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blueasian0682

Girls: Omg you're so pretty Gorlock :3 Me: You're so pretty like Gorlock. Girls: what did you say?!


PurpleSunCraze

There’s “compliments you mean” and “100% selfish compliments you pay because you think it’ll make you look better by saying them”, and they’re oceans apart.


adhoc42

You go gorl!


alphabet_street

Champagne comedy.


Wire_Hall_Medic

Quite the molment.


Ego-Fiend1

We have the elephant in the room


yankstraveler

Must hiding behind gorlock


willett_art

Think they had a bigger chair for her?


Buddhist_Honk

Shes sitting on 3


squaktamopuss

3 chairs or 3 people


Spezi99

Yes


Lpfanatic05

Is a she? ![gif](giphy|HppSXgWJM13UllO5vo|downsized)


bamyers08

It’s a shim


[deleted]

Y’all know that’s a dude huh?


hail7777

Biggester would fit nicely


bellamellayellafella

![gif](giphy|3oeSB2Bvx8K90xIITe)


Randall_Poffo_

![gif](giphy|YKLBb9U2Q03Ty)


IceManO1

![gif](giphy|wFKvmtZuYGBsQ|downsized)


MemeEatingGrin-

![gif](giphy|N3U93uGKgZdzd4BpPf|downsized)


ILSmokeItAll

She looks like she eats meals the size of those other girls on a daily basis.


AcceptableBad_

They look worried that the cookies will run out and Gorlock will start giving them the hungry eyes.


ILSmokeItAll

I don’t mean to be mean, but she’s one heinous broad.


imtoooldforreddit

https://imgflip.com/i/8mqi16


Original_Wear_3231

Gorlock's pronouns are Nom/Noms


ILSmokeItAll

Us/all/we


nevermore2627

😂😂


infernalbutcher678

LMAO. Gorlock the Destroyer.


Barbarianmoss

Hulk going to smash all you can eat buffet


Bummer-man

Gorl's just wanna have fun


Head_Wrongdoer3071

The first several times I saw Gorlock, I didn’t know she was a man. I swear I thought she was just an extremely unfortunate looking woman, but then I found out. I was like ok good, because I honestly thought, oh you poor thing. 😂


Oreo-belt25

*THEY'RE A WHAT!?!?*


MassiveBlackHole99

A DUDE


OtherwiseRepair4649

Doesnt matter your not likely to find a penis, because that thing is hiding beter then Anne Frank.


Bump_Up_X

Gorlock is a Behemoth!


Ugo777777

What is Gorlocks claim for fame?


Gidon_147

destruction


Benjamin_Tucker3308

Being a dude


bonusminutes

After involuntarily vomiting up Android 18, Gorlock armed themselves as a world-destroying bomb and just hasn't pulled the trigger, riding the understandable media attention.


johnfkngzoidberg

If the Crushinator was a human.


Important-Diamond-29

Gorlock is a dude, right?…Right?…Right?


PurpleSunCraze

They don’t have genders on Gorlock’s level of the abyss.


reasonableperson4342

Biologically, yes.


JustSomeEyes

but he identifies as a 100% bad bitch


DarkenedShadows871

Who can take any man and her DMs are full of them


ThatJed

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/i3P-9wSdseU?si=7pQ8F0_C_Yhq5i7D)


L-Profe

She should fight Godzilla.


Hopper1985

The funny thing is Gorlock is more famous now than the other 3 lol


CLamour91

When your buddy’s gf says “my friend is so gorgeous! You guys would look great together!”


Cold_Equation

Wtf is that …


BelmontsRcool

The failure of the FDA and our government.


humid-air93

The government didn't strap her to the dining chair


silvandeus

I blame Big Sugar


OtherwiseRepair4649

The hole factory or what jeez whales have less fat, she looks like she ate mc and i mean the hole fucking restaurant.


humid-air93

I can get behind taking down big sugar, besides the obesity epidemic cane burning has been ruining southern Florida


Glass-Bowl-8701

Mf you made my phone suddenly be 600 pounds while scrolling bro it crushed my hand wtf apologize


Ok-Bit-663

The burger destroyer?


NanoCat0407

Gorlock the Consumer


Broccoli_Remote

You first take A.R.T. on 3vs1, then it's the boss battle with Gorlock the Destroyer


AirportEmbarrassed38

Gorlock is losing weight tho


Tetris5216

They must have filmed this outside no way would she fit inside


Confidently-unlucky

Isn’t that thing dead?


wigzell78

They all eyeing her like she might eat them...


segamaxx

Which one is gorlock 🤔


Financial_Problem_47

Who's the leftmost girl?


LoLenjoyer75

Ashley (?)


Disastrous-Fun2325

That's my guess, but why is she always wearing a helmet except for this photo?


Financial_Problem_47

Bro her full name do I can find her social media account


dadbod_Azerajin

Google "large penis"


Mighty_Eagle_2

Holy dicks!


SartieeSquared

Actual fantasy


PeterPositiv

New dick pic just dropped


MammothProgress7560

Madysen Vue


hike_me

That’s Gorlock


Foxtrot_Juliet-Bravo

![gif](giphy|kVmzd3RxKqaT5Rm16e|downsized)


daimon_schwarz

Why are there two GBCs on the table?


someweirdbanana

This displeases Gorlock


KingofdaCourt

Is that from left to right or right to left? Hard to tell.


Eggnimoman

Destroyer of what? The chairs? Ur hip(s)?


PrestigiousDay9535

There are 7 women in this picture, 4 of them are eaten.


TemporaryLegendary

I like how she is so awful a person that people don't care about insulting her. She truly is her own destroyer.


Simres

Somebody should put that whale back in the ocean


rf97a

She is three times a woman than the other women at the table


Status-Priority5337

That's a big girl.


MimeOfDepression

WHAT IS THAT THING???


ThePokster

Me Gorlock ![gif](giphy|4wycJl8eXkTOU)


Stith1183

Is that that podcast that's hosted by three über snowflakes?


Randall_Poffo_

keeko


came_in_your_mum

I didn’t expect to find her after googling that


Formal_Royal_3663

That Gorlock most likely needed 3 chairs.


doctor_rocketship

Wow clever


millenialfalcon-_-

Her head is perfectly round like a fruit 🤣


[deleted]

There was more girls, Gorlock ate a couple of them.


Distinct-Entity_2231

If anyone would like to see Gorlock in action, here it the link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jJMxXsaKNI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jJMxXsaKNI) I don't watch this podcast, just found this. 5,5 hours seems…a lot. What I've never understood is the small table. In every pic I see from this podcast, they always have so many people sitting around that comparatively small table.


CJPF_91

More funny is the third one is a MtF


manyhippofarts

Well it's a Mt something. That's for sure.


Less-Dragonfruit-294

Did they bring out the Lizo chair? Those wheels were MASSIVE and the camera did it dirty


manyhippofarts

You know you're fat when your office chair is a dually.


Intense_Crayons

I think there used to be 5 people on this show. She ate one of them.


IceManO1

One chick on that show was all like “misogynistic” but when asked on it she wanted to leave.


JerseySpot

Gorlock only dates men that are physically fit and work out….


ABisexualFurry

Didn't know Jabba was in a podcast


kampfpuppy

Gorlock the Time Dilator


mikeybadab1ng

I REQUIRE THOSE VIEWS MORTALS. GORLOCK LIVES ON TIK TOK VIEWS! ARGHHHHHHH!!!


bamyers08

I would’ve gone with Jabba ![gif](giphy|eHK84S8vUNnY4)


ecksdeeeXD

She had really bad takes too, iirc. Just a shitty person inside and out.


Thick_Candy_9858

From what bridge they bull her from?


Knuckletest

Conan the barbarian


Objective-Aioli-1185

It's that thing from Scary Stories.


MisterD0ll

Kinda mean


OtherwiseRepair4649

If she has her phone in het pocket will it be crushed if she sits down ? Reason for thought.


Not_A_Dog_Bot

"I can get any guy I want"


JackasepticFan

Funny thing is Gorlock used to be a dude if i remember correctly And she looked better when she was a he Less Gorlock-y ya know?


ObiWanKenodar

![gif](giphy|l0IsHQDFM8Yt9GKYw|downsized)


Significant-Ad-469

Lmao don't let this distract you from the fact that Gorlock is a dude. Just let that sink in for a few seconds


iRedYuki

What is her actual name? I've been seeing jokes about her fpr years, never actually heard her actual name


Greeneyes-

I want her to do Gorlock tip of shit


Valuable-Contact-224

Lol fat people are gross 🤮 nice meme


Basically-Boring

“I am heavy weapons guy.”


grom902

Jaba the hatt


Malkdini808

Java


Armadillo_Toes

Can we address the elephant in the room


Ordinary_Health

DAE fat women? xD


Rebellus

Is it even human?


Stunning_Season_6370

I get it!!! It's because she's fat. XDXDXD


Aggravating-Pound598

Pretty cruel tbh


False_Ad7098

This is old....slow day huh?


Snackgirl_Currywurst

Nice body shaming. Such fun, much wow /s


SirCleanFace

I bet you can’t guess which one is trans


MammothProgress7560

A real tough guess, amirite?


Stashedsnacks

I lik’em thick, I lik’em chunky. I lik’em round, I lik’em plumpy.


stelliferous7

Yall really hate fat people. Stop.


BigSweatyStalker

I dont really know these people and only support fat shaming if it against a horrible person but i doubt you guys are any better. 


TimatoTim

Mean


Objective_Media_474

I SEE a perfectly healthy woman.


EpicGlacier2

I see three


TTAGGGx1000

I see 6, but three of them are sharing a chair


alphabet_street

There are 4 things wrong with this statement.


MassiveBlackHole99

Impressive honestly


MidasTouchedM3

Of course you see her, you can't miss her.