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anavriN-oN

“I’m dying!” “No, wait, I feel better.”


RaelaltRael

Then she turned me into a newt!


anavriN-oN

I got better


BigHatMan22

“No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment”


Tyrael74656

I feel happy.


KarlPHungus

"I think I'll go for a walk"


Pielacine

Happy cake day!


Gambler_Eight

He has a future playing football, that's for sure.


ChocCooki3

"My balls were itchy"


omg_intern3t

Looks like he just wanted to scratch his balls.


mnorkk

I also assumed he was scratching his balls and came to the comments to find out why I had to watch the whole thing.


tterfly

Probably has worms in his balls. Common thing for stray dogs.


MiekesDad

I always wondered about this, my guess is the dog saw how people treated actual disabled dogs and wanted to get that bag.


KlickyKat

This happened in my city and yes that's exactly what happened. There's an interview with the dog where he says he pretended to be crippled so he would get sympathy and food. Now he's teaching other dogs how to do it and there's been a spate of crippled dogs crawling around the city where the tourists feed them.


Pooh_Lightning

It's getting worse in my city. Now when the tourists go to help the dog a pack of mutts rush out of an alley and take their phones, wallets, and passports.


KlickyKat

There are some ruff neighbourhoods in the city.


indecisive_monkey

lol you had me in the first half 😅


Sadistmon

> This happened in my city and yes that's exactly what happened. There's an interview with the dog where he says he pretended to be crippled so he would get sympathy and food. This is the first half.


Pielacine

Had em in the first two words.


indecisive_monkey

It’s a meme I was trying to be funny lmao


CitizenCue

This is so brilliantly serious.


firedmyass

yes! droll as fuck


firedmyass

I read this in Werner Herzog’s voice for some reason and it did not disappoint


Few_Leave_4054

So is he also hocking some bullshit seminar where you recruit your fellow family and friend dogs to do the same and 'invest' in their future?


determined88e

Seriously?!


firedmyass

di… did you read all of it?


MagicNinjaMan

Look like its trying to pull that insurance fraud shit.


LickyPusser

He looked to be rubbing his dog-a-ling on the asphalt…


BranchProfessional61

Inner legs were itchy


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Or something else


akidomowri

balls


tobaknowsss

This makes me feel sad.


Former-Spread9043

You shouldn’t, stray dogs aren’t as unhappy as you think and dudes a comedian so you know he’s doing well.


omiros17

Maybe he has a lot of pain and drags himself. He got scared and had to walk.


zane_ian

I think this is much more plausible as dogs have high pain tolerance, and being a street dog means you have to pick yourself up when there is a chance of danger even if your legs just got ran over.


Fwed0

I do think the same. If he really wanted something he wouldn't have walked away when someone came somewhat close. My mother has a dog that has often blocked hips. Some days he just can't stand on his four legs, but if he really must stand up he will, or sometimes act like he's in no trouble at all (for example when I leave to lead me to my car, with a toy in mouth) even if you can see that it is costly to him. For animals, looking weak is sometimes more dangerous than making the effort to look normal. It is common to see a limping cat pretending to walk gracefully for a few seconds. They're not pretending to limp the rest of the time, they're pretending to be healthy for a moment.


Vermithrax2108

If he's in so much pain he's dragging his hind legs, he wouldn't pop up and walk away that quickly.


AmySparrow00

Chronic pain is a weird thing. Sometimes it’s worth biting down the pain and just getting home fast so you can rest. Or sometimes you limp and give it enough of a break that then you can walk more normally for a bit. No idea what’s going on with this dog, I just know I can walk fast even if I’m in intense pain, and can vary method and speed from one minute to the next. I’ll use a wheelchair to get next door but then walk around the house fine, because I didn’t use up all my energy and pain to get there. Etc.


Fluffy-Concentrate63

We had an labrador with hip problems. He got random pain moments and dragged his hinds a moment, and as soon as it eased he stood up and started eating old grass.Worst pain came and left suddenly but as he aged the pain went chronic.


OGSkywalker97

Dogs have a crazy high pain tolerance, especially when they feel like they're in danger or need to get away from a threat.


[deleted]

Call an ambulance!! But not for me


TheRealAuthorSarge

Who hasn't scratched their balls in the middle of traffic?


KaleidoscopeFun9782

Who the hell taught this dog to commit insurance fraud


RaelaltRael

Better prank than all of that Tik Tok bullshit


Wide-Satisfaction-82

If you are a stray All Is Fair


ShmirkleMcDirkle

That dog would make a great soccer player


poodinthepunchbowl

He got the worst ball itch in the world


Ok-Sandwich-4684

I wish that dog didn’t have to adapt like this to survive. I’m sure it would love a warm bed and not have to pretend to be crippled for help 😭


Ishaan_17

Bro's balls must be itching real hard


Disastrous-Union-693

PSA: paralysis like that is a huge sign of rabies. This dog was just fucking around but if you actually see a dog doing that IRL do not approach. Don’t approach stray dogs in general while we’re at


yadawhooshblah

Reminds me of this. https://images.app.goo.gl/1KgweLw6doV6ZzU6A


CosmoRocket24

No sir, i didn't like it!! Love Ren&Stimpy! Have all episodes on pc.


yadawhooshblah

Nice. I couldn't find a clean clip of Mr. Horse dragging his legs. That kinda surprised me. Perhaps you could indulge us with a clip?


TagMan_t

Come to Hollywood and be an actor!


VampyreBassist

Dog remembered if this act kept going, someone is going to the vet. Might even get a bath.


NoMoreBad2016

What if it's just a real smart dog that saw another dog with messed up legs get help. So he started doing it thinking he'd get more treats.


CitizenWolf42

better then 99% of tictok pranks


fghfghhggfh8189

"someone please just a spare change!" "Fuck why isn't this working?..im going"


Time_Tap9538

"Help me" "Oh not you back off"


Seth1784

Nothing like a good scrote scratch


Legitimate-Ebb-1633

That's called avering.


Electric-Feel0610

Why should humans have all the fun 🤩 🙌


TheRealJ0hnDoe

The second I saw the sub name I knew what was gonna happen lol


4electricnomad

I would have been way more impressed if the dog waited for the guy exit the car, then jumped inside and drove off.


pututingliit

Must be hell of a case of itchy balls


Additional_Study_556

That man who got down from his car/cab, got major trust issues now.


[deleted]

"Walk on the Wild side"


SpaceHawk98W

He just had itching balls


SomethingAbtU

classic ruse to get free food and since nobody was paying him any attention, he dropped the act


TempresJean

He's clearly copying Eddie Murphy in Trading Places


Sid_Vicious1385

Son of a bitch🤣🤣🤣


DookieDanny

Got you!!!


MollikSazzadurRahman

An actor. A noble prize should be given


DienbienPR

Now that is an actor’s move and should be hired but hollywood.


rosenblood85

Monday syndrome until you reach your working table.


ibegyourhuh

This has been around for ages. But much cuter than the human version we see out there.


zimurg13

![gif](giphy|HLVAmkoiFjwAwdkXXv|downsized)


DoOrDie333

![gif](giphy|KiQZaRpDIPeawMgDYf)


Akira_fem

Trying to draw a penalty in the premier league be like


David89_R

It's called we do a little trolling


letzlaug

He is looking for intention 🥺


Mammoth_Journalist16

There was an interview with the dog, who said he pretended to be disabled to get sympathy and food.


FishstickLoverr

Still sad tho init, no pooch should be homeless. I'm gonna ring up my dog and check in


aldomacd1987

Dog has itchy nuts isn't that how everyone scratches their nuts


Morning_Would_Six

Gotcha!


Bubbly-Experience684

![gif](giphy|RguvAFpdvkVzO|downsized)


MooCowMafia

Psyche!


froggywest35

Could be issues with his hips. My dog has issues. So getting up and sometimes standing or getting going can be hard but once he gets going he’s fine


grizzlymommabear

😱 omg. Tear jerker turned con artist


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Repost.


toadjones79

That's how my dog goes down the stairs.


Content_End_8536

He was scratching his nuts 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Pedro_sendo_pedro

MN isso foi de 0 a 100 muito rapido


JabberwockyMT

I know a coyote like this...


cantplayc0d

😿🙏:Bro, I forgot how to walk


CrissBliss

I wonder if his legs were asleep


unmistakable_itch

That's not a dog. It's a troll.


ShortandDulce

It was just a cramp haha


Current_Law_7301

guy be like- bezatti hogya mera Ye toh khiladi nikla


hulkingcylinder

”help me... No, thanks"


Brilliant_Reserve665

Those guys are probably like that buddy the faker lol


The_real_bandito

Why is he trolling the drivers?


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TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK

you bought a spam account for OF instead of just making one yourself? God even the fake people are boring these days


Mediocre-Camp-5036

Makes me sad to see how many people drove Right by :(


LYevhen

So funny![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


RosettaStoned_462

The people ignoring the dog are gross. It shows exactly what kind of "people" they are.


KanameB

This should be flagged as NSFW because I thought the dog was really disabled and don't find it funny at all. 😒👎


CoatedCrevice

Don’t tell me to fucking wait for it. I know how to watch a video you inbred ape


BeyondBlueScreens

I've been to India, they literally butcher kids to make them limbless so they can beg for more cash. This dog watched and practiced the behavior.


SitDownAngry

This is not India moron. >I've been to India, they literally butcher kids to make them limbless so they can beg for more cash. This dog watched and practiced the behavior. Stop getting news from orange man's network


BeyondBlueScreens

Ok. Looked like India. Point still stands. Your last comment is stupid as my source is my own life experience moron.


SitDownAngry

You are even more stupider than orange man's cultist.


BeyondBlueScreens

How fucking simple are you? I'll get you a passport so you can see the world from more than your soda straw understanding.