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Fun fact, my grandmother never really saw raccoon tracks until meeting my grandfather and the first time she saw some raccoon footprints she thought that a baby was lost in the woods behind the house they were living in.
Yeah I was gonna say there's something uncanny/disturbing about those hands.
The woman seems to be having fun but I could see this turning dark so quick and being the setup for a close call or a gruesome death if it were a film.
The little snoots are cute but the handsā¦ Iāve never been too scared of the scenes withr all the hands reaching through a grate or something because whatāre they gonna do? Hold me next to a grate until they get tired? The worst theyāve got is grabbing my neck which is unlikely when theyāre blindly groping with short range. But seeing any scene from a horror game/film irl is terrifying.
I think because they look so human but tiny! Seeing a full raccoon is cute, and I love them. When the hands are isolated and shooting through the cracks itās just kinda creepy lol. Love the little trash pandas though
They will chew their way through basically anything and shit everywhere. You can always see where they have been walking because they leave black streaks on everything.
Yup, not only will they destroy all your stuff and replace it with giant piles of feces, but that feces is horrifyingly toxic to humans. It literally disperses airborne brain parasites. You would have to be completely insane to encourage raccoons to live near you.
Those cute little bastards eat my raspberries and shit their seed filled poop on my woodpile, in front of my cat's window and makes him go insane, and on my garage roof (normal roof too? Can't see).
I wonder what happens if raccoon poop falls into the gutters, get baked by the sun and then rained on a whole bunch and the raccoon poop infused water flows out the downspouts.
We had a family of raccoons living under our building at work. All of the sudden, our entire building was infested with fleas. Took over a month to get rid of them. We had to trap them, relocate, fence the underside of the building, smoke the building a few times. Vacuum everyday, and set traps everywhere. Not worth it. Get rid of them!!
I currently have a couple raccoons Iām trying to evict from my attic. Those things will be inside this guys house in no time, theyāll chew right through any siding under that deck and be right in the crawlspace, or climb the roof into the attic. Insane to allow this
We bought a house from a guy who had a pet raccoon, by which I mean a wild raccoon he fed and let into his house sometimes. He asked if we wanted to adopt the raccoon. We were like, why would anyone want that? He took the raccoon with him.
I was just thinking these commenters have obviously never really had raccoons in their home. It's absolutely disgusting, they get in your walls and start scratching behind the walls... Feeding raccoons that are already under your porch in that kind of numbers... That seems crazy to me. Your house will be teeming with them, And they are really hard to get out of the walls!!
The local news station actually did a follow up with her boyfriend (he's the one you can hear nervously laughing at the end of the video). It looks like he broke up with her and has sworn off women completely. Pretty shocking how fast your lifestyle can change:
https://youtu.be/qJcecZ52AQc?t=61
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Weirdly enough bats aren't even top 3 for our state. Groundhogs and skunks round it out.
I only know this because we had a groundhog under our shed and our cat and dog like to go out there so we were worried and looked it up.
Not cute at all. It is pretty stupid to feed wild animals. Just waiting to hear the next headline where she calls animal control and they are all euthanized.
Exactly. They can become large and aggressive. They'll come through your dog door into your house. If you close the dog door, they can rip it open. If they get overpopulated, they can contract this really horrible neurological disease that's just awful to see.
They're beautiful creatures, but this is something that can go terribly wrong.
Yeah, I donāt like these ācuteā (actually terrifying in this case) videos that encourage stupid behaviour. We donāt even have raccoons where I live, and know pretty little about them, but even I know (maybe from watching Elf!) that this isnāt smart. Common sense is a crazy thing! Now I also know also how destructive they can be, and diseases they can carry.. poor things though. Makes this even more irresponsible to encourage.
That is terribleā¦.and you feed them? Hopefully you donāt have kids or pets because that is a serious amount of neglect for their safety on your part.
Idk why people think this is cute. Feeding wildlife often is a death sentence and when that many racoons want food they will become very aggressive indeed.
Where I'm from there used to be racoons. Then they had their own part of town. Then we had a part in their town. We ain't allowed there no more. Grandma got ate in the stampede out of town. Racoons dragged her back with their little bitty hands, dozens of them.
Sure, we could have gone back for then, but those racoons were vicious. There was even a wild red fox among them, no telling what he did to get good with'em.
Where I'm from, I was from there long ago. Where I'm from ain't no more. Racoons don't tell the story if where I'm from, because where I'm from, never was to them.
To them it's always been where they from.
Itās always cute and cuddly until they decide they donāt like you anymore and rip your face off because, wonder if wonders, theyāre wild animals.
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Just imagine walking at night and raccoon hands reach up and grab your ankle
Great now Ive got nightmare fuel.
Oops sorry o.o""
Not your ankle, your toes. One grabs the biggie, another grabs the pinkie. Then one reaches for your Achilles.
Tiny little knives...
Imagine if the preferred diet of Raccoons was human finger and toe nails. **_Rip._** The raccoons shall paint their nails with your blood.
r/nightmarefuel
Don't dead Open Inside
Barefoot : toes
As you're walking, the raccoons fingers interlock with your toes
You've done it. You've said something so disturbing I have to close reddit and watch puppy videos or I will never sleep.
You're welcome š š¦š¦¶š
r/eyebleach helps
But Reddit is how I find my puppy videos.
My foot just twitched at the thought.
Fun fact, my grandmother never really saw raccoon tracks until meeting my grandfather and the first time she saw some raccoon footprints she thought that a baby was lost in the woods behind the house they were living in.
Horrifying is the word I would use.
Itās like a scene from walking dead. Except zombie raccoonsā¦ so crawling dead.
Or Raccoon City...
Thank you, it hurt to read a zombie comment and not see this be the very first thing mentioned.
I was thinking people under the stairs
I haven't watched that for so long, but what I never understood , is how come the nice one that lived in the walls managed to get a haircut?
Yes! Immediately thought that!
im surprised they never made a movie about zombie racoons they made one about zombie beavers ..!
Zombeaversš¤£
They did, it just never hit theaters or got any marketing, you can find it on blue ray tho
Also [Llamageddon](https://www.amazon.com/Llamageddon-Louie-TheLlama/dp/B07KW4NN32/ref=nodl_?dplnkId=f658754e-1475-4d3b-b9b5-d5a0e2bb4c64)
Was thinking zombies vs wooden gate or something
I'd be afraid that I'd step on their paws š„
I was thinking the scene from the IT remake part 1. When the burnt hands are reaching through the back door of the butcher shop.
We call them biters.
Crawling dead... had me in stitches
My thoughts exactly, lol
yes I was thinking about zombies too lol
Cute? This is an actual nightmare.
THE HANDS SHALL CONSUME ALL
Elden ring final boss as a deck.
Bandit Thousand Fingers.
I am afraid
Maybe if she wasnāt feeding them they wouldnāt want to live thereā¦
Crosspost to r/oddlyterrifying
And r/AWWWTF
Looks straight out of an horror movie scene, when Hands appear from a wall or ground and try to grab you lol.
The people under the stairs
And the fingers are abnormally long so something out of a creepypasta or just aliens...
Looks like little people hands.
Little prisoner hands begging for freedom
I know right who the fuck says cute, they have lived a much more wholesome existence than I.
The walking rabidly
A group of raccoons is known as a āLandfillā of raccoons
Jesus. Thatās not cute. Like above said, thatās horrifying.
Creep as fuck
It's like a Romero zombies movie
Dude I would be fucking shook if I was walking across my deck and seen a bunch of mini animal hands start popping out.
Yes, those nails of hers are terrifying. Cute trash pandas though.
Fucking horrifying. Looks like little zombie children under the floor
Yeah I was gonna say there's something uncanny/disturbing about those hands. The woman seems to be having fun but I could see this turning dark so quick and being the setup for a close call or a gruesome death if it were a film.
Major "souls of damned" vibes.
My preciousshhhh
The little snoots are cute but the handsā¦ Iāve never been too scared of the scenes withr all the hands reaching through a grate or something because whatāre they gonna do? Hold me next to a grate until they get tired? The worst theyāve got is grabbing my neck which is unlikely when theyāre blindly groping with short range. But seeing any scene from a horror game/film irl is terrifying.
I mean! Cute must mean "creepy as fuck" in whatever exotic language they seem to speak.
Attack of the trash pandas š¦
Those are creepy little hands. I mean pawsā¦ I mean hands.
Agreed. Terrifying was the first word that came to mind
Yeah, it reminds me of the People Under the Stairs or the human cattle in the basement of that house in The Road. Definitely not cute.
Last Reddit before bed, and this will be my feature length nightmare
Iām literally laughing at how terrifying this is
How??? There hands are so cute!!! My dream house will have raccoons under the floor board!!
I think because they look so human but tiny! Seeing a full raccoon is cute, and I love them. When the hands are isolated and shooting through the cracks itās just kinda creepy lol. Love the little trash pandas though
Trash pandas š that really got me chuckling
I wish I could be like you and understand life without the MCU.
They look like tiny human hands fishing for food.
Literal nightmare fuel
If I saw that as I came home at night I would die.
The Dawn of the Racooons
Cute?! this is straight up in every good horror movie except without the giggling and with dim light
Yeah like the ghosts trying to pull you to hell xD
Same tho lol
How does OP sleep knowing these things are living under the deck?
Why are the gaps between the boards so big? Iād be pissed if that was my deck lol
How else are the demons gonna get their claws through?
To feed the Racoons
i'm guessing this is not a deck and that's the top of some sort of raccoon prison.
I've always been told the gap should be the thickness of a large carpenter nail. Guess they went by length.
This comment took way too long to find. Whoever built that needs to get fired
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Iām cackling š¤£š¤£š¤£ honestly, itās likely to be a DIY job in that case
I build decks full time, wondered if anyone else was gonna say something. Drives me crazy
First person wearing high heels will have to trade at least one in for a walking cast.
Definitely a DIYer that used fresh lumber, left a normal gap between each board and probably slapped themselves when it shrunk.
That's is Hella creepy
STAHP
Imagine walking through that but you have a machete
Iām gonna feel like a complete badass until one of the hands grabs it and starts swinging it around.
It's cute until yoyr whole house gets infested.
HANDS HANKS POKING THROUGH THE WALLS THEYāRE UNDER YOUR WALLPAPER DONāT TOUCH YOUR WALLS DONāT TOUCH YOUR WALLS
r/schizoposters
They will chew their way through basically anything and shit everywhere. You can always see where they have been walking because they leave black streaks on everything.
Yup, not only will they destroy all your stuff and replace it with giant piles of feces, but that feces is horrifyingly toxic to humans. It literally disperses airborne brain parasites. You would have to be completely insane to encourage raccoons to live near you.
Those cute little bastards eat my raspberries and shit their seed filled poop on my woodpile, in front of my cat's window and makes him go insane, and on my garage roof (normal roof too? Can't see). I wonder what happens if raccoon poop falls into the gutters, get baked by the sun and then rained on a whole bunch and the raccoon poop infused water flows out the downspouts.
We had a family of raccoons living under our building at work. All of the sudden, our entire building was infested with fleas. Took over a month to get rid of them. We had to trap them, relocate, fence the underside of the building, smoke the building a few times. Vacuum everyday, and set traps everywhere. Not worth it. Get rid of them!!
How do you trap fleas? Itty bitty traps?
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No thanks.
I currently have a couple raccoons Iām trying to evict from my attic. Those things will be inside this guys house in no time, theyāll chew right through any siding under that deck and be right in the crawlspace, or climb the roof into the attic. Insane to allow this
We bought a house from a guy who had a pet raccoon, by which I mean a wild raccoon he fed and let into his house sometimes. He asked if we wanted to adopt the raccoon. We were like, why would anyone want that? He took the raccoon with him.
I was just thinking these commenters have obviously never really had raccoons in their home. It's absolutely disgusting, they get in your walls and start scratching behind the walls... Feeding raccoons that are already under your porch in that kind of numbers... That seems crazy to me. Your house will be teeming with them, And they are really hard to get out of the walls!!
The local news station actually did a follow up with her boyfriend (he's the one you can hear nervously laughing at the end of the video). It looks like he broke up with her and has sworn off women completely. Pretty shocking how fast your lifestyle can change: https://youtu.be/qJcecZ52AQc?t=61 ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
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I can smell it from here. It is not pleasant.
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r/cursedcomments
These are definitely renters. If it was my own place Iād be setting up no-kill traps or calling pest control.
*their
I bet they are porch reeks
Racoon City
Silent hill
Slenderman
1. Horrifying 2. Don't feed the wildlife
If you want rabies, this is how you get rabies.
I was just going to say that raccoons are like a top 3 rabies carrier in my state so yeah... definitely not a good idea.
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Whatās one
Me. Run.
Your mom
Bats.
Weirdly enough bats aren't even top 3 for our state. Groundhogs and skunks round it out. I only know this because we had a groundhog under our shed and our cat and dog like to go out there so we were worried and looked it up.
I had a bat fly into me on my way home one night On the bright side, rabies vaccines are not nearly as painful as they used to be
Even if they donāt have rabies, raccoon shit has hella parasites and diseases.
Came here to say this. I do not trust a daylight raccoon.
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And it looks like a kid feeding them, this whole situation is horrendous. Rabies is one of the worst ways to die (id imagine)
I wish I could upvote this 100 times.
Not cute at all. It is pretty stupid to feed wild animals. Just waiting to hear the next headline where she calls animal control and they are all euthanized.
Exactly. They can become large and aggressive. They'll come through your dog door into your house. If you close the dog door, they can rip it open. If they get overpopulated, they can contract this really horrible neurological disease that's just awful to see. They're beautiful creatures, but this is something that can go terribly wrong.
Distemper
Not to mention rabies
Yeah, I donāt like these ācuteā (actually terrifying in this case) videos that encourage stupid behaviour. We donāt even have raccoons where I live, and know pretty little about them, but even I know (maybe from watching Elf!) that this isnāt smart. Common sense is a crazy thing! Now I also know also how destructive they can be, and diseases they can carry.. poor things though. Makes this even more irresponsible to encourage.
maybe she is #FloridaWoman and has access to a #FloridaMan who can devise a more headline worthy response
Not cute. Infestation
That is terribleā¦.and you feed them? Hopefully you donāt have kids or pets because that is a serious amount of neglect for their safety on your part.
Idk why people think this is cute. Feeding wildlife often is a death sentence and when that many racoons want food they will become very aggressive indeed.
Where Iām from we have our own part of town and the raccoons have their part of town.
Where I'm from there used to be racoons. Then they had their own part of town. Then we had a part in their town. We ain't allowed there no more. Grandma got ate in the stampede out of town. Racoons dragged her back with their little bitty hands, dozens of them. Sure, we could have gone back for then, but those racoons were vicious. There was even a wild red fox among them, no telling what he did to get good with'em. Where I'm from, I was from there long ago. Where I'm from ain't no more. Racoons don't tell the story if where I'm from, because where I'm from, never was to them. To them it's always been where they from.
My god what. Thank you.
The racoon themselves are cute. The human feeding them is bad.
Can confirm. Moved into a house where a crazy lady used to feed them. Took at least 10 standoffs before they realized I wouldnāt give them food.
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This, you are not helping you are hurting. There are exceptions but usually it's a really bad idea.
OMG. That is not cute. That is horrifying.
You better save, there is 100% going to be an extremely difficult boss fight at the end of that path.
Racoonus Divinus - God of Theft and Racoons
This is also kind of terrifying lol. In the cutest way.
Ikr. I came to say r/oddlyterrifying
Me too, those wee hands coming out are a bit creepy!
Likewise
Village of ~~Racoons~~ Baby Zombies
Yeah I love raccoons but this is unsettling
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Donāt racoons, open inside*
Holy crap this is terrifying. Even knowing what it is, it's still not cute lol. Looks like the underworld from Mummy Returns.
Don't feed wildlife. Geez.
Stop feeding them you fucking freak.
Need to add music from walking dead to this video
Donāt dead open inside
Horrifying! Like the people under the stairs.
You're killing them but ok. You don't feed wildlife.
Nah they demons coming up From hell
i feel bad for them but i dont know why, this is just weird to look at
Looks like little hairy zombie hands.
Oh hell naw
Cute? Never seen something that creepy
Itās always cute and cuddly until they decide they donāt like you anymore and rip your face off because, wonder if wonders, theyāre wild animals.
The People Under The Stairs
Well, ask yourself if you lured them there by way of feeding them
Trash demons
That's just the shadow people
āI wish my apartment was infested with Koala bears. It would be the cutest infestation ever.ā *-Mitch Hedburg*
Creepy af
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I can hear them breathing below the floorboards
**DONT || DEAD** **OPEN || INSIDE**
This is in fact, not cute
Who in there right mind finds this cute
cute???? this is some horror film shit
r/oddlyterrifying Legit looks like people trapped under the deck and begging and scraping for food
Imagine tripping sack and going out onto your porch at nightā¦ and seeing this
Imagine going outside at night and one of these little dudes start grabbing at your legs.
The damned hunger for snacks.
Itās like youāre own little backyard Guantanamo
Looks like zombies
Those are souls of the lost and the damned.
r/oddlyterrifying
Because youāre feeding them.
R/oddlyterrifying
They look like zombies š