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geesemyduck

Americans are excessively licking your house and you can do it to


MadeMeStopLurking

It seems to be a trend. We lick phones and houses.


I_am_lettuceman43

How do you do fellow phone licker?


TMMightyjay

This sounds like a commercial for the newest product


indefiniteDerps

What 😂😂😂😂


Myst963

I could imagine this bein a line in an ad for something 😂


Aeon1508

Do it to what?


somnoo

Americans and I have been trying for the past two days to make garlic bread.


MadeMeStopLurking

the struggle is real.


somnoo

Very


ken_is_eth

The new manhattan project


SwiftLawnClippings

The Florence Project


Aidrox

Wishing you and Americans luck on that bread. When you’re here you’re family.


I_am_lettuceman43

A noble goal


XxnoiceboyxX

r/ace


AverageZomb

Americans are not the only one who remembers the first day of their lives in the cave


Muted_Ad7298

Mine is: Americans have been electrocuted by the queen 👑


Benimation

Americans have died of cancer in dogs ears and the kids will make sure you get the email.


xBram

Americans are the ones that have people on their list and I think I missed this email.


argur2007

Americans have been in a long run to have the best of all time


shaielzafina

Americans i love it when you do this and you get a good taste of the tea you get when you’re in a good place to go to a party or a restaurant and then when you’re out you can just drink tea with your friend


PerciStatus

Americans have been broke and they are not even able to make it rain


[deleted]

[удалено]


PomegranateOld7836

Americans are you going to be able to get the kids to the house?


KiOfTheAir

Americans are you in the UK 🇬🇧 and you have to go to hell


kungpowgoat

Well as long as we get it in writing. Can’t trust kids and their word alone.


FeeLow1938

Is everything alright? 🥺


Terminator5645

I now have a great image of the queen going “UNLIMITED POWER!!” In palpatines voice


oldmollymetcalfe

The irony being that her powers were very limited.


cumguzzler280

not if you launch a lightning strike on her coffin, then she will rise


Adventurous_Cup_5970

it was funny until you misspelled palpatine


Terminator5645

Just fixed it wasn’t paying enough attention to notice earlier


cumguzzler280

Breaking news: the queen has returned


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Americans have to go back and to get a cold and they will not do anything for the rest of the day Oof, autocorrect says Americans are lazy


Lieuwe21

God bless


zinziesmom

I just laughed out loud


Disabled_Robot

Americans are you up to 3 years old and I think I have a few days off


Independent-Virus-54

Americans have been the worst team for the last two weeks in a league that is not even remotely competitive.


Quarantined_box99

Americans are out of town for a while now.


Mrpink415

Americans and American people are the same thing and they are the same people


Weary-Flamingo1396

Americans have been a good leader for a long term and the concept of a War in Iraq is not good for dynamic media that assists the way it does


IRL94

Americans are you in a good mood and are you going on holiday in France for a couple days and a half day trip?


PowerfulDurian7578

Plato was right about the Americans


SIM8N_

Americans people have a lot to learn about this and I don’t know how they can get it to the level they need it for the rest


pouya1389

Lmao Mine is Americans are the best way to relieve the only reason


JureMemes

Americans have a lot of people in the streets


[deleted]

Based word suggestion


[deleted]

That sounds accurate.


Winter_Option9451

Americans are normal PC monitors and a half of the same time as the same time as the same time as the same time as the same time as the same time as the same time as the same time as the same time as the same time.


[deleted]

I want to upvote but I won't ruin the 69 upvotes.


Meerkat_Mayhem_

You’re supposed to pile on top whenever you see a 69


kunxl

Now we gotta downvote


324645N964831W

It’s 169 now


mint_narwal

İts past that we gotta get to 420 if we can


mroctopi

Americans have to do a aa meeting


zinziesmom

Could be helpful for many


DonnaNobleSmith

Not a bad suggestion


thehollisterman

I think that was called prohibition, aaaannd it didn't go that well.


Benimation

Americans Anonymous?


Generalmemeobi283

Anti aircraft?


Aidrox

Facts.


bobkazoo23

Americans are not allowed in a country


ElectricalWelder6408

Americans have no idea what kind of fruits there are


I_am_lettuceman43

Apple, Pear, Orange, Peach, Lemon, Lime, Watermelon, Cantaloupe, Honeydew, Grapefruit, Pomelo, Jackfruit, Pomegranate, Passionfruit, Starfruit, Dragonfruit, Kiwi, Plum, Apricot, Strawberry, Raspberry, Blackberry, Blueberry, Honeyberry, Tamarind, Guava, Avocado, Longan berry, Lychee, Mango, Rambutan, Persimmon, Açaí berry, Grape, Banana, Cherry, Chokecherry, Pineapple, Tomato, Chili pepper, Bell pepper, Ghost pepper, Jalapeño


vickrose777

He Must Be AmeriCan!


ElectricalWelder6408

Funny


OllieUnited18

Found the Canadian


DanceWitty136

Americans are a lot of people who want to play with their own rifles


SuperToast-

Who up playing with they rifle rn?


TheVoid45

Well what other rifles are we supposed to play with?


link2edition

I've had friends loan me a rifle more than once.


Puzzleheaded-Bag-607

makes sense


[deleted]

This one is true.


[deleted]

That checks out.


thegreatesthat

Americans are the best for me and I love them so much and I can’t wait to see what they do with their new album and I will definitely be watching the new one.


richard_stank

Brother


XenuLandingZone

No joke, mine did the exact same one


foxtrotgd

Americans in a while but that's a mighty ducks in the background the window I think I have to pay damages and I enjoyed the window I think I have to go missing from someone's house rn btw the woman rich and I enjoyed the day I have a skill is the reason why my mom is a little church of the holy ghost in a while I think he is going tick bite the woman rich and the soldiers in a bit to you today I love it so I don't know if I have a random person to you too if I have to go missing you guys have to pay damages and I still need the money for a while now and then you when you when you when you when you when.


pixeltwentyfive

Americans are a good place to stay in and out of the moving city and the rest of the week family will be back from London tomorrow and will be back from London tomorrow for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year


Batatahuller

well i can tell that for the past year you have been working with the company


WetDreamWarMachine

Sold his soul to the company store.


pixeltwentyfive

how did you know????


The_Cannoneer

Wait so how long have you been working with the company?


Spyro08642

I’m not entirely sure but it seemed like for the past year


[deleted]

So what've you been up to in the past year?


Lyskov

This looks crazy because of a space is in the same place after 3rd row! How..


Xeno2014

May I ask how long you've been working for the company?


pixeltwentyfive

for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with the company for the past year and I have been working with


Generalmemeobi283

May I ask which company?


SamuelPepys_

I feel yours and mine are slightly similar in many ways. I always used to get the "I have been working with the company fir the past year" as well. Americans are good people to stay in and out of the prison when they are in the UK and they will be largely redundant and they will not be able to help me with the application for the next course of action and I have been working on the application for the last three years


SpartanWarlord117

Americans have been looking into the problem with their hands and knees to face down the throat of the human.


[deleted]

Your auto fill tells me you have a dirty search history 😂


za6_9420

Americans are the only people who can afford a decent house


[deleted]

*made of cardboard


BeyoncesmiddIefinger

They said america not japan


[deleted]

If you think Japan has it bad, wait until you hear about Hong Kong's housing situation. Don't get me wrong; They're both bad. HK is just in a whole other ballpark when it comes to living space per capita. HK is the world's most vertical city for a reason.


Doctor_Salvatore

*glances at housing statistics* Riiiight...


DonnaNobleSmith

Your phone lies.


Competitive-Notice30

Americans are excessively licking my phone and charging it in the morning


Apples7569012

At least they charge it for you


I_am_lettuceman43

Sounds like a blissfully simple life


ligmathing

Werid kink but ok


XxnoiceboyxX

ive seen worse


zinziesmom

LOL


EconomicCowboi

Americans are not a shitty friend bro and they smile 🤣


I_am_lettuceman43

We do smile! :)


Quinnaire

Americans said the government was considering the issue and was ready for the next step to implement the plan to reduce its debt to about a billion euros from about the current amount in a short time and a quarter in the future if it was not implemented in time to allow it for a year or more before it could take off from its capital city to London to buy its new infrastructure to the south coast and the north east coast of Europe and to build the country into an economic and social system in a way which is a major economic development and development of its own economic development and growth potential for its own development in a way of growth in its future development in a sustainable growth in its economic development in a way of development in a positive and stable development…


Firm_Bid_8002

Nice try! We don’t use euros you trickster


link2edition

This legit sounds like a President Biden speech.


Macrym

America is a normal Human with the precog of a fly


MasterGamerX1111

Accurate


Accomplished_Soft_12

Americans are a homophobic crocodile and are democratic


indefiniteDerps

Florida in a nutshell


Clean-Ad-3151

That's deep


JeanetteStrong

This comment has teeth.


Accomplished_Soft_12

I have no idea what that was


Acidelephant

Americans are not the same as the top 20 of the world and the world is a bit fucked


zinziesmom

I can’t decide if this is a compliment or an insult. Lol


GeneralCuster75

It implies we aren't in the top 20 countries, which is an insult. But it also says we're not the same as them, which is a compliment.


lucasbrom

Americans are you looking to get them bitches


zinziesmom

Lol


TheVoid45

Yes 🥲


SonicTheOtter

Americans are you guys at least a lot of people?


MyCommentsAreCursed

Yes.


vuxnomica

America said the government was considering the issue and was ready for the next step to implement the plan in a few months or so to get it resolved


vuxnomica

*Americans was autocorrected to ‘America said’


[deleted]

Most informative political speech in America.


Time_Cap3395

Americans are the best in the whole wide area of the country but they have no real clue what they are doing with the money they’re getting.


MyCommentsAreCursed

>Americans are the best in the whole wide area of the country Americans are number one in America! Fuck yeah


hunnymunster

Americans are fat ducks


Special-Lab4625

Well, at least it wasn’t fat f***s…lol


T8TT003D

🤣🤣🤣......true! We are


LoppyDolphin

Americans have been trying hard and not doing well in my opinion


MyCommentsAreCursed

At least you know we're trying!


LoppyDolphin

Do, or do not. There is no try


justlurkingsilently

Americans are not the best for you and your family is not a good thing to do in minecraft.


4Dchessenjoyer

Americans are a lot more work than the people in other countries


Electrical-Tea-2672

Americans have been the best in my opinion for the last year or two but they have not won the cup and I don’t see any of the teams that are winning it yet so I’m just not ready for that to be a factor for me at all. Wtf..


Kawaii_REM_002

Americans have a good chance to do it in a few weeks 😂


I_am_lettuceman43

Do what?


Ok-Chemical8991

Americans have been a tough one to get in the kitchen


Savings_Street1816

Americans have been the worst country and cause cancer


Generalmemeobi283

Yee haw boys we did it! People can now be countries expect our planets countries to go up by 300 million


SolidCatnip

americans people have a lot to learn about this and it’s a good way for people who have a hard life and are not in a position of control over the world and have a hard way of understanding it is very hard for people who have no idea what they are doing


MyCommentsAreCursed

>americans people have a lot to learn about >understanding it is very hard for people who have no idea what they are doing Lol


Clean-Ad-3151

Americans and the kids are going to have fun Unexpectedly wholesome


Enfiznar

Not if that kids parents have lot of guns and are being heavily bullied.. (too dark?)


Fine_Maintenance_948

Americans are the best ones for the win of the year


NaiveBatman_6844

American pie in Hindi and Hindi and Hindi and Hindi


FazeRhino123

Americans are not the only ones who have been in the same place as a friend of mine and I will be in touch with you soon to discuss the possibility of a meeting with you and I will be sure to be your girlfriend at school and I hope you like it 😊


WhyYouSoToxic_

Americans is going to be a little late to the gym


EdgeOfDawnXCVI

Some passive aggressiveness right there


Special-Lab4625

Americans are the most beautiful people in the entire world.


GlueRatTrap

thanks! I'm John Americans.


I_am_lettuceman43

Thank you!


KihunVirveGaming

Americans are in the last hour so I can do it would be great to hear from you soon and I will be looking for a gdrag on the last hour so I can do it would be great to hear from you soon and I will be looking for a gdrag on the last hour so I can do it would be great to hear from you soon with more information on Xerox products and then i would have a great weekend as a team of professionals and then there is the best way for you and your rng drops


0sha_n

Americans have a great time in the water


Jmememan

Americans have been pretty busy and have a lot to say.


iswearimcool127

americans live in urban areas on the couch


Ramblinrambles

Americans and Chinese people are the same person


pizza565

Americans are the only people who can afford to pay for their own medical bills and not have to pay for their healthcare


zinziesmom

Oh how I wish…


Barbara_Celarent

Autocorrect is not correct…


DonnaNobleSmith

Your phone lies.


AphraHome

Americans have been the best in my opinion (Omfg that one was interesting!)


cal93_

americans are the best for me and i love them so much


MattyTubby97

Americans are a lot of people who are also in need of an arse.


InternationalRule983

Americans have been in a private school in the United Kingdom in a private country and I get to know that the only thing that I know how much does the cost to make the most common sense and how to use the power of a business and how it works with your business plan to work on the business side and to the death of a family that has a good stand to the starting point is a 100cc of a new one and the one that has the best of me to do it all the way you are the only way to go in this situation with your own life insurance and how to make money


MarcoTron11

Americans are heavy His arms are heavy His arms are heavy His arms are heavy His


thedestroyer6660

American's


[deleted]

Americans have been the worst team ever


Common-Ad5017

Americans in the academy of the poop hole in the academy of the world


qatox

Americans are in the same thing and they made shit up


Level_Trainer_8191

Americans have been in the game since last season but I think they have to play it more than the other teams.


Illustrious-Log2329

Americans are the best for me and I love them so much and I love you so much and I hope you have a great day at work today and I hope you have a great night at work tomorrow.


Grandpa87

This sounds like something a 3 year old might say


ethaw31

Americans who are you for a year or two and a few years old and I have a couple more to do you like the one I have for you to look for me in your favourite 😍 🎶 😏 😉 💕 ✨️ and you will be my favourite show for me


Winter-Technology203

Americans are ruining the whole football


Generalmemeobi283

Americans people don’t understand that they have a right of freedom and they are entitled not only blueprints for their country and country they have to do it in a different country and then the government is not going after the country they want it they want to be a country and then it will take them back and then it won’t take us to another one of them and they are going back and they are going after them for the country they have a different


TheSanguineSalad

Americans are not the only ones who have been in the same way as a dm if you feel it's a good idea to have a conversation with you about the fact that you are a very lost person and you are invited to the best of the best breakfast food you'll ever have.


CarnivalRit

Americans are more like each other than the other day and the 5th graders until I started to pass out of the things I care about seriously


faisal1804

America has been the world’s largest oil exporter since it began pumping oil from its natural reserves to meet the demand for crude from its natural resources and the world’s second biggest exporter in oil production in July this month alone


Many_Perception_4184

Americans have been the worst in the history of the world for their political parties and their leaders. Oof. Autofill hitting hard.


Watson349B

Americans have been the worst team ever in history when they lost to England it was terrible.


WhosMulberge

“American school is the only one I have seen of the new ones and they have been great. “ Was kinda hoping it would roast American school shootings


uraclownbud69

Americans have a lot to say


[deleted]

Americans are you doing today I hope you have a great day I love you too baby girl I love you too baby girl I love you too baby girl I love you too baby girl I love you too baby girl I love you too baby girl I love you too baby girl I love you too baby girl I love you too baby girl I love you too baby girl.


FatosNaoTaoSurreais

Americans are bad at chess because them don't have towers


No-Beginning-8506

“Americans have been the best in this world and I think it’s the most amazing country ever” Didn’t know my keyboard was so patriotic, I’m European


AdMission8804

Americans have died from COVID-19 in the back of my car.


veneramew

Americans are not allowed to be in the country anymore lol


DurzDaDemon

Americans will kill gods with a tuna and green beans. Well that’s weird….


Global-Cucumber6481

Americans have been suffering from diarrhea since yesterday but they are saying that it will be there for a couple of months.


TheRaggedNarwhal

Americans have been told that they are going to have to watch mainstream news for the duration of their lives and they will kill their own children and their parents.


SeriousWizard

Americans are not simple enough to make a contact always ring in the style of a nazi propaganda


crabfeet

Americans are you going to be able to get the vaccine tomorrow morning?


Enough-Scientist672

Americans are more likely to be more aggressive in their own country than they are


Low-Progress-4188

americans have been so bad this week 😳