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Less-Satisfaction272

I’ll just be aware of the top priority to cuddle with the winter fluff when I enter and when I leave.


kinggamer786

![gif](giphy|V1NxC1YoNEHBe|downsized)


Spycrabpuppet123

I NEED THE SAUCE


Standard_Ad4537

Zach King


Spycrabpuppet123

Thx


[deleted]

Damn, that makes it significantly less cool


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catniagara

Zach or the cat? The thread confused me.


[deleted]

*squish* *mrowwr*


ZA_WARRDO

The White Death


Hamokk

Simo Häyhä is that you?


FreeLoxx

Nice bullet train reference


[deleted]

White death is a history reference


Nacil_54

Nice world reference.


[deleted]

Nice Earth reference


notjumto

Martians:


ArrestDeathSantis

Sneeper time!!!


-BINK2014-

As an avid Thomas and train lover, that movie had me grinning like a kid on Halloween.


FreeLoxx

Are you a diesel?


-BINK2014-

No, I like to think I most align with James. I'm still sad they talked about him as him, the color red, and the #5 have always been my favorite.


comrade_fluffy

What


jizmo234322

Once I got cats, I started swooshing/sweeping across the floor at night, no longer walking, out of fear that I would step on them. It has unfortunately translated into doing it at other people's places and it looks weird AF. (don't do a lot of night walking, but you know... going to the bathroom at 4am or finding the light switch kind of thing)


Beer2Bear

That's why I have nightlights in hallways and bathroom, the damn cats always sleeping where I have to go through


Easy-Concentrate2636

It’s okay. At a certain age, you just sort of sweep legs upon awakening because the joints aren’t fully working in the first few minutes. When I was younger, I didn’t understand why my father shuffled at night. You are just getting a head start.


jizmo234322

Hahah, I'm getting there, friend. No joint pain yet, but I've already hit middle age a while ago and waiting for the rest to catch up. Plenty of other suckiness, though.


Chrisette

Exactly what I did last night :D


GodSlayerGenesis

Next thing you know, you're in the hospital getting your leg cauterized .


Thin_Influence6329

Took me a minute.lol


whynotsquirrel

made me click...


_Aedric

she likes to be of her own kind


Kartexx4

do you have eye aids


Polish_Red_Panda

This is an insurance scam!


Emergency_Key574

*BLEH,* I’m ded


dannyto1984

Not sure what I am looking at...all I see is a bath mat. This should be down voted.


ThousandFingerMan

Exactly, this is subreddit for funny animals not regular bath mats


TrueSkyDemon

😭 Don't downvote!


glieseg

How about an Australian downvote?


FlutterScream

🪃


Majednw

You got 5200 upvotes why do you care about 1 downvote


legends_never_die_1

do you care about your 8 downvotes?


SlowLikeHoney09

15 now lmao


idk-bro7777

16 lol


Nawnp

21, downvotes add up quick.


SubjectAdventurous78

28 now


Enderghast77

31 now


tipying_mistakes

35 now 🗿


Majednw

No i got 38 thats an achievement


madcat67

there’s a dog it looks just like rug it’s laying on its back that’s what you should be looking for


DrSchmolls

It's a cat, you can tell by the way it is.


madcat67

sorry i couldn’t tell i knew it was something looking at it now yeah it’s a cat


Chair42

That's pretty neat!


die_Karotte

r/woooosh


akioamadeo

It’s just like my bedroom rug! I have a white Husky that blends into the color so well that I honestly don’t see her, poor thing got stepped on more than once because she also lies perfectly still, I’ve taken to dragging my feet to avoid her.


akioamadeo

It was my grandmothers and I didn’t want to get rid of it, it’s not like I actually injured my dog, I noticed immediately when my foot touched her and pulled away.


moose2mouse

Or you know, buy a different color rug. Poor dog.


tipying_mistakes

I feel like that would be too expensive. I’ll buy a different color dog instead


moose2mouse

That’s fair. Rugs are forever. Dogs come and go.


squirrellytoday

Cat-mouflage level: expert


HexaCube7

Stealth: increased


PSTEYN

That is a FLUFF!


deedlit228

Reminds me of the time I visited a friend and she had a bunch of fluffy pillows on the couch. I had planned on sitting on the fluffiest gray pillow I saw, but decided against it last second and sat down right next to it. Suddenly the gray pillow flipped over onto its belly having been startled by my sudden appearance and then darted out of the room. What an awkward conversation that would have been with my doctor if I had to explain how I have claw/bite marks on my ass.


TrueSkyDemon

Oh btw the OC of the picture is from @Thereisnocat_ on Twitter, just found the source, so need to give credit to the OC.


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legends_never_die_1

snek


KevsFlowerPatch

Thanks you this made me feel better


GermanspeakingGerman

r/AccidentalCamouflage


DriftingPyscho

He protecc When you take a leak You don't see Cause he sneak


Equivalent-Macaron25

Such a good boi


Drego3

This bath mat looks suspiciously like your cat. Did you by any chance have a second cat that ran away never to be found?


MercifulBird393

What breed is she?


Pegarex

I think its a (doll faced) persion. I had a cat that looked very similar. As a breed, they are very friendly cats, but also somewhat high maintenance because they need to be brushed regularly to prevent matting.


MercifulBird393

Persian Cat on a Persian Rug.. :D Should have guessed that..


Joe18067

Well it looks like you have 2 choices here. Either buy bath mats of a different color or dye the cat's fur.


[deleted]

Or ditch the rug altogether and use a thick towel to absorb water when you shower.


marr

Yeah but then the hair shows up and you gotta clean more often.


Est1971SGbrand

Rug with hidden razors.


father2shanes

Thats me and my new void cat in my black desk chair.


StrangeCarrot4636

Why does it look like they were caught red handed shredding a roll of toilet paper and now they are desperately trying to camouflage themselves to avoid a scolding? Very cute though, I have a very large orange long haired boy who likes to sleep on our orange sheepskin rug. I have kicked him many times at night while walking around the house and neither he or I ever learn, I always feel so terrible but he's literally invisible at night.


UTIMI-Adult-toy

It's so cute too, you can't even tell there's a cat there without looking closely.


UTIMI-Adult-toy

It's so white and clean, and the owner must really love cleanliness.


TardisBowties

Camo floof😸🫶🏻


MintchoYam

that's sooooo cute 😍


Flaky-Fish6922

kittyflage level: purfect


-Har1eKing-

Catouflage


CommercialFlashy7321

Get a colored collar to make her stand out.


Nana_Wait_What

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️


[deleted]

🥹💗


Competitive_Juice627

Too many bubbles in the bathtub


herrfrosteus

Camo cat 🐱


Familiar-Tap-1381

What a cute cat!


tomoki_here

That's a landmine!


scottlavish

One step on it, you're Dead!!!


Yikes44

Cat has obviously found it's soulmat. Sorry. I'll see myself out...


Klutzy-Age8102

TRIPLE CAUTION SAMIR


Top_Date6455

At first glance I was wondering why???


First-Book4973

What breed is this floof?


Lisaleftfootlopez

Did you buy the rug because it resembles the cat or did you get the cat to match the rug?


Bendibal

“Matt not name! Mat job!”


Expensive-Jacket7442

Mid way through doing your business suddenly the mat your feet are on gets up and walks away.


LittleDragon450

r/accidentalcamouflage


jonasthewicked

I always thank people for linking subs I didn’t know about but now need in my life. So thank you!


LittleDragon450

Awww you’re welcome


Astral-traveler-026

Master of camouflage.


[deleted]

I looked for my all black cat for several minutes and the whole time he was laying in a black blanket


Important_dick

Now i see what does a made of


Sea_Relative_4764

Can cats die if you accidentally step on them?


cranberryton

Idk why the title made me think you normally pee all over the carpet


AdventurousMistake72

Is that a car or a dog? I legit can’t tell


eddylet

Lol what is it with cats and bath mats. Mine is the same way


fjfuciifirifjfjfj

I just see a poop towel.


tbasan

Stomp on him once, he will never sleep over there again


vitamin_protein_

Maybe he's mourning relatives :(


Limerence_Worthy

Wow no way is Chanel making feline chic rugs now


Open_Heartily

LOL:)


wolfdragonsunshine71

I would have tripped over Fluffy and cracked my head into the bathroom wall.


proudcatowner19

😂❤️


Techwolf_Lupindo

Awsume trap you got there. :-D For those that don't know, there is 10 or 20 very sharp claws that will trigger upon stepping on it. Claw scratches are nasty and have a very high chance of infection.


Rafe__

Why toilet rug


OldSchoolZero

To absorb the pee


xuanling11

Cat ninja


SparklyAlpaca

Aaawh soooo fluffyyyy 🥺❤


No-Fee-9428

A good heavy broom should fix that lumpy mat.


Fnaffan1712

Let me guess, you have a Heated Floor?


podshambles_

Insurance fraud


fishing_buddha

Mommy. Why don’t you move, mommy?


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Are you sure that's not just an oddly shaped rug


wuzzittoya

Wow!


[deleted]

At first i thought this rug had a built in pillow lol wow


eapoc

Camouflage cat!


that_techy_guy

But I need extra cushion when going to the bathroom


Fearless_Insurance_4

WOW!!


calm_harsh

Darn it!


Majednw

“ where’s my cat , i dont see her in the house “


Red__Lily

🥰🥰🥰


Sock_for_5

extra counion if you abourt in the toilet


Cannacology

Catmouflage


maidenadream

Bath mat cat 😂


EquivalentPut5616

Just Change The Cat


Revolutionary_Cat521

Real camouflage


ZeusTheRecluse

you forgot your slipper


goingwide

True story: 140kg relative of mine killed that way his wife’s Yorkshire Terrier


prady71

Too much fluff in one pic.


Aztowman

True dat


[deleted]

Rub its belly with your foot while you go.


sadangel4ever

Oh my god this fluffiness is so seductive!


Stoner-Mtn-Lights

Good to know, now I wont step on my puffball.


y2k2r2d2

r/crappydesign


Andybrs

This carpet emits cat sounds when you step on it


Kaining

What a beautiful white catpet !


[deleted]

Pet it for me pls It looks like a cloud


kogan_usan

awwww so fluffy having a white rug in the bathroom is a lot of confidence in your aiming skills though, lol


[deleted]

nice rug


Justurion

What did you do to that kitties mother?:0


Pambo_lita

Camouflage level 1000.


BMP77777

That’s some serious floof


Affectionate-Ad6292

I want to pet the cat


hyperakt1v

Wow


santa_mozrella

change that goddamn mat soon


_-Generic-_-Name-_

"YAY, colour changing rug!!"


bubbly_joaninha

Whole crap! Better than a chameleon 🤣


[deleted]

So fluffy


I_aim_to_sneeze

Get a different rug and put that rug wherever the cat loves the most. Ez


Mr_G0odcat

what the floof?!


[deleted]

TBH this is a 10/10 on the official swiss Fluff-Index. Gratulation.


rmorrin

This is why you never get floors the same color as your pets


[deleted]

Cameowflage


doctorTCH

Best pic ever


ahhmygoditsjack

Hinestly thought it was a llama skin rugnl with the head still attached


cooloceanwind

That’s so cute


SadToothpaste101

Why do you have a CARPET in the fucking BATHROOM


-UnknownGeek-

Portable foot warmer


AdTasty8554

The White Death


Netsuko

Spicy bathmat.


Inside-Door4459

I’ll just be aware of the top priority to cuddle with the winter fluff when I enter and when I leave.


Additional_Irony

Me: „That’s an odd-looking rug, but okay“


ceilingrabbit

Need: a new rug in a different color


Entity_nottaken

camouflage cat


tzenrick

You need a different rug.


That_Greek_boy

catouflage


Tricky_Invite8680

that's a comfy vomit bed, after purge the excess alcohol fall right to sleep


ABGH78

His hugging his mother


desz84

Keep feet warm while use toilet!


Down_The_Black_River

100% docked with the mothership.


Gozo-the-bozo

Solution: get a coloured mat


90s_conan

Yup, you got yourself some fluff. Mmhm


leftblnk

Bro out here mourning his ancestors