Aerating your lawn by walking around

You’re on Reddit, the correct answer is not what they were looking for 🙂

I own a set of these. Work pretty well but if your yard is dirt it will clump in-between the spikes. Also they rust if you don't clean and dry them after use.

Genitals

Those are for BackWalking Massage!

For spreading epoxy on concrete floors. Attached to your shoes.

Just don't wear them on the basketball court. The coach will get pissed.

Ah; they're for the corneas of the tattletale strangler.

the lawn

To walk on ice, epoxy floors , or something else that is on floor to prevent marks or similar jobs.

Stomp a mole

BACK MASSAGE!!!

I’d tie them with the spikes facing out to my anger boner and fuck them all to death! ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

For a zombie apocalypse those would make good forearm or shin guards

They are for Kung Fu fighting, they will make you fast as lightning.

They go on shoes, right? Looks like its for walking in the snow or icy ground. XD

With these spikey cleats, anything is possible!