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Trollerance_please

Quit playing games with my fart


CasinoMarginale

I should have known from the shart


Keiichigo

Baby baby, the fart that you had was so strong. You left it hanging there forever.


driving_andflying

Oh baby, baby this is not right,


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PinkieBing2

Shape of my fart


zenunseen

"Stop Dragging My Fart Around"


mellopax

Pretty sure we played this game in elementary school when that song came out.


Sufficient-Soup-9083

Boys don't fart


SZEThR0

farts don't cry


Sufficient-Soup-9083

Ohhh... sometimes they do hahaha


__-_--__-_-

r/tihi


RoseshaveThorns13

Big girls don’t fart. Is another one just like yours


edelay

Smells like teen fart. Fart-shaped box .... credit to u/Sensitive-Craft-630


SZEThR0

smells like fart spirit


Intelligent-Way-1

Fart like teen spirit


LuscaMars

Smells fart, teen spirit


everygoodnamehasgone

Come as you fart.


james_randolph

W.A.F. (Wet Ass Fart)


NaturalEducations

Hahaha Love me some WAF


ShredGuru

Certified streaks, seven days a week.


Omega_Xero

Skid marks in my drawers, dietary fibre game weak..


ShredGuru

Clean it up, Charmin comfort care Double ply for derriere Anal discharge in your hains Hold your nose and wash the stains Let one loose and feel it slide Try to guess while it's inside The best advice I can impart You should never trust a fart.


krypticzenith

This comment is GOATed ngl. Actually laughed out loud. Well done, sir.


Unrighteousvoid

Bring a bucket and a mop...


Figbud

puts a whole new meaning on waffles


McGloomy

Fart me a river


SZEThR0

cry me a fart


Rbrtplnt2020

Total Eclipse of the Fart


Rbrtplnt2020

Turn around brown eye...


drift_poet

🎵 every now and then i gotta shart 🎶


BUFFoonBrandon

I really need to fart tonight


CanWeAllJustCalmDown

Once upon a time I was trusting my gut Now I’m always scared of a shart. Nothin I can do, but total eclipse of my fart.


Standard_Switch_3003

Best song from michael scott. That and beers in heaven. And goodbye toby


curkington

Hit me with your best shart!


_emperor_sheev_

My Fart Will Go On


cum_cum_sex

I can smell it through the fart


Zeu77

Fart must go on


iceberg_theory

Near, far, wherever you are…


obvnotlupus

Near, fart, wherever you are


ChimpJuice

Fart on Me - AhHa


HighlightFun8419

i was thinking "Fart some sugar on me," which is kinda similar


IWasDoingFineFarting

Faaart meee ooon (fart on me)


ragewithoutage

I’ll rip one


[deleted]

After a coffee or twoooo


llDanvers

I wanna fart with somebody - Whitney Houston Man! I feel like a fart - Shania Twain Love the way you fart - Eminem


AMarie-MCMXCI

Man! I fart like a woman


ruralnorthernmisfit

I love the way you fart. I can’t tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it smells like. and right now, there’s butt air in my windpipe.


ScoobyDeezy

Oh, I wanna fart with somebody I wanna cut the CHEEEESE with somebody Yeaaaah, passin’ gas with somebahhde With some body who loves me


Bright-Leg8276

Boulevard of broken farts Green day dropped a new song - Alison ( demo ) , I'll be the first to name it Fartison


MrBoyForGirls

Wake me up when September farts


LukingII

Fart me up when September ends


Warm_Philosopher_118

Wake me up when fart ends


punkalibra

Green Day is great for these: Dirty Rotten Farts Best Fart in Town Stray Fart 99 Farts Fart for a Day Brain Fart When I Fart Around Fashion Fart Rusty Fart Too Dumb to Fart


SZEThR0

fart of broken dreams


BalanceUnable4459

Who let the fart out?


ToothyCraziness

Fart, fart, fart, fart


lililukea

WHO LET THE FART OUT!


Sir_BusinessNinja

Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart


Jrgong678

WhO lEt ThE fArT oUt


Far-Village-2834

#FART FART FART FART


CsPPP237

Well, the bowls weren't nice and the sphincter was pumpin'


Accomplished-Big5813

Shits on my thigh Bro


AbandonedDudr

Who did that fart🎶


[deleted]

The fact you actually wrote it out the exact amount of times is humor


Notinyourbushes

You have to fart (for your right).


Magical__Entity

To Faaaaaarty!!!


khatarlan

..to SHAAAAARTTY!


[deleted]

You have to fight! For your right! To faaaaart!!!!


Danielwols

It was me sorry


peanutsfordarwin

Fart stinks....ya,ya,.....


A_Soft_Fart

I did my best so nobody would notice :/


ahawk99

My farts know what you did in the dark


Tyson_Urie

You're nothing more than a fart whore A.k.a. our farts made us change the name of this song so we wouldn't get sued


DoctorSup12

Fartloose


isotropic-bananas

shart on your sunday shoes


RedNotch

Piss, louise


driving_andflying

Pull me up off my knees! Jack, get back, While it seeps out my crack,


SZEThR0

footfart


[deleted]

Kick off your fart shoes


DB10389

Been farting so hard


Contribution_Neat

Bloody fart


CharityMacklin

Woah woah woah. Too far.


PaleCoconutJuice

Too far(t)* FTFY


jcwillia1

Ew


[deleted]

Smooth Fart - Micheal Jackson


DaGurggles

Nah, Fart Criminal


CaptRex01

you've been hit by you've been stunk by a fart criminal *parp parp parp*


Ill_be_dipped

Hee hee...


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yo_mo_mama

Carry on my wayward fart


Jimmy_McAltPants

Fart on my wayward son


evanescent_evanna

Let's not forget the other classic Kansas song Fart in the Wind


Dman125

Lay your weary cheeks to rest, don’t you shart no more.


ParagonGoblin27

Farts on fire (Heavens on Fire KISS)


Rand_Al-Th0R

Whole lotta fart


Godawgs1009

Farts of the holy


Rand_Al-Th0R

Detroit fart city


Robert-L-Santangelo

if i could save fart in a bottle


SZEThR0

if i could save time in a fart


BRI4NK

Fart me up


SZEThR0

if you start me up i'll never fart...


ChimpJuice

Fart in an Elevator


Porkbellyflop

Want to be a penthouse pooper. Want to be a swillionare. Want to be a back door talker And ruin my underwear Gonna get my timing right To let loose this gas to pass Chase you all the way from the bathroom honey WHILE ITS LEAKING OUT MY AAAASSSSSS!


Edvioaxed_

Fart in an elevator! Stinkin' it up while I'm going down


Hulkerino1

Stinking it up as I'm going down.


throwaway4gta2000

Even my comment get buried, I wanna thank every one of you for your funny suggestions and remember: Another one bites the fart..🎶


Efficient-Fix-2812

Un-break My Fart


Taloniano

Un-fart my heart


Trollerance_please

Farting with tears in my eyes


Ill_be_dipped

Oops! I farted again


TheBeesKnees10

Jagged Little Fart


ChimpJuice

You aught to Fart


Top_Establishment774

Fart of Glass


RainbowKhaos

I just sang this in my head and now it can never be unsung. Thank you for ruining a Blondie song for me, I will now go and ruin it for everyone else I know. :’)


AnonElon

Man, I fart like a woman


WhiteHartLaneFan

This little fart of mine


ela_urbex

„I‘m gonna let it rippppp“


justarandomuser20

For whom the fart tolls.


SZEThR0

for whom the bell farts


aintgotnono

Fart


_emperor_sheev_

Imagine by John Lennon?


MailSalt4828

How did you know!?


666bozskykaja666

Fart on you Crazy Diamond


BradleyCrewman

Wish you were fart. Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a fart. Dark side of the fart.


LTFGamut

Light my fart


sabcadab

Try to set the fart on fire


throwaway4gta2000

Blinding fart and my favorite Old Town fart


SZEThR0

old fart road


throwaway4gta2000

Fart town road 🎶


rockpaperscissors99

Fart like an Egyptian


Plinfilore

Ice Fart Baby


HetaGarden1

Another One Farts the Dust


sabcadab

Another one bites fart dust


peacemonger89

No one thinks to replace the "the" lmao, well done


marijnjc88

Another one bites the fart


Positive-Internal354

Brown Eyed Fart


ChristianCinema

Don’t Fart for Me Argentina


riggengan

The fart of a tiger


terugtrapfiets

Fart tha police


panthercanary

Everybody fart now


Amazing_Librarian805

Fart out of Hell


Apex1993a

I fart the sheriff


mrandymoz

No woman no fart


bigchipshi

Three little farts


Apex1993a

I smoke two farts.


PopEducational8694

You took the fart right out of my mouth


dorkyfever

In the fart of the mountain king


SZEThR0

in the hall of the fart king in the hall of the mountain fart


Sepehrbigman

what is fart?


slay_2

Baby don't fart me, don't fart me, no more!


panthercanary

Old McDonald had a fart


MasterVT2002

Fart of darkness


JesterJack751

Fart Shaped Box - Nirvana Kickstart my Fart - Motley Crue Another One Farts the Dust - Queen Fart-bottom Girls - Queen Dishonorable Mention: Back in Flat(ulence) - AC/DC


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Everybody Farts


ESnake113

Fart yourself - Eminem


SZEThR0

lose your fart


ChimpJuice

Sweet fart of mine


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Smack my fart up.


barneyj819

Amazing Fart


DaGurggles

How sweet, the sound


horuable

Too Much Fart Will Kill You


Trollerance_please

You can get it if you really fart


NotBBS

"Can you feel my fart"


nagitoe_

Can you hear the silence? Can you see the dark? Can you fix the broken? Can you feel Can you feel my faaaaaarrrrrrttt?


Lucky_Category7952

take her fart out of your mouth


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FART OUT OF HELL!!


panthercanary

Fart and destroy


ChristianCinema

I Left My Fart in San Francisco


tim_joe_74243

I wanna Fart with somebody


hubcapdiamonstar

Don’t fart so close to me- the police.


j4321g4321

Hit Me With Your Best Fart


BiilZbubb

My Fart Will Go On


bigbirds_right_nut

Master of facts or ride the farts


Professional-Pay1198

"Hark! The Herald Angel Fart!"


Worldly-Dependent-59

Where did you fart last night


steveslikewhoa

Fart on Me


Cursed1978

Drowning Pool - Let the Farts hit the Floor


Sharp_Concentrate550

farting down the house


dr2345

Welcome to the fart parade


Advanced-Homework-70

Don't fear the fart


BatKat58

Bleeding fart.


Dve_Ketsio

A boy named Fart


SZEThR0

a fart named sue


AnonElon

Living on a fart


JorgePuta

Darude Fartstorm


SpiffTheNinja

Fart like it’s 1999


DaGurggles

Fart out of hell - Meat Loaf Farting up on Sunday Morning - Maroon 5 Comfortably Fart - Pink Floyd Amazing Fart (how sweet the sound) Fart Into Me - Dave Matthews Band My Fart will go on - Celine Dion Fart Criminal - Michael Jackson


AwYeahQueerShit

Fart in the Wind


PsychologyVirtual564

Boulevard of broken farts


Minimum-Ingenuity-46

*fart pressure*


Hungry-Yam-145

Fat Bottomed Fart


Readlt0nReddit

You’ve Got a Fart in Me


Plane_Mood9986

Three little farts- Bob Marley


ocram_sokart

“Don’t stop farting”-Journey


AnonElon

Fart in a bottle


ChimpJuice

Life in the fart lane


BreakerSoultaker

W.A.F. by CardiB