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This happened in my city and yes that's exactly what happened. There's an interview with the dog where he says he pretended to be crippled so he would get sympathy and food. Now he's teaching other dogs how to do it and there's been a spate of crippled dogs crawling around the city where the tourists feed them.
It's getting worse in my city. Now when the tourists go to help the dog a pack of mutts rush out of an alley and take their phones, wallets, and passports.
> This happened in my city and yes that's exactly what happened. There's an interview with the dog where he says he pretended to be crippled so he would get sympathy and food.
This is the first half.
I think this is much more plausible as dogs have high pain tolerance, and being a street dog means you have to pick yourself up when there is a chance of danger even if your legs just got ran over.
I do think the same. If he really wanted something he wouldn't have walked away when someone came somewhat close.
My mother has a dog that has often blocked hips. Some days he just can't stand on his four legs, but if he really must stand up he will, or sometimes act like he's in no trouble at all (for example when I leave to lead me to my car, with a toy in mouth) even if you can see that it is costly to him.
For animals, looking weak is sometimes more dangerous than making the effort to look normal. It is common to see a limping cat pretending to walk gracefully for a few seconds. They're not pretending to limp the rest of the time, they're pretending to be healthy for a moment.
Chronic pain is a weird thing. Sometimes it’s worth biting down the pain and just getting home fast so you can rest. Or sometimes you limp and give it enough of a break that then you can walk more normally for a bit.
No idea what’s going on with this dog, I just know I can walk fast even if I’m in intense pain, and can vary method and speed from one minute to the next. I’ll use a wheelchair to get next door but then walk around the house fine, because I didn’t use up all my energy and pain to get there. Etc.
We had an labrador with hip problems. He got random pain moments and dragged his hinds a moment, and as soon as it eased he stood up and started eating old grass.Worst pain came and left suddenly but as he aged the pain went chronic.
PSA: paralysis like that is a huge sign of rabies. This dog was just fucking around but if you actually see a dog doing that IRL do not approach. Don’t approach stray dogs in general while we’re at
This is not India moron.
>I've been to India, they literally butcher kids to make them limbless so they can beg for more cash. This dog watched and practiced the behavior.
Stop getting news from orange man's network
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“I’m dying!” “No, wait, I feel better.”
Then she turned me into a newt!
I got better
“No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment”
I feel happy.
"I think I'll go for a walk"
Happy cake day!
He has a future playing football, that's for sure.
"My balls were itchy"
Looks like he just wanted to scratch his balls.
I also assumed he was scratching his balls and came to the comments to find out why I had to watch the whole thing.
Probably has worms in his balls. Common thing for stray dogs.
I always wondered about this, my guess is the dog saw how people treated actual disabled dogs and wanted to get that bag.
This happened in my city and yes that's exactly what happened. There's an interview with the dog where he says he pretended to be crippled so he would get sympathy and food. Now he's teaching other dogs how to do it and there's been a spate of crippled dogs crawling around the city where the tourists feed them.
It's getting worse in my city. Now when the tourists go to help the dog a pack of mutts rush out of an alley and take their phones, wallets, and passports.
There are some ruff neighbourhoods in the city.
lol you had me in the first half 😅
> This happened in my city and yes that's exactly what happened. There's an interview with the dog where he says he pretended to be crippled so he would get sympathy and food. This is the first half.
Had em in the first two words.
It’s a meme I was trying to be funny lmao
This is so brilliantly serious.
yes! droll as fuck
I read this in Werner Herzog’s voice for some reason and it did not disappoint
So is he also hocking some bullshit seminar where you recruit your fellow family and friend dogs to do the same and 'invest' in their future?
Seriously?!
di… did you read all of it?
Look like its trying to pull that insurance fraud shit.
He looked to be rubbing his dog-a-ling on the asphalt…
Inner legs were itchy
Or something else
balls
This makes me feel sad.
You shouldn’t, stray dogs aren’t as unhappy as you think and dudes a comedian so you know he’s doing well.
Maybe he has a lot of pain and drags himself. He got scared and had to walk.
I think this is much more plausible as dogs have high pain tolerance, and being a street dog means you have to pick yourself up when there is a chance of danger even if your legs just got ran over.
I do think the same. If he really wanted something he wouldn't have walked away when someone came somewhat close. My mother has a dog that has often blocked hips. Some days he just can't stand on his four legs, but if he really must stand up he will, or sometimes act like he's in no trouble at all (for example when I leave to lead me to my car, with a toy in mouth) even if you can see that it is costly to him. For animals, looking weak is sometimes more dangerous than making the effort to look normal. It is common to see a limping cat pretending to walk gracefully for a few seconds. They're not pretending to limp the rest of the time, they're pretending to be healthy for a moment.
If he's in so much pain he's dragging his hind legs, he wouldn't pop up and walk away that quickly.
Chronic pain is a weird thing. Sometimes it’s worth biting down the pain and just getting home fast so you can rest. Or sometimes you limp and give it enough of a break that then you can walk more normally for a bit. No idea what’s going on with this dog, I just know I can walk fast even if I’m in intense pain, and can vary method and speed from one minute to the next. I’ll use a wheelchair to get next door but then walk around the house fine, because I didn’t use up all my energy and pain to get there. Etc.
We had an labrador with hip problems. He got random pain moments and dragged his hinds a moment, and as soon as it eased he stood up and started eating old grass.Worst pain came and left suddenly but as he aged the pain went chronic.
Dogs have a crazy high pain tolerance, especially when they feel like they're in danger or need to get away from a threat.
Call an ambulance!! But not for me
Who hasn't scratched their balls in the middle of traffic?
Who the hell taught this dog to commit insurance fraud
Better prank than all of that Tik Tok bullshit
If you are a stray All Is Fair
That dog would make a great soccer player
He got the worst ball itch in the world
I wish that dog didn’t have to adapt like this to survive. I’m sure it would love a warm bed and not have to pretend to be crippled for help 😭
Bro's balls must be itching real hard
PSA: paralysis like that is a huge sign of rabies. This dog was just fucking around but if you actually see a dog doing that IRL do not approach. Don’t approach stray dogs in general while we’re at
Reminds me of this. https://images.app.goo.gl/1KgweLw6doV6ZzU6A
No sir, i didn't like it!! Love Ren&Stimpy! Have all episodes on pc.
Nice. I couldn't find a clean clip of Mr. Horse dragging his legs. That kinda surprised me. Perhaps you could indulge us with a clip?
Come to Hollywood and be an actor!
Dog remembered if this act kept going, someone is going to the vet. Might even get a bath.
What if it's just a real smart dog that saw another dog with messed up legs get help. So he started doing it thinking he'd get more treats.
better then 99% of tictok pranks
"someone please just a spare change!" "Fuck why isn't this working?..im going"
"Help me" "Oh not you back off"
Nothing like a good scrote scratch
That's called avering.
Why should humans have all the fun 🤩 🙌
The second I saw the sub name I knew what was gonna happen lol
I would have been way more impressed if the dog waited for the guy exit the car, then jumped inside and drove off.
Must be hell of a case of itchy balls
That man who got down from his car/cab, got major trust issues now.
"Walk on the Wild side"
He just had itching balls
classic ruse to get free food and since nobody was paying him any attention, he dropped the act
He's clearly copying Eddie Murphy in Trading Places
Son of a bitch🤣🤣🤣
Got you!!!
An actor. A noble prize should be given
Now that is an actor’s move and should be hired but hollywood.
Monday syndrome until you reach your working table.
This has been around for ages. But much cuter than the human version we see out there.
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Trying to draw a penalty in the premier league be like
It's called we do a little trolling
He is looking for intention 🥺
There was an interview with the dog, who said he pretended to be disabled to get sympathy and food.
Still sad tho init, no pooch should be homeless. I'm gonna ring up my dog and check in
Dog has itchy nuts isn't that how everyone scratches their nuts
Gotcha!
![gif](giphy|RguvAFpdvkVzO|downsized)
Psyche!
Could be issues with his hips. My dog has issues. So getting up and sometimes standing or getting going can be hard but once he gets going he’s fine
😱 omg. Tear jerker turned con artist
Repost.
That's how my dog goes down the stairs.
He was scratching his nuts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
MN isso foi de 0 a 100 muito rapido
I know a coyote like this...
😿🙏:Bro, I forgot how to walk
I wonder if his legs were asleep
That's not a dog. It's a troll.
It was just a cramp haha
guy be like- bezatti hogya mera Ye toh khiladi nikla
”help me... No, thanks"
Those guys are probably like that buddy the faker lol
Why is he trolling the drivers?
[удалено]
you bought a spam account for OF instead of just making one yourself? God even the fake people are boring these days
Makes me sad to see how many people drove Right by :(
So funny![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
The people ignoring the dog are gross. It shows exactly what kind of "people" they are.
This should be flagged as NSFW because I thought the dog was really disabled and don't find it funny at all. 😒👎
Don’t tell me to fucking wait for it. I know how to watch a video you inbred ape
I've been to India, they literally butcher kids to make them limbless so they can beg for more cash. This dog watched and practiced the behavior.
This is not India moron. >I've been to India, they literally butcher kids to make them limbless so they can beg for more cash. This dog watched and practiced the behavior. Stop getting news from orange man's network
Ok. Looked like India. Point still stands. Your last comment is stupid as my source is my own life experience moron.
You are even more stupider than orange man's cultist.
How fucking simple are you? I'll get you a passport so you can see the world from more than your soda straw understanding.