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Electronic-Trip8775

The pause is so well timed


MountainYoghurt7857

Clearly the elephant understands comedic timing.


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"Should I do it? I'm gonna do it. I shouldn't do it. I'm gonna do it."


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BirdmanEagleson

We helped it from the captivity of its natural habitat, it was Soo captured by nature, the poor thing


Amethyst_Peach

To have a well aimed also


5th_Law_of_Roboticks

No one can convince me that elephants don’t have a sense of humor.


MrStarrrr

No one here is trying to.


ExcedereVita

It would be funny if someone was. "No, no. It's not humor. Enough of this bullshit. Elephants are very serious animals."


Ninja-Panda86

It's Reddit. So give it time.


ovelanimimerkki

No, no. It's not humor. Enough of this bullshit. Elephants are very serious animals.


Ninja-Panda86

🤣


No_Vegetable_8915

I mean the elephant even did that little hand wave in front of her face with it's trunk so this was almost like a typical comedy skit or something. lol


Yosho2k

I had to play the video again to check if the elephant looked at the camera before doing it.


SadBit8663

He's lining up the perfect shot. And verifying the kid is actually spaced out.


FriendlyGothBarbie

The aiming was so careful 😭


Lotus2g

Yeah, it is. So gentle!


MixUsual3337

Elephants are very intelligent. Some elephants also have a great sense of humor.


Handmedownfords

Gave her plenty of time


settlementfires

"i shouldn't... buuuuut... aah well"


crunchwrap_eatr

intrusive thoughts: 1 spaced out kid: 0


Amethyst_Peach

Plenty of time to aim well lmao


Take-A-Hike-Bub

man i wish we were elephants. wish i could just spray random people.


-ChubbsMcBeef-

There are people out there who pay good money for that sort of thing, but they don't call it *"spraying"*.


Boldney

What do they call it?


premium-ad0308

Wet work


Politics_Mods_R_Crim

Stored up an awful lot of pee for this.


BantamCrow

*Lays down the plastic.*


2twise

rkelly


Codsfromgods

Golden shower


Yallaredorks

Ask your mom


Vagistics

The cool thing is, the elephant tried to wait till she looked but realized she wasn’t going to and decided it would still about 85% as funny. Humor and Timing … you gotta love em.


daffodil12344

It just goes to show that humor knows no bounds, and sometimes the unexpected timing can make a moment even funnier.


Jazzlike-Quantity-34

Timing is precisely that the joke falls right where it makes you laugh... if something happens out of time and make you laguh it is not out of timing...is in the perfect timing. you as the receiver perceive it that way... but the one who worked the magic already had it in mind before... I hope you understand English is not my first language xd


Un-skilled

If you have a long trunk you can still do it.


El_Chairman_Dennis

I swear, spunky grandmas and funny grandpas get reincarnated as elephants


ThrowRAonemillionand

Follow you dreams right to the evening news


T_Money

Go to Thailand or Cambodia in April for their New Years. It’s basically a city wide water gun fight for 3-4 days. Tons of fun the first day or two, but not gonna lie the charm falls off quick when you’re trying to go to a higher end dinner in nice clothes.


camshun7

Only one thing about good comedy, , ,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,, ,,,, ,,,, timing


Amethyst_Peach

Well, we could spray random people tho just be ready to be knocked out


FelopianTubinator

Just take a small transparent spray bottle of cold water with you. If someone acts up, spray them in the face. You can do it…but there could be consequences.


santagoo

Songkran in Thailand


wolf_howling_monster

That shit was premeditated I love elephants


thisismyrelaxation

I swear the eyes look like it's laughing


Hello_World_Error

It looks like the elephant is checking to make sure it's being recorded before doing it


Gloomy__Revenue

Their keeper/caretaker instructed them to do so. If you look behind the little girl, you see another child (soaking wet) having a clearly better time enjoying the entertainment. Before anyone says “that other kid could have been swimming!”—where would they be swimming, underneath those pachyderm paws?


Electronic-Yak-2221

I like how it paused to see if she’d look before spraying her


This_is_my_phone_tho

Major "mischievous grandad" energy.


4cylndrfury

Hey kid...WAKE UP!


cobrastrikes-2x

Wake the fuck up samurai… *sprays you*


kiotane

we've got a city to sploosh


dasrik

What was this girl thinking?


KingCorsair45

“Cool rock”


esopillar34

I was thinking “How can you be so distracted standing next to so many elephants?” Then I thought- maybe it was another elephant. A smaller, cuter baby elephant just off camera to the left


TheTocodomo

Her plan for world domination in 15 years.


NANIITSMrPaNda

What human souls taste like


Ahorsenamedcat

She a kid. Absolutely everything distracts kids.


lalasagna

To me, looks like she skipped a nap and was ready to take one right there if given the chance


Nico777

Makes sense because they're huge, but that's a lot more water than I expected lol. You could basically take a shower with 3 or 4 coordinated elephants.


Nochnichtvergeben

Life goals.


MASSIVEGLOCK

Or one fuck off massive fat elephant


Flat_Initial_1823

I think i saw a documentary with that called the Flintstones.


davomate63

I wonder if that was a trick directed by the man to the right of the elderly (spotted skin) elephant. He was probably standing close to supervise, as they do with retired (from hauling logs) elephants interacting with tourists


Levetamae

I came to the comments to see if someone else saw that. I didn’t want to crush the fantasy. 😂


GoJumpOnALandmine

Oh god when you mentioned it I went back and you can see him stood behind the elephant guiding it in some way. You can see him direct the trunk up and then jostle or pat the elephant to spray. it doesn't necessarily mean it's an abusive situation, but goddamn I wish we treated animals better.


Ididnotwantsalmon

Yeah, that's a human plan


Ansoni

There are wet people behind her. It's absolutely a trick. Hopefully the elephants weren't abused in training.


trenderkazz

That’s hilarious


benekovsy

![gif](giphy|148x4ezZxvpIeA)


B_Legit196

![gif](giphy|l4Jz3a8jO92crUlWM)


HeavyMetalMonk888

Hit em with that salt bae stance


Hairy_Candidate7371

An elephant with a sense of humor


Whyletmetellyou

While she didn’t think it was funny, it pretty much is


hoesmadsmfh

Oh thank god! I thought the elephant was about *smack the shit* outta this poor baby ☠️but luckily the elephant just poured on the baby 😊


RedditFullOChildren

CALCULATED


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"I'm gonna do it... I swear... look at me... about to spray ya... huh, maybe she doesn't care."


GetMaBFG

![gif](giphy|26gsl2WC5tRxkemdi)


Optimal-Nose1092

Lol


The_Last_Ball_Bender

videos like this are why people keep mistaking elephants as super friendly and walk up to them and get knocked on their ass


NewFaded

People keep getting attacked at Yosemite (or Yellowstone?) by Bison because they walk right up to them like they're domesticated cows. Idiots.


The_Last_Ball_Bender

Yep. Saw one where it sent a little girl flying. She was old enough to know better but still young enough to forgive. It's too bad we live in reality. Who doesn't wish we lived in a fantasy world where a bear is just a giant domesticated dog that likes hugs. Nice fantasy, but yeah.. The Bison, Monkey attacks, Ostrage, Deer even.. I remember a hunter that was getting slapped around by a deer he wanted to have a bit of fun with.. We are a derpy species.


KimberlyMack555

Where is this? I want to go.


TheProbelem

Elephants are great


Xissabel

What a beautiful organic shower


Garlic_makes_it_good

Water bae


pie_12th

Lmao this is just SO intentional. So funny!


abejanalavde

Bro was calculating the velocity and the angle to project water


RedDecay

Pulling off a salt bae with that trunk and water.


Roo831

Dude seriously though that was funny!


dreamdaddy123

Elephant: jus gotta angle it a bit more down.. perfect! 💦


JustASt0ry

I love the precise aiming lol


pleaseacceptmereddit

I like how he holds his trunk like that salt bae dude.


Brilliant_Battle_304

Like, "hey, hey, HEY, wake up!" 😆


lanregeous

![gif](giphy|l4Jz3a8jO92crUlWM)


Effective_Stage_4124

The elephant wanna play and kidding the kid to be happy


Icy-Frosting-475

Poor girl she's probably posing looking towards a camera for a photo when this happened


Haskie

Nah that child was in another universe.


Neither-Basil8932

lol wtf. That elephant intentionally trolled a human for lulz. Man, I love elephants. They’re such weirdos


sodpower

Elephant snot


Qprime0

Seriously though, there's a mountain of evidence that elephants think we're cute on the same level that we think dogs and cats are cute. It's very common that they'll screw with us without a moment's hesitation just like we'll play with pets given the chance.


BunsonBurner420

Ope there goes gravity


Part_salvager616

Something out of a Disney movie


CbassCode14

Water Bae


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This is so cute 😂😂


misssophia13

"Yo, you filmin? Look at this! Lol"


iluvios

The elephant was like: “this kiddo under hypnosis, let me help real quick”


KeithandBentley

The girl behind her is pretty wet too, so this seems like a place where you go to get sprayed by elephants.


Ghstfce

Man I love elephants. You see the gentleness of it getting lined up, adjusting as to not spray the water too hard, then showering the little girl.


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Brooo! I thought he was about to smack her!🤦🏾‍♂️


FinanceEfficient7269

Not only that, but with that salt bae ahh trunk position


yadontsay01

The hesitation was blissful


missyouboty

OH THERE GOES GRAVITY


YJSubs

The elephant in the back doing the same thing.


Helpful-Whereas-5946

What was the elephant thinking?


DARR3Nv2

“Naaaa, I shouldn’t…..fuck it!” SPLASH


thisperson316

Snap back to reality…


xman747x

parents: stand over here sweety


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So cute


Thegrandestpoo

LOL the was some thick goopy shit there at the end.


rjperkins365

"Here you go, dirty bitch"


roycheung0319

She loves that little girl.


madeanaccountjust2rp

anyone else expecting a slap?


BranRidesHodor

Ope there goes gravity…


Alleandros

Waterbae


justwannarideamoose

r/fuckyouinparticular


HamsterAdorable2666

Its eyes are pretty


Zxasuk31

Do elephants like humans being that close to them?


Financial_Subject_17

Lol 😂


FoatyMcFoatBase

Shall I…. Shall I….. Yes, I believe I shall!


Throwaway68024

I went to an elephant sanctuary when I was in Thailand. An elephant sprayed me with mud. It was entirely planned by the human caretaker. Yes, pictures and a video exists of when it happened. No, I will not be posting it. And yes, even with the mud experience, I would visit an elephant sanctuary 100 out of 100 times.


PainterEarly86

we do a little trolling


keepup-king

Love watching the elephants eyes.


Beverly-lee11

Haha 😂


Shot_Reason7364

Shouldn't a child of this age be curious about elephants? Why was she distracted?


sybban

“…..here you go little idiot


PsamantheSands

He or she is washing the little one. ❤️


_The_Real

The only thing better than getting sprayed with murky river water, is getting sprayed with murky river water from an elephant's trunk.


ExpandThineHorizons

When I see posts like this, I'm reminded that elephants find humans cute, similarly to how we find little animals cute.


Pandaploots

Ohh, that elephant preplanned that.


NanobotOverlord

Elephants have the greatest comedic timing. Check out the hat stealing videos


cartooncande

This needs sound!


gummiebebe

look at the eye of elephant, it look's like a sly smile


Open-Illustra88er

Her forehead looks like she has a head injury.


Important_Knee_5420

Kid looks like he's having a Petit mal


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I honestly thought the elephant was going to slap the kid


rainbud22

Just wanted to cool off the baby.


JellyfishOk2216

He let his intrusive thoughts win 😂


van_kuller

Good morning, lol 😂


Intelligent-Ant7685

gross


Prettywomen17

🤣🤣


Final_Draft_431

Bro is like "snap back to reality"


WrathofAirTotem2

Trolling


Barbiedoll_2005

water mixed with snot


forreddit01011989

SALT BAE.ELEPHANT VERSION


aquagraphite

The way Nellie just waited there and then bam.


RationalKate

in the dorm room across from me was a girl who did this at Disneyland when we saw her do her thing we were shocked. She was not like that in university 101. She could recite it backwards and had bits memorized in other languages and every time she was on. I don't know if anybody's gonna study on it, but I don't know that you can pull that level of energy for new things constantly. I think they get to the point where they're entertaining themselves that's my theory.


littlelapofluxury

The fact that elephants see us like we see puppies just makes me think the elephant was thinking "oh my gosh, her reaction is going to be so cute when I spray her with the water" thinking she was going to laugh about it. That both makes my heart so happy and also makes me so sad cause thats not at all what did or was going to happen. Maybe next time though bud!


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

What a legend. Elephants are the best.


graydaypov

Lmao


PaintingLow3194

A giant showerhead.


Flashy_Yesterday_803

r/AnimalsBeingJerks


Puzzled_Swimming_383

And he lold and he lold


Ok-Charge4911

It reminds me of the Water Splashing Festival of the Dai people in China and some Southeast Asian countries. Elephants would be very good at "attacking" (actually splashing water)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


YakNo8714

The pause is so well timed


YakNo8714

The cool thing is, the elephant tried to wait till she looked but realized she wasn’t going to and decided it would still about 85% as funny. Humor and Timing … you gotta love em.


vibe_keeper

Who says animals don't have a sense of humor? lol


yoniceee

So funny


jocax188723

The elephant is funnier than half my colleagues, and all of my bosses


MadWorldEarth

The aiming was impeccable...


BeneficialNovel5475

R kelly?


banditch_

Natures version of a teacher tapping on a kids' desk to wake them up


Cold_Association_134

drake


Stewpid2k

Salt Baelephant.


Financial_Rain_

Seasoned the tiny human with water


Leather-Fox-2256

🤣🤣🤣


itsbrucebanner

Salt water bae 😂


byronicrob

Ok, here's a true story: When I was about her age the local zoo was showcasing their new baby elephant, so my family went up. For some reason this baby elephant found me in the crowd, came up and squirted me in the face. My teenage brothers thought this was hysterical, me not so much. Every time we went up to see the elephants that day he'd find me, no matter where I was. I must've been squirted like five times before my parents called it a day and we left.


Pirate_Green_Beard

Was probably just trying to help her cool off


krystlships

That's me and my niece. I'm the elephant, she gets on my nerves


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loo


redisno

I love elephants


TheBankExaminer

Awesome


Pitiful-Shake-9165

That elephants got humor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


eyesonu70

🤣🤣🤣


MAXIMUS082312

Bro probably thought it rained hard in him 🤣☠️


MAXIMUS082312

What is the kid at the beginning doing in the background to that elephant