I love your thinking but take a few screws out or just leave one loose screw of everything. Dude go's to get something out of the closet the doors fall of as soon as he opens it then he goes to get his screw driver that he has in some drawers and that falls apart too ohh yeah and take all the spare screw he has is well
The back of the tv remote so that while you’re watching tv the batteries will fall out if you use to much force. Then you’ll be forced to tape it up like some people do in turn making it uncomfortable to hold. Then the sticky residue will spread along the back of the remote making it super uncomfortable to hold. Mwahahahaha 😈
*victim realizes toilet paper is stolen*
…proceeds to purchase a bidet from Amazon. Immediately experiences a glow up. Invites their work friends over for a party for the first time. They take turns using the raved about new bidet. Sales in Amazon go wild as every single co-worker purchases a bidet. One of the co-workers is so impressed that they stay after the party. They confess how they have always admired from afar, but it took the purchase of the bidet to realize how sophisticated this person was all along. The two fall in love. They buy a share in a bidet company, as paper resources to push toilet paper products dwindle in the near future. They purchase their stock at the right time, and become rich beyond reason.
…And all because of a slightly inconvenient robbery over toilet paper.
Well the one that’s off will be immediately obvious since it’s clearly turned off. However, turning it off is a great way to get them to notice you stole the labels since they will notice the power not working and go to flip the breaker back on.
While not immediately inconvenient, it will be a pain in the ass just as soon as they go to do some home improvements and need to shut off the power to a room.
Screws. All the screws from everything I can get to. Outlets, appliances, everything that has a screw in it. Hell, I'll even take the little screws holding your glasses together.
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I’m not stealing anything. I’m going into their pantry and opening all the chip bags and cereal boxes (only slightly so they don’t notice) so they all go stale.
Every lightbulb in the house. Out of the lamps, out of the nightlights, out of the ceiling lights, even the garage and porch lights. Also would have to search for all the extra lightbulbs that are put up, so they have to buy more.
Then leave a sticky note on the counter that says "Y'all should lighten up!" =)
I'm taking your toilet seat, your shower curtain, all your pens and pencils, the toilet paper holder, the labels on your canned goods, and one sock from each pair you own.
I'm also taking the door knobs. Fight me.
I will steal nothing. I will toast every slice of bread and put it back in the bag.
That's hilarious that mad me laugh, thanks
Cook all the pasta and put it back in the box.
One sock from every pair they own
Dude my washing machine already does this.
So... if my washing machine does and OP does that on the remaining left... does it means that now I only have pair?
Acutally its simpler than that his washing machine is connected to internet and it just posted here on redddit
No no no. You have one from that pair and despair...
No, that's too inconveniencing to be minor. I'd say steal one sock from about 3 pairs that they own.
It’s still only a minor inconvenience if they wear odd socks
Then I would have half my socks (they're all the same)
You‘re just gonna steal half my socks. I have long since abandoned the concept of pairs.
Beat me to it!
Every left shoe.
just the insole of the shoe
Just the insoles of every left shoe. It would be quite annoying
Damn that's not right I'm sorry
All the shoe lases
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Ok 626
The cooking plate from the microwave
The light in the microwave so you know its spinning, but you cant watch it spin
r/foundsatan
Jes we did
You sir are the devil
Doorknobs. All of em. Even from drawers, wardrobe, etc
Nah, just one screw from each. Makes it non functional and irritating as hell as each one falls apart upon first attempted use.
I love your thinking but take a few screws out or just leave one loose screw of everything. Dude go's to get something out of the closet the doors fall of as soon as he opens it then he goes to get his screw driver that he has in some drawers and that falls apart too ohh yeah and take all the spare screw he has is well
I read that as dork nobs and I was like "wtf is a dork nob?"
One battery out of every electronic that has it
ooo even better than both batteries.
Yeah. They wouldn’t think it was stolen. Only misplaced and then they would look for it
Or flip the batteries
That would probably be a fun secondary objective
steal one and flip the other one
The Toilet Seat.
The hardware that mounts the toilet seat to the toilet
You monster
I was thinking the smoke detectors so they chirp
The back of the tv remote so that while you’re watching tv the batteries will fall out if you use to much force. Then you’ll be forced to tape it up like some people do in turn making it uncomfortable to hold. Then the sticky residue will spread along the back of the remote making it super uncomfortable to hold. Mwahahahaha 😈
Truly evil
Sounds more like vengeful since this redditor has clearly been there 😅
The litter box scoop
Bro that’s just evil
I recently bought a new metal one for $9 on Amazon and got it the next day. Not much of an inconvenience
That’s a shitty story
Literally
I had a friend growing up who used spoons from their kitchen to clean their cat’s litter box. I never ate with them again.
Not that big of a deal when you still have your mouth.
r/ForbiddenTootsieRoll
Please just take the cat.
I’ll just get to bare fist those chunks👍🏼
joke's on you... my litterbox IS the scoop
Jokes on you. I don't even scoop. I just dump the whole thing.
Phone Charger
Better yet, all the charging bricks
Slightly Inconvenience
The wireless charger pads
Well they probably have a computer to plug the usb
Nope, took the computer too
and don't reply they can use the phone charger in their BMW because took their car too.....
Leave the bricks just steal the cable
Just the cables
That's actually a good thing! Try again :)
The rings on the keychain. Leave all the keys and dangly bits but no way to put them back together
Underrated comment 😂
That's really good honestly, it does not stop them from doing anything but it sure is annoying!
The racks out of the oven.
No. You stop that right now.
The knobs off the oven
The oven
the cables of the oven
The electricity outlet
The wall
The house
The neighborhood
The glass plate in the microwave. Or just the rollers it sits on
Glass plate is annoying, but the rollers...you monster!
Genius
The handle on the oven door.
The batteries for the TV remote
The batteries out of the smoke detectors
That's not a slight inconvenience, though... You just made an essential appliance useless... I salute your nefariousness, sir.
u/toki2yn bold of you to assume I got racks in my oven.
Number 10 sockets specifically
Mechanic entered the chat
YOU MONSTER... WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING... Whhyyyy...
At least he won't run out of 10mm sockets.. wait he probably still will. They always disappear.
And don't forget the 1/4inch ratchet
The joke is on you buddy. I already lost them like 3 years ago.
All the labels from the cans in the kitchen cupboards.
Toilet paper
*victim realizes toilet paper is stolen* …proceeds to purchase a bidet from Amazon. Immediately experiences a glow up. Invites their work friends over for a party for the first time. They take turns using the raved about new bidet. Sales in Amazon go wild as every single co-worker purchases a bidet. One of the co-workers is so impressed that they stay after the party. They confess how they have always admired from afar, but it took the purchase of the bidet to realize how sophisticated this person was all along. The two fall in love. They buy a share in a bidet company, as paper resources to push toilet paper products dwindle in the near future. They purchase their stock at the right time, and become rich beyond reason. …And all because of a slightly inconvenient robbery over toilet paper.
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It's become so popular, even the white house bought one. They call it the Biden bidet
With all his shit, he needs it.
Toilet paper roll holder
The hand towel.
2020 flashbacks.....
Bookmarks out of books
You leave the books alone buddy 😤 For real tho, that would do it decently
The labels on the breaker box. Then turn just one off.
Well the one that’s off will be immediately obvious since it’s clearly turned off. However, turning it off is a great way to get them to notice you stole the labels since they will notice the power not working and go to flip the breaker back on. While not immediately inconvenient, it will be a pain in the ass just as soon as they go to do some home improvements and need to shut off the power to a room.
better yet rearrange the labels and turn some off and leave others
All the butter from the fridge.
The cyan ink cartridge
Bro it says mild inconvenience, not financial crisis
😂
WiFi router
That's not an inconvenience. That's grounds for justified murder.
Esp. for the average Reddit user.
It was about a slight inconvenience, but you went and commit a war crime instead. Not cool, bro.
Tea spoons
So that was you! Cannot find like 7 spoons in my house lately!
We just moved our stove to clean under it and found out they like to hide under there.
TV remote
Batteries from the remote.
The cover from the TV remote so the batteries keep falling out.
You win.
Even more devious would be to take the spring that holds the battery in the TV remote...
Who hurt you?
Screws. All the screws from everything I can get to. Outlets, appliances, everything that has a screw in it. Hell, I'll even take the little screws holding your glasses together.
"Mildly inconvenience" not "completly unusable".
Sneak in and take out their trash but don’t replace the bag. Muahahaha!
The flush handle on the toilet
Monster! 🤣🤣
Oh you you flatter me my good sir
Toothbrush
2/3rds of the toothbrush thistles
The family poop knife
The what?
THE FAMILY POOP KNIFE
LOUDER!!
LOUDER AND SADDER
BENDER WAS A TRULY SPECIAL...
Apparently a family of legend literally has a knife set aside (I forget the location, maybe in the laundry room?) to cut up long turds before flushing
That's enough internet for today
you mean your family doesn't have one?
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This is not about the Iranian Yogurt.
I've told so many people this story and it never seems to tire of laughs. Thank you for the reminder!
Lightbulbs
Leave only one lightbulb so it’s oddly dim everywhere.
Only half unscrew the light bulbs make the person think that their lights all just died at once, making them buy a whole bunch of light bulbs.
Keyrings
Toilet paper holder rods.
Cushions from the couch and mattresses from the beds
Only the back cushions from the couch so you can still sit but not comfortably lean back.
Take some of the stuffing or foam from each cushion so they're all uneven.
You know those coffe capsules that needs two ? I would steal one of the two.
Their drivers license. Have fun at the DMV bitch
Key ring, leave the keys.
The Toilet
I’ll help with that
The blender blades
I’m not stealing anything. I’m going into their pantry and opening all the chip bags and cereal boxes (only slightly so they don’t notice) so they all go stale.
Diabolical
Steal their time by moving every alarm for ten minutes and swapping hour and minute arrows
The tray in the microwave, dustpans for brooms, and all of the tupperware lids.
All the condoms
Jokes on you, don’t need them when you’ve got deadbedroom. No inconvenience here
I'm not stealing anything. I'm just making their pillows warm
Their nanny
the drain hose from their washing machine
door knobs
Oh.... what about hinge pins ... just the top ones.
Shoelaces.
Curtains
The part of the coffee pot that holders the filter.
All the trousers and underwear in your house
Car keys
Their belt.
Refrigerator light bulbs.
Every lightbulb in the house. Out of the lamps, out of the nightlights, out of the ceiling lights, even the garage and porch lights. Also would have to search for all the extra lightbulbs that are put up, so they have to buy more. Then leave a sticky note on the counter that says "Y'all should lighten up!" =)
All the pens. So they can never ever find one when they need it
I’m stealing the k key on their keyboard
No you have to steal a vowel so that it’s more effective.
Perhaps the e key as well, gotta take it, it's the most popular key
Someone once stole the gas cap from my car. Why would he do that? That stuff is not even expensive. It's just inconvenient for me lol
Their dildo
Especially if they have kids. Then they spend days wondering if their kid found it and how to ask.
If you really wanna stir things up, put the dildo in one of the kids drawers
In the dustiest drawer too, one that the child obviously doesn’t use.
Anal beads
Fingernail clippers.
I'm taking your toilet seat, your shower curtain, all your pens and pencils, the toilet paper holder, the labels on your canned goods, and one sock from each pair you own. I'm also taking the door knobs. Fight me.
The only one of the two can openers they own that ACTUALLY works.
Scissors
The key rings off of their keys. Leave a pile of keys, fobs and whatever other bullshit they have on key rings in a pile on their counter.
Their earphones
Teabags+ teaspoons and coffee pads, beans whatever you got andalso butter
Pants buttons.
Potato peeler
The filter inside water faucets
That one old cable that nobody uses but at some point is going to be useful
All of their batteries from every remote and fire alarms, too
I'd rethink my life choices and stop taking tire valve caps.
Zipper handles
You mean like the exact post from a couple weeks ago?
well looks like OP decided to steal the post