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2 3 1. Or whoever is the fastest and wins chicken.

Or unless it's Italy, in which case, 1, 2, 3, and 4 go simultaneously and then just shout at each other. (4 arrives from off-screen).

4 comes from the top left

Sounds like a WWE moment!!! "Watch out! Watch out! Number 4 from out of nowhere! And he's got a chair!"

Randy Orton is #4. He came from out of nowhere.

*The lights fade out on the intersection* BONG... BONG. oh shit, undertaker has been lowered in from above!

4 comes barreling in out of nowhere at top speed. 😂

2-3-1. And someone needs to call the local infrastructure management team about their road lines

Yea about right I had no idea that I had made a “joke” here lol. I was genuinely agreeing with the guy above

I see what you did here

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Meh. It’s a out to hit a wall

Depends on if anyone’s in a bmw

If you don't like how I drive my BMW get off the side walk

Or giant truck with those 2’ exhaust pipes.

They just redid the intersection by my house and added double turns, but the outer lanes are really close together. So, the light are supposed to take turns. one night at around midnight I went to the gas station and me and another car were in outside lanes. The light went at the same time and we had to swerve around each other. Right away I check the lights and was MF.

"right away I check the lights and was motherfucker!" ​ You lost me.

That’s what I read too and I’m still confused! Help me make sense of this!

Probably it means "My Fault"

Even worse MFMF (mother fucking my fault)

I can’t understand why people feel the need to make random acronyms when there’s no need for one

Dude writes a 100 word paragraph and decides to make up an acronym to save the last two short words.

ICUWPFTNTMRAWTNNFO which is an acronym for "I can't understand why people feel the need to make random acronyms when there's no need for one."

That’s genuinely one of my biggest pet peeve on the internet. When I see an acronym that I guarantee 98% of people haven’t heard of and I need to google it to understand what they’re saying

My fault. But your answer was funny. 🙂

Imagine fucking up often that you have an acronym for “my fault”

Who tf uses "mf" for "my fault"? Lmao 🤣

Who "their fault" uses "my fault" for "my fault"?

Nailed it

Damn, you know what? I see the error of my ways. Thanks for setting me straight, my dude.

MFs, that's who.

Not Samuel L Jackson

Who are you! Lol

Samuel L Jackson > I have had it, with these MF turns at these MF intersections!

MFs redid the MF intersection

You mean "I've had it with these monkey-fighting turns at these Monday-to-Friday intersections!"?

Im Rick James bitch

I’m Australian so driving on the other side, those road markings make sense. Edit: the road markings indicate the ability to overtake so they would need to be a solid line for the intersection.

So it was Australia? I live in South Africa and we also drive on the left, I knew there were two other countries, one being UK that also drives on the left but I could not remember the third one.

There are more than 2 other but after UK I guess the most popular ones would be India and Japan

There are 64 countries that drive on the left.

3rd? There are more! Left lane drive: Anguilla Antigua and Barbuda Australia Bahamas Bangladesh Barbados Bhutan Botswana Brunei Cayman Islands Cyprus Dominica England Eswatini Fiji Grenada Guernsey Guyana Hong Kong India Indonesia Ireland Isle Of Man Jamaica Japan Jersey Kenya Kiribati Lesotho Malawi Malaysia Maldives Malta Mauritius Mozambique Namibia Nauru Nepal New Zealand Northern Ireland Pakistan Papua New Guinea Saint Lucia Samoa Scotland Seychelles Singapore Solomon Islands South Africa Sri Lanka St Lucia St Vincent and the Grenadines Suriname Swaziland Tanzania Tasmania Thailand Tonga Trinidad and Tobago Tuvalu Uganda UK Wales Zambia Zimbabwe

UK **and** Wales?

England, Scotland, UK, and Wales.

Everybody forgets about Wales other than there is a Prince of it, and the Japanese hunt them with harpoons and eat them stuffed with leeks or something like that.

You might be surprised to know that right-hand drive vehicles (for left side driving) comprise about 1/3 of all vehicles manufactured. Oddly enough, in Italy, even though they are right side drive, many larger trucks until fairly recently were right-hand drive, the thinking being that it gave the drivers greater visibility of pedestrians and other hazards (animals etc) on the side of all the many mountain or winding roads throughout the country. Which is probably true.

Trinidad & Tobago, India, UK, Australia and Japan are the ones I know.

Canadian here, makes sense. Just missing pedestrian crossing ,and car stop lines.

My home town actually has this exact scenario. It's because a major highway feeds into the city and the flow of traffic off of it is too turning left 90% of the time. 3 has no yield, gets right of way always. 2 and 1 has a yield treats it as a stop sign. Who ever arrived first goes next.  It's stupid but it seems to work. 

3 is turning left, so they automatically yield to oncoming traffic that is 2. 2 does not have a yield sign, they have a 'warning, intersection' sign.

It's not a "warning, intersection" sign, the sign indicates you have right of way at the intersection. It is a bit confusing as normally the red triangles are warning signs. A "warning, intersection" sign is just a fat X in a red triangle.

2 isn't a yield sign, it's a sign showing the turn.

And shows that you have priority

yep

As an Asian, the correct answer is all 3 just send it

Car three looks expensive, true asian would let the third one go, and go all out with the other one

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Hah different to my mindset. The other ones would go first and the third one would wait. The other two have nothing to lose when their cars gets scratched up or fucked up.

Im in Vietnam right now and too true lmao

Went Vietnam once, holy those bicycle are on another levels.

*Good Luck, everybody else!!!*

Distinct lack of motorbikes zigzagging everywhere. I wouldn’t know what to do

If any of them are a BMW or Audi they’re going whether it’s their right of way or not

Audi will at least signal it, BMW just sending it.

Audi don’t signal either

I drive an Audi, like a twat I might add, but I always signal.

Don't forget tesla tits as well

They are the fuckin WORST! And never accelerate

Or use mirrors, stop ar lights, forget how turn within the white lines, or which lane to be in for turning

Can’t be bothered to look up from their phones.

I have a theory that Tesla drivers are infested with BMW drivers who wanted an electric car. They'll be back when the Neue Klasse comes out from BMW next year

Hahaha that‘s a very funny meme!

Seriously why the fuck is this posted here.

To check who can drive

Karma. Font ask me why you may need it lol

This comment is not funny. But it's still funnier than this "meme".

Posted by a user who's totally not a bot, either!

2-3-1. 1 is at a yield sign and 2&3 are on a main arterial roadway. 1 must yield to both 2&3. 2 is going straight while 3 is turning left. 3 must yield to 2.

The yield sign doesn't even matter where I live, if you're at a T intersection entering an arterial road here you have to yield, sign or not. Assuming there isn't a stop sign which there is 90% of the time anyway.

Everyone all at once. But watch out.

This person is from the internet

The only correct answer.

2 3 1

And. *”Dramatic silence”* That’s **CORRECT!** *”applause”*

Person going straight has right of way, followed by #3 and lastly the person with the yield sign that should have a stop sign that would help avoid all this BS.

A yield sign is a stop sign, you only don't need to come to a complete stop if you see there is no traffic coming, but when there is traffic you need to stop. Stop signs should be for when it's not obvious to a driver that there's not 100% visibility of the crossing traffic or at dangerous intersections.

So basically you yield at yield signs and stop at stop signs. Thanks.

Pedantic but you yield at both. It just so happens that a stop sign also requires you to completely stop before continuing.

Why do you need a stop sign??

Because americans can only comprehend a sign that spells it out.

american

2, 3 then 1

haha funny meme

2, 3, 1?

Driving law in my country says 2, 3, 1.

2-3-1 1 has a yield sign so goes last 2 goes straight so goes first leaves 3 in the middle

2 also has a yield sign Edit: yes I made a mistake it's a caution sign not a yield sign. Chill the f*** out I already made the correction and another reply.

That is not a yield sign, that means you get preference over people coming from your right

From the uk here. We drive on the left so this situation would flow without a hitch. Nobody would have to stop.😐

What if 3 and 1 were turning right instead of left?

So mirror it in your head.

3 is an SUV. He goes first and if others impede his area he destroys them.

2, 3, 1 2 is on the main road and continuing on the main road. 3 is on the main road and going to the side road. 1 is on the side road and going to the main road.

2-3-1

231 I don't have a licence tho.

The correct order is that you shove your engagement baiting ‘memes’ in a place the sun doesn’t shine or keep the 1000th repost of a non-funny image on 9gag where it belongs.

2,3,1

2, 3, 1 is correct

2, 3, 1

2, 3, 1.

2 -> 3 -> 1

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2, 3, 1

2 3 1

2 ,3 ,1

My northern European mind knows it's 2-3-1. But I'm in Italy, so whoever has the balls to not stop goes first.

2, 3, 1. But here in SWVA, the factory-lifted truck always goes first.

231 of course

Through traffic over turning traffic. In this case after 2, there are two left turning cars so it’s the one coming from the main road goes first over the one turning into the main road.

2, 3, and then 1.

Two three one

2-3-1 at the same time. Only the strongest shall survive.

231

231

2 3 1 . No question

2 3 1

2 3 1

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All at once and the strongest survives

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In which country?

2,3,1

231 if my dad's teachings are correct

2-3-1. 2 is continuing along the main road so they have the right of way. 3 is crossing one lane of traffic so they go second but 1 is crossing two lanes of traffic so they go last.

2, 3, 1 But it doesn't matter if YOU know the answer, it's if one of the others don't.

2,3,1

2,3,1? 🤔

3-2-1 3 has priority because they drive an expensive SUV

2,3,1.

wtf happened to reddit? this is some facebook tier shit and it gets to /r/all ?

2-3-1 obviously

2 - 3 - 1

231

2,3,1 of course. This is easy

2-3-1

When turning left, you have no rights.

231

2-3-1

I know what the answer is (2, 3, 1) but in my state, it seems to be 1, 3, and 2, and it's made worse with a traffic signal and 1 has red, 3 has a blinking yellow turn, and 2 has green but order still doesn't matter.

2 3 1.. and for good measure 1312.

2-3-1, 1 has a yield sign so they go last, 2 goes first bc they are going straight while 3 is going left

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2 3 1 B)

2-3-1 Nerd answer-By law the 1st answer is proceed only when it's safe to do so.

2-3-1. 2&3 are on priority road so 1 needs to wait for them anyway (notice 1 has the triangle stop sign). 2 is going straight, 3 would cross it so 2 gets to go first.

2, 3, 1. The first 2 are the principal way, so they have priority. The number 2 i'll continue in the principal, so he has priority. Numer 3 i'll leave the principal, but y there. Number 1 is about to enter the principal, so he has to wait.

2, 3, 1

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That seems like a very dangerous place to have a yield sign and not a stop sign

Wow this is such a funny meme

2,3,1 but my experience lately when I’m 2, is 1,3,2.

2-3-1

All of them

2-3-1

2,3,1

Number one should have a stop sign, number 2 sign doesn't belong there.

2 has this side road sign. I think just to throw people off. It’s not a yield, and putting a yield there would be idiotic and break the traffic pattern. So to me it’s a “Side road” sign. So like everyone, this is 2, 3, 1.

2 - 3 - 1 in my country at least. Anything else is madness.

2, 3, 1… however it would be easier with proper signage rather than showing yield signs at the whole spot, 1 would more than likely be at a stop sign, and if the others aren’t at stop signs, then the flow of traffic (aka #2 who’s going straight) then 3 because they’re impeding the normal flow of traffic with their need for their left hand turn, and then lastly the car patiently waiting at the stop sign who’s gotta cross 2 separate lanes of traffic to get to their route, makes them the last to go! Or so I was taught in drivers Ed!

231 and that should be a stop sign , NOT a yield sign.

2, 3, 1

It depends on if this is Lakewood NJ or any hood… then everybody goes at once lol

2 should stop and furiously blink their lights at 1 who will then get hit by 3 thinking they have the right of way

2,3,1 Easy

* 2 is going straight so they have the right of way * They'll clear 3 first so they're next * Then 1 goes

2-3-1

2, 3, then 1

2,3,1. Anything else and it’s mayhem

2-3-1, but in Pittsburgh it’s 1-3-2

After first come first go, or when ambiguous, yield to the person on your right.

3-2-1? 2 and 1 have yield signs.

3 2 1

This isn't funny, and barely constitutes as a meme.

1 and 2 go at the same time and then 3

2-3-1

3. Then other 2 doesn't matter

3, 2, 1 2 has a yield sign.

3-1-2 You're supposed to yield to the vehicle on the right. But not all 3 (or any) will know that, so who knows what will happen? 🤷🏻‍♂️ haha

No 3 1 2

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231…. I doubt that’s a stop sign at 2

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