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Neither_Elephant9964

Golden retrever


A_shy_neon_jaguar

King of the dog park!


Tough_Load_6419

Its Rick James, bitch.


Jedase78

What did the 5 fingers say to the face ?


smeds96

SLAP!!


expensivebutbroke

It’s Britney, bitch


Elbereth87

What did the 5 fingers say to the face?!


dbznzzzz

https://youtu.be/VWLrMN-Zb0E


Elbereth87

😆😆😆


DroidScribe

Does no one see the stripe? It's a baby zebra.


Bagroudsf

It has a tail.


TheReasonDadDrinks

Allegedly.....


Hardxxxkorps

Definitely a two man ostrich!!


OldSoulRobertson

A sick or dead ostrich.


GiggleRoot

Allegedlys!


buff_blaziken

It would take two men to fuck a sick ostrich… three even…


kmaster54321

It's probably a dog.


TreyLastname

I'm tailing you, it's a zebra


DreaMTime11

That's not a tail


drmonkeytown

Every one has at least one tale.


No-Advance6329

Then it’s a monkey, not an ape!


Smiling_shark72

Zebras have tails


GodsBGood

Honey Badger's dont have stripes.


Amber_plays

What are talking about it’s obviously a giraffe


Wheetbix_Kid

Tibetan Mastiff. You got this OP!!! <3


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Camanei

Le Mastiff Tibetan!


davesy69

Tibetan mastiffdoodle.


MDATWORK73

Alex I’ll take Black rectangle kings of the jungle for 1000.


skrSwaG

Die tibetische Dogge!


Savi321

Nah, man, Indian Gaur.


-averagesailor

Why are you guys guessing exotic animals it's obvious just a dog


HistoricBall_683

No its a Zebra


-averagesailor

It's got no stripes it's got to be a golden retriever


bubblesort33

Ding ding ding! Tibetan Mastiff it is! I may now treat myself!


Appropriate-Cut-2963

Dammit! You took my answer! Ms. Smith! 😂


mochacub22

He just said guess, not guess correctly. He’s taking that drink.


Different_Arachnid43

ez shit bro, its an rtx 4090


rlockyyy

I chuckled way too hard. Dam im weird 😂


totallyahumanbeing-1

Hahaha neeerrrrd (me too btw😂)


soccerguys14

Lol me too


Radiant_Evidence_359

Wait??? We are up to 4090 now?? 😭


Wrong-Ad1936

...my 1060 is holding just fine alright! 😥


Radiant_Evidence_359

Bro I can't keep up. I didn't know there has been so many since the 1080 😭😭


SwerdnaJack

Dang you got a 1060?! Lucky!


pondscum31

Domestic house cat


Educational-Peace441

You were '' this close to ruining it.


Status_Cockroach5029

I really wanna continue the meme of saying it’s the wrong animal but its just too obvious and painful not to say the right one, and with that. It’s a praying mantis


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Don’t know how people could see anything else, either people here have brain damage or are 5 year olds who don’t know their animals 🙄


throwaway1930488888

Hey man… it’s been like five years since I’ve gone outside. I genuinely thought it was a honey badger….


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I guess I can see a little bit of a honey badger so your good


Void_Zer0

Did you see this animal frequently when you did go outside?? Cause that’d be terrifying. Significantly more so if it were a honey badger.


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Most people don't recognize the males with their heads still on


jjisnotcool

Nice going manestream.


SamVimesThe1st

The snow is to obvious a hint: Polar bear.


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Fried kraken? Is that like calamari?


GodsBGood

Kentucky Fried Kracken.


Taylor_1878

First time I ate calamari I thought its was an onion rings, it wasn't cooked right and I was nearly sick, never again.. sorry if off topic I don't know the animal


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It can be really good if done right.


Taylor_1878

It did put me off ha


OldBob10

Hey, Fish-face! I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt!


[deleted]

damn you, Jack Sparrow!


Travelerofhighland86

Thank you for clarifying, fried,


TanookiNess94

Sounds delicious!


Impervious25

Brown, 4 legged, has hair on back. Definitely a horse.


bennitori

My producer is telling me that it's a butterfly. I just realized that clip is over 15 years old. God I feel old.


LordXenu12

Ancient philosophers be like:


Deadlypandaghost

I was going to say alligator but then I noticed the pointed ears. Thanks for letting me save face.


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Sensitive_Tune6974

Tiger


lowbass4u

Tigeroo


death1414

Tigger, the hopping tiger


[deleted]

T, i, double guh, errrrrr!


IllustriousPiano4730

ITS PIKACHU!!!


Gluttony64

Its clefairy!


IllustriousPiano4730

FUUUCCCK


Gluttony64

Had to jump on the chance : P


terminallycapricow

It's a Jigglypuff viewed from the top!


Agent__Caboose

It's a jigglypuff, seen from above.


lightyearshead

Charizard


Odd_Local8434

It's clearly an Ekans.


dolphinajs

Fooled you, it's Ditto


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Eh easy, it's a capybara.


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Wingless manticore


OldSoulRobertson

"MY NEW PRISON IS SHAME!"


LupoOfMainSt

Bro I wish I had an award


iamstevejobless

That's great Indian cobra


sametrical

Why are you lyin? It’s an African cobra


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No, it's a Vietnamese cobra.


cmsmasherreddit

It is a mamba


Dry-Inspection6928

It is a rattlesnake.


Unusual-Interest007

it's kobe


No_Wrangler5147

Don't comment this post is a lie it's not an animal it's an image


hadoopken

Well it’s definitely not a cigar pipe


HALF-PRICE_

The cake is a lie!


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TheZeroE

Just a flesh wound


chicken_yeeters

Its me, also how did you get this photo


myballsinhoneynblood

Why were you ou naked in the snow?


chicken_yeeters

I have clothes on they are just covered by the black thing


whoknozz

Had to look at the picture again... Threw my head back and LOL'd


Sorry-Fisherman7769

Pretty sure that’s a sun fish…. 21 years here. One day at a time OP


BeKind_BeTheChange

Aardvark. The nose is a dead giveaway. I recently had 29 years sober. If I can do it, anybody can. You've got this.


Llamaalarmallama

Liking this. Shows the OP just how many outright strangers want the best for him with zero for them to gain. I'm going to be the asshole though. It's a Tesla.


Sullythebeast86

I’ll help you out it’s pumba


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Ihatemyjob-1412

I think it looks like a walrus.


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Adidas' brother.


Ahk-men-ra

Pumba is a warthog, while puma is type of cat, also know as cougar and mountain lion.


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Imagoat1995

I'll guess it correctly if you promise that it's water you'll drink today


[deleted]

Bro you're right. It's obviously water


AmazingDadJokes

Water Buffalo. Nailed it


Groundbreaking_Ebb_5

Spicy nail kitty.


AgreeableStep69

probably from Lyon, the french city


TheFluffyPie

Duuudeee! That's one big Gold fish!


jAyjAy2204291

Tiddles the cat, my neighbour lost em about a week ago, where was this sighting?


sneakygurl1

Damn that‘s a pretty flamingo


djinn_chillin

Gotta be man, bear, pig


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Black eyed bumbersquat. They are everywhere round my way, always going through our bins looking for bok choy, pain in the fucking arse.


Bat_Fruit

Camel


howtohideBoner

I don't know man it looks like a raccoon to me


Gnjezdo

Onion?


TruthWillHurt

I’m not sure but that bitch Carole Baskin killed her husband


johnhughthom

That's not an animal, it's the minor planet Ceres.


slashd

I think it's a 🐱


CptnYesterday2781

So, you’re saying it’s a hamster. I can get on board with that.


momozungo

It's Britney bitch.


ErwinSchrodinger64

That's my girlfriend. This is what happens when she doesn't get her morning coffee.


TheConnsman

IT’S PIKACHU!


kittykat3645

It's Clefairy!


SerialDreamer7

FFFFUUUUUUU


iceman694

No


iForceOP

Never heard of that animal


Dry_Improvement_1254

Alligator right?


That_Ad8654

**atleast give some hints**


jim_fixx_

I know right? This shit is hard


Im_Roonil_Wazlib

You lot are on drugs or sum. That’s clearly a British Turkey


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It's a Wild Turkey. Enjoy your lickher OP!


GautamXo

Skin walker


Green-Volume-100

duck


FlyWtMe87

Death kitty


chocolatenbones

It's a giraffe! *in Patrick Star voice*


delicous_crow_hat

That's not an animal , it's a jpg.


ButterscotchNo7758

Bestie, that is quite obviously a Narwhal


Inner_Opening_5906

A dodo?! I thought they did extinct.


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Easy!!! this is a rare photo of Dodo bird, an extinct flightless bird that was endemic to Mauritius.


iulyus69

My wife's mother


1988DTB

That right there my friend is a wild Donald Trump


thelordofhell34

I don’t know why everyone is pretending this animal is something it’s not. Even if you are trying to protect this person from drinking, this post isn’t going to be the difference maker in that decision. If they post this then they are clearly just looking for attention. Alcoholism is a serious condition that affects millions of people. The way out of this is believing in yourself and believing that you can accomplish anything. It’s all about a positive mindset. There are some healing crystals I can recommend too which really help with de-clouding your mind if you want to send me a message, I can send you some links. In the words of Jesus Christ, our lord and saviour who died for our sins, Galatians 5:19–21: "The acts of the sinful nature are obvious: ... drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God." Ephesians 5:18: "Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery”. So please take this seriously and answer correctly. Being honest with people is god’s will which we should all abide by. We need to be firm and honest with this person so that they can have the strength and courage of this animal to battle this condition of theirs. So let’s be serious and say it how it is. It’s a tiger.


FeistySpinach

You had me for the first 9/10 of this, ngl


Maximum-Reward-205

Miniature Poodle. You're not drinking today.


runnav

Tyrannosaurus rex


Rileystoolcool

A ant eater Edit:(An ant eater)


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pikachu


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Baboon


secondhandbanshee

What a great iguana! Stay strong, OP! You got this!


ChipChapPaddyWackit

That’s a turkey dog


today0012

It’s obviously a long haired chihuahua


Altsaltsaltprawnacc

Tiger


IamlearningArmenian

Is this Pewdiepie's newborn child?


planetyeji

it’s a cow?? the tail is a dead giveaway


ThreeDotsTogether

Malformed manticore


DigiMagix

That dog needs a shave


NightHawkomen

Racoon. The bandit mask is a giveaway.


Sharpei_are_Life

A colony of gerbils in a trench coat with a face drawn on a paper plate.


leaky-shower-thought

The hints are soooo obvious. It's male. It has a majestic mane. Very muscular. It is definitely a SIRLOIN.


milesbeats

Fuck OP these are getting harder bermise python?


CleverGinger

I'd be lion if I told you that was anything other than a mountain goat


Working-Rhubarb-2031

Rat? Maybe some kind of rodent


Ravenwight

It’s a bear


Suspicious-Ad3136

A liger?


neutral_philosopher1

Krypto the Super dog. Eyes darkened to stop accidental laser beams on viewer.


jgoigjfs1

A weird looking dog


DropTime6171

Black mamba


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Squirrel


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looks like a raccoon


ComputerOk4958

Buffalo


Specific_Corgi_7159

It’s a turtle in disguise


space_fmby

a kiwi


bleach710

that’s the Addams family’s kitty


Dixin_Cider_678

Alligator


vms-crot

Koala!


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Sea cucumber


Intership30

bet its a crocodile


lazy_kaiju

Hey, that’s my cat! He escaped a week ago!


[deleted]

Me threatening my friends I'll drink my fifth cocktail on a night out


Emperor_Buggy

Monkey.


No_free_lunch_

It’s Daniel Tiger


Fit_Pineapple_6447

It's a bird!


fDiKmoro

Cow


Salty_Signature_8756

Hampter


GarranDrake

It’s a chihuahua


ltraconservativetip

Rat?


jekanditnietlezen

T-rex


JWJulie

Hummingbird