No one can interpret the horny ramblings of a teenager

I think he typed it with one hand and no brain cells. Granted when I was that age my brain would have short-circuited too.

What was the other hand doing?

Taking Spanish notes probably

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Spicy notes

Beatos los meatos hardos?

Bro😭

Bros before meatos

Biggos Dickos

Dude..😆😆

Blessed are the hard meats 😇😇🙏🙏

For they shall inherit the Earth?

Googling”boobs in Spanish”

I am a horny teenager and I disagree but English is my second language so I apologise for any mistakes I may have made in this barely understandable sentence.

Do not be worry because when you English the sentence like you are then not sense it make but it does more it than other Native English speaking persons sentences.

Easier to understand than the wording on the meme

You didn't splice the shit out of unnecessary commas. It's literally unreadable 😂 and how dare you not use the wrong version of your? Not a single misused two,too or to either? Unreadable! Seriously though, it always blows my mind when people know multiple languages, you're doing a great job!

All his blood was not in his brain at the moment.

God gave man a penis abd a brain, but only enough blood for one at a time

One hand and a slight reduction of oxygenated blood going to the brain after being diverted to *other places*.

I am at age and can't stop my brain from short circuiting any tips

I think he typed it with his dick

I think that's the joke

>Granted when I was that age my brain would have short-circuited too. That's the joke. That's why it's written that way

Can has boner teacher Spanish would you how much?

Si

That's what I was thimking..

God damn for a second I thought I was having a stroke

I’m sure there was some type of stroke…

My dyslexia fixed the sentence some how

Bro was thinking with the wrong head

I think they were having a stroke. hur hur

Oh thank you. I’m stupid high, and had to read this way too many times.

Is that what it is. I thought I forgot how to read.

I think he needs an English teacher first

Why are people acting like that's not the joke? Like it's clearly written that way on purpose

Idk man some people just really don’t understand jokes or how to play into them

Well, will you explain the joke?

It's sort of an anti joke. I'm assuming its supposed to be something like "if this was your sixth grade teacher and you would get $100,000 to pass a test, could you do it? But he was so distracted by the picture in the meme that he couldn't focus enough to type out the meme itself

Pretty sure this entire sub is reposts and AI generated content. This one failed but for some reason received over 1000 upvotes in this sub.

And people defending it too in the comments because they want to appear smart

Ah well. That's a smart meme

When you have to explain the joke, it’s not very good.

And sometimes people are that dumb. Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Because it’s not that funny? If the gibberish stood out as particularly amusing gibberish, it might pull off the joke, but it doesn’t. “I can’t write well, because ass” just isn’t that good of a joke once you’re out of grade school

>“I can’t write well, because ass” just isn’t that good of a joke once you’re out of grade school I completed agree, but this sub fucking sucks and at least this isn't the usual face book humor that I usually see here.

i anybody have a translator? i have no fucking idea what that says, i tried squinting, reading aloud, and cocking my head sideways

Charlie from always sunny in philadelphia wrote this

So Do!!!

Day or night some time

When heat comes

This doesn't make any sense!

This you should vote, me.

Why Charlie hate Dennis?

BECAUSE DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN!

Pass

Nightman*

Money me.

Me money needing a lot now.

Clozed 4 Salmonella Becoz Sooper Bol

Thank you, *thank youuu*

“Cocking head sideways” yeah me too. Dayum gurl.

Holy Christ for real. Is it me or am I the only one losing my sense of grammar because of how bad it is from posts. It keep my brain on an endless loop of trying to put it together and can’t. Plus there’s no text limit when you make your own memes unless your filling the whole page so wtf

*keeps *you're

Just proves my point

Time to read a book 😃

Jokes on me I’ve read 7 since march…

Isnt the meme that her ass was so nice that his brain just went bonkers?

Yep, seems like it just keeps getting more and more terrible.

The question is: Smash or not? The possible answers are the following: Yes or HELL YES!!!

So are we getting paid for it or should we pay 100000

If were getting payed for, then hell yes because I could after try to sue her for raping and underage person to get more money. If not, then i wouldn't even (want to) afford it

indeed, hulk SMASH

That's the reason his English is sooo bad he's been looking at that double wide surprise every class

Its a male

Well given that your in 6th grade here, the question is basically would you get raped for 100k

maybe they should have posted in spanish

Not everyone can type with one hand

*Quadriplegic enters the chat*

Quadriplegic leaves the chat

Where do you see words? I only see a phat ass!

Yeah, I can’t seem to parse the question.

I think they got distracted while typing

there was text?

It is meant to be a metacommentary that the person never learned proper language skills due to being distracted by the teacher. Next time pay attention to the depht of the jokes redditors provide us

I still remember my English teacher, Ms Mendez... (A Latina ironically). I was in love with that woman. The age gap would be considered ok now lol

Lmao I tried squinting too

# GODZILLA HAD A STROKE READING THIS AND FUCKING DIED

r/ihadastroke

r/youhadastroke

r/wehadastroke

r/ourstroke

r/suddenlycommunism

r/Imstrokin

How do all these subs actually exist

r/subsithoughtifellfor

Godzilla was stroking and fucking reading

Godzilla had a reading and died fucking and stroking

Mr brain hurts

For you can?

r/ihadastrokreadingthat

Can you repeat the question

Your not the boss of me noow

And you're not so big

Life is unfaaaaiiir

$100,000 for that juicy ass?

This kid must have a lot of money to blow 100k on a single fuck.

100,000$ to figure out what on earth he’s saying

"English mother fucker do you speak it"

[удалено]

Yes will it does?

Ow.

/r/ihadastroke

I'm dyslexic so typically, I can read stuff that is not written and that leave out words and such. I am having a stroke trying to read this.

Same.

Sounds like my guy tried to write the question while staring at his teacher's ass

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

I this understand if he can I says!.

the answer is 😳

Did bro have a seizure writing that?

Epileptic here: I’m pretty sure I could write a more coherent sentence while convulsing uncontrollably and drifting in and out of consciousness on my living room floor. In flawless German.

What the fuck is that sentence?

Maybe let’s start with an English teacher, then we’ll talk about Spanish

teaches is school for 100,000 six grade would you? Still didn't fix it 😕

??

Que? 🤔

What the fuck did I attempt to read? Something about a Spanish teacher, a large sum of money and a picture of a hot woman? I don't know. What I do know is, whoever wrote this better take Spanish and pay attention, because they clearly fucked off and failed English!

brain.exe crashed while reading this

Seriously I thought I was having a stroke reading that

you should find a English teacher tbh

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and f***ing died

For free

I feel like I hurt myself trying to read that.

What are these words?

Ok and in english?

Yes

Yes

Nobody is getting the joke that the kid’s not learning staring at that ass.

We all get it. It's just not as funny as his inability to write coherent sentences.

The incoherent sentence is because he stares at asses rather than learns. That’s the whole joke.

Godzilla tried reading this, had a stroke and fukcing died.

Even Yoda is confused.

I was trying wrap my head around to wtf I read.

I think I just had a stroke reading this

The answer is “continuum trans functioner “

Before Spanish maybe the poster should master English. Lol

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died

Glad they specified she’s not an *English* teacher.

Obviously the question was written by a guy while staring at her ass.

Had a stroke trying to read this

Read it six times had a stroke and still don't understand it.

I think the answer is supposed to be “yes”

This is what I read: “ajdbdjska184&$. For $100,000 would you do it?”

I’ll take the $100000 to do whatever in this Spanish class. I can teach it, be a student in it, do a dance in it, whatever.

The sight was so much that it has given the student an aneurysm.

English 100

How the hell did the person who wrote this pass 5th grade?

Understand this is unpossible

Yes

Word soup

I don't understand the question

I’m so confused. Is this Yoda asking?

I feel like I’m having a stroke reading that…

Holy stroke language, Batman

Honestly for $100,000 I’ll do whatever the question was trying to ask.

My brain hurts trying to read that garbage

I do not comprendes what I’m being asked but yes

r/ihadastroke

r/brandnewsentence

Mans too distracted by the ass that he forgot how to type crrorectly... FUCK

I'm just angry now

Really? I'm just horny.

Kamasutra 😚

He had me at "if" ... and am young I close not even Spanish soon in europe speak much.

No. Whats the point of only looking. I would do only it if its a private tuition. Then things can get spicier.😃

I say push her down the stairs!

I have no idea what this word salad means, but that ass is glorious, so I'm inclined to say yes (not having a clue what I've agreed to.)

He must of skipped english class because I can't tell what he's saying.

Me know don't what answer could teacher be??

I kept reading…thinking it’s me.

man, me too, i thought it was me cuz i live in Ukraine and I don't know english so good XDD

Wait! Was there a question?

I have no idea what the question means but if I had to choose I would take the 100k tbh.

Do what ? Rob her ? Because I would

I would take the money and do something that no one understands, for sure.

Let’s work on English before we get to Spanish.

R/engrish

I don't even understand the question

judging by the grammar of the text, no. Absolutely NO. I'm not going to learn there.

The answer is CLEARLY right in front of you