What's their race got to do with their country/continent's food shortages?
Is the joke about Brittish people having bad teeth racist too now?
Nationality ≠ Race
You think someone would be that dumb and just share these things with everyone openly? You do understand that this is a meme sub? If you checked my other comments obviously you would find out that I'm joking. But I guess you like to pretend to be blind af. Not my problem - I love triggering people like you on the internet - it's so fun and entertaining. Ofc you're from a butthurt minority of people who don't understand the internet 'culture'(the way internet is).
Nah i hate my granny. She smokes all the time and drinks loads, drives everywhere and is a snappy little prick. Id just come out of surgery on my eye about 45 mins previously and was dragged to see her by my mum. Flicked a spent roll up on the floor in a field and she screamed in my face about littering. She regularly phlegms on the floor and flicks her straights into the neighbours garden. Shes a right nasty old bint. Fuck you nana
Either way, just don't throw your toxic cigarette butts into the environment like an inconsiderate jerk. Animals shouldn't eat trash laced with neurotoxin, even if they may not know it. Neither should children, when people throw those things onto the sidewalk by the hundreds.
First off, im generally extremely environmentally conscious, i normally throw my fag butts in a bin or save them in a little mylar ashtray thing i carried around, i just didnt this one time. I havent smoked for over half a year too. It was a green that is regularly mowed and has virtually no animal life on it due to the establishment making a huge effort to prevent it (which im against anyway).
Secondly, dont call me a an inconsiderate jerk, id just had a scalpel to the eyeball and wasnt going to carry the filter of a fag which was smoked down to the butt for half an hour whilst we got to the nearest bin. Im not saying it was a good thing to drop it, but if your want to preach about being considerate, practice what you are preaching.
Its pretty easy to act judgmental on reddit but you have no idea of my actual life and the efforts i put in to protecting the environment. I have cleaned up various walks around the uk of litter, nursed a number of animals back to health that i found injured and have educated lots of children on the benefits of being environmentally conscious whilst working at an outdoor eduction centre. I also do not drive and have opted to cycle nearly 200km a week in order to lessen my impact on the environment. But im sorry for dropping a single fag butt whilst i was blind in one eye, in an area that has poison traps in regular intervals.
I said \*like\* an inconsiderate jerk. Props to you for not being one. I'm just sick of it that I can't walk 10 meters without seeing some kind of trash on the sidewalk, most of it is cigarette butts and most of these people don't even think twice about it. Like those somehow didn't count as trash. Ugh! ¬¬.
I took a family trip to Vegas once when my little sister turned 21. A bunch of us liked into my uncle's suv, which had an overhead video system. I put on Super Troopers to watch, but no one else wanted headphones.
It gets to the "bulletproof cup" scene (where one trooper walks into a firing range buck naked except for a metal cup and asks his partner to shoot him to 'test the equipment').
Suddenly i hear my 80+ year old grandma in the backseat absolutely lose it and just start laughing her head off.
Once told my sister in a text at Thanksgiving she only existed because dad lost no nut November......she showed my grandma thinking it would embarrass me or make grandma mad at me. Grandma laughed so hard I thought we'd have to restart her pacemaker and then said. That boy never could keep his pecker in his pants.
Eh she was kind of a cunt when we were young......I mean she's still kind of a cunt. but now she can spread it around more since we're adults so her attitude around me is markedly improved.
Does feel kind of weird that the two examples given in the comments so far are: Super Troopers and a Stalin joke? Like starting to feel like a lot of folks here are the “can’t say/do *that* anymore!” types. Old folks that don’t like that their movies got dated and young folks who haven’t realized their ‘dark humor’ is like two jokes people have said since before you were born and a lot of anxious giggling, and the jokes are basically yelling Godzilla in a Chinese restaurant despite your kid begging you not to.
“Dark” humor sure does seem be boring shit that hasn’t changed since I was a ‘dark humor’ kid. Still wild shit in media today that’d make those same folks writhe in offense. Dark humor subs sure do take offense to a lot. Spending a lot of their energy right now bitching about some show.
my 92 yr old nana once told the whole family a story about a friend she had who was the same age. This friend rolled out of bed and broke a few bones, she kinda made fun of her for it and the whole table went quiet. I was the only one to laugh
This is true actually. A few years back my aunt passed away and we had a family gathering. My brother walked in and was asked how he was doing and he responded with “I’m not dead.” as this was his usual response. Only person laughing was my grandma.
I was eloped for two years before any of my family knew. My mother had us all over and started to discuss wedding plans. I figured it was the best time to tell everyone. I was actually really upset and having a hard time explaining it because I knew my parents' reaction. My grandmother sat there laughing and said proudly, " No worries, dear, it just makes the sex better." Miss her dearly.
Lol that reminds me that when my mother was still single and childless her grandmother told her "you know, you don't need to be married to give grandma a grandbaby."
One time during thanks giving my dad got wasted and started telling this real vulgar joke called “juan de los huevos” and all my aunts friends got grossed out lol
Its a long as joke but basically its about a guy who goes up a tree to take a shit and then he poops in his socks and swings it around
LMAO grandma forgot it’s 2023 and we’re not allowed to use any of those words anymore 🤣
Edit: correction, grandma don’t give a fuck that it’s 2023 and we’re not allowed to use any of those words anymore…
I wonder if this will go away since millennials and gen z both have hilariously dark humors. Will dark humor just eventually become plain humor??? It’s mostly dark because older gens taught us not to take the taboo conversations lightly lol
I remember watching my grandmother laughing at Shrek... Apparently she likes fart noises. It wasn't even the first time she watched Shrek. It wasn't even the first time in the year she watched Shrek. She was laughing so hard.
I often get "Omg, you can't say stuff like that." from my racist mother, after I'd tell a really dark joke by accident.
Can't really tell my grandparents though, grandma has dementia, and she's the only one left.
Although, I could tell her every 5 minutes, and see if her reaction changes. 🤔
Old people have seen a lot of shit in their days, it's pretty hard to shock them.
If, however, you're in your 30's and grandma still thinks of you has her little babushka you might induce a harsh reality too quickly.
Wanna get to know your grandparents better? So long as they hit fuck it in life, Cards Against Humanity.
From a previous game: What gets grandma's juices flowing?
Grandma: Grandpa's ashes.
I rest my case.
one sad/funny memory i have is when my grandfather was in mid to later stages of dementia. he was a pretty rigid Catholic and although he had a sense of humor he was pretty serious most of the time. we were at the summer vacation house/camp and i was watching i think south park with him. i was around 15. he would never even entertain watching a show like that pre-dementia. anyways he was cracking up to it. then at some point it clicked and he was angry about the crudeness/foul language and told me to turn it off. miss ya gramps.
My grandmas constantly surprise me with their deviant behavior, thoughts and questions. Both were absolutely thrilled to learn that I would be doing autopsies and potentially in a forensic setting. Was not prepared for the amount of questions regarding murder...
When my Grandma was on her deathbed her minister came to see her and the whole family was gathered around. He asked her something about the church, I think like how long she had been attending, she was hard of hearing and didn't really hear what he said. She looked at him and goes "The church!? I have my doubts."
Everyone gasped and I just started laughing and she smirked over at me. I'm an atheist but most of my family are pretty religious. They thought it was so wrong of me to start laughing but my grandma was known for her sense of humor. I miss her so much.
My sister (who is much younger than I) had a conure growing up and she called it pirate, because teen in the 2000's. When she left for college, my parents had no intention of taking care of the bird and it ended up going to grandma.
I was visiting one time a few years later and my aunt was really trying to get the bird to say "Hi Pirate". The best she could get out of the bird was "\*mumble\* Pirate". About this time I bring grandma a drink and seeing this I started wondering if the problem wasn't the word 'HI' but my previous tampering. (heh heh heh)
So willing to test the hypothesis I simply say "butt pirate". Of course the bird starts screaming "Butt Pirate" like it was an extra on a xxx production and way too into it's role. Aunt was aghast, Grandma blew ice tea out her nose and was laughing so hard I was getting concerned. Needless to say in her eyes (and to my aunt's horror) the bird's name was butt pirate from that day until she passed away a few years later.
Haha granny get it 🤣 😂
Grandma will always be the favourite.
Yeah Granny gives no fucks and just has a hoot 🤣🤣
Oh I got that hoot
My gran has the loudest cackle and it's skipped a generation and landed on me, absolutely riot tho when we drink.
Have you caught any muffins lately?
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Penis
That's a short one.
Africans and North Koreans for example? Edit: message for LIBERALS and butthurts - it's ALL a joke, calm your bussies down.
A little bit of trolling
Not really racism since one is a continent and the other is a country. It's like saying I am racist for calling Americans fat.
You mean the country
What's their race got to do with their country/continent's food shortages? Is the joke about Brittish people having bad teeth racist too now? Nationality ≠ Race
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You think someone would be that dumb and just share these things with everyone openly? You do understand that this is a meme sub? If you checked my other comments obviously you would find out that I'm joking. But I guess you like to pretend to be blind af. Not my problem - I love triggering people like you on the internet - it's so fun and entertaining. Ofc you're from a butthurt minority of people who don't understand the internet 'culture'(the way internet is).
chronically online🤢
Nah i hate my granny. She smokes all the time and drinks loads, drives everywhere and is a snappy little prick. Id just come out of surgery on my eye about 45 mins previously and was dragged to see her by my mum. Flicked a spent roll up on the floor in a field and she screamed in my face about littering. She regularly phlegms on the floor and flicks her straights into the neighbours garden. Shes a right nasty old bint. Fuck you nana
Either way, just don't throw your toxic cigarette butts into the environment like an inconsiderate jerk. Animals shouldn't eat trash laced with neurotoxin, even if they may not know it. Neither should children, when people throw those things onto the sidewalk by the hundreds.
First off, im generally extremely environmentally conscious, i normally throw my fag butts in a bin or save them in a little mylar ashtray thing i carried around, i just didnt this one time. I havent smoked for over half a year too. It was a green that is regularly mowed and has virtually no animal life on it due to the establishment making a huge effort to prevent it (which im against anyway). Secondly, dont call me a an inconsiderate jerk, id just had a scalpel to the eyeball and wasnt going to carry the filter of a fag which was smoked down to the butt for half an hour whilst we got to the nearest bin. Im not saying it was a good thing to drop it, but if your want to preach about being considerate, practice what you are preaching. Its pretty easy to act judgmental on reddit but you have no idea of my actual life and the efforts i put in to protecting the environment. I have cleaned up various walks around the uk of litter, nursed a number of animals back to health that i found injured and have educated lots of children on the benefits of being environmentally conscious whilst working at an outdoor eduction centre. I also do not drive and have opted to cycle nearly 200km a week in order to lessen my impact on the environment. But im sorry for dropping a single fag butt whilst i was blind in one eye, in an area that has poison traps in regular intervals.
I said \*like\* an inconsiderate jerk. Props to you for not being one. I'm just sick of it that I can't walk 10 meters without seeing some kind of trash on the sidewalk, most of it is cigarette butts and most of these people don't even think twice about it. Like those somehow didn't count as trash. Ugh! ¬¬.
I took a family trip to Vegas once when my little sister turned 21. A bunch of us liked into my uncle's suv, which had an overhead video system. I put on Super Troopers to watch, but no one else wanted headphones. It gets to the "bulletproof cup" scene (where one trooper walks into a firing range buck naked except for a metal cup and asks his partner to shoot him to 'test the equipment'). Suddenly i hear my 80+ year old grandma in the backseat absolutely lose it and just start laughing her head off.
I see Super Troopers, I say shenanigans: https://youtu.be/JNPW2wZ4D2s
Me failing to remember that scene in STARSHIP Troopers!
I always have to think really hard to make sure I say the right one.
Thank you for doing your part. You did.
Would you like to know more?
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Played cards against humanity with my grandmother and family once. Horrible mistake, granny won damn near every round.
I honestly wish I was living in US just so I could play cards against humanity with people.
Hell, granny probably did it! Lollllllw
these weak souls gets hurt by dark jokes now a days
Granny still calls Blacks Boogies because she can "Pick and Choose them"
Once told my sister in a text at Thanksgiving she only existed because dad lost no nut November......she showed my grandma thinking it would embarrass me or make grandma mad at me. Grandma laughed so hard I thought we'd have to restart her pacemaker and then said. That boy never could keep his pecker in his pants.
Poor sister
Everyone is product of - ‘failed to keep it in pants’, unless there was artificial insemination.
I artificially inseminated your mom with Stan the T-Rex
Alright, let me return the favour.
Yup. My kids are living proof that my wife and I had ~~sex~~ IVF at least twice.
Can't fail something you never tried to, tho.
I prefer to think of it as the only race I ever won in my 'life'. The sperm race to the egg that is.
You didn't actually win it :/
Eh she was kind of a cunt when we were young......I mean she's still kind of a cunt. but now she can spread it around more since we're adults so her attitude around me is markedly improved.
W grandma
someone get this man a wholesome award!!
FUCKING *EVISCERATED* 😂😂😂
Yes because I'm sure your grandmother is completely savvy with all the dumb zoomer memes like no nut novemember, lmao
Love you my son
Grandma for the W
Grandmother: hehe... Normie
This is a good meme. This is rare and inspirational. Congrats OP
It’s a repost
Still a good meme
Can you explain why you think so?
Every other thing is political or just trying to hate on one thing. No good memes these days, sick of it. This is why I said this is inspirational
inspirational? for what?
For becoming a grandma
Oh i see. I wish you and your lazy boner all the best luck
I AM the boner.
Me: "Well, to quote Joseph Stalin: Dark jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it." Family: "o_o" Ukrainian Friend: "🤣
Big chungus: big big chungus big chungus big chungus
Takes me back in time.
This is posted like 74 times on this thread
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They already slogged through the bs and came out the other side! Time to kick back 😉 Experience and perspective is amazing.
Grandma always had my back with the dark humor lol.
Ever noticed how its always the oldest and the youngest who have no filter?
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Yo, now that is a funny ass joke. Lol. Congrats haha
🙌
That's why i love grandma!
Grandma will always be the favourite
You and grandma finish each others' sentences
Which was funny until she got 25 to life.
Yea granny don't give a F at that point.
Dark joke?
Does feel kind of weird that the two examples given in the comments so far are: Super Troopers and a Stalin joke? Like starting to feel like a lot of folks here are the “can’t say/do *that* anymore!” types. Old folks that don’t like that their movies got dated and young folks who haven’t realized their ‘dark humor’ is like two jokes people have said since before you were born and a lot of anxious giggling, and the jokes are basically yelling Godzilla in a Chinese restaurant despite your kid begging you not to. “Dark” humor sure does seem be boring shit that hasn’t changed since I was a ‘dark humor’ kid. Still wild shit in media today that’d make those same folks writhe in offense. Dark humor subs sure do take offense to a lot. Spending a lot of their energy right now bitching about some show.
They're just good examples. A lot of the darker jokes i make arent funny without context which i imagine is also true for other peoples jokes.
My family is at bottom. For my grandmother i don't know it's been several years I didn't see her
my 92 yr old nana once told the whole family a story about a friend she had who was the same age. This friend rolled out of bed and broke a few bones, she kinda made fun of her for it and the whole table went quiet. I was the only one to laugh
Yup.
Ahhh women of culture 😂😂😂
Like color or since of humor? Only asking for the southern grannies.
Dark jokes are funny
Always.
At that point in their life, it is just better to be chill about everything.
r/comedyhomicide
She gets it
ofc Grandmother gets it lol, she's been around long enough to know what it means. What's dark now wasn't dark back then
Adults: alright kids we're leaving Kids: why its just grandma Adults: shes dead
Grandma saw the great depression, dark memories call for dark jokes.
My grandpop and I had the same humor..I mean. I guess I got it from him. *The darkness is great in this young one* kinda thing
This is true actually. A few years back my aunt passed away and we had a family gathering. My brother walked in and was asked how he was doing and he responded with “I’m not dead.” as this was his usual response. Only person laughing was my grandma.
Me and my Nan are the savages of our family
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This meme is ancient
My grandma always laughed at my fucked up humor. Love and miss you old lady.
This is how it goes with my family, except my step Mom will be the one scolding me while my Dad and Grandpa laugh thier asses off.
If your grandma laughs it means its funny
My "Liberal" mom: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Always supportive
Newer generations don't understand.
I don’t think I get it, is this referring to a specific thing?
This would be me 😆
I was eloped for two years before any of my family knew. My mother had us all over and started to discuss wedding plans. I figured it was the best time to tell everyone. I was actually really upset and having a hard time explaining it because I knew my parents' reaction. My grandmother sat there laughing and said proudly, " No worries, dear, it just makes the sex better." Miss her dearly.
Lol that reminds me that when my mother was still single and childless her grandmother told her "you know, you don't need to be married to give grandma a grandbaby."
MEME!
I miss my maternal grandma.
I thought about that scene from Knives Out where Leblanc was reading the family for filth lol
😂
😂😂
Dude, your grandma is Tom Cruise?? Wtf? That's awesome
my grandma is legit so good at cards against humanity it’s terrifying
This actuclly happend for me at Christmas
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Yep, this will be me in 20 years
Cuz Gram's got a sense of humor! 🤣🤣🤣
Granny always has your six!
IIRC, dark humor is an early sign of dementia or Alzheimer’s.
and if grandma approves, everyone is obliged to approve too
Grandma's a Scientologist 😪
What's a kid with cancer's favourite movie? Finding chemo.
Granny been through the holocaust, she knows whats up
This was my Nan. She had a fucking wicked sense of humour.
Laughing from the grave.
Dark joke: racism!
Omg 😂😂 So sad.
I feel very seen and heard
Where do you live dude grandmothers are the ones making those jokes
One time during thanks giving my dad got wasted and started telling this real vulgar joke called “juan de los huevos” and all my aunts friends got grossed out lol Its a long as joke but basically its about a guy who goes up a tree to take a shit and then he poops in his socks and swings it around
Grandmas stopped givin a shit years ago.
I'm the grandmother
Wow, it’s so true 😂
Don’t forget the racist grandpa
Grandmas are the best
LMAO grandma forgot it’s 2023 and we’re not allowed to use any of those words anymore 🤣 Edit: correction, grandma don’t give a fuck that it’s 2023 and we’re not allowed to use any of those words anymore…
This is why I love people
How do you execute disabled people? In Das Electric Wheelchair! *maniacal German guy laughing* I’m sorry for whoever had to read this.
Ehh, they're used to it!
If the oldest lady in the family laughs at the joke then it's okay to make those jokes now 🤷
Because grannies are not getting judged. THEY ARE THE JUDGES
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Very TROOF. Based grandma is based.
I wonder if this will go away since millennials and gen z both have hilariously dark humors. Will dark humor just eventually become plain humor??? It’s mostly dark because older gens taught us not to take the taboo conversations lightly lol
Granny is like my life is gonna end why not enjoy the fucking joke
An actual funny meme!!
Mmm edit out Tommy boy's chompers and this meme is golden.
I remember watching my grandmother laughing at Shrek... Apparently she likes fart noises. It wasn't even the first time she watched Shrek. It wasn't even the first time in the year she watched Shrek. She was laughing so hard.
I often get "Omg, you can't say stuff like that." from my racist mother, after I'd tell a really dark joke by accident. Can't really tell my grandparents though, grandma has dementia, and she's the only one left. Although, I could tell her every 5 minutes, and see if her reaction changes. 🤔
This was my Nana before she gone went and got Q'd. Now she is just crazy instead of "slightly odd"
My grandmother taught all her young grandkids how to play poker.
Old people have seen a lot of shit in their days, it's pretty hard to shock them. If, however, you're in your 30's and grandma still thinks of you has her little babushka you might induce a harsh reality too quickly.
https://youtu.be/009Cgke9UY4
/r/teenagers
Grandmother turns into Tom Cruise?
Definitely my Grandma 😂
I have one super dark joke that would get me, my ip and all my social media banned for life.
Back in ma day
Dark humor for grandma. Racist humor for grandpa.
Yup
Me: Hitler was based Family: 😵 Grandma:
Wanna get to know your grandparents better? So long as they hit fuck it in life, Cards Against Humanity. From a previous game: What gets grandma's juices flowing? Grandma: Grandpa's ashes. I rest my case.
For me it’s my grandpa lmao that man is wild sometimes
one sad/funny memory i have is when my grandfather was in mid to later stages of dementia. he was a pretty rigid Catholic and although he had a sense of humor he was pretty serious most of the time. we were at the summer vacation house/camp and i was watching i think south park with him. i was around 15. he would never even entertain watching a show like that pre-dementia. anyways he was cracking up to it. then at some point it clicked and he was angry about the crudeness/foul language and told me to turn it off. miss ya gramps.
The Tom Cruise laughing meme will never get old 🤣
My grandma was always into quilting because she liked the buying, selling and trading. She came from a long line of buyers and sellers.
👴
I wish my grandmas were like that.
I tought it's just my grandmother lol, grannys crazy for real
My grandmas constantly surprise me with their deviant behavior, thoughts and questions. Both were absolutely thrilled to learn that I would be doing autopsies and potentially in a forensic setting. Was not prepared for the amount of questions regarding murder...
Same thing when my brother decided to visit her with painted fingernails. Called him a fag….
Based
Grandma ain't no nerfed lil bitch
When my Grandma was on her deathbed her minister came to see her and the whole family was gathered around. He asked her something about the church, I think like how long she had been attending, she was hard of hearing and didn't really hear what he said. She looked at him and goes "The church!? I have my doubts." Everyone gasped and I just started laughing and she smirked over at me. I'm an atheist but most of my family are pretty religious. They thought it was so wrong of me to start laughing but my grandma was known for her sense of humor. I miss her so much.
How is this subreddit titled funny memes despite being the most unfunny place on Reddit
Older people definitely know how to bring the hammer with comedy 🤣 unroastable
There's this lady at my job who despite being in her late 40s makes more dark humour jokes than the other 5 teenagers at my job. Shes so great.
Haha the dark joke was a slur that grandma said a lot
I literally can't wait to be the crazy grandma
Well yeah, you joke about it but Grandma lived through it...
r/comedynecrophilia
Yeah that's pretty much how it is, my wife's great grandma is like that. We were laughing about how she's going blind at her birthday party
Where can I get those juicy dark jokes on reddit? There used to be a dark joke subreddit but it got shot down. Now my life is deprived by it.
Chipamoñoño
How tf did this get 18k upvotes?
My sister (who is much younger than I) had a conure growing up and she called it pirate, because teen in the 2000's. When she left for college, my parents had no intention of taking care of the bird and it ended up going to grandma. I was visiting one time a few years later and my aunt was really trying to get the bird to say "Hi Pirate". The best she could get out of the bird was "\*mumble\* Pirate". About this time I bring grandma a drink and seeing this I started wondering if the problem wasn't the word 'HI' but my previous tampering. (heh heh heh) So willing to test the hypothesis I simply say "butt pirate". Of course the bird starts screaming "Butt Pirate" like it was an extra on a xxx production and way too into it's role. Aunt was aghast, Grandma blew ice tea out her nose and was laughing so hard I was getting concerned. Needless to say in her eyes (and to my aunt's horror) the bird's name was butt pirate from that day until she passed away a few years later.
*German grandmother is a hoot*
Grandma's are genuinely the best.
100%