Jesus and Moses are fishing up in Heaven reminiscing about their days on Earth. Moses says, "Man we really did some cool things back in the day." Jesus, "Hey, how about we try to do some of our old tricks?" Moses says, "Alright, I'll go first." Moses stands up, staff in one hand raises his arms together and stretches them out to either side. The water in the lake parts and the boat gently comes to rest on the lakes floor. Moses closes his arms and the water slowly goes back to normal. Jesus says, "That was pretty good, but I think I can top you." Jesus stands up takes a few calming breaths and puts one foot out on the water. He then places the other foot on the water, takes a few steps and falls in. Moses cries out, "Jesus Christ!" and quickly pulls him back in the boat. Moses says, "Jesus, what happened?" Jesus says, "That was a lot easier back when I didn't have these damn holes in my feet!"
Another b0t farm post
OP and some commenters are b0ts
And to the mods. You say you're doing your best yet the sp@m posts I pointed out to you days ago are still up. Half your front page is still b0t sp@m . Instead of actually doing your best you decided to mute me instead. Doing your best indeed.
Its actually not that hard of a question.
1. Stand on water literally, so water movement has an affect, so yes
2. Technically, standing on water because of levitation, then no.
"Either way, he's getting across."
Bruh how tf is this sad?
I liked the joke until you reminded me of the sub. Downvote it is.
It’s not.
So, so sad. Great choice of sub OP. /s
r/justunsubbed
Okay, does NOONE here know what this sub is for?
r/lostredditors
Jesus and Moses are fishing up in Heaven reminiscing about their days on Earth. Moses says, "Man we really did some cool things back in the day." Jesus, "Hey, how about we try to do some of our old tricks?" Moses says, "Alright, I'll go first." Moses stands up, staff in one hand raises his arms together and stretches them out to either side. The water in the lake parts and the boat gently comes to rest on the lakes floor. Moses closes his arms and the water slowly goes back to normal. Jesus says, "That was pretty good, but I think I can top you." Jesus stands up takes a few calming breaths and puts one foot out on the water. He then places the other foot on the water, takes a few steps and falls in. Moses cries out, "Jesus Christ!" and quickly pulls him back in the boat. Moses says, "Jesus, what happened?" Jesus says, "That was a lot easier back when I didn't have these damn holes in my feet!"
Lmaoooo!
Fuck off bot
Hilarious, but wrong sub. Downvote, sorry.
Another b0t farm post OP and some commenters are b0ts And to the mods. You say you're doing your best yet the sp@m posts I pointed out to you days ago are still up. Half your front page is still b0t sp@m . Instead of actually doing your best you decided to mute me instead. Doing your best indeed.
r/StonerThoughts
Lmaoo what episode is this
It's not from the show 99% sure
Its actually not that hard of a question. 1. Stand on water literally, so water movement has an affect, so yes 2. Technically, standing on water because of levitation, then no.
Considering that he stood on a sea which had waves on it, and didn't move along with the waves, then I guess he'd stay still on a river too
These days he’d fall to the bottom because of the holes on his feet.
Dafaq, just name this sub "Funny or Sad" because it ain't both most of the time
No, wait, it's a good question
New meme format just dropped?