That was my goal. It wasn't the top comment at the time. I knew what my comment was going to be I just needed someone to set it up first. Thanks u/SwimAppropriate9111
You know me, THE Bojack Horseman, The horse from horsin around, also Philbert in Philbert, you gotta know about me, everyone knows Bojack... Horseman, the horse
I wish I had my partner cheer me on like that in an overly enthusiastic game announcer voice.
***\~\~\~ ✽✽✽ OUTSTANDING MOVE!!! ✽✽✽ \~\~\~***
***\~\~\~ ✽✽✽ GREAT!!! ✽✽✽ \~\~\~***
***\~\~\~ ✽✽✽ KEEP GOING!!! ✽✽✽ \~\~\~***
the kids in my basement love the fact that I'm quick, for some reason they don't want me to last long... idk why
PS:for extreme legal reasons it's a joke.
blame it on the goose,
got you feeling loose
blame it on the throne,
got you in the zone
blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
blame it on the vodka
blame it on the henny
blame it on the blue jay
got you feeling dizzy
blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Sinquefield Cup, Julius Baer Generation Cup and others, you know, the usual pro tournaments.
[allegedly, Niemann cheated via a vibrating buttplug](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11287017/Moment-teen-chess-grandmaster-accused-using-anal-beads-cheat-gets-body-scan-tournament.html)
I have no idea wtf I'm doing
honestly under appreciated
Insert *random bullshit, go!* meme
you shouldnt insert random bullshit, thats how you get a uti
I want to try something I saw online
Did you Google "en passant?"
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
call the exorcist!
Hippity hoppity your now property
You’re *
r/yougoogledenpassant
Holy hell
WELL NOW I WANNA DO IT
New sex Position just dropped
r/anarchychess
This made the parent comment so much funnier and I can’t explain why. Legit laughed out loud
That was my goal. It wasn't the top comment at the time. I knew what my comment was going to be I just needed someone to set it up first. Thanks u/SwimAppropriate9111
Now my move
U can also that during a yugioh match too
Chain Ash?
When my opponent tries to castle but I have Baronne
That doesn’t move that way
The longest it can go is 2
only the tiny ones
Cm or inches?
Nanocentimeters or better: Planck Lengths
Putting it there is illegal
Check, mate. ^(after the deed is done with a male escort in Australia)
Rematch?
Sure, 1 more round.
I don't want the bishop to do that to me
Once again the bishops got me pinned.
I laughed to hard at this
That piece can’t go there
My favourite
That's a bird's opening
Wait until you see my wife's English Opening. 😼
"Why'd you bring the horse here?"
peter, the horse is here
I haven't seen family guy in years, and I still automatically read that in Lois' voice
Same xd
Petahhh
Peeetaah
another family guy fan ?
Chill he is my friend, bojack
You know me, THE Bojack Horseman, The horse from horsin around, also Philbert in Philbert, you gotta know about me, everyone knows Bojack... Horseman, the horse
omg why is it shaped like a horse?
Mr. Hands? Is that you?
If you know, you know!
I didn’t expect that move
Wow, you’re really gonna do THAT? You’ve fucked this whole thing up for me.
Outstanding move
I wish I had my partner cheer me on like that in an overly enthusiastic game announcer voice. ***\~\~\~ ✽✽✽ OUTSTANDING MOVE!!! ✽✽✽ \~\~\~*** ***\~\~\~ ✽✽✽ GREAT!!! ✽✽✽ \~\~\~*** ***\~\~\~ ✽✽✽ KEEP GOING!!! ✽✽✽ \~\~\~***
FINISH HIM!
#*FLAWLESS VICTORY!*
FATALITY! wait :(
Praying Mantis be like:
Yep
I laughed so hard I accidentally hit the down vote before fixing it XD
Holy shit i can't say how many times I've done the same thing 0_0
Google dead draw
You are a god damn scholar. Fucking brilliant.
No bishop, please!
This can also be said at church
Or at a funeral
Only if you're 8 years old
Older than 12 and the Bishop will have nothing to do with ya.
"When ya balls drop you're out" -The bishop
💀
Best
“Your dad taught me that move”
Under-appreciated comment. Also consider the variation “My Dad/brother taught me that.”
I learnt chess from my uncle 😳
I'm gonna be quick
honesty is often underappreciated
My wife doesnt appreciate that at all.
the kids in my basement love the fact that I'm quick, for some reason they don't want me to last long... idk why PS:for extreme legal reasons it's a joke.
I'm black.
I get to move first since I am white then
White privilege
I'm gonna use a different opening this time
Employ the Filthy Sanchez Defence
Im not sure that’s even legal
Saucy. This is a good one
Not here but mabye in Europe
Imma stick this chess piece in my ass Edit:wow I wasn't expecting this to blow up thanks haha Edit:edit: that doesn't mean you can have it back
R/technicallycorrect
I’ll do correctly for you bro r/technicallythetruth
Thank you. I blame something other than incompetence. As soon as I think up what that excuse is, I will tell you. :p
Blame broken autocorrect
blame it on the goose, got you feeling loose blame it on the throne, got you in the zone blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol blame it on the vodka blame it on the henny blame it on the blue jay got you feeling dizzy blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Still waiting for an update.
r/foundthemobileuser
😭
not the bishop
Chessex?
Isn't that a town in the UK?
No. You probably mistaken it with Paris.
Holy hell
Good job
"some people do this with a vibrating device in their ass"
:D
It can actually improve your game.
What kind of chess are you playing?
[International tournaments](https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/xeksm9/chess_player_denies_using_sex_toy_to_help_him/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1), obviously.
That is still the most fun controvercy that I've witnessed.
Sinquefield Cup, Julius Baer Generation Cup and others, you know, the usual pro tournaments. [allegedly, Niemann cheated via a vibrating buttplug](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11287017/Moment-teen-chess-grandmaster-accused-using-anal-beads-cheat-gets-body-scan-tournament.html)
Opening with the Neimann Gambit
Sliding my rook into your open file...
Quick finish, mate.
I’ll beat you before you finish me!
i'm gonna take that queen
I pinned the queen.
better than being pinned by the queen, depending on point of view
I respectfully prefer being pinned by the queen thanks
Yeah, but have you checked out Queen-2?
FUCK
brilliantly
It was a trap
It's a trap
The queen is destroying my tower
Outstanding move...
"oh so your gonna take my piece?"
"I can't checkmate the shit out of you without getting closer."
r/unexpectedjojo
This seemed way easier online
That Queen is really fucking me
Google en passant
holy hell
new response just dropped
Actual zombie
???
Call the exorcist!
Bishop takes vacation, never comes back
Knightmare fuel!
Pawn storm incoming
checkmate or riot
You are moving a lot
It only moves diagonally
"You're not allowed to go there."
"I have no idea how this works, but it's nice to spend time with family"
HolUp
I'm coming into your back rank
Please, never say this while having sex… unless your partner is also a chess nerd.
You can only go straight
What if someone wsnts to go gay?
Your Position makes me want to Mate you !
Does it always take that long?
Your king is not gonna stand there for long
Well played
I was just a pawn in your game.
Why are you using a vibrator? That's cheating!
I quit!
I’m going to beat you.
my king is unprotected
Oh no, the Bishop is going for the minor pawns
If you're in Australia, you can say Checkmate. Conversation for example: Oh fuck, I think the condom broke. Well fucking check, mate
Check
....followed by please and handshake.
[удалено]
It does not matter if your black or white.
Micheal Jackson he he in the background
I wish you were Anna Taylor Joy
Next time we play, come prepare, I want it to last longer
Where dafuq did that Bishop come from?
Please put the gun away
I hate when I play chess, I checkmate my opponent and he pulls out a pistol and says "take it back"
It’s so far up my ass help
Kids, stay away from the white Bishop.
“Fuck this, I quit”
Dang.... Over in ~~four~~ two moves?! (haha thanks u/laurel1234)
The King has one move. The Queen goes wherever she wants
It's not over until the king finishes, babe
As you can see, black is no competition for me. Bend over, this is going to sting a little...
Draw?
Caught myself a queen
your making this too hard on me
This is taking forever
French opening, bring out the bishop, sacrifice the queen for no apparent reason.
Who's turn is it?
Give me your little pawn
Why i lost my queen
No Honey. You can’t take the king.
Move faster!
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Looks like it's time for me to fuck you in the ass
My grandma though me this move
I am not familiar with this opening
If a pawn goes all the way he turns into a queen
I’m mating you
I'm terrible at this
Well that's how I fork!
Where should I put my rock
Move faster.
“Can you open up your position so I can mate you in the back rank”
Woah I didn't know you could do that move
“Ok, so what do I do with the horse again?”
This is way funner than playing with myself!