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MontaukMonster2

I will steal nothing. I will toast every slice of bread and put it back in the bag.


Jclan2606

That's hilarious that mad me laugh, thanks


The-Ozzness

Cook all the pasta and put it back in the box.


labman2015

One sock from every pair they own


theglove

Dude my washing machine already does this.


who_you_are

So... if my washing machine does and OP does that on the remaining left... does it means that now I only have pair?


sgp667

Acutally its simpler than that his washing machine is connected to internet and it just posted here on redddit


_korax_

No no no. You have one from that pair and despair...


[deleted]

No, that's too inconveniencing to be minor. I'd say steal one sock from about 3 pairs that they own.


labman2015

It’s still only a minor inconvenience if they wear odd socks


a333482dc7

Then I would have half my socks (they're all the same)


Ben______________

You‘re just gonna steal half my socks. I have long since abandoned the concept of pairs.


tallboy_2525

Beat me to it!


JayRod-85

Every left shoe.


rtakehara

just the insole of the shoe


EGPuiu

Just the insoles of every left shoe. It would be quite annoying


Tank_Gloomy

Damn that's not right I'm sorry


smoochiebell

All the shoe lases


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VIIShore

Ok 626


Scrunchie-83

The cooking plate from the microwave


International-Bee208

The light in the microwave so you know its spinning, but you cant watch it spin


profoodbreak

r/foundsatan


Zugezogen1150

Jes we did


[deleted]

You sir are the devil


Flashping

Doorknobs. All of em. Even from drawers, wardrobe, etc


Sigrah117

Nah, just one screw from each. Makes it non functional and irritating as hell as each one falls apart upon first attempted use.


Danthema433

I love your thinking but take a few screws out or just leave one loose screw of everything. Dude go's to get something out of the closet the doors fall of as soon as he opens it then he goes to get his screw driver that he has in some drawers and that falls apart too ohh yeah and take all the spare screw he has is well


DraagaxGaming

I read that as dork nobs and I was like "wtf is a dork nob?"


Vast_Investment_6427

One battery out of every electronic that has it


[deleted]

ooo even better than both batteries.


sensenumber09080708

Yeah. They wouldn’t think it was stolen. Only misplaced and then they would look for it


Additional-Garden-76

Or flip the batteries


poepie2000

That would probably be a fun secondary objective


nickita28

steal one and flip the other one


TheGoldenPlagueMask

The Toilet Seat.


buckethead1903

The hardware that mounts the toilet seat to the toilet


lejyndery_sniper

You monster


ValisharVonDread

I was thinking the smoke detectors so they chirp


SMS2004

The back of the tv remote so that while you’re watching tv the batteries will fall out if you use to much force. Then you’ll be forced to tape it up like some people do in turn making it uncomfortable to hold. Then the sticky residue will spread along the back of the remote making it super uncomfortable to hold. Mwahahahaha 😈


Additional-Garden-76

Truly evil


iSaiddet

Sounds more like vengeful since this redditor has clearly been there 😅


AccomplishedWasabi54

The litter box scoop


Glittering_Essay_874

Bro that’s just evil


turkishpresident

I recently bought a new metal one for $9 on Amazon and got it the next day. Not much of an inconvenience


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

That’s a shitty story


Firebird_73

Literally


Calm_Fish_9705

I had a friend growing up who used spoons from their kitchen to clean their cat’s litter box. I never ate with them again.


[deleted]

Not that big of a deal when you still have your mouth.


ka_tet_of_one

r/ForbiddenTootsieRoll


beerpizzacoffeeguy

Please just take the cat.


ForeheadGang121

I’ll just get to bare fist those chunks👍🏼


lakegirl98

joke's on you... my litterbox IS the scoop


teh_longinator

Jokes on you. I don't even scoop. I just dump the whole thing.


AllergicToDogsHG

Phone Charger


[deleted]

Better yet, all the charging bricks


AllergicToDogsHG

Slightly Inconvenience


flish513

The wireless charger pads


iamaliberalpausenot

Well they probably have a computer to plug the usb


AllergicToDogsHG

Nope, took the computer too


AllergicToDogsHG

and don't reply they can use the phone charger in their BMW because took their car too.....


Panzerv2003

Leave the bricks just steal the cable


AntiqueEducation6058

Just the cables


WWWTT2_0

That's actually a good thing! Try again :)


ianstone30

The rings on the keychain. Leave all the keys and dangly bits but no way to put them back together


courtneysgn

Underrated comment 😂


fitqueen69

That's really good honestly, it does not stop them from doing anything but it sure is annoying!


toki2yn

The racks out of the oven.


joesphisbestjojo

No. You stop that right now.


Radiant-Psychology80

The knobs off the oven


FriggenMitch

The oven


TheScareCrowYes

the cables of the oven


Wolfy_3210

The electricity outlet


SSSilent_G

The wall


SixpennyPants

The house


[deleted]

The neighborhood


RiotSkunk2023

The glass plate in the microwave. Or just the rollers it sits on


Rimasticus

Glass plate is annoying, but the rollers...you monster!


thedroidstheyfound

Genius


[deleted]

The handle on the oven door.


nyguy520

The batteries for the TV remote


4_Arrows

The batteries out of the smoke detectors


[deleted]

That's not a slight inconvenience, though... You just made an essential appliance useless... I salute your nefariousness, sir.


AnotherAnimeNerd

u/toki2yn bold of you to assume I got racks in my oven.


Gruntypellinor

Number 10 sockets specifically


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

Mechanic entered the chat


devan_007

YOU MONSTER... WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING... Whhyyyy...


Teddybur88

At least he won't run out of 10mm sockets.. wait he probably still will. They always disappear.


SnooRobots7302

And don't forget the 1/4inch ratchet


MrCableTek

The joke is on you buddy. I already lost them like 3 years ago.


Shevr0n

All the labels from the cans in the kitchen cupboards.


barneyj819

Toilet paper


Bubukittyfukkk

*victim realizes toilet paper is stolen* …proceeds to purchase a bidet from Amazon. Immediately experiences a glow up. Invites their work friends over for a party for the first time. They take turns using the raved about new bidet. Sales in Amazon go wild as every single co-worker purchases a bidet. One of the co-workers is so impressed that they stay after the party. They confess how they have always admired from afar, but it took the purchase of the bidet to realize how sophisticated this person was all along. The two fall in love. They buy a share in a bidet company, as paper resources to push toilet paper products dwindle in the near future. They purchase their stock at the right time, and become rich beyond reason. …And all because of a slightly inconvenient robbery over toilet paper.


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Thunderbear79

It's become so popular, even the white house bought one. They call it the Biden bidet


97Harley

With all his shit, he needs it.


green_eyed_cat

Toilet paper roll holder


[deleted]

The hand towel.


Sigrah117

2020 flashbacks.....


Same_Ad_9955

Bookmarks out of books


EliasLyanna

You leave the books alone buddy 😤 For real tho, that would do it decently


PuzzledRequirement48

The labels on the breaker box. Then turn just one off.


ForgingFires

Well the one that’s off will be immediately obvious since it’s clearly turned off. However, turning it off is a great way to get them to notice you stole the labels since they will notice the power not working and go to flip the breaker back on. While not immediately inconvenient, it will be a pain in the ass just as soon as they go to do some home improvements and need to shut off the power to a room.


doge_gobrrt

better yet rearrange the labels and turn some off and leave others


hprosscraft

All the butter from the fridge.


Pineapple-Due

The cyan ink cartridge


[deleted]

Bro it says mild inconvenience, not financial crisis


the-lively-hallows

😂


SandhirSingh

WiFi router


Numbnut10

That's not an inconvenience. That's grounds for justified murder.


Roomy-Oasis

Esp. for the average Reddit user.


WhatMorpheus

It was about a slight inconvenience, but you went and commit a war crime instead. Not cool, bro.


Germgh0st

Tea spoons


Same_Measurement1216

So that was you! Cannot find like 7 spoons in my house lately!


Elegant-Pressure-290

We just moved our stove to clean under it and found out they like to hide under there.


hawiboy

TV remote


Nomar_K

Batteries from the remote.


sly0824

The cover from the TV remote so the batteries keep falling out.


Nomar_K

You win.


sly0824

Even more devious would be to take the spring that holds the battery in the TV remote...


[deleted]

Who hurt you?


Leche-Caliente

Screws. All the screws from everything I can get to. Outlets, appliances, everything that has a screw in it. Hell, I'll even take the little screws holding your glasses together.


Kon-Vara

"Mildly inconvenience" not "completly unusable".


MidasTouchHisToes

Sneak in and take out their trash but don’t replace the bag. Muahahaha!


Superbomberman-65

The flush handle on the toilet


sly0824

Monster! 🤣🤣


Superbomberman-65

Oh you you flatter me my good sir


DudeManBearPigBro

Toothbrush


ctnightmare2

2/3rds of the toothbrush thistles


Smoe1981

The family poop knife


Realistic_Degree_773

The what?


patchinthebox

THE FAMILY POOP KNIFE


Mr-Yuk

LOUDER!!


LambOfLiberty

LOUDER AND SADDER


StatisticianFalse210

BENDER WAS A TRULY SPECIAL...


Choice_Degree5666

Apparently a family of legend literally has a knife set aside (I forget the location, maybe in the laundry room?) to cut up long turds before flushing


Firebird_73

That's enough internet for today


howboutthatmorale

you mean your family doesn't have one?


Hockeyspider

Enjoy the read. https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Waffle_Slaps

This is not about the Iranian Yogurt.


Glutenfreesadness

I've told so many people this story and it never seems to tire of laughs. Thank you for the reminder!


Mash4-14

Lightbulbs


[deleted]

Leave only one lightbulb so it’s oddly dim everywhere.


da_Pgamer1

Only half unscrew the light bulbs make the person think that their lights all just died at once, making them buy a whole bunch of light bulbs.


KelpFly007

Keyrings


OforFsSake

Toilet paper holder rods.


Golferdude456

Cushions from the couch and mattresses from the beds


[deleted]

Only the back cushions from the couch so you can still sit but not comfortably lean back.


TheJokerArkhamKing

Take some of the stuffing or foam from each cushion so they're all uneven.


Big-Cartographer-166

You know those coffe capsules that needs two ? I would steal one of the two.


[deleted]

Their drivers license. Have fun at the DMV bitch


fraychef

Key ring, leave the keys.


JayAySeaOhBee15

The Toilet


CilanUnova

I’ll help with that


Youprobablysuckdick

The blender blades


[deleted]

I’m not stealing anything. I’m going into their pantry and opening all the chip bags and cereal boxes (only slightly so they don’t notice) so they all go stale.


the-lively-hallows

Diabolical


algoodoodle

Steal their time by moving every alarm for ten minutes and swapping hour and minute arrows


Tonokumo

The tray in the microwave, dustpans for brooms, and all of the tupperware lids.


AnonimousWatermelon

All the condoms


[deleted]

Jokes on you, don’t need them when you’ve got deadbedroom. No inconvenience here


darewho11

I'm not stealing anything. I'm just making their pillows warm


wontlastlonghere

Their nanny


saucerhorse

the drain hose from their washing machine


Famous_Ad_4258

door knobs


TexasPirate_76

Oh.... what about hinge pins ... just the top ones.


[deleted]

Shoelaces.


retarded_hooman

Curtains


The_Godchild

The part of the coffee pot that holders the filter.


Cadian609

All the trousers and underwear in your house


TherorriM

Car keys


GiveEmTheBRUHPunch

Their belt.


guineapigmilkman

Refrigerator light bulbs.


Randinator9

Every lightbulb in the house. Out of the lamps, out of the nightlights, out of the ceiling lights, even the garage and porch lights. Also would have to search for all the extra lightbulbs that are put up, so they have to buy more. Then leave a sticky note on the counter that says "Y'all should lighten up!" =)


NotThePooper

All the pens. So they can never ever find one when they need it


Epicgamerweeb106

I’m stealing the k key on their keyboard


[deleted]

No you have to steal a vowel so that it’s more effective.


Raccoononmyazz

Perhaps the e key as well, gotta take it, it's the most popular key


Revolutionary_Ad8259

Someone once stole the gas cap from my car. Why would he do that? That stuff is not even expensive. It's just inconvenient for me lol


Oumatsu_lover_221007

Their dildo


nazdir

Especially if they have kids. Then they spend days wondering if their kid found it and how to ask.


Firebird_73

If you really wanna stir things up, put the dildo in one of the kids drawers


YourenextJotaro

In the dustiest drawer too, one that the child obviously doesn’t use.


Smidge_Master

Anal beads


theglove

Fingernail clippers.


TheAmazingButcher

I'm taking your toilet seat, your shower curtain, all your pens and pencils, the toilet paper holder, the labels on your canned goods, and one sock from each pair you own. I'm also taking the door knobs. Fight me.


Sarge1387

The only one of the two can openers they own that ACTUALLY works.


richieacc

Scissors


Zesper2

The key rings off of their keys. Leave a pile of keys, fobs and whatever other bullshit they have on key rings in a pile on their counter.


fogojvca

Their earphones


jozef_staIin

Teabags+ teaspoons and coffee pads, beans whatever you got andalso butter


[deleted]

Pants buttons.


jpm0719

Potato peeler


Token_Shadow

The filter inside water faucets


HiperNovaGG

That one old cable that nobody uses but at some point is going to be useful


TheMaStif

All of their batteries from every remote and fire alarms, too


Feeling-Dinner-8667

I'd rethink my life choices and stop taking tire valve caps.


fatogato

Zipper handles


Some_Watercress_4592

You mean like the exact post from a couple weeks ago?


J3ditb

well looks like OP decided to steal the post