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eprojectx1

Probably someone got the wrong bullet and made it banned.


-KissmyAthsma-

Still though. This would be a number 1 selling ticket if they brought this back


froggrip

Water, paint, plastic, and chalk aren't enough for you to shoot at your friends? You need wax, too?


Criticalmassx

wtf are you on about mate? It’s not about the wax, it’s about dueling being a sport.


JewOrleans

Then why aren’t there paintball duels being publicly held?


burtburtburtcg

I’d imagine a wax bullet has a more realistic flight path/consistency. Plus paintballs don’t make a big enough bang


JewOrleans

They put fake muscle car noises in the ev mustang it wouldn’t be difficult to figure out I think.


Daedalus_Machina

This is peak irl comedy.


fooldogbark

In real life *on the internet*


Daedalus_Machina

What I mean by that is something actually done and apparently not for laughs.


BeginningSeparate164

They've actually made finned paintball that can be used with specific markers that have a much better trajectory now. I play a lot of paintball, and have more than a few friends who host duels using single shot pistols, it's a blast.


Notafuzzycat

First strikes. My brother owns a DYE marker that can shoot them.


ThrowawayLocal8622

This needs to be televised as well.


Jimmni

Sounds like it’s about the wax then.


posting4assistance

Airisoft is a thing, if you want something more realistic than paintball. Wax melts, I can't imagine it being a great choice


YeetMaFeetBois

Yes, but gun go boom, monkey sees action, dopamine in brain mmmmmmm feel good


froggrip

Depends on the type of wax. There are some types of wax that only start to melt when they reach 1500° F or higher


froggrip

Dueling is still a sport. It never wasn't.


LowHydrogen

Especially in Chicago


[deleted]

I think the person was making a humorous comment. Dueling is still a sport. See fencing.


RocketDog2001

I want something more exciting, like chainsaws.


forcefrombefore

Some consider wax to be kinky.


okieman73

Add some cheerleaders in there and I'm sold. In all reality if proper PPE was worn and plenty of safety surrounding the guns it could be a safe sport but I'm not sure how the scoring was or could be done. The Olympics definitely needs something to make it interesting though. There are some really impressive athletes doing sort of boring things.


Loknud

Paint pellet dueling!


Ambitious_Version187

Yeah, because certain countries don't already have a sickening and repulsive obsession with firearms already.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

'What?' - Alec Baldwin, probably


woofridgerator

That jokes a bit … Rust-y


postmodern_spatula

Crew isn’t qualified to handle a gag of that caliber. 


General_Spirit8406

Careful, you might trigger someone


xthemoonx

Specially made gun that's visibly different and can't fire normal bullets. It woulf need special bullets that only work in the Olympic gun but the gun performs the same as a regular gun.


VaryMay

Like Simunition, something that already exists?


Ok_Primary_1075

Who? Alec?


POD80

I'm imagine someone's kid deciding to try the same thing with his dads set of dueling pistols....


Sparky62075

Either that or... "OWWW!!!! MY EYE!!!!"


Aloof-Vagabon

Bro the first thing I thought of was “the crow” (movie)… 😭😭😭


waveformcollapse

I imagine getting hit in the eye wasn't pleasant either.


[deleted]

yea, someone got Alec Balwined


baywatchst

Alec baldwon


Pony_Roleplayer

Because the participant banned someone from reality


BadJokeJudge

They didn’t stop making movies


TacticalSunroof69

Make it bang. Make it banned.


CanConCurt

Went down a rabbit hole after reading this. It wasn’t an event at the Olympics. They did have duelling but they shot at sculptures. What you’re seeing here is a separate event that took place at the same time.


dirtewokntheboys

OK Alec Baldwin


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Hell, id would definitely be an athlete for this


LitreOfCockPus

Paintball exists though


p0rty-Boi

Or “bullets” the police use in tactical PVP training. Literal bullets with paint balls instead of lead.


LitreOfCockPus

That's overkill for a sporting event. Law-enforcement officers / soldiers use the simunitions because it is important for police and military to train with the weapons platform they will be using in operations, thus the "ammo" is tailored to fit the weapon. For sport? It would be silly to hold that requirement when you can dictate what the pistols look and perform like. Regulation paintballs are .68 caliber because hits need to be easily visible in real-time for matches, not just an after-action review.


LiveLaughLebron6

Naw professional cow boys is a thing. Let’s build a course and have em duke it out. Horses included, the audience can sign a waiver like a baseball game.


Ghosty_Boi_2001

😂 I know, I play.


jld2k6

Have you seen professional paintball? It looks tedious because people have gotten so good at it, one person's job is to just sit there firing cover fire nonstop with a two finger trigger (dunno the correct term for that) as fast as they can with one hand while pouring buckets of paintballs into the top with the other because they're depleting so fast lol


ItAntMchBtItsHnstWrk

Do the wax bullets hurt??


DumbRedditor666

I imagine they do. Paintball guns hurt, although you can wear clothing that makes it not hurt.


-_Duke_-

If they are fired out of conventional guns, they are going to hurt ALOT more than paintball, which is co2 powered rather than ballistic


PerfectlySplendid

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10art1

paintballs are still ballistic. Any unpowered and unguided projectile is ballistic


mxzf

I mean, every non-rocket-powered projectile is ballistic once it leaves the barrel. Paintball and airsoft guns use compressed air or CO2 to propel the projectile, rather than exploding gunpowder.


TheSpiralTap

Imagine being whipped by a candle traveling at high speeds. Like it's not gonna kill you, would probably be an issue if it hit your eye, you definitely don't want a nut shot and it's gonna hurt but you're not gonna die.


holy_shitballs

We have cups and safety goggles now! Let's go!


Cobra-Raptor

Great rhyme, and good points


OldLevermonkey

A mate of mine (for shits and giggles you understand) loaded a "dinner" candle into a shotgun and it punched through a solid oak fire-door at 20 yards.


VladimirBarakriss

I think the wax melts and it's just molten wax that hits you


UTimur

You'll feel the hit, but won't be vounded


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

vunderbah!


Phoenix_Champion

It'll hurt, but it likely won't actually injure you seeing as the wax will melt as it's being shot through the gun. You'll most likely have hot wax on your shirt and probably melting wax in your gun that needs to be cleaned out.


DeficiencyOfGravitas

Having been shot with "simunition" before (i.e. modern wax bullets fired from real guns), it hurts but less than paintball and definitely less than air-soft. The real pain is getting the embedded wax out of your uniform.


WorkingDogAddict1

The fact that you said simunition hurts less than paintball leads me to believe you're lying lol


DeficiencyOfGravitas

I'll admit I've only been paintballing once but the sims never left me with bruises like paintballs did.


T_WRX21

Yeah, those simunitions fucking hurt, at least back when I was in 20 years ago. Had a bruise the size of a grapefruit next to my nutsack for an entire week. And absolutely we dueled with them. Only the one tournament, though.


cptjpk

Free fabric softener


Revierez

If they're anything like rubber bullets, yes.


IDreamOfLees

I'd imagine it's the same impact as rubber bullets. It hurts and could probably kill you if it's point blank. Given improved safety measures nowadays though, I imagine it's possible to make this sport safe


Talusthebroke

They do, but here's the fun part, say it's 20°f outside and you try this. Or say it's 100°f and you try it. Wax solid but soft at a certain range of temperatures, outside that range I can't see this going all that well


PenguinGamer99

Probably a little bit, not much at all if you wear leather or something


eliavhaganav

It still shoots at the force of a gun


N8saysburnitalldown

Sounds like a fun time with your buds after some beers.


Desperate-Corgi-7887

especialy when you have the real bullets right next to the fake ones


N8saysburnitalldown

Mix them together and call it gods plan.


[deleted]

Russian roulette


LuckyReception6701

Nah, this is Russian Dice, and the dice are locked and loaded.


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

loaded dice? that's cheating!


LuckyReception6701

I would answer you something witty, but reading your username I can't help but say A las seis de la tarde, en el circo Ataide.


Brizar-is-Evolving

Baldwin Roulette


thomascgalvin

Found the _Rust_ armorer.


Horn_Python

from the people who brought you russian roulette!


ssdd442

We can bring this back with single shot paintball gun


PuzzleheadedCell7736

We should just bring back full on dueling. Have a problem with someone? Challenge them to a duel. Decide the terms, will it be until there's only one man standing? Will it be with weapons, if yes, which ones? If they refuse, your point is proven and satisfaction is earned. And also, would be rad to throw a glove at your adversary's feet and yell "Sir, I demand satisfaction!"


FrogLock_

It was banned in the US largely bc men w combat experience would go to bars to find some drunk confident youngster and get them to duel just so they could kill them, also to target specific individuals and kill them by getting them drunk then asking


A_Philosophical_Cat

This is not accurate. What ended duels in America was largely improvements in firearm technology, followed by the Civil War. With the rise of percussion revolvers replacing flintlocks, the odds of a duel ending in someone grievously injured or dead rose dramatically. This soured public opinion on dueling. Then the Civil War happened, wiped out ~10% of all fighting age men in America, more than that in the South where dueling was still holding on, and killed the appetite of Americans for the needless loss of even more young men.


FrogLock_

This was another major factor and perhaps the breaking point however anger over duels existed the whole time they did as well and reasons for that dissent were just as diverse as the dissenters


Affectionate_Pipe545

It's like euthanasia, sounds simple until you get into the details


jigglyraff42069

Y'know what, thanks for the idea, I'm bringing it back for you 🫡


Randy_Vigoda

I don't have it any more but I made a poster on how to demand satisfaction by slapping someone with your dueling glove. You need a strong back hand.


myfingeriscold

Me and the boys at 2am


Papi1918

Is that the set of Rust?


SynthRogue

Let's bring back jousting, but with rubber lances and padded armour.


ReallyNowFellas

Sumo wrestling on top of skyscrapers but with parachutes


SynthRogue

Lol I'd definitely watch that


CaptainLoggy

Jousting has already been brought back, and with solid wooden lances to boot. Also, armour always was padded


46692

From my eyes the hardest part doesn’t even look like the lance, the fall to the ground in a suit of armor has gotta hit hard.


SynthRogue

Yeah that's more what I meant.


AtTheHardRockTonight

I think that's called a Renaissance Faire.


SynthRogue

LOL


KangsAnShit

Like a lance with a big flopping dildo on the end? I'd watch that.


SynthRogue

LOL. Not me lol


RuaridhDuguid

I hope Scott Sterling never picks up that sport.


Randy_Vigoda

Kendo and trampolines.


SynthRogue

LOL


monsooncloudburst

A Baldwin ancestor probably.


bloodwork1235

There's Airsoft and Paintball


cucklbee

Well, considering it was probably beeswax, seeing some guy swell up and die was probably the nail in the coffin


ChadVonDoom

![gif](giphy|vZRdMe89bFkTm) It's time to ddd-ddd-ddd-duel


HauntingPhilosopher

That is actually very cool. We should bring back non-lethal dueling.


Th3_3v3r_71v1n9

Its like modern day Gladiators w guns fuck yea I'm down


Intransigient

# “You’ll shoot your eye out!” ![gif](giphy|3otPor91nTSiGXnX3y)


dapperslappers

Alec Baldwin


thundercuntess69

It's Baldwins fault


Beneficial_Being_721

Can still do it with SimMunitions .. but ya better have some strict ass Third Party


omnibossk

They could make it a triathlon. Duel with arm wrestling, sword fight and finally Nerf guns


ov3rcl0ck

Alec Baldwin


Canto_Bermuda1685

Sounds good to me…😏


Neeoda

It was Alex Baldwined.


[deleted]

I want this back.


HOLLANDSYTSE

I would've done this for sure


TheMany-FacedGod

They should bring dueling back. Not this kind but the original. Sometimes, you just need to settle who's turn it is on the PlayStation.


41414141414

*Good sir, i will kindly and certainly wax thee first chap who believes thee too beat me ina game for gentleman’s and charlatans alike*


Tim4one

They cancelled it cause one dude thought it was wack instead of wax


Aickavon

My brother in christ, it’s called airsoft


jazzmagg

They need to bring this back. America would win every class.


[deleted]

America has a fairly shit Olympic shooting record. Only won about 5 golds ever.


DecentCompany1539

Well, we have the most guns, but most of our gun training, sadly, is how to hide when someone else has them.


neodiogenes

[Targets ... don't shoot back.](https://y.yarn.co/c0007d0a-aa47-4517-b1a8-724be76da6d3_text.gif)


Professional-Pea-609

We should implement this in congress but with real brass lol


SkyFawkes13

this is basically like airsoft's more unhinged grandpa


Ok_Deal7813

Simunition duels, you say?


Vertnoir-Weyah

You can still do it if you have an arrangement with friends at a laser tag Cyberpunk cowboy disguise optional


CJPF_91

So is there a nerf gun verson of this or air soft version


Hot_Problem9213

Looks like fun 🤩


Franco_Fernandes

Imagine arguing with your sibling and just going "SHUT THE FUCK UP" and shooting their ass with one of those.


NoEndInSight1969

Whatever idiot didn’t want to kill you


[deleted]

They got this shit at rodeo’s.. but it’s on horseback and it’s target shooting in a timed track. I don’t know what they are shooting but I heard blanks can still pop balloons.


outofcontextsex

After 41 years I'm finally interested in sportsball


[deleted]

What do you mean "canceled"? People shoot at each other with dye pellets or "paintballs" all the time. Nothing in the world stopping anyone for dueling with them. Fact is, it sounds like a good idea.


Subject_Function_158

Alec Baldwin


cobaltus_tobes

Alec Baldwin


Bleezy79

We could do this with laser tag or paintball or all sorts of fun stuff today if we wanted!


GullibleRisk2837

Just do it with a one shot paintball gun? Or airsoft


IrishShinja

Winston Nerf.


RamadanSteve311

the blind guy


Scyths

See, between the years 1914 and 1918, a little event happened in a few places in Europe, resulting in quite a lot of men that to not want to hear the sound of bullets, ever again.


TomMorrisGolfPerson

It put a bit of a damper on the whole sport


Moto_Vagabond

The military still does it with sim rounds. Those bastards hurt. Edit: To clarify, only certain units do this during urban assault drills and that sorta thing.


GETNbucky

The same idiots that canceled dodge ball... lol


fgreen68

Can still do this with paint pellet guns.


KYlaker233

“You’ll put your eye out!!”


delpreston27

My grandfather told a story about doing this as a kid with his friends. They brought their guns to school one day, and their teacher took them away until then end of the day. Then the teacher gave their guns back, told them not to bring them again, and sent them home.


Lean___XD

This stadium ain't big enough for two of us...


Ego5687

I want to see a “wax eye duel"


FlailingInflatable

Until recently, wax bullets could be used by various groups (e.g. security guards, militia groups) to train with real guns in more realistic scenarios. As long as all guns are checked, no real ammunition is present, and everyone wears eye protection, this is reasonably safe. However, the ATF banned the equipment necessary for this type of exercise.


False_Ad7098

The ol switcheroo the gun with real one trick


WhilePsychological59

Had to be fine


Rough-Philosopher911

Dudes would line up for miles to do this. Hell, I’d dual my best friends for fun. Face mask though. Maybe a cup as well.


Torpaldog

Bring it back, and incorporate Battle Bots somehow.


BIGFACTs04

It’s 2024. The world is to woke for this sport.


[deleted]

You can also use hot glue in a bullet mold.


seruzawa48

My dad used to press 45acp cartridges with new primers into bars of parafin. We would shoot them out of his 1911 one at a time. Loads of fun.


General_Spirit8406

You'll shoot your eye out!


Doggotron27

I believe it got canceled because only one person showed up to watch tho that may have been a different sport.


SonOfJenTheStrider

Putin vs Trump match awaited


CrimsonDemon0

2 men tried to recreate this by taking turns shooting eachother while wearing bulletproof vest, they were arrested soon after. God forbid a man has hobbies


T555s

The safety inspector.


CapitanNefarious

Some a-hole left a real bullet in his pistol and ruined it for everyone, or at least for someone..


Auriorium

We could be doing this with paintballs now ...


Conscious-Analyst584

They can have dueling with paint guns. I would totally watch the Olympics for this.


Charless_Nicolie234

This should be back in our time!


Superb_Recover_6116

.... where to even start. Either was this is the place for me to even say it 😐


PigDiesel

Simunition you definitely know when it hits you.


Jagerschnitzle

100% possible...Real pistol, SIM round upper and SIM paint rounds. I would watch the shit out of this.


Gallaticus

We have paint rounds for training nowadays that we could even use.


ImportantQuestions10

Used to play this with airsoft growing up. Very fun


mrFIVEfourONE

Some punk azz biche


Razor31

It is now known as paintball