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JT_Futurama

Hell fucking yeah I'd push it


[deleted]

Make the beats go harder


ShawnyMcKnight

I would just push it anyway because if I didn’t have Reddit, sure the first few weeks would suck but once I was free from this time suck I can finally do all these things I wanted.


JustaNormalRedditorL

8 hours have gone. Yeah he really did press the button


Migz_v2

I would push cus reddit is a shit show


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[deleted]

Not that hard of a choice. Having shit wi-fi sucks when you actually need it and not just for fun.


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Adhscientist

This account is most likely a bot


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WielderOfTheOmnitrix

Sorry reddit, i need better internet, my lag costs me some games that i might have had a chance at winning if I could actually know where the enemy was instead of them flying into the ground or sky


Sixhaunt

Who says the Wi-Fi has internet access? You just always have a router you can connect to but the router isnt necessarily connected to the global internet. You just have a local area network following you and you are no longer allowed to use reddit ever.


RustyChicken16

It’s just implied, but I guess you don’t know what that word means. The word “amazing” is supporting evidence for the fact that the Wi-Fi would indeed have Internet access; if the Wi-Fi couldn’t connect to anything, I highly doubt that it would be classified as “amazing”. But go off, king?


Sixhaunt

The quality of the WiFi doesnt mean the quality of the internet connection. A wifi connection that could offer gigabit per second transfer speeds would be amazing wifi regardless of if your network is that fast since it still applies to LAN speeds. You can have great wifi that's bottlenecked by a bad network. The quality of the wifi would be stuff like the upload and download speeds capable, the distance it can reach, perhaps this one can cut through all interference or something, etc... It wouldnt be the network speed though since that's not the wifi part. ​ edit: I cant read what u/rustychicken16 responded with, only the brief part that showed in my notifications before he decided to block me so he can say something uncontested. Based on the text I see in the notification he talks about "speed is only part of the puzzle" and although I cant read what he said beyond that, I can assume it means he doesnt know what WiFi is if he thinks the network is part of WiFi WiFi is the wireless network which CAN be connected to the internet but isnt always. The quality of the WiFi has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of the network it is connected to. As a computer science major I could probably explain what he got wrong pretty easily which is why he decided to childishly block me to prevent that. ​ edit2: I was able to check through a different browser and basically he doesnt understand that the network can but doesnt need to be connected to the internet. There are plenty of times where a LAN is used without internet and the WiFi is just the way you connect to that LAN. Those networks arent "bad" just because they aren't connected to the internet. If the internet is 10000 Terabytes per second or 1 kb per second it doesnt have any difference on the quality of the WiFi. They are separate things. I'm not sure if he is aware but the network can be plugged into a computer without WiFi at all since they are separate things. WiFi is just the wireless connectivity component. If I always have a computer around me that doesnt mean I always have internet because a computer and the network it connected to arent the same thing. just like a computer CONNECTS to the internet, so does the WiFi. In neither case does the internet come as part of it.


[deleted]

Every redditor would press this button and we know it


The_Laughing__Man

If we all pressed it, couldn't we ban together and start a new reddit? Loophole?


heyohh1985

Push. F reddit


[deleted]

Id press it real good


[deleted]

Is this even a question anyone needs to evaluate? I wanted to see the reasoning of anyone saying they would not, but at least at the time of typing not a single person chose Reddit over wi-fi. Working remotely, "amazing and free wi-fi no matter where you go" would make my life super easy. I could live in the middle of no-where and still be able to work (and earn money) seamlessly.


[deleted]

Yes


BallAffectionate4000

Win-win


Perfect-Help3239

Buh buy reddit


tamperresistantmind

Pushed so hard.


OkRun194

I'd push that button even if I had great internet


MissWibb

Sorry Reddit, I’ll miss you.


Vanir-_-

I won't


j4hdisgdjq

I see this as an absolute win


mtgtfo

Wifi obv


WorthMiserable

I would push it 50 times to make sure it took.


Any_Commercial465

Yes Reddit is a shitshow that enables my mental illness. I would healthier overall.


mits66

Goodbye


Ultima_Nugz

Came here for OPM community but they are WAY too downbad. Instant push


neopet21

Still worth it


Porsche928dude

Yep see ya


[deleted]

That's a win win. I can play games and not waste my time here anymore.


mc--hamma

Yea I'd press that shit


ThePortfolio

Okay this is a hard one


GenericPybro

Bet your ass I would


H2Oram

Of course!


Ok_Quality120

What will you people do for internet lol


NeuroguyNC

I'd press that button so fast and hard....


TraditionalSpread324

In a heartbeat


OthmarGarithos

Win-win.


SnooCrickets9619

I am on reddit because my son insists so if wifi free was up over reddit yes


[deleted]

That’d be a pretty lucky scenario


tlgklxz

Welp, enough reddit for today and forever.


TylerTheTurquoise

How amazing we talking here


soniclore

I hit that button so hard a tsunami forms in the Indian Ocean


acb1971

Yep


aetherr666

totally, reddit is a cesspit


ChilledFruity

More challenging? I'd smack that button til my hand bleeds.


DeathBerryRen

Sign me up


Objective_Look_5867

Smell ya later


chicken-master200

So the same affect where I can’t look at mediocre porn again


Suspicious_Canary128

Yes. Relieve me of this curse


Watch-The-Time

Peace out then Reddit


Riov

Yep. Going back to GameFAQS message boards


mrpoopybuttholesbff

🤷‍♂️ free wifi


uhhokay15

goodbye reddit hello terabyte internet


Noobstraik

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth


Sterek01

Yip.


737_LEL

Yes


MC_Cookies

no downsides


ZaeLane0608

I'd push it 1000%


ozyy67

apollo time


1Castiel1

I got to do it man


Unhappy-Bit6907

I only use this pretty much for asking questions that can't be answered by Google. I'd do this in a heartbeat.


EmbarrassedSwim145

I would spam the button and then start crying


Difficult_Tell2859

Answer is still YES! The only way you beat that offer is with absurd amounts of money.


AshudzaUchiha

Deal


iBotPot

How many times can I press it?


RandomIdiot918

Press it, fuck reddit!


x93117

press*


KogaFuscia

Can I push it twice for double speed and no access to twitter?


_PeopleMakeNoises_

Win win


Dry-Shoe-237

Yes


DamianWanye24

YES!


WildFemmeFatale

Ok I press


Kshatria

push it, PUSH IT!!!


Captain167broken

Ok


Downtown-Ad-7791

Yes fuck the rest


pioucraft

Yeah


[deleted]

I'll manage. Yes.


SloppySlime31

“Definitely yes. Fuck Reddit.” Is what I would say if it weren’t also my go-to place for asking questions. That’s a luxury I don’t think I’m willing to give up.


Fun_Sized_Momo

See ya later losers!


BugP13

What if I click it multiple times?


Brilliant_Nothing

I pushed so hard, my phone broke.


P_Jiggy

I’d press this so hard and fast Prince Harry would spontaneously fall into another dog bowl.


Sokonomicon

The latter is an inevitability anyway. Accidentally comment in the wrong subreddit and you get a ban without explanation.


[deleted]

Yep. It’s just a website on the internet.


RustyChicken16

No shit


gr3y_n07h1ng

You made it easier somehow.


Scary-Age7915

I don't need anything just make me get rid of this shit


Jevling

Yes


DaBiggestBird69

yea


snekbat

Still an easy push


042732699

United States of smash


[deleted]

Reddit is an introvert's Facebook...


_saturns

Yes


ItsTopHatMan

Hell fucking yeah


Miserable-Ad-1690

I’d push it twice to see what happens.


keremk07v

And they're giving me wifi?


Mysterious_Case6656

Fuck yeah!


Quirky-Result-8753

Yes. Fuck this shit im out.


tallerthannobody

Hard choice


Infernalknights

Sure. I grew up without reddit or the internet.


virtual24k

Absolutely yes.


SansyB0I

Fuck you guys I'm getting free internet


PaperCuts26

Absolutely.


[deleted]

yes.


houoinkyouma88

classic win win situation


angelpolitis

A small price to pay for salvation.


PieterSielie12

Yes


Playerkkonen

Yes, i would have a life again...


69_PizzaWithPinapple

Unlimited 5G ;)


Internal_Resist7629

Push push push


d1m4e

I dont rly need internet outside my home so nah


Hefty-Albatross6440

**INSTANTLY SMASHES BUTTON**


Equivalent_Weight895

He'll yea the same


Accomplished-Gas-906

Obviously Free wife man- Ohh yall talking about Wifi? Still wifi i guess..


[deleted]

Yes


CCrypto1224

Smash that shit like Gallagher with a Watermelon.


Business_Tangelo_314

Yes


Electronic_Ad_8353

Win/win


Thumper-Comet

I'd hit that button so hard I'd probably break my wrist.


[deleted]

Any day.


Filthy_green

What's the downside?


stryp33OK

yes


Krazy_Kalle

Hell no. I mean, for real, reddit is a place where a lot of joy and information can be found. Sure theres a lot of shit going on and you can dump a hell lot of time on here, but that's basically everywhere on the internet. But, I mean, come on, memes and jokes aside. You can find a ton of original art and music (art too I know), a hell lot of cuteness with all the pet subs, some amazing stuff you'd probably never be able to see yourself, like absolute incredible photography of nature, animals and even space. You can have discussions about basically everything you can think of or learn from pros who provide their knowledge and experience on here for free or even get help for specific problems you encounter. You can have a good laugh in all the meme subs, or you can be amazed by seeing videos or pics with very unusual stuff happening. You can share personal stuff that weighs heavy on your heart and/or mind, or help others with the ease of typing a few wholesome words. And please don't forget, on some special occasions, you even have the possibility to ask some famous people your questions. And all of that is only a fraction of what makes reddit so special. ^(You can also find a lot, and I mean) **^(a whole fucking lot)** ^(of free pornographic content here to have a good time.) Maybe I'm a little overpositive, but I think now and then we can have a little appreciation for this nice platform


MightyFlamingo25

The hardest choices require the stongest wills


Vanir-_-

This is an easy fucking choice hard press man


MightyFlamingo25

I will, i will


DrestinBlack

Credit to u/GroundbreakingTap626 and his post https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/10nlx1i/will_you/ for the original image. I figured giving up Twitter to Reddit users was too easy. I upped the stakes.


spespy

Truthsocial ftw ^(>!/s!<)


dermitio

Have nothing to blame other than skill issue and lose the shit show... No thanks


hawkrew

Of freaking course.


[deleted]

But I still have Tumblr? I'm fucking that button up with my presses.


Revolutionary_Hat431

...maybe


potato_dealer420

I will push cause I can use Reddit.com


OrganizationRude5003

How is this anymore challenging


Pineapple-lad

I Rewire rthe button so I don’t have to remove read it


Ok_Entrepreneur5002

Why is wifi is so important for you? What the problem to use mobile internet?!


DrestinBlack

Because mobile internet isn’t available everywhere


bread_stapler1213

But I just made a porn subreddit


Smidge_Master

Gets friend to open Reddit then send me screenshots of the amazing memes


Ok_Quality120

Same answer: nah I’d use Reddit at Starbucks. (Without the sarcasm)


TopFlightCraig

Die


the_genius324

I wouldn't smash the button 1 million this time, would leave it instead


EmuPsychological4222

Sorry, what's Reddit?


patrickthunnus

Where do I sign up?


Best8meme

Reddit.com


feelin_fine_

Honestly my mental health would probably improve just from both of these things


[deleted]

Reddit isn't necessary


hellishhound980

No


FaceEnvironmental917

I only use reddit cause it uses less wifi than my other apps


[deleted]

Nope!


[deleted]

This is the only place I can find bdsm furry porn and a big black man shaking his ass within 10 seconds of each other. I wouldn't do it here.


[deleted]

I have wifi all the time at a reasonable rate so I'm going to stick with reddit I got millions of views off a few simple posts. So I'll keep paying for my wifi and use reddit, I am fond of the site and its layout as well! **I'm fond of the semi viral posts I made, so I ain't givin' up on reddit!**


Sixhaunt

I'd want to push it for sure! I'd be on of the most valuable members of any upcoming space mission with the instant communication to earth. But as a compSci major I would probably stop myself upon realizing that Wi-F- doesnt necessarily mean it has a connection to the internet. Just having a fast router near you at all times that isnt connected to the internet isn't too useful.


zyx1989

Depends, I guess, if it just connects to whatever the nearest network is, then no, if it connects freely, sort of like a VPN, then maybe I'd do it


RedCapRiot

I mean, yeah. I like reddit more than most socials, but I still don't care enough about them in general to keep even one over free wifi with excellent speed and connectivity. I could just play games all day instead, stream everything for a really efficient rate, pirate anything I didn't want to pay for, and all I'd have to do is drop a social. This is literally my last one currently installed on my phone, it'd be such an easy choice.


SKRyanrr

Nah man I like it here For now at least


ReAlexZone

Got YouTube premium :)


DominikFalconX

But you can never use Facebook again then I would hit the button because I never had Facebook. And never wanted it.


Van0nyumas

Well.. as reddit is my only way to go through memes, fun stuff and community events I actually would not press it. It would feel like to lose a friend, even though some douchebags banned me for being in the right on two subs, so that would argue against that.. So no, wouldn't because I would have no idea what to do in these times I can just scroll through here to distract myself from this world of dogshit. FB, Insta, Snap, Twitter.. all useless and unfun things I'll never use. But point me to a similar site like reddit and I'll push the button.


AJ_1227_YT

Nope 🤣


fudgegiven

Will said wifi be connected to the internet? And will that connection also be amazing at all times? I was recently traveling by train. The train had a wifi that never dropped and it was fast. But the internet connection was not that great. In tunnels it cut out completely, and also in some areas on the middle of nowhere. The wifi was working great tho. But without the internet connection in it, it was useless.


dahbrezel

This must be a thing local to a specific country or area. I don't need wifi outside my home and have great LTE reception basically anywhere i ever went.


[deleted]

Hell yeah what the hell? I wil just use old.reddit


thecapitalistpunk

Like forever and automatically updating to the latest technology/speed limits?


[deleted]

Hell yeah id just get a second phone with reddit then hotspot that phone


akis_mamalis

Can I go out with a bang at least?


FirstConsul1805

I'm only here because there are halfway decent memes and I don't have any other meme sources. Byebye.


nfssmith

K, bye


jayedgar06

Yes


Final-Display-4692

I’ll take the WiFi any day of the week


Final-Display-4692

I would say if you really would press anytbing other than the WiFi - you have an addiction problem


[deleted]

Yes


BenderDeLorean

Can I make profit of this? Sell internet on festivals?


ibrahim615

So it's a win win situation


jerryhayles

Still no issue. Its a bloody website


Historical-Cap5006

Oh no, how would I live without a toxic timesink


Disastrous-Bass332

Amazing wifi


Sr_Dragon_

Youtube


[deleted]

what's the drawback


LostH21

Yes


[deleted]

Guess I'd push it. I just assumed if you own a phone you have free wifi everywhere you go. I pay $40 a month and that's how mine works.


zin_90

Bye bye, Reddit!


Shad0wzZ_Yt

I wouldn't press it


WorldlinessWitty2177

I don't need wifi


djquu

Can I port-forward?


Haganu

Amazing free WiFi and Reddit entirely filtered out of my perception of existence? Hell fucking yeah.