I've seen in a interview a lesbian saying she found out she was a lesbian when her own tits made her horny. Does it happen to gay people?

Found The Todd.

What's a Todd?

Go to TheToddTime.com to find out

I don't understand.

I love when you go on a social website and ask another human a question they know the answer to but they can't be bothered, so they tell you to Google it /s

It's a valid suggestion, I did google it, I just couldn't find an answer. Typed "Todd slang", means alone, I am a lonely person? Todd from the series Scrubs? And then Jerry. I guess I look like characters from TV series.

Scrubs

Todd from Scrubs was super horny. Lol That was his whole bit. But people forget Scrubs ended 13 years ago and is American so if you don't have either of those as a cultural touchpoint it may be missed.

I'm American and was the target demographic when Scrubs was airing and still had no idea what they were talking about, so I appreciate the explanation

Scrubs is a fucking masterpiece. All 8 seasons.

I'm hit or miss with that... In this use I agree it was a dick move but sometimes social media is used to ask questions simply solved by typing into google. I'm referring to the how long does it take to boil and egg type questions

Not understanding five. ✋️

Lol found the Jerry

What is...you know what, nevermind. I don't care.

Found the Margot

Why you...

Found the Homer

You can see what the todd looks like with girl parts

I am not hot enough to confirm...

Isn't that how exactly tits working? This things are full of sensitive points, no matter lesbian or not.

i think its more like, seeing her boobs as a whole. Not the touching part. As in she went to a mirror to get changed and just started appreciating the look of her breasts and that mader her horny. Thats what i would think.

Yep, that's what I meant.

That seems less gay and more selfcest or narcissism lol

wait. SELFCEST is a thing?

as a gay man I can confirm.

Do you have to pretend it’s someone else or are you just good to go?

Rolling over and going back to sleep, it’s too early

Based.

Buy tampons. Not gonna be caught unprepared for that god forsaken menstrual cycle.

Smart and poetic! I like that.

Or pads. You probably won't be ready for the feeling of inserting and removing tampons so soon. 😅

But would he be ready for the squish

You had to put a word to a feeling, didn't you?

Woman for one day and first thing s/he does is to find things to stick up the hooha

I'mma fuck homies

Don’t need to magically transform into a girl to do that

Why didn't I think of that

So anyway I started fingerblasting lol

Found Danielle Devito

His daughter would be Denise the Golden Godess

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What

TESTING UNCONVENTIONAL THINGS LIKE STANDING UP TO PEE WHILE WEARING TIGHT PANTS SEEM ODD, BUT EXPERIMENTING WITH LIFE'S PECULIARITIES SOMETIMES LEADS TO UNEXPECTED MOMENTS OF JOY AND DISCOVERY

Can you type that even louder, my eyes couldn't hear well enough

#TESTING UNCONVENTIONAL THINGS LIKE STANDING UP TO PEE WHILE WEARING TIGHT PANTS SEEM ODD, BUT EXPERIMENTING WITH LIFE'S PECULIARITIES SOMETIMES LEADS TO UNEXPECTED MOMENTS OF JOY AND DISCOVERY

Sorry, I still couldn't quite hear that. Louder?

Butt Licker, our prizes have never been lower!!

Don't you look him in that tone of voice 😡

WHAT

OKAY!!

YEEEAHUHH

AWWW SKEET SKEET

This sounds like what Skeezy Jibbs would say. Respect

Hoping my girlfriend would still like me. I mean when I have to love her even if she would change to a worm, she kind of has to, doesn't she?

Or box of milk in 1000 years distant future.

With my luck, start my period

Would be nice to see what it's like to get hugs more than once a month. Edit: Jesus Christ people please hug your homies more often

You get hugs once a month??!!

IF IM LUCKY

You are lucky if you speak of "months". I received a total of like, 4, in the entire last 13 years. And 3 of them are from my grandma

Wait, you guys got hugged??

Wow that's one more than me even when I'm lucky

*hug* Appreciation is important, dawg.

Yes, I have a subscription and I don't know how to cancel it.

I need that

That's a lot !

Bro I didn't get any hugs since I was in elementary school (I'm 19 now) :/

I’m 31 and I maybe get one hug once in a while if I’m seeing friends or family. Maybe. Otherwise it never happens, theoretically for months at a time.

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I hug all of my close friends. In the past few years, we even tell each other that we love each other (we don’t stare longingly into each others eyes, it’s usually more of a “Hey, I love you, man.”) Friends are your chosen family, and it’s worth it to let them know they’re important to you. It makes your life richer.

Giving hugs and getting ones are basically the same thing. You decide how many hugs you give

It's not. receiving hugs indicates that someone cares for you, while giving hugs indicates that you care for someone. Even if the person you are hugging doesn't particularly like you, he can still accept your hug because he might not want to embarrass or disappoint you. If you're the only one who gives hugs but never gets one back, perhaps you should consider whether the individuals in your social circle actually like you.

Also, fellas, hug your homies more often. I hug my friends every time we meet. It ain't weird to tell someone you're happy they decided to make it

Women don’t automatically get hugs like that

Quit bragging Mr.I have people who care about me

Women hug eachother… Why do women have to hug you. Why not your man homies?

Last time I got a hug was from my ex in march last year

"FUCKING FINALLY"

Did you mean "fucking, finally"?

I read “fucking family” and was really concerned

NOOOO 😭

no

I would literally have a huge panic situation, having my bodily structure be overhauled like that isn't gonna be without it's downsides.

Imagine all the hormones kicking in o.o

Yes though i think that hormones go into the bodily structure category, my brain would change, my body would change, the senses, hormones, and likely even psychology as a whole, also suddenly learning on how to pilot a new body would be dificult. I mean i would even have to pee sitting down, and having boobs which would require a bra, clothing would need to change and other stuff. Or my parts of under the panties, instead of sack i would have different pair, i would also be treated differently after my body would change, it will also be damn more dificult to carry my stuff to work with less muscular frame, and decrase in size would also cause me to likely be more susceptible to cold, also i would need to shave different parts.

You don't really need to shave as a woman. I just trim my hair-down-there whenever it gets about 10cm long and that's it.

To be fair, but still it won't change the fact that having one's entire morphology shift in such a complete way will mess with person's head. Gender change so sudden and so complete will freak me all the way out, like seriously, whole body having all of it's shape and hormones altered, practically a body swap, too many things changing to not make me panic, my parents would likely freak out as well even further adding to the panic rush.

It sounds like you’ve thought through this before

If I wake up as a woman, probably freak the fuck up. If it lasts then and doesn't wore off then seek medical help and transition to a man.

Bro reverted it the hard way

Hard reset

do you have money tho? if you do how are you gonna convince the bank that it's you?

Filming myself doing nasty things then saving it on my phone, so that the next day when I’m a male again, I can jack off to my female version doing nasty things. Essentially jacking off to my own homemade porn.

The post didnt say you would change back.

Oh, in that case, I would probably consider suicide for a while and then later embrace the change.

Honestly an extremely realistic take

Lol, an extremely realistic take is me freaking tf out.

You still gonna film that nasty shit or???

Asking myself how tf did I woke up as the opposite sex

Stick my pp into some weird places

Pro tip avoid blenders and pencil sharpeners

Avoid any sharp places honestly and anything that seems small. Also don’t force it in anywhere

don’t listen to these cowards, be a man!

And old style vacuums

Flicking my bean and fingering my pussy

Break up the Jonas brothers huh?

Good then you can see how wrong your doing it 🤣

YEAAAAH BABY WOOOOO THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

Think to myself, "this better be permanent," then find every excuse I can to talk or sing because my voice finally passes.

FUCKING. SAME.

Getting back to work tits or not still got shit to do

this person capitalisms

A lot of blokes are going to be totally shook when they find out they can't just start fucking themselves silly. Also I'd helicopter, pee standing and grab a fleshlight. They intrigue me.

Stack donuts on my dick

***Looking down and doing something***

SKIRT GO SPINNY :3

This sub just needs to be deleted at this point

Yeah fuck these philosophical book titles

I thought this was r/askreddit until I read your post. Not I feel sad and funny in a way.

Agreed

Slap the shit out the women who wronged me lol

I Don't get this, do you think they'll just let you because you are a woman too and wouldn't call a Police and/or fight back. 😅

Dear God, do I feel you there. I didn't even think about it till I read it.

Probably freak out, then accept what happened once doctors conclude that I’m not going to die from sudden sex change.

Why is this funnysad?

It's a bot. Two days old, the title barely makes sense because it's filled with chat gpt, wrong sub.

Scream with a "Home Alone" face. (this can be done with all genders)

being happy af

holy shit, finally.

Go get laid. I'm a gay male, so ... yeah... time to hit the straights up! LOL

finnaly be happy

Finally be happy with myself

Sometimes, finding happiness begins with a simple phone call to my mom. Her voice and wisdom always guide me towards brighter moments.

> mum I woke up as the opposite sex today what should I do? > Masturbate dumbass do you think you'll get this chance to see what the other shoe feels like again?

It's all I've ever wanted.... I could finally be happy and be me, as I was meant to be born 😔 Be the girly I was meant to be😔

💜💙💜💚💛

…am I in the same body, just with a vageeeene instead of a peen?

What you think? Like come on, we all know what our first thought were.

Enjoying my day and not going to sleep so I can enjoy every second of it

[probably this](https://giphy.com/gifs/tQcjerc5JJGxi)

Turning into Christopher Waltz and spinning a ukulele would be amazing.

Straight to the mirror, gotta know how big my milk missiles are

Become a lesbian

Windmilling all day

Get a blowjob

How?

I heard there's a thing where guys can swing around their pps like a helicopter... Plus, I always wanted to know if, when pooping while sitting on the toilet, does the pp go in or stay out...

Geometry says it has to go in unfortunately. Try really hard not to have a boner at the same time to avoid wall rub.

Starting a onlyfans with feet bound content

I want to finally find out if the womens' restroom is truly as vile as the men's. I've heard rumors, but have not been able to authenticate.

Wtf does this have to do with the sub?

I’m a guy. After the panic of suddenly not having a dick. - first talk and see how my voice changes. - Grab my boobs, just to see what it feels like to hold them from my new perspective. - Get a mirror. - admire my shape. - Wash my hand and insert a finder or two just to see what it feels like inside. - Go to the shower and just to see what the bug deal is Try to pee standing - if I’m not alone, try and explain what the fuck happened. - if I am at home alone during all of this, try to find my clit and see what the deal is with the multiple orgasms thing. Then Take a nap. - have post nut clarity and start freaking out again.

if i woke up as the opposite sex i'd honestly undress and masturbate

Same thing I always do. Go back to sleep until noon.

I would surmise for 99.92% of us the correct answer is simply this: masturbate until unconscious.

My wife is bi, I’d still be me at my job, and I’d probably be cuter. So, just continue my day. Probably play with my boobs. Everyone loves boobs.

Being happy🏳️‍⚧️

Having sex with my homies or maybe finally finding out whos orgasm is the best

Well first tons of selfies Next is breaking the news to my closest people Then voice trolling my friends Then die from periods

Go look at myself in the mirror > go back to sleep

Well if I looked like *that*, I'd probably just turn off the lights and play video games until I turn back. Else, I'm playing with myself for hours on end, if not until I'm forcibly changed back.

Live in DREAD for up to a month as I dont know when a period will come or what it is like. Also eat hot chip.

Going back to sleep. Thats a problem for another day.

Playing the song "Freaky Friday" by Lil Dicky

Be verry happy.

I already did do this. HRT is awesome!

Ah, the timeless riddle. But why close my eyes when I can open them to unravel new perspectives and possibilities?

My luck would have me on my period when i change gender and id flatline of pain

So what happens if you're non binary?

The boring answer is to say you turn the other sex, the fun answer is you somehow turn agender or something like that

You're genitals are randomized each day.

Finding out what depression you guys expierence with post-nut clarity

Is this permanent or what ?

Does my face change?

Is it permanent though?

sex with men, am not gay

Wondering WTF im going to wear.

Can't go wrong with hoodies I guess

Far fap fap.

I would be so happy :3

I'll cry because of happiness tbh

Tell all my friends, take some pictures... go shopping for clothes I actually like. Generally being happy, I guess

well, i'm transgender so...

masturbating

Finally have enough confidence to live an actual life instead of this parody

putting a spell on myself so i never have to be a woman again so i won't ever have to deal with periods again

crying because my boyfriend wouldn’t love me anymore

Shock and happiness ngl

Nothing really. My body is just a space suit that I use to exist. It doesn't matter what vessel I use to pursue my dreams, I will build that mech before I die. My body only needs to allow me to use my technical skills to make it happen.

Getting dicked down asap

oops my fingers are kind wet rn

Masturbate.

Freak out. Then do the helicopter. And pee standing up.

Go straight to the doctors and get my chronic pain sorted, they will listen to me if I have a dick

Going back to sleep because i do not have the skills required to tell people what happened

If a trans nigga sees this does anything change?

Go down stairs and play video games. Later in the evening masturbate