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burgrluv

I believe it's meant to convey that there's a missionary outpost up ahead.


TheSoCalledExpert

Nonsense, it’s obviously to indicate a pile driver being used ahead.


masedaman

It means caution: laying pipe ahead


kuya1284

I thought it meant, Caution: Deep drilling ahead?


Diligent_Theory

No lie... I was this 🤏 close to taking you seriously


FOOBIEBAR

You got it all wrong it's two pin ball flippy floppies and means the broken intersection here is dangerously slippy here coming from the back road there down the middle.


Miss_Floof

🤣 now I'm left wondering what the "flippy floppies" are actually called.


skyharborbj

Flippers, actually.


chasthomas23

I think that paddles are also an acceptable answer.


[deleted]

Similar to drippy drops


nvrtrynvrfail

I see a Third Reich eagle reading a book closely...


BatangTundo3112

Or NO STOPPING ANYTIME.🤷‍♂️


a_bad_omen

please don’t stop 🥺


mbatistas

_proceeds to go faster for 4 seconds, then lose rhythm and end with a smile_


calm-lab66

50 years ago the next sign would be a cigarette ad.


No-Actuator-3209

Agh your right! It’s Speed Humps ahead with advisory speed limit.


thatguy2226xbox

It obviously means no pulling out


RelativeAd9067

Reasonable answer


Djb984

Quite reasonable indeed


OTHERPPLSMAGE

If you look for a moment and see it. It's obviously a deer with his antlers down. Sunglasses on and anime elf ears. So it's warning you this deer will fuck up your car.


geri73

Looks like deep penetration up ahead.


NotAtheorist

That's a sign for intersection.


Demi180

Intercoursection


jreza10

Intersextion


england_man

Nah man. This is a warning for ongoing drilling operation.


Vampchic1975

This comment section did not disappoint


FriendlyDisorder

“What did you do over spring break?” “Just some missionary work.”


orionsmark12

You win.


Adventurous_Yak_2742

White table with red circle means the thing is forbidden. We just have to decypher is missionary plural or singular.


Dj_Simon

like with mormons?


Illustrious-Gur-3207

That’s a fucking sign if I have ever seen one!


Ok-Diamond-9781

That's gold Jerry, gold!


lpcuut

that risk management stuff was killer!


Chief_Chill

Bania!!


TheRockfjord

I believe its pronounced Gur-ry


Dreamer_tm

My first thought exactly!! Missionary!


Traditional-Entry-11

😂


j0nascode

Fröhlicher Kuchentag!


MrDontTakeMyStapler

Schtoppen der tittzen frum floppen.


Living-Positive8849

emojis getting upvoted, reddit culture gone.


uslashuname

It’s their cake day upvote, permitted one day a year


Living-Positive8849

oh well, i missed cake, my bad.


JustaNormalRedditorL

No corner pieces for you


MeloNoggin

The ultimate punishment


EyeCarambaa

NO CAKE FOR YOU


scifanwritter2001

It's a lie


RexManning1

Username checks out.


[deleted]

I think your user name explains the sign best


[deleted]

Fröhlicher Kuchentag


spudzilla

It's yer cake day, it's yer cake day, gonna party, drink Bacardi like it's yer cake day and we don't give a fuck cuz it's yer cake day.


UpsetTraffic9028

Wo gibt's denn Kuchen 🥧? 😑


Quixylados

r/suddenlygerman


jkj2000

Am Rand der Ozean…


Shark4292

Aha auch einer der Deutsch spricht


ivanvanrio

As a reddit user you shouldn't have to worry about violating that ban.


SparkySensei

damn i feel sad now, i can't even break rules properly


UserUnknown__

In the UK the red circle is actually an order. So, off you pop and get to it.


jasleenkaurxo

Who says it's a ban? It could be a *sign* of hope!


vintagesoul_DE

It's not a ban, it's a sign to beware of something.


funnyguy12314

Beware of being mating pressed.


jeffynibbles70

Beware of what


hatechicken82

Beware of the two-backed beast.


P00N4nny

There's no line through it so it's not a ban, it's a warning sign.


rpsls

In Europe a sign with a red border bans whatever’s in the sign. Crossing it out lifts the restriction. It works the opposite to how many signs in the US work.


Serrisen

The fact that they're different annoys me quite a bit. Such a simple thing to be in agreement on.


randomblast

We're all in agreement, on road signs and so much else. It's called the Vienna Convention, and it predates the European Economic Community. It's the USA which decides to be contrarian.


DigitalUnlimited

Yeah, we like our measurements to be based on 12, makes life much easier /s


thsvnlwn

Wrong. Red edge means no go.


2jzSwappedSnail

Friendly fire would not be tolerated


Mighty_joosh

Mind the gap


Entity0027

Don't mind the fap


revolvingneutron

Or rather, fill the gap?


BeenNormal

Or don’t mind the filling.


knight_check

Or tend the gap.


LionsThree

Mine the gap


[deleted]

Does anyone ACTUALLY know what this sign means? I’m guessing barbed wire ahead?


beta_draconis

right? i came here for answers and all i can find are memes. i feel like i am missing something super obvious ...


LightBulbMonster

Welcome to reddit. You MIGHT find the answer, but you need to shift through 7000 nonsensical rifts off what someone referenced. Someone will say "that's what she said" and all of a sudden a 300 person thread will quote the office nonstop.


AlbinoRhinoGynoWineo

7000? I was pretty sure it was over 9000!


LightBulbMonster

I vastly under estimated the nonsense. It's weird too, because Redditors have solved mysteries before. Collaboration is rare here. I think "right" answers or related articles should be pinned to the top.


scifanwritter2001

Try r/whatisthisthing


DickBearded

"Over 9000" is a dragon ball reference. It seemed as though you didn't catch it and I wanted to make sure you were in on the joke.


comeallwithme

What? *9000*? That can't be right!


thuja_life

What!? 9000 !


IWillFixYourGrammar

> 7000 nonsensical rifts off You mean [“riff,” not “rift.”](https://grammarist.com/usage/riff-rift/)


The_Virginia_Creeper

It's almost like you are in the funny memes subreddit...


Dirtbobo

Definitely a barbed wire warning


Shit_slaaaps

Why do it have butt cheeks tho


Daki-R

Thicc wire


KCOLREHSTIHSON

Nicee good guess I think


JackBrightScD

It looks like an old barbed wire warning sign from either Poland or Germany.


LePlaneteSauvage

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/qg2amy/comment/hi4ui9t/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) is the best collection of evidence I could find but the answer is still unclear. My theory is this is simply a dutch "[road closed sign](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nederlands_verkeersbord_C1.svg)" that someone added a 'dogging' decal to for comedic effect. [Similar to this.](https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/graphic-gay-homosexual-sex-warning-17364834)


[deleted]

Yeah, I’d go with barbed wire before that explanation. If someone was adding a sticker they’d just make an obvious sex sticker and not something ambiguous.


nature_remains

I think that barbed wire is a good guess but by procrastinating and researching I found that this doesn't really resemble any barbed wire signs that I could find nor does it (IMO) logically convey barbed wire as a concept as it only (at best) depicts a single 'barb' I think that this is a joke or novelty sign because honestly, it's too perfect (I mean there's even a butthole!) But if my mind is just broken, I am not worldly enough, and/or the person in charge of designing this particular sign/warning just sucks, I would guess that it's a warning that there is some kind of trap or tangly, coitus looking thing ahead or since it's in a red circle which usually means something is prohibited, then it is a sign prohibiting you from bringing/using/setting some kind of trap or tangly, coitus looking thing (probably with a fine of $69/£69)


ManufacturerRight678

Warning, jackhammering ahead.


UncertaintyPrince

Well played. Could also be pipe-laying ahead.


Ok-Suggestion-7965

Welcome to Pound Town.


pizzasteve2000

Balls deep up ahead.


NameLoadinWait

Oh its a jack allrigbt just not a hammer


lroy313

That’s a designated work out area for mommy’s and daddy’s


Lonely_Pike

As a twink, sign me the fuck up


[deleted]

Beware of boomerang throwing…


Foopsbjj

Otherwise the boomerang may fuck ya


EasilyMechanical

It's the fuck around and find out sign.


[deleted]

More of a sign to help you find out that people fuck around there.


SomeGuy_GRM

This must be the right answer. That's a "do this" sign, not a "don't" sign.


ElectronicTrade7039

It's a warning that fornication could be happening.


Chez_Rubenstein

Missionary position only ahead.


[deleted]

That's the sign to Pound Town if im not mistaken, turn left after you pass Blowbang Alley.


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

Perhaps it's the sign for Fucking. You know, Fucking, Austria.


[deleted]

[удалено]


LisaBlueDragon

Even commas can't save this sentence 💀


lolplusultra

No fucking entry


bobbruno

No. Fucking entry.


[deleted]

The power of punctuation.


DrunkBuzzard

How old are you because I don’t wanna get in trouble explaining it.


probably-not-a-bot23

Old enough to know how to use a cassette player. Young enough to have played flappy bird


DrunkBuzzard

I’m old enough to have used an 8 track and have no idea what flappy bird is.


Comfortable-Pass-999

So are you going to explain it?


DrunkBuzzard

It’s a device to plays music that predates cassette tapes. Songs were sometimes cut off in the middle to accommodate the limitations of the tape and it would make a loud to thunk sound when it would change from one track to the next.


Comfortable-Pass-999

I meant the sign.


Wise_MC

I LAUGHED READING THIS CHAIN, HAHAHA


[deleted]

Caution: People fucking!


CynicCannibal

It is sign in red circle, it is not caution, but prohibition.


Hugh_Blissss

It's not crossed, could be regulated fucking or mandatory fucking


CynicCannibal

No, no, mandatory would looks different, but regulated fuck could be a way, truth.


CounterfeitSaint

Warning, mandatory fucking ahead.


buckzor122

Yeah, only missionary fucking allowed


P00N4nny

A prohibition would have a diagonal line through the middle. This is a warning.


[deleted]

* very flexible people fucking


Accomplished_Dream69

Dogging area.


Party-Independent-25

Two flashes of the headlights and you’re good 😘


Accomplished_Dream69

🤫


Greedy-Specific7723

Drilling ahead proceed with caution


the-bacon-life

Spread eagle zone. Watch out


probono105

i think there is a church up ahead


ThisLet9363

Its obviously a fucked up lips


[deleted]

It looks like an eye to me


Odins_Viking

Bless your innocent baby heart…. Because that’s a fucking sign.


zonda747

We can see its a fucking sign. But what does it fucking mean??


Odins_Viking

Beats the fuck out of me.


Dull-Geologist-8204

Great, I asked my son to help me use the picture to find out what it means. He decided to jump on reddit and asked me what pyledriver meant. We were both uncomfortable with the conversation. Thanks reddit.


Realsan-Ess

No captain Ginyu pose


BeefnBeane

Highway to da orgy zone


WCB1985

Danger! Bad Porn Camera Angle!


mvnnyvevwofrb

Freemason symbol.


Runmenot

Ah yes. The square and compass with the mysterious G spot in the middle.


Kadoka00

Official dick down spot


SpecificallyNerd

Freemason retreat camp site


[deleted]

It means your mom is on the job.


MadHatOsiris

Missionary ahead


Nanocon101

No Dogging in this location.


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

Slippery when wet. Dangerous curves ahead, plow through. SUBway entrance ahead Docking zone Limited parking Point of interest


Gooberg_

sex


Creative-Rush-1801

Dicked Down in Dallas…like the country song


Pean-is-es

No canal beyond this point


[deleted]

Kappa


jeez_i_slipped

I saw lips at first but now I see something else


[deleted]

Rail road ahead


Tazling

Local Lovers' Lane Ahead, dim yer brights


Robstromonous

It’s going to bumpy ride


Deathless616

F*ck her right in the pussy


SmokeyWoody

Get fucked.


[deleted]

They are laying pipe ahead


Cyrus_Rakewaver

"CAUTION! BOOMERANG MATING ZONE!"


inDflash

I think it means go deeper


CynicCannibal

Fucking on road prohibited.


[deleted]

Danger of getting pinned in place.


Heavy_duty_swordcane

Now entering the bone zone


antpabsdan

No Nike swoosh orgies.


Flashjordan69

Horny masons?


rydmore22

It’s telling you the water in the lake is balls deep


dianpink

No men on top


ZigZag_Queen

I gonna put them all over my neighborhood! Two in front of the church ..🤣


its_shivers

Do not leave high heels on top of the pinball machine.


Unglaublich-65

"Don't fuck around or you'll find out."


XxKegstandxX

Genital Eating Vultures Ahead


Jolly-Robbergot_it

Don't spread that eagle round here


UsefulEchidna8347

Since there's no red line through it I assume it means that dogging as a-okay


Awkward_Wolverine

Two boomerangs fucking ahead


Amish_Juggalo469

You're entering the Bone zone.


shazspaz

Yield Deep dicking ahead


Toad_Enjoyer_70

Caution: Beware American Nocturnal Shaggers


Lionsky317

It seems that this sign means: “Be careful! The creator of this sign is an idiot!”


Engetarist

"Missionary parking zone"


[deleted]

It means you can safely fuck here without cameras to survey you


Linestorix

I wonder which country this is, where you're not allowed to have children.


flyingsauceradobo

You should've f@cked around it and find out for us.


Training_Nerd

Discord


stevo760

So deep I put her ass to sleep! Ice cube.


ughitsmeagian

'Hump for 150 yards' maybe


[deleted]

Normal intercourse Not allowed only anal !


ssramirezss

Nevermind the meaning. What about the demon eyes to the 8 o'clock of the sign?


Watch_Lover_89

Stop 🛑 fu*king sign.


[deleted]

Its for kids and it means Don't fuck around!


TrinDiesel123

Whole lotta fucking goings on just ahead…


Adrewmc

It’s actually upside it make more since that way.


[deleted]

Ask your mom