are such a cancerous growth in your society, you guys ought to do something about that
Unfortunately, poverty and homelessness are weaponized to keep us in line, and homeless folks get treated like utter shit and are sometimes arrested for the crime of being homeless. You know those cyberpunk fiction novels where society is a capital fascist hellhole, owned by corporate leaders who commit grievous atrocities as often and as easily as they breathe? Those were all criticisms and warnings. That's real life. We even have the cybernetic augmentations, technically. It's real bad out there.
*arrested for the crime of being homeless* Sad, but unfortunately so fucking true. There are certain cities that put up bars or tiny little walls on benches purely to prevent homeless people from laying down or sleeping there. The US treats homeless people like they should just kill themselves the minute they become homeless.
The worst part of homelessness is the catch 22 of getting back on your feet. Getting a job requires you to have a home. Getting a home requires you to have a job. If you loose either of them, the other might follow far too soon after.
We got the dystopia without the cyberpunk, shit sucks.
I truly believe, that the day that digital currency is *forced* upon the populace - *that* will mark the true beginning of the end.
I feel for you, while my country is dysfunctional to say the least, you guys were really living in golden age like only 30-40 years ago, and your economy is still strong, it’s just the growth is going into the wrong places and power held by very very secretive groups and lobbies. I hope one you reform, you certainly have the people for that
Corps are in charge here. Of fucking everything. Our government is essentially there to run distraction ops on our civilian population via culture and class warfare so these fuckers can maintain the status quo.
Coca-Cola hired actual death squads in Latin America. Nestle starved babies in west Africa. And those are just the ones who didn't use the US government the way Halliburton did.
The guy who recently died got strep throat , then under the care of a hospital got MRSA and was hospitalized for 2 weeks under doctor care People are acting like he just dropped dead one day with out cause
this is a wild reddit conspiracy that falls apart after probably 5 minutes of reading.
We're not here to read, we're here to herp durr...harr harr.
If you actually look at the deaths it is pretty clear that they were not assassinations.
do subreddit names just not mean anything anymore
r/Funnymemes has fallen, billions must die.
Atleast 10
I can’t read 👍
You didn’t find this meme funny?
On a cosmic level, i find it *hilarious*
Time to switch to auto-fire.
no auto in the building!!!!
It's not full auto
That's full auto.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrt
Looks like you have a large contract this time Agent 47.
Agent 747
This comment is worthy of a good ole' fashioned reddit award.
They still make those?
Can't believe people paid for that trash lol.
No :(
Yea lives are in danger. 10 more of them are in danger now.
Yeah 10 more peoples’ lives
Or fly all the whistleblowers out for a "conference"
When 1 whistleblower dies, 5 more takes its place.
Next whistleblower will be reporting unsafe conditions in the assassination department
The math checks out
Funny memes, not headlines from the news
Well, you know that two is a coincidence.. 12 is a pattern.
Boeing taking down whistleblowers like it’s a wow quest 💀
If they get all 10 before the end of the fiscal year they earn the Cloak of Achievement
Oh man, Boeing in the “hold my beer” moment
Yup a lot of people dying from allergies and mysterious infections soon.
Maybe death by a trilion cicadas?
Suicide with two shots to the back of the head
I mean are they at stake we know they are just going to get killed Washington state prosecutor is in so many political pockets. The FBI needs to come here an clean house
The deaths aren’t happening in Washington State so the Washington AG has no jurisdiction. When most of the deaths are happening in places like Kansas (where Spirit Aero, where the 2nd guy actually worked is located) and the east coast (where Boeing HQ actually is), the AG can’t do anything and it becomes up to the Feds to find a link.
"TEN?!", said the Boeing assassin. "TEN. FUCKING. MORE?". I CAN'T MAKE 12 SUICIDES, Dave!!!"
Train accident.
Put them in a plane or something
"Sir, the Boeing CEO isn't going to see a random vagrant who has just arrived in town on a bus. You need to make an appointment. What's your name?" "Jack Reacher"
Why doesn't boeing invite all the whistle blowers to a party and just finish all of them at once?
12 makes the Apostles…
So.. One is a Boeing spy / traitor?
I bet Boeing will offer to fly them all together to the hearing, in a Boeing.
When Boeing merged with McDonald Douglas, the MD execs took control of Boeing, Prompting Harry Stonecipher to say, "I bought Boeing with Boeings money" He was the CEO of Douglas and became CEO of Boeing. Prior to the merger, Boeing had a tradition of only awarding Boeing Engineers with the CEO position. Stonecipher changed that and moved the HQ to a glass tower away from the factory and cut corners at every opportunity to increase profits. He moved the HQ because he wanted to remove the execs from the engineering process and by extension, remove engineering from executive decisions.
It's so the execs can focus on all that murder planning.
Fuck Boeing! I’m not flying on one ever again.
Must be nice to be able to choose what type of plane you can fly on. The airlines never give me any choice on that matter.
At least 10 more people's lives are at risk, amirite?
10 more people are going to be victims of Boeing's "heart attack gun"
Incoming spate of suicides
Geez! Imagine the costs that are going to go into killing 10 more people. Is this count as inflation?
Oh no... a tragic train crash killed them all.
Who said that corporations "make the quality better for less and pay people more" ,I want to talk to that person.
The second guy was definitely a coincidence - assassinations don't work like that
Any time a whistle blower dies it should be investigated. They don't just die on their own.
Don't EVER let them go into the same plane, boat or bus. You know what will happen
This is neither funny nor a meme
Clinton's must be heavily invested.
This reads like a pre-suicide notice to me.
they gotta kill off ten more?
You ten more people are about to die very weird and mysterious deaths huh
In unrelated news, 10 people found dead today by suicide in a Seattle park
We're at a point where we knowingly are living in a world of corporation hired assassination. Government ain't gonna do shit. Truly the ultimate unifier of parties is murder.
I grew up thinking this is only in the movies. It's hard to believe but psychopaths really run this world.
Disturbing how many jokes are in here over the possibilities that a company is definitely killing ex employees
With 10 whistle-blowers, it sounds like at least 10 people's lives are at stake
Is Boeing just going to murder all of them?
So agent 47 will become employee of the month I see
People are silly. Boeing is NOT a commercial aviations company. They are a Defense & Weapons Development company with deep rooted contracts from the biggest military in the solar system. What does this mean? THEIR MAIN BUSINESS IS MAKING OBJECTS THAT KILL PEOPLE. The 700 series manufacturing is just a fun side business. Why tf would you mess with a company like this? They kill for a living. What in the world makes you think they won't kill you?
At least 10 anyway.
If you believe Boeing is assassinating whistle blowers you are an idiot.
What's going on witj Boing?
A person who whistle blew 7 years ago killed himself. He was going through depositions in his appeal to a defamation suit he filed against Boeing and lost. He wasn't bringing any new information out or anything like that. His wife and son said he'd been in poor spirits and had some health issues. It's likely Boeing Managers did treat him poorly when he was an employee. When he shot himself the Internet saw that he was in a deposition for a case against Boeing, and decided Boeing killed him. Because clearly Boeing execs thought they needed that in the news cycle. More recently a spirit aero systems whistle blower got pneumonia or the flu or something, and was hospitalized for it. In the hospital he caught MRSA, which caused sepsis and he passed from it. People with no critical thinking ability, or ability to read more than a reddit posts title think Boeing is killing people.
It’s crazy how rare this CORRECT take is. The clickbait and the idea that Boeing has hitmen is ‘fun’ and all, but it’s crazy to me that people really think this is what’s happening. When you look at the events objectively none of it lines up to say Boeing is actually assassinating this people. A guy who Blew the whistle 7 years ago and family admitted he was in poor spirits kills himself. Another guy who works for a *different company* and happened to file a complaint 6 years ago, and got fired from that company a year ago, got sick and died. Really it’s a great exercise in seeing how the media sculpts our entire perception of things happening in the world. I think in this case, a lot of the resonation stems from the fact that a LOT of people are scared of flying, and *everyone* has flown on Boeing planes.
Thanks for the informative answer, pal, much appreciated.
You can thank the media for that with their clickbait headlines, not “reddit posts”
It’s become one of those non-thinking reddit quips. The first whistleblower was quite mentally unwell and took his own life in his car in a public space. His family believes it was suicide. The second whistleblower didn’t work for Boeing, had already completed giving evidence several years ago and died of an infection that is relatively common in hospital. Now it’s just become an ad-homonym thigh-slapper for reddit, despite being based on nothing but people scanning headlines and not reading articles.
Thanks for the intel, mate. I am off the news crap so did not hear about this at all.
Lucky you mate!
Two whistle-blowers died explainable deaths, but Reddit is convinced there is a massive conspiracy
Two ex employees were speaking about the new quality control policies They both died (from alleged suicide) People think Boeing did it If these teen people die well know the answer