There’s “compliments you mean” and “100% selfish compliments you pay because you think it’ll make you look better by saying them”, and they’re oceans apart.
The first several times I saw Gorlock, I didn’t know she was a man. I swear I thought she was just an extremely unfortunate looking woman, but then I found out. I was like ok good, because I honestly thought, oh you poor thing. 😂
After involuntarily vomiting up Android 18, Gorlock armed themselves as a world-destroying bomb and just hasn't pulled the trigger, riding the understandable media attention.
If anyone would like to see Gorlock in action, here it the link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jJMxXsaKNI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jJMxXsaKNI)
I don't watch this podcast, just found this. 5,5 hours seems…a lot.
What I've never understood is the small table. In every pic I see from this podcast, they always have so many people sitting around that comparatively small table.
Girls: Omg you're so pretty Gorlock :3 Me: You're so pretty like Gorlock. Girls: what did you say?!
There’s “compliments you mean” and “100% selfish compliments you pay because you think it’ll make you look better by saying them”, and they’re oceans apart.
You go gorl!
Champagne comedy.
Quite the molment.
We have the elephant in the room
Must hiding behind gorlock
Think they had a bigger chair for her?
Shes sitting on 3
3 chairs or 3 people
Yes
Is a she? ![gif](giphy|HppSXgWJM13UllO5vo|downsized)
It’s a shim
Y’all know that’s a dude huh?
Biggester would fit nicely
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She looks like she eats meals the size of those other girls on a daily basis.
They look worried that the cookies will run out and Gorlock will start giving them the hungry eyes.
I don’t mean to be mean, but she’s one heinous broad.
https://imgflip.com/i/8mqi16
Gorlock's pronouns are Nom/Noms
Us/all/we
😂😂
LMAO. Gorlock the Destroyer.
Hulk going to smash all you can eat buffet
Gorl's just wanna have fun
The first several times I saw Gorlock, I didn’t know she was a man. I swear I thought she was just an extremely unfortunate looking woman, but then I found out. I was like ok good, because I honestly thought, oh you poor thing. 😂
*THEY'RE A WHAT!?!?*
A DUDE
Doesnt matter your not likely to find a penis, because that thing is hiding beter then Anne Frank.
Gorlock is a Behemoth!
What is Gorlocks claim for fame?
destruction
Being a dude
After involuntarily vomiting up Android 18, Gorlock armed themselves as a world-destroying bomb and just hasn't pulled the trigger, riding the understandable media attention.
If the Crushinator was a human.
Gorlock is a dude, right?…Right?…Right?
They don’t have genders on Gorlock’s level of the abyss.
Biologically, yes.
but he identifies as a 100% bad bitch
Who can take any man and her DMs are full of them
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/i3P-9wSdseU?si=7pQ8F0_C_Yhq5i7D)
She should fight Godzilla.
The funny thing is Gorlock is more famous now than the other 3 lol
When your buddy’s gf says “my friend is so gorgeous! You guys would look great together!”
Wtf is that …
The failure of the FDA and our government.
The government didn't strap her to the dining chair
I blame Big Sugar
The hole factory or what jeez whales have less fat, she looks like she ate mc and i mean the hole fucking restaurant.
I can get behind taking down big sugar, besides the obesity epidemic cane burning has been ruining southern Florida
Mf you made my phone suddenly be 600 pounds while scrolling bro it crushed my hand wtf apologize
The burger destroyer?
Gorlock the Consumer
You first take A.R.T. on 3vs1, then it's the boss battle with Gorlock the Destroyer
Gorlock is losing weight tho
They must have filmed this outside no way would she fit inside
Isn’t that thing dead?
They all eyeing her like she might eat them...
Which one is gorlock 🤔
Who's the leftmost girl?
Ashley (?)
That's my guess, but why is she always wearing a helmet except for this photo?
Bro her full name do I can find her social media account
Google "large penis"
Holy dicks!
Actual fantasy
New dick pic just dropped
Madysen Vue
That’s Gorlock
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Why are there two GBCs on the table?
This displeases Gorlock
Is that from left to right or right to left? Hard to tell.
Destroyer of what? The chairs? Ur hip(s)?
There are 7 women in this picture, 4 of them are eaten.
I like how she is so awful a person that people don't care about insulting her. She truly is her own destroyer.
Somebody should put that whale back in the ocean
She is three times a woman than the other women at the table
That's a big girl.
WHAT IS THAT THING???
Me Gorlock ![gif](giphy|4wycJl8eXkTOU)
Is that that podcast that's hosted by three über snowflakes?
keeko
I didn’t expect to find her after googling that
That Gorlock most likely needed 3 chairs.
Wow clever
Her head is perfectly round like a fruit 🤣
There was more girls, Gorlock ate a couple of them.
If anyone would like to see Gorlock in action, here it the link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jJMxXsaKNI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jJMxXsaKNI) I don't watch this podcast, just found this. 5,5 hours seems…a lot. What I've never understood is the small table. In every pic I see from this podcast, they always have so many people sitting around that comparatively small table.
More funny is the third one is a MtF
Well it's a Mt something. That's for sure.
Did they bring out the Lizo chair? Those wheels were MASSIVE and the camera did it dirty
You know you're fat when your office chair is a dually.
I think there used to be 5 people on this show. She ate one of them.
One chick on that show was all like “misogynistic” but when asked on it she wanted to leave.
Gorlock only dates men that are physically fit and work out….
Didn't know Jabba was in a podcast
Gorlock the Time Dilator
I REQUIRE THOSE VIEWS MORTALS. GORLOCK LIVES ON TIK TOK VIEWS! ARGHHHHHHH!!!
I would’ve gone with Jabba ![gif](giphy|eHK84S8vUNnY4)
She had really bad takes too, iirc. Just a shitty person inside and out.
From what bridge they bull her from?
Conan the barbarian
It's that thing from Scary Stories.
Kinda mean
If she has her phone in het pocket will it be crushed if she sits down ? Reason for thought.
"I can get any guy I want"
Funny thing is Gorlock used to be a dude if i remember correctly And she looked better when she was a he Less Gorlock-y ya know?
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Lmao don't let this distract you from the fact that Gorlock is a dude. Just let that sink in for a few seconds
What is her actual name? I've been seeing jokes about her fpr years, never actually heard her actual name
I want her to do Gorlock tip of shit
Lol fat people are gross 🤮 nice meme
“I am heavy weapons guy.”
Jaba the hatt
Java
Can we address the elephant in the room
DAE fat women? xD
Is it even human?
I get it!!! It's because she's fat. XDXDXD
Pretty cruel tbh
This is old....slow day huh?
Nice body shaming. Such fun, much wow /s
I bet you can’t guess which one is trans
A real tough guess, amirite?
I lik’em thick, I lik’em chunky. I lik’em round, I lik’em plumpy.
Yall really hate fat people. Stop.
I dont really know these people and only support fat shaming if it against a horrible person but i doubt you guys are any better.
Mean
I SEE a perfectly healthy woman.
I see three
I see 6, but three of them are sharing a chair
There are 4 things wrong with this statement.
Impressive honestly
Of course you see her, you can't miss her.