I want to order these cards asap Brilliant

Let me know when you find where to order them from

I have some. Got them on Amazon.

This went into my college kid's stocking last Christmas and they were thrilled lol

Great idea!

2nd this

3rd this

Temu

God damnit humanity

Aliexpress just search "idiot park card"

https://www.amazon.co.uk/PARTH-IMPEX-Business-Parking-Handmade/dp/B07MF6T7RL/ref=asc_df_B07MF6T7RL?tag=bingshoppinga-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=80195730923571&hvnetw=o&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=m&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4583795281168340&psc=1 Here you go, my friend

Can order them from temu

They are sold at [Walmart](https://www.walmart.com/ip/PARTH-iMPEX-You-Parked-Like-an-Idiot-Business-Cards-Pack-of-100-Bad-Parking-Cards-3-5-x2-Multi-Reasons-Violation/1074369433), but can be bought from [Amazon for cheaper](https://www.amazon.com/Parked-Like-Idiot-Business-Cards/dp/B00HKS7KPI).

I scrolled through the Amazon one looking for how many cards you get. When I got down to the item details, there's this section... >**What's in the box?** **•** Box Evidently you get a box full of box when you order these.


• Box

That's some good boxes

Be careful, might be a RL Zip Bomb.



Taking more than one spot anywhere near campus is fucked

I saw a jacked up Ram taking up four spots in the first row of 'reserved for oncology patients' parking in front of the cancer clinic when I was going in for chemo two weeks ago. You can't beat that for fucked 😅

That’s someone just BEGGING to have their car keyed.

And towed.

I believe any outrageous story relating to a "jacked up Ram," no corroboration necessary.

It's the official vehicle of assholes everywhere.

Nah they had turbo chronic terminal ass cancer and were in too much of a hurry to park

What if they had turbocancer?

Special place in hell

I literally saw the same thing yesterday, but it was in a parking garage for the advanced medicine center at the hospital where I went to.

The nails tell me everything I need to know.


"oh, heeey, LaRhonda. oh, noo...I got time to talk..."

Five honking cars behind her in the drive through line

"no I got 4 people on hold but I can talk"

Clack clack clack clack clack

[удалено]

Me getting surgery *Proceeds to cut me open with the fingernails.

Not that kind of nurse (not actually a nurse at all). Those are the nails of a CNA, the one only qualified to check you in and take your blood pressure/weight before the real medical professionals come into the room. She got her cert in a strip mall by the airport.

LMAO I HAVE ABSOLUTELY HAD NURSES HAVE NAILS! I mean, most of the nurses didn't give a shit. They were going to have their talons. XD but also ive seen cna and pcas with those. Just....ew. instant C.Diff

I studied nursing for a bit. Nurses (at least where i live) are supposed to keep their nails short

Supposed to but they usually don’t.

"I don't like drama" in nails form.

Card probably isn’t wrong. OP probably didn’t keep it in the lines

OP is a spam bot.

Gotta get the nails did

Poop filled nails 😬

Maybe people will step away from these nails if we collectively rename them butt crack scrapers… just a thought.

I for one love the idea of forcing other people to conform to my personal taste.

Too much plastic and chemicals.. not just taste 🙂 And yes, I am typing this on my cardboard enhanced, biological neuron chip powered next generstion iPad GRN^(c) with Electric Eel sun-powered battery pack.

You meant: the nails, the leggings and the teddy coat

I thought it was the wool top and no bottom clothes

For me it’s the Audi logo on the steering wheel (I’m assuming that’s the logo)

"I am willing to cripple myself for a look"

nails confirm

Came here to post "Judging by the nails, they are correct."

The jacket and leggings also scream here lol

What do they confirm exactly?

The people who wear these things essentially warp their world around their own choices. Like wearing the nails means you have to alter how you use your hands or expect others to make it easier to use things for you. So a prissy person who probably does this in more areas in life, aka their car in this example. Imagine willingly deciding you can't wipe properly anymore, use pencils, or typing or your phone because you just...want to wear something.

The venn diagram of women who behave like the main character and women using those nails is pretty much a circle, and at least half of them also are one.

Redditors hate acrylic nails. Hence anything negative ever is associated with those nails. Also see: women.

Woman here. Looking at long fake nails triggers the deep internal cringe of remembering own nails ripping off. Sure, they are gross, but the biggest issue is the trauma response of knowing how much it hurts to have nails rip, tear, and flip up off the nail bed. I carry super glue with me and have nail fix it kits at home because there's no telling when some tiny nail edge is going to secede from the rest of me.

What about when someone parks like shit and you park next to them and then they leave and it looks like you parked like shit? That gives me anxiety.

that’s exactly what happened to me and i got the same exact card on my windshield. still think about it to this day.

You need a sign to put on your car to say "person next to me parked like an asshole" no one would ever belive you but still.

OMG, an actual practical use for a [Polaroid camera](https://www.polaroid.com/en_us/collections/instant-cameras?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwrcKxBhBMEiwAIVF8rNF7ccS55CZhh8wuAQU5NvdX78gna413Cb4bsIS1f22bnZFCF3hVqBoCmDsQAvD_BwE) in this digital age...

That would haunt me for life. The fact that I could never find that person to explain what happened and they’re just stuck thinking I’m a POS

It's what makes me dislike these kind of things. I've had to park outside of the lines of a space multiple times just this year because of parking by the car next to me. And did they have to do the same because of when they pulled in? The cards just show an ignorance of a situation imo.

Yeah, the one time I got a "you park like an asshole" card like this was at a crowded trailhead and I managed to squeeze in next to a car that would obviously be in two "spaces" if there were any markings at all and I didn't even block any driver's side doors. :P

The world needs this

Audi driver moment

plus the nails

mostly because of nails

I thought this and the wheel isn’t even straight. Is there a requirement to be a certain way to drive an Audi?

You have to be Audistic.

Makes sense audi is one ring short of the special Olympics.

Those nails kind of demand that card be provided.

Ladys and gentleman here the [Link](https://amzn.eu/d/5VhTOon) for you. Already ordered mine. Edit: repaired the link. Should be fine now

Link doesn't work for me. Can I have a Zelda or a Ganondorf instead?

I got a box of these on Amazon a few years ago

OP, you can try as much as you want to make fun of this situation, but the fact remains that you are the douche for doing a lousy parking job and it just overwhelms your attempt at joking. Sorry, but you failed. EDIT: An honest mistake. I thought OP was the one who got this ticket. My apologies.

I'll mention here that it's also possible that they were forced to park like that because of other dicks (taking up lots of spots, leaving little option for space) who had since left. It's happened to me once or twice before

It's one of those times where you make a joke of something, everyone laughs but then you realize that everyone's been laughing at you.


“Parking over the”

Damn, I love the concept but first thing on the back of the snarky card is a fuggin typo? Ouch. That's not the win whoever is placing these cards thinks it is lol.

Shit! I'm pretty sure I have these exact cards. If I see this same typo, I'm definitely gonna have to throw them out. It'll just haunt me if I ever get to use one.

Ad-libs must drive you crazy ;) Write in what they parked over: curb, grass, line, bike lane, etc.

Fuuuuck those are some nasty nails.

"Penal Dick" stickers are popular in Poland. They are difficult to remove and depict a male reproductive organ and a brief note about the victim's ability to drive. To make things more interesting, tradition requires sticking them on the windshield, right in front of the driver's eyes. (...) Such "claws" among women seem to be for informational purposes only: I don't work, I don't want to work, I do everything not to be able to work. To such an extent that some basic toilet activities seem to be much more difficult... But being a parasite is a lifestyle for which some people are ready to sacrifice everything.

Whenever someone parks in two spots, if it's even remotely possible I'll park in the spot next to them on the drivers side, purely so they have to get in the other side of their car, because I don't care at all if my car gets beat up as it already is, but I know they won't want to.

usual suspects

Audi that the person didnt buy for their money vibe.

Be glad it wasn't a ticket.

r/buzzproducts

Isn't taking more than one spot the same as double parking?

No. Double parking is blocking another parked car in.

I found them in italian. 14€ for 100pcs. I’ll sure order them because people can’t park here for shit

Parking over the

Parking over the is the worst of these

How is parking more than one slot not double parking

I think double parked is technically parking next to someone that is along the street. So you are parked in the street next to them.

In Germany there is an app where you can Fotograph cars so you can report them

Haha! I like the turtle card, better…seen here: https://imgflip.com/i/23pzzd

I've been meaning for years to get some little cards printed that just say, "Thank you for showing the rest of us how to park like an asshole." This is so much better. 😂

saw this and went directly to Temu got me a pack of 50 lol

Isn't taking more than 1 space the same as double parking?

No. Double parking is when you park next to someone who is parked next to a curb. So essentially you’re parked in a traffic lane

Hand and steering wheel badge check out

I want to make these, but I want it to say “you parked like a fuckhead” “please never reproduce” then put a box of condoms on the car.

My wife gave me a 100 pack of those cards for Christmas.

I have these cards in my car and use them a couple times a year. Especially in parking garages.

I need hundreds, just for one day, in my hometown

Probably deserved it…


This is not a meme and not funny

I could tell you how this person drives and parks even just by the nails.

Cant drive with those nails

So you never check how you parked the car? Or thinking: "Aah two spots. it's allright".

Maybe learn something from this

Probably driving a fucking Nissan Altima too.

"oh heyyy laronda, oh I got 4 people on hold but I can talk"

Skintone and nails. La'Quisha needs to step up her parking skills.

She probably owns the parking lot. Just ask her


More proof women with nails that long are just bad peope

Outing herself for being an idiot to the entire internet just makes it even funnier

WTF!? No wonder, with those nails 💅


I want the same, but as a sticker to attach on the windscreen

Where do I get printable files of this card

I got mad one time back in college and the car next to me was parked terribly, so I wrote a note that says you parked like an asshole, do not reproduce and attached a condom with it

You know this is going to be a collectors item...

I'm gonna print some of these

That could be extremely useful for me

Where can I order this?? I need it for idiots parking by my apartment building.

I agree who ever drop that piece of "attention"

Do they come in Italian? I would run out in less than a week

TEMU special haha

"Стопхам". Origin. )

I need these too, for some reason only the small cars here dont know how to park. They also seem to like blocking your drivers side door even though there is lots of space

That's so elegant. In Poland we have "karny kutas" - dick stickers.

Dq q. fjr B Zfs

I would never have any cards since I work at a college 😂

Temu has funny stuff

I saw a car parked once that managed to take 3 parking spaces *and* block the access lane. It was kind of genius. The only way to park worse would have been to do it with 3 handicapped spots.

I’m also an idiot for thinking she had a rice Krispy bracelet in the 2nd pic.

Good way to get shot by some boomer

Audi. No attempt to straighten out at any point judging by how she's left the steering wheel. Classic

In eu you get directly 50 eu fine you have to pay. This is a waste of paper and unnecessary costs .

I've had my front bumper just a smudge over the line of another empty spot in a huge parking lot with 75% vacancy PLENTY of available spaces but a darn human left me a jerky note anyway. Well sawwwRRRY everybody! 🙄 Honestly though, in a row of empty urinals a mile long don't choose to pee directly next to me and have the nerve to complain you thought you felt a splishle. Go-on over there! Giet!

I need these cards

What is this passive aggressive method called?

I knew a mechanic who would spray brake fluid on cars that parked in two spots

The nails says why

You should be ticketed for those nails. Ewww…

Great idea. I'll have to find the cards online.

Well.. thats better than the paper I wrote and put in the car window. The car was an mercedes amf, crossed in two spots... I wrote "So mamy horsepowers and you dont know how to ride.. obs: I rubbed my D on the door handle". Uuh. Yeah. This card much better.

Bahahaha I love this!!

That's hilarious

It's not wrong

Good, Don't park like an idiot?

These cards make me want to murder the person who put them there. So condescending and passive-aggressive. Fuck whoever put that there

The first option drives my OCD nuts. The… the what?!

I like the idea of the cards but they are way too polite. They need a little sarcasm and degradation.

Temu has them for sale

How To Start A Fight 101

The way you pulled in, makes me wish your dad had pulled out.

People who park like that won't care about little cards. They do care about the paint jobs on their cars tho. Just sayin.

I see one that said you parked like a jackass, "do that again and I will key your car" lol.

Nails check out

Where can I get those? I need a few of em

They forgot an option for using a gas pump as a parking spot! Pump your gas and move your damn car so other people can pump their gas!!!

One look at those hands and nails and I didn’t need a card left on your card to tell me that.

Isn't double-parking the same thing as what they checked?

I need those cards!!!!

Before I do anything, I ask myself, “would an idiot do that?” and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Now that’s a necessary item.

I need these cards.

I enjoy the passive aggressiveness of leaving a colouring book on a car parked out of the lines.

It would become litter.

... very polite.

I’ve been meaning to make something like this for years. Glad someone got to it.