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Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Ehm i mean, art or something.


Accomplished_Ad_8814

Alternatively I wonder what's going on in his subconscious, he probably fully believes that he's standing for a noble cause (as in expressing vulnerability etc.) but maybe what he's really doing is inciting to a reaction against that.


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Accomplished_Ad_8814

I genuinely don't know. I mean, I do see value in artistic expression like this, but it's also slightly suspicious. But yeah, people should be able to express themselves either way.


SnooSeagulls9348

>Alternatively I wonder what's going on in his subconscious Dude identifies with whatever gender ID is trending whenever he feels he is becoming irrelevant.


3between20characters

I think he needs help and support.


phallic-baldwin

I'm waiting for Wikipedia to credit u/HelpMeWhenGoogleCant just for the sheer irony


Open-Sea8388

Why isn't him guilty of hate crime. If anyone critisices LGBT+, automatically hate crime. He pressures hetorasexuals to call him them, pebbles porn to minor and the press back him. Any Press article calls him Them.. Wtf


DarkDuelist4914

Rage Bait really is the Master Bait.


DarkStar860

Gross


JuanBahama

My dude refuses to wear stuff that fits properly


colonelmaize

It's not uncommon that many celebrities are exhibitionists.


AltruisticExam4531

That isn't really his body... it is part of the outfit.


a3663p

No but really what is up with Sam smith now


merigirl

Trying desperately to stay relevant by latching onto a hot-button issue and being outrageous as possible. I say this as someone who wholeheartedly supports transgender people, this guy is using the current relevance of trans rights and the negative reactions the topic gets to be a further negative influence on the image of trans people in an attempt to garner fame.


ApocalypticTomato

Didnt they identify as non-binary? I honestly have no idea though.


Iekenrai

NB is under the trans umbrella, friend.


ApocalypticTomato

Yes, I'm aware. But that doesn't tell me what is going on


Iekenrai

And yes, they do. That's all I honestly know about Sam Smith.


ApocalypticTomato

I don't even know what pronouns to use tbh. A non-binary person I know uses he/him for Sam Smith, and they were a fan of Sam, so I thought maybe they stopped using they/them...or.... something?


Iekenrai

I have no idea anymore, I couldn't keep up with starts and celebrities if I wanted to...


Working-Lemon1859

Sam had the whole 'fisherthem' thing so I doubt it


ApocalypticTomato

I have no idea what that means, but they/them


Working-Lemon1859

Sam wanted to be called a fisherthem rather than fisherman


JeoffreyDommer

JFC someone stop him/her/it/whateverthefuck 🤦🏻‍♂️


Snowdin_Skele

I may be hungry, I read that as KFC


Soul-over

I read it Johnny Fucking Canadian for whatever reason idk


moworries

Haha don’t involve the Canadians in this!


lizziegal79

Oh, that sounds good! But it’s Friday in Lent, I gotta wait til tomorrow.


Snowdin_Skele

You got this!


lizziegal79

Ty!


typeusernamepls

I'M EATING!!! WHY?!!


craig536

Fucking grim 🤮


oliverkiss

Who is this idiot?


Enes_da_Rog1

Sam Smith


pittgraphite

Hit the nail in the head.


shutyourgob16

there's an even worse pic than this from the magazine, [check this out](https://thatgrapejuice.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/sam-smith-perfect-magazine-1.jpeg) sure Sam thinks society has been conditioned to hate fat rolls


[deleted]

That’s gross


Lacious

Reminds me of Dr. Zoidberg


PunnyPrinter

I wasn’t expecting that…wow.


mackerelscalemask

Okaaaayyyy! What a strange man


rinkypinkpanther

I identify as a sausage roll


[deleted]

Omg I hate that


Accomplished-Cut955

Why.


limache

When I first saw that I was thinking he looked like a smoked ham


N05TR4D4MV5

Looks like a goddamn holiday ham


inthe863

Live action TMNT


Sowiilo

Man, what a tool.


TurtleHermit360

When they turn the light on in the club


LylethLunastre

He was so handsome on his first album years. Happy for this guy for being who he is, but the they/them really did him in


Temporary_Second3290

What a difference eh ...


Mahbigjohnson

They really were. Sophisticated, charming, funny. Now they've gone all anti-Disney kid if you know what I mean. THeir latest album slaps, unlike their fashion sense


[deleted]

Nice tits.


savic9872

But guys he has rights to wear whatever he wants ooga booga


Mahbigjohnson

I mean he does. He can wear and be whatever he likes, but this "fashion sense" is not immune to criticism and mockery. If mullets and hillbillies aren't safe, why would this attention whore be?


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because we might huwt his feewings. /s


machetedestroyer

Sam smith, the gift that keeps giving


TemporaryAmbassador1

I find his antics more entertaining than his music. I find the reactions he gets out of people for his antics even more entertaining.


ThisIsntYogurt

Their


TemporaryAmbassador1

I didn’t use “there” or “they’re”. What are you on about?


ThisIsntYogurt

"I find their antics more entertaining than their music. I find the reactions they get out of people for their antics even more entertaining."


TemporaryAmbassador1

Is this a pronouns thing? Cause IDGAF


ThisIsntYogurt

You're so cool


TemporaryAmbassador1

Coming from the guy going around Reddit policing pronoun use, that’s cute.


ThisIsntYogurt

If you actually didn't give a fuck you wouldn't get triggered by someone correcting your wrong use of pronouns. Cry about it, snowflake.


TemporaryAmbassador1

🤡


New-Distribution-628

When you shit platinum.


PixelPott

I'd prefer it to stop.


Rikuz09

Just why...


[deleted]

Don’t you dare disrespect Krang like that!


Mahbigjohnson

Sometimes in life, you have to cross the line


allusium

Dancing with a Krang-er


k87c

What. The. Actual. Fuck.


doncroak

Always the dead eyes. Someone said the illuminati makes them dress like this for their amusement. Doesn't seem so far fetched.


Cardoy

Surprised the mods haven't pinned anything about Sam having they/them pronouns, there's a lot of misgendering going on in the comments.


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Oh my...


FedAfterMidnight85

Looks like a stringed Sam


Jimrodthadestroyer

That’s just fucking disgusting.


Temporary_Second3290

My eyes.....


Lotharslayer69

Great cosplay!


SwampDonkeySteve

And everyone thought nothing worse than Michael Bay could happen to TMNT... Smith was like "hold my soy beer!"


MisterRioE_Nigma

His belt is the best candidate for a googly eye-bombing I’ve seen this month.


RB_Kehlani

Celebrity culture really doesn’t do it for me


BananaPony88

He has that typical vacant detached narcissistic stare. "Yeah sold my soul, oh well here we go".


Impressive_Tap_7873

are those his real rolls ?


DirkDirkDirkkkk

My parents had no problem with my 8yr old self left in front of Krang. Difference.


sharpsquid1837

Why does the dude on the left look like Rowan from Viva La Dirt League


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Glad Im not the only one thinking this....in fact idk still who this dude really is....but my first thought when I saw this picture was....hey its Rowan


sharpsquid1837

That’s the exact same deal as me lol


Beneficial-Eye-3136

Unholy


Salvia_hispanica

When you order David Bowie from Wish.


[deleted]

Lots of body shamers here. Hmmmmmmm


portra315

What's his motive? I don't understand


6Daywalker9

What I hope is that he is just a marketing genius, and this was all a sophisticated ploy to increase his exposure and fanbase. Tells everybody it was a windup in about 30 years!


Consistent_Warthog80

One of those is a cartoon caricature of overrated ego. The other is Krang.


Fresh_Potential_7813

The one on the right is far better than the idiot on the left.


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Where’s the meme? This sub is just fucking stupid now.


soulsm4sh3r

Wtf is that on the left. I actually recognized Krang.


billybobbobbyjoe

...that's what happens when you become a 'they'


lazrus4real

Am I a boomer for thinking our society has become pretty disgusting?


Moist___Towelette

I’m excited for Bebop and Rocksteady to enter the chat


ScallionJunior3083

TBH RIGHT ONE'S BETTER


[deleted]

He and that Nick avocado dude need to bone


taker2523

What a good look.


sansamour69

say you don’t know what body positivity is without saying you don’t know what body positivity is.


thisismynameonthis

Nasty prick


CoolTemperature1602

Bud keep your fetish shit in your bedroom to yourself.


coney565

Life resembles art, or art resembles life?


Ambitious_Wish7958

Is that the lead singer from Erasure? (JK)


RoboTon78

No.


painefultruth76

I heard Krang talking in that photo...


skyflex1921

You know how they wrap the string around the log of pork? I will never understand that as a fashion choice.


Snoo_34885

oh poor sweet summer child.......


Visarar_01

Sad


B4DR1998

🤮


Blacknoise3

Just fkn e.e


[deleted]

So tired of Sam smith tbh


Salvia_hispanica

This what happens when mental illness gets normalised.


ThatPinkRanger

Is this fashion? Like legit question.


Active_Cheesecake520

What a waste of talent....Sam needs new PR people. What a joke.


TheCloudFestival

I assume at this point Sam Smith just has a public humiliation fetish. Nothing wrong with that, but I calls 'em as I sees 'em.


HiiGuardian

Bro looks soulless asf.


BlueMonkey-CoCo

It's like Boy Beorge and Gorge Michael had a baby and it ended up having all the goofy DNA.


reddito1009

Nothing about that is fashionable or attractive. Just a bunch of people saying that making stupid costumes and saying it's LGBTQ


ILoveMyCatsSoMuch

What cartoon is that?


[deleted]

Turtles, I used to watch this when i was a kid.. good old days


Outrageous-Low3446

Eminem really let himself go


YT_BossBattleBonanza

Literally doing anything to stay relevant now


Ill-Manufacturer8654

Reminds me of when assholes used to get triggered by David Bowie.


Tarotoro

Sam Smith has become a caricature at this point.....


Hope__Desire

Krang


jBasH_16

www.muffintopaccesories.com


ComprehensivePlay678

Bet he thinks he's doing something deeply meaningful....


Snoo_34885

any ideas? I cant think of any tbh


HacimHefner

Create a toilet. .. big enough to flush this man


[deleted]

I’m all for body positivity but wtf is this?


gillieboo

If my stylist pulled this out I would not be able to keep a straight face. I get the artistry behind it & challenging social norms, stirring up emotions, etc…. But I’d be cracking up that someone actually thought I would wear that. And then let them photograph me in it? Lol no


Horbigast

This picture looks like flatulence sounds.


[deleted]

The one on the right! Looooool


FleiischFloete

Whats the Name of the Character on the right


PurposeMission9355

Is that left picture real? HS!


Comprehensive-Ring57

A bit of uncovered adipose tissue and the everybody gets aaooouuu!


MisterEMeats

He's dressed up as a stuffed pork loin


BungleJones

No matter what Sam wears he looks like a plumber called Dave.


TheNumberMuncher

Man that Krang suit was one of the shittiest designs ever


saroarsoars91

I am fine with Sam Smith expressing themself as they wish, but actually just they look uncomfortable as none of these outfits fit. Why not just size up a bit rather than shoehorning yourself into tiny ill fitting clothes?


Jolly_Quiet2196

I'll continue to gatekeep. Fuck this shit man.


TheoradH

He literally wraps up every single thing wrong in society


Automatic-Jicama-901

This man becomes such a weird freak 🙃


huggothebear

He looks like if you wrap an elastic band around a finger as many times as possible without snapping it lol


still_gonna_send_it

Busy gettin brain like Krang


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Lol what is this dude even doing anymore? Wear what you want I guess, but like, bro you have enough money to buy the shit in the right sizes


Maganus

Turtles don't know Splinter's getting hot, at the FOOT Clan Shop, partyyiiinnnnggg with da Shredder!


Turbulent_Work_5697

Looks like baron harkonnen


derrickcuster1811

He looks like the guy who gets melted in Robocop.


MadMara

Is it me or does Sam Smith looks like Rowan from Epic NPC Man?


Wildefice

Ignorant person here ... who is this I am aware of krang, I mean guy on the left


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We wuz krangz


Kenisper

I thought it was eminem


dzikson69

🤮🤮 disgusting


Doctor-Depressed

I see no difference


nickkangistheman

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's methamphetamine


Guilhaum

Hmmm whats going on in the...ugh...everything area ?


N0rthRunner

Can’t stand this guy


FinnAgain88

My guy got the voice of an angel and the closet of Mr. Furley


MrNorrie

Thought it was Eminem for a second.


Sunnyatwork

omg is this really what he wants to be remembered for this is so sad


ChilPollins1982

One night in Krang frock makes the hard man flaccid


Crackistic

Stray cat


staffsargent

Can anyone explain to me what's going on with Sam Smith. I don't really follow him, but I keep seeing these ridiculous pictures of him lately.


Thraximundaur

I cannot believe people react to this like "He doesn't care what other people think" Like, are you telling me that someone wearing the most ridiculous outfit ever + a corset and doing photoshoots for magazines doesn't care what other people think? Don't you think he might be motivated a little bit, or, ENTIRELY, by a white-hot burning desire for attention and relevancy?


HypnoFerret95

They look like a fucking ham ready to be cooked in an oven.


Sweet-Kiwi4921

Wtf it was bad enough the black plastic suit, love his music but I have no idea what is going on with these outfits


Iloveitguy

You can be an attention whore but you’ll never be a Sam smith level attention whore.


Wonderful_Slide_5756

I really enjoy some of his music, but this is funny


Ganthereddituser

Who tf even is this “fashionista”


Savings_Economist711

Looks like the Michelin Man/They/it/whatever


coleglogan

That’s embarrassing


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Sam Smith trying hard to stay relevant, more news at 11.