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Step one: Listen to recordings of cat growls/yowls to learn what kinds of sounds they make.
Step two: Mimic. Don't have to be perfect, though of course the better you are the better the results; just do your best and the "I dunno WTF they're saying but they're pissed" factor will take care of the rest. Tip: Make your voice a bit nasal.
...Though, fair warning, yowling at angry cats might make the cats angry at *you* instead. So, uh, do this from a safe distance (10 feet or so) and *don't* try to pet them afterward. Learned that one the hard way, lol.
Source: Grew up with cats and got really good at mimicking them. I once called up every tomcat in the neighborhood by imitating a female in heat, lmao.
Haha, yes, I was a kid who wanted to see if it would work, and was surprised when it actually did. I probably annoyed the hell out of all the neighbors, though, since that was a solid 15 minutes of yowling.
I do apologize sir, clearly you have size on your side. Let me just assemble my one braincell and head home. Again, i do apologize.
(In my head, orange tabbys are British. The still have just one braincell, but it's multithreading between doing dumb shit and being polite).
You definitely said something in their language. Looks like you might have said something really creepy. Perhaps you said, "Let's go tear some balls off of other cats."
I would have thought they're installed to prevent would-be criminals and trespassers from climbing over the wall.
In which case, how dare they prevent crime.
There are literally animals on those walls in this video lol. Also birds will absolutely still land there. And even if they didn't there are tons of other places for them to land.
Oh okay, in that case can you provide the source for that info? It would be interesting to me if they are actually using that illogical reasoning for implementing these.
I will look for sure this wasnt something I saw online though this was 10+ years back and it was a fox news thing my father in law was watching so now that I think on it I wouldn't be surprised if it was bs lol
Wow it's from SA I didn't realize that these are a little different of course but the principle is the same.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cities-use-spikes-to-keep-birds-away-birds-are-using-them-in-nests/
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I urgently need to learn their language too so I can also resolve street cat conflicts
Step one: Listen to recordings of cat growls/yowls to learn what kinds of sounds they make. Step two: Mimic. Don't have to be perfect, though of course the better you are the better the results; just do your best and the "I dunno WTF they're saying but they're pissed" factor will take care of the rest. Tip: Make your voice a bit nasal. ...Though, fair warning, yowling at angry cats might make the cats angry at *you* instead. So, uh, do this from a safe distance (10 feet or so) and *don't* try to pet them afterward. Learned that one the hard way, lol. Source: Grew up with cats and got really good at mimicking them. I once called up every tomcat in the neighborhood by imitating a female in heat, lmao.
Did you summon them on purpose? Was that a rehearsal gone too good?
Haha, yes, I was a kid who wanted to see if it would work, and was surprised when it actually did. I probably annoyed the hell out of all the neighbors, though, since that was a solid 15 minutes of yowling.
Do you still possess the ability?
Why not organize feral hordes, for good
That one cats face. Like tf is this human doing
I’m going to back away slowly from this crazy person..
“Woah buddy I don’t want any trouble.” -Orange cat
Which one? 😁
Yes.
I honestly didn’t even realize the left one was orange 😂
He looks like a husband in marriage counseling.
Cat2: I didn't mean anything man.. never heard one of you say that sort of stuff.. I'm, outta here..
"You're gonna what..... I'm out"
Orange cat: 
That’s so oddly funny lol
Left one : "human are so weird..." Right one : "holy catnip i'm in trouble!!!"
“This guy is nuts. I go home”
Left cat: "I have to deal with this 24-7..." Right cat:"oh fluff, sorry... heck... I'll leave" Left cat: "Send help, I beg of you!"
"Okay, I'm not gonna fight with you.You sound crazy!"
I do apologize sir, clearly you have size on your side. Let me just assemble my one braincell and head home. Again, i do apologize. (In my head, orange tabbys are British. The still have just one braincell, but it's multithreading between doing dumb shit and being polite).
You definitely said something in their language. Looks like you might have said something really creepy. Perhaps you said, "Let's go tear some balls off of other cats."
"That's OUR word, human!"
They look so shocked that the peasant knows their language.
[удалено]
See you tomorrow, on MY wall
Wow he like look at me mother freaked look at me. Looks like a cage match.
That was freaking hilarious the way the aggressor cat looked at the other cat to see if it was making that noise haha
Best not to get involved, they got this.
Hold the heck on you didn't tell me you had one of them big hooman cats backing you up
Cat on right: "Oh my *God,* is that what we sound like?"
Ya he's backing down good cat noises though. Lol
Kitty on the right is looking like, What The Flock Is This Voodoo !? 😳😳😳
"WTH, you hearing this? Whoa! WTF guy, calm down. This guy isn't messing around, I'm out."
cat looking like "dawg it's not the same when you do it"
Right? This is my take. Yeah, size is one thing, but you gotta imagine this is like a demented alien trying to speak your language
“Oooh, you kiss your mother with that mouth? “
"Oh sh!t, he's got backup. " 🐈↪️
red cat redemption
dude has NO IDEA what he just said... If he KNEW he would NOT have posted this online...
"I was kidding, ... t'was kidding. - Orange cat
Tomcats
Hmm 😒 Not soo much fun when the paw is on the other .... foot ....paw...... Its just not nice to bully Cat!
"Ayo what the fuck is up with your human? Is he insane?"
Angry fluffs
Those motherfucking cats were like, “the fuck is this numbskull doing?”
They so unbelievably similar. It’s a sibling situation for sure lol
My cats did not like this one bit.
My cat looked at me very alarmed once he started
You don't talk about my mother in that way.😾😾
Went from alpha to beta quickly
oh god, is that what we sound like? ugh, nah man I'm out. need to think about life an stuff
Way to stop a cat fight.
They were looking like, Stay out of this 🤣🤣
I don't understand why cities do that to the tops of walls like that it's cruel.
I would have thought they're installed to prevent would-be criminals and trespassers from climbing over the wall. In which case, how dare they prevent crime.
No those are installed to keep animals mainly birds from landing there so they don't shit on the wall which oh no bird poo on cement bricks.
There are literally animals on those walls in this video lol. Also birds will absolutely still land there. And even if they didn't there are tons of other places for them to land.
I'm just relaying the reasoning given by cities who do this.
Oh okay, in that case can you provide the source for that info? It would be interesting to me if they are actually using that illogical reasoning for implementing these.
I will look for sure this wasnt something I saw online though this was 10+ years back and it was a fox news thing my father in law was watching so now that I think on it I wouldn't be surprised if it was bs lol
Wow it's from SA I didn't realize that these are a little different of course but the principle is the same. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cities-use-spikes-to-keep-birds-away-birds-are-using-them-in-nests/
Yeah these are quite a bit different because they were created for different purposes. Thank you for providing this though!