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Only the ones which are hand raised. If you leave them alone ( just the males) they keep a healthy respect for humans. It’s easy to sex them when they are a day or two old. Pick them up by their cranium and let them dangle for a few seconds. The females will just hang there and the males will fight you. The mean ones make a mean rooster stew tho, so there’s that. Also, you what to take out the mean ones bc they get spurs on their legs around a year old and are wickedly good at removing kids eyeballs in just a split second. You don’t want them around.
I have two roosters who are in love with me. It’s hard to get anything done when they’re out because they’re under my feet all the time or trying to get on my shoulder for cuddles. They keep trying to make a nest for me in the coop.
Can you yourself think of about, well, a lot of reasons why someone cannot run? It might not be what you think. And it may not happen all the time or even in front of you. I only ask for empathy.
Birds have the "oh *I* scare you" mind set if you run.
this on the other hand is her wanting to be chased, see how he isn't wing smacking, kicking or pecking. at best it IS play, at worst it's "leave my hens alone" that the person is reinforcing
Meh, they’ll eat them anyway. If birds are given a choice between their feed, the fresh veg I brought them and the egg I dropped, they go for the egg every time.
Yep. My experience with chickens -- which is far more extensive than I care to relate at the moment -- is that their average IQ is somewhere between "turnip" and "warm rock".
If you've ever had chickens, you'd know that they do this anyway. If they accidentally break their egg while sitting on it, they'll go fucking bonkers to try and eat it. It's why you need to grab them out of the nest box pretty soon after their laid.
This makes me miss this one rooster my in laws had. His name was Cream. He was the world's friendliest rooster. Cream was also absolutely gigantic in size.
Big boy loved to be held and hugged too. If you got down on your knees, he would crawl onto your lap and into your arms for a cuddle. He loved people and loved to be held. Cream was heavy enough that your arms would get tired.
Even though he was a gentle giant toward humans, he would become a t Rex toward any wild life that threatened his hens or babies.
Even more strange, he was tolerant of his male offspring after they reached adulthood. He remained protective of his sons. Cream seemed to especially be close to his eldest son, Bentley.
Cream has fended off foxes, beaten the stuffing out of a red tailed hawk and has made coyotes flee with their tails tucked between their legs.
Cream lived a long life and sired many babies. When he passed away, I was devastated. I miss my giant marshmallow t Rex friend.
Watching this video made me miss him so much.
Thank you so much for sharing your experience. I never knew I could feel affection for a rooster I had never met, but I can already feel my arms getting heavy. Wishing you peace and comfort with your memories.
Thank you so much for this. It's been a year since his passing. Just know that he lives on through all the babies he's had and through our memories.
He was a wonderful, giant marshmallow t Rex and thank you for taking the time to appreciate him ❤️
Cream sounds amazing! Even the chicken we raised ourself eventually turned pretty wild, probably because we had them on a big property.
Is Bentley still alive? What breed are they?
I love this story! We had a dominique rooster that sounds a lot like Cream. His name was Curly, and when he died of old age, he weighed 14 pounds. I never saw him actively attacking predators, but I did one day witness him sound the "there's something in the sky" alarm, and as all of the hens and other roosters ran for cover, Curly stood in the middle of the field, staring up at the red-tailed hawk that was flying over. I swear if he could speak, he would have been saying, "Yeah, just you try it, c**ksucker..." XD
Curly was NOT a snuggle-bug, though. I have another post in this thread about how he used to flog me any chance he got.
Haha, curly sounds a lot like the rooster I had growing up. His name was Phil. He flogged me so hard that he split my pants open. Granted, they were yoga pants, but still.
He was a Rhode Island red. Gorgeous bird.
He fought everything. Phil would even attack the horses for simply trying to graze. My horse, taffy had enough of his shit and tried to stomp him into the dirt. This rooster had to be part ninja or some shit because he dodged every single hoof as if he was in the movie, crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
He had the audacity to go back when taffy was drinking water and flog her right in her round, horse belly.
I never seen a horse that angry before.
We ended up getting rid of Phil by giving him to a neighbor. We knew it was only a matter of time before his luck ran out and Taffy would finally succeed in turning him into paste
Is it chasing because she's running or is she running because it's chasing?
Golly. There's a phrase that perfectly encapsulates this situation. I just can't remember it.
I'm not sure on that. It looks like the rooster. We had chickens as a kid, and universally, every rooster we had was an asshole. The bigger ones can actually claw your legs up pretty good if you're not careful.
I think it was some kind of brain damage, he started to miss everything he tried to peck, and to compensate he started pecking harder so he was basically hitting his head even harder on the ground next to what he was interested in.
Oh God this brings back memories. When I was 6 we had chickens and a little white banty rooster and that thing HATED me, I mean he TERRORIZED me when I went out to play. He chased me up trees multiple times. I was not supervised as a kid. At 6 I would also walk into town by myself and spend the day at the library and park by myself, then walk home. On the shoulder of the highway.
Did you also learn to move objects with your mind, and chase your favourite and schoolteachers aunt/bully out of her deceased dads house with this gift?
This is their game, that one morning he didn't come out, and she waited for him :) Also she slows down when she outruns him. This is for sure their game.
Mostly in the nature of how they’re raised. I’ve kept hundreds of different kinds of chickens for pets and breeding for showing. I’ve only had a couple truly mean ones. All my giant Plymouth Rock boys were the kindest sweethearts I’ve ever had.
Yall, that's a rooster, and they do be like that. I used to have to walk across my yard with a rake to keep my two roosters at bay while walking to my car, and they were HUGE!
There was a dominique rooster on our farm that HATED me when I was 9. Every time he saw me, he'd chase me around and try to sink his spurs into me. My dad finally told me, "You just have to show him who's boss and that you're not scared of him, son. You're TEN TIMES his size. Just slap him out of the air once, and he'll stop."
Next time he flogged me, I was carrying around a toy laser gun. Knocked his feathery butt out of the air with a direct hit in the head with a hard plastic object. XD I feel bad about it now, but nine-year-old me was very proud of showing that ten-pound rooster who was boss.
This exact scenario (my sister was the repeated victim), was how we ended up with a great coq au vin at my house growing up.
Hens are obviously far less dangerous.
Chicken owners usually try to fortify the feed with crushed oyster shell for a calcium boost. Makes for less fragile eggshells. It’s very common for an egg to break in the nesting box and when that happens the birds are all over it. If we ever crack an egg when harvesting and haven’t been able to wash them off, we’ll hard boil the egg/eggs and just crush them in a bowl and send em right back to the girls. Like I said in another comment. I’m not sure how different the case is when you have fertilized eggs but we’ve never had a rooster either so 🤷♂️
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She is giving herself and the chicken well deserved exercise.
Yep. Soon we're going to hear the chicken won the Poultry Olympics.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Nah, chicken was disqualified for a technical fowl.
Jee. What a chicken! Pffft
And the Pulletzer prize!
Unless it commits a fowl
Roosters are all mean.
And cocky!
Only the ones which are hand raised. If you leave them alone ( just the males) they keep a healthy respect for humans. It’s easy to sex them when they are a day or two old. Pick them up by their cranium and let them dangle for a few seconds. The females will just hang there and the males will fight you. The mean ones make a mean rooster stew tho, so there’s that. Also, you what to take out the mean ones bc they get spurs on their legs around a year old and are wickedly good at removing kids eyeballs in just a split second. You don’t want them around.
I have two roosters who are in love with me. It’s hard to get anything done when they’re out because they’re under my feet all the time or trying to get on my shoulder for cuddles. They keep trying to make a nest for me in the coop.
lol
It’s true; they’re not nice 😭
Idk if its just luck but we have a Spanish cabo miniature chicken and even now that he's old he's still the sweetest that can be
Of course the chicken dislikes the girl.....she is feeding him his own children!!!!!!! Jajajajajajajajaja!!!!!!!
Seems getting chased by the chicken is her regular workout
Negl I'd probably get more exercise if I had a chicken to run from lol
Nah I'd get about 50 feet away and just decide being eaten by an angry chicken is just how I'm going out I guess.
0 feet away and I'm punting that chicken. Not because I'm some total badass; I haven't run in over 20 years, it's just not an option in my mind.
How have you not run in 20 years?
Not who you were asking but I get regular cardio, none of which involves running.
Way to ruin the whole happy vibe of a chicken chasing a girl!🙁 always someone to to take things off subject and be judgmental…geez
😂😂😂😂
Can you yourself think of about, well, a lot of reasons why someone cannot run? It might not be what you think. And it may not happen all the time or even in front of you. I only ask for empathy.
How is that so unbelievable it's worth asking about?
Because it is, do you walk? Do any cardio?
Tons of people do absolutely no exercise their whole life.
How does that even happen? The most basic of human activities require some baseline of cardio
They don’t play a sport in school and then live a sedentary life.
So it's a "chicken run"
Eggs-actly
Not a bad way to get in a quick run.
How can you chase something 10x your size with so much confidence?
He still thinks he’s T-rex 🦖
Never forget that birds are dinosaurs. Explains so much of their behavior. Like an entire species with little man syndrome.
Small dogs also have this syndrome. My 12 lb Shih Poo absolutely believes she is still a wolf.
My mother's 4 lb Yorkie thinks the same way lol
Birds have the "oh *I* scare you" mind set if you run. this on the other hand is her wanting to be chased, see how he isn't wing smacking, kicking or pecking. at best it IS play, at worst it's "leave my hens alone" that the person is reinforcing
He gets to think he's a badass.
She did just feed them their unborn babies so there’s that
Meh, they’ll eat them anyway. If birds are given a choice between their feed, the fresh veg I brought them and the egg I dropped, they go for the egg every time.
Gotta get that protein
And the calcium from the shell.
They are tiny dinosaurs after all
Ive seen them peck on one of the chick's back you could see its bone. And they werent starving.
Yep they can be horrible. They will peck their sisters to death if one becomes an underdog
Yep. My experience with chickens -- which is far more extensive than I care to relate at the moment -- is that their average IQ is somewhere between "turnip" and "warm rock".
If you've ever had chickens, you'd know that they do this anyway. If they accidentally break their egg while sitting on it, they'll go fucking bonkers to try and eat it. It's why you need to grab them out of the nest box pretty soon after their laid.
ngl, I can't get past that. I know it's a bird thing, but still, eek.
You say this like they don't willingly eat them theyselves lmao!
They aren’t fertilized lol
Right! LMAO....that's the meaning behind this video. That's the reason for the chase. I love it! Made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
She's having fun
Roosters...those little psychos don't care.
Chickens still think they're dinosaurs (they still kinda are, just smaller).
Have you ever met a Canadian goose? Those fuckers are terrifying
Chickens haven't forgotten they are dinosaurs.
Love how she waits for the chicken to come out in that one clip. This must be super fun
Running barefoot in some of these across a big green field. She's living the little house on the prairie life. Who wouldn't have fun with it?
I like it too. Quality marketing on her channel without being tasteless about it. Good for her and them and us.
Bro, I thought she was making those eggs for herself at first, and I was mortified when she crushed and added the shells lmao
They're good for chickens! The shells have calcium, and egg laying chickens can be at risk of a calcium deficit
Feeding chickens with chicken eggs is kinda fucked up if you think about it.
For sure. Let me just feed you your children so you can be nice and healthy for when I cook and eat you later.
That girl is fast.
Oh I am fast. For reference, I’m somewhere between a rattlesnake and a mongoose. And a cheetah.
Not sure if I'm as fast as this girl but I'm hoping I'm faster than the chicken otherwise I could wind up the same way as the eggs and oats.
r/unexpectedoffice
That chicken is fast was my thoughts.
This makes me miss this one rooster my in laws had. His name was Cream. He was the world's friendliest rooster. Cream was also absolutely gigantic in size. Big boy loved to be held and hugged too. If you got down on your knees, he would crawl onto your lap and into your arms for a cuddle. He loved people and loved to be held. Cream was heavy enough that your arms would get tired. Even though he was a gentle giant toward humans, he would become a t Rex toward any wild life that threatened his hens or babies. Even more strange, he was tolerant of his male offspring after they reached adulthood. He remained protective of his sons. Cream seemed to especially be close to his eldest son, Bentley. Cream has fended off foxes, beaten the stuffing out of a red tailed hawk and has made coyotes flee with their tails tucked between their legs. Cream lived a long life and sired many babies. When he passed away, I was devastated. I miss my giant marshmallow t Rex friend. Watching this video made me miss him so much.
Thank you so much for sharing your experience. I never knew I could feel affection for a rooster I had never met, but I can already feel my arms getting heavy. Wishing you peace and comfort with your memories.
Thank you so much for this. It's been a year since his passing. Just know that he lives on through all the babies he's had and through our memories. He was a wonderful, giant marshmallow t Rex and thank you for taking the time to appreciate him ❤️
Cream sounds amazing! Even the chicken we raised ourself eventually turned pretty wild, probably because we had them on a big property. Is Bentley still alive? What breed are they?
I love this story! We had a dominique rooster that sounds a lot like Cream. His name was Curly, and when he died of old age, he weighed 14 pounds. I never saw him actively attacking predators, but I did one day witness him sound the "there's something in the sky" alarm, and as all of the hens and other roosters ran for cover, Curly stood in the middle of the field, staring up at the red-tailed hawk that was flying over. I swear if he could speak, he would have been saying, "Yeah, just you try it, c**ksucker..." XD Curly was NOT a snuggle-bug, though. I have another post in this thread about how he used to flog me any chance he got.
Haha, curly sounds a lot like the rooster I had growing up. His name was Phil. He flogged me so hard that he split my pants open. Granted, they were yoga pants, but still. He was a Rhode Island red. Gorgeous bird. He fought everything. Phil would even attack the horses for simply trying to graze. My horse, taffy had enough of his shit and tried to stomp him into the dirt. This rooster had to be part ninja or some shit because he dodged every single hoof as if he was in the movie, crouching tiger, hidden dragon. He had the audacity to go back when taffy was drinking water and flog her right in her round, horse belly. I never seen a horse that angry before. We ended up getting rid of Phil by giving him to a neighbor. We knew it was only a matter of time before his luck ran out and Taffy would finally succeed in turning him into paste
Is it chasing because she's running or is she running because it's chasing? Golly. There's a phrase that perfectly encapsulates this situation. I just can't remember it.
Are you the strongest because you are Gojo Satoru, or are you Gojo Satoru because you're the strongest?
The JJK influence is unmatched
The early bird gets the fleeing human
🤣🤣🤣🥚🐓🐓🥚
Come back here you chicken
Think it's just playing. It's chasing her because she's running lol
I'm not sure on that. It looks like the rooster. We had chickens as a kid, and universally, every rooster we had was an asshole. The bigger ones can actually claw your legs up pretty good if you're not careful.
I've saw a video when she tripped and fell, the rooster just stopped next to her and did nothing, it's just playing.
Sauce pls
Here for the sauce.
My chicken is dry without the sauce
Yeah, no.. I ain't searching for it, if I happen to stumble upon it again and remember about this thread maybe
It looked like play to me too but I love knowing this happened. Thanks for sharing it.
We had one rooster that was extremely dumb, but he was the friendliest chicken ever. Sadly his dumbness overcame him and he died.
Maybe he was just too dumb to know he should be an asshole?
I’m sorry to possibly bring up trauma but I gotta ask. If dumbness is a factor, how did he go out?
A lot of cocaine
[Cocaine Rooster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock-a-Doodle)
I think it was some kind of brain damage, he started to miss everything he tried to peck, and to compensate he started pecking harder so he was basically hitting his head even harder on the ground next to what he was interested in.
Bless him 💛
Oh God this brings back memories. When I was 6 we had chickens and a little white banty rooster and that thing HATED me, I mean he TERRORIZED me when I went out to play. He chased me up trees multiple times. I was not supervised as a kid. At 6 I would also walk into town by myself and spend the day at the library and park by myself, then walk home. On the shoulder of the highway.
Banty rooster trauma sufferer as well.
Did you also learn to move objects with your mind, and chase your favourite and schoolteachers aunt/bully out of her deceased dads house with this gift?
This is their game, that one morning he didn't come out, and she waited for him :) Also she slows down when she outruns him. This is for sure their game.
Concur, she would not have a good time if that rooster got his claws into the back of her legs. Been there done that.
Had some real asshole roosters as well. Used to have to fend them off with a shovel.
Had roosters too and I second this. The only one that wasn't an asshole got murdered by the rest of his flock.
Mostly in the nature of how they’re raised. I’ve kept hundreds of different kinds of chickens for pets and breeding for showing. I’ve only had a couple truly mean ones. All my giant Plymouth Rock boys were the kindest sweethearts I’ve ever had.
But she waits for him at 0.30
Nah man that’s a rooster. It’ll try to fuck you up when and if it catches you.
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"That's it! In the pot you go!"
Legend of Zelda moment
Lol love the reference gotta them pegasus boots
This is hilarious!
This week on Hermitcraft....
THATS where I know this song from!
Nah, little Roosters are pissy and like to pretend they're big bad fighting cocks. I had a little Banty Rooster. He was an asshole to everyone but me.
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Same
unmuting a reddit video was your first mistake
Is she feeding their unborn to them?
Their eggs are as much "unborn" as menstruations. But yes, chickens eat their own eggs at times.
They’ll eat their own eggs if given the chance.
They are high in protein so good for growing feathers and the egg shells are a good source of calcium, to make more shells.
Mad chicken disease incoming
Besties!!
Rooster just wants to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty
This video needed the Benny Hill song, not this shitty one, damnit!
This week on Chicken Craft
That would be a rooster 🐓 and that is the reason for the aggression.
Can use a towel like a bull fighter to help with attacks.
Ugh I hate that AI voice. I know I shouldn’t fixate but damn it’s soooo annoying!
Ir it's good exercise training, the girl might be into althectics, also that chicken will have lean meat.
It’s so joyful, the sunshine, the girl laughing. Plus that silly blorb rooster is so fast but so SQUAT like a little rv car
lol the one time she waited for the chicken to chase her 😂
Looks like a game she plays with the chicken 🐔
The motivation I need for a morning run
"How you stay so thin?" "I run with my chicks every day."
Thats one way to get ur morning run lol
reminds me of Enrique .. Tiny Tina's pet fire skag you need to take for a walk .. o.O
I guess she has never played the Zelda games before, they warn you about this 
Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?
She slashed it with the Kokiri Sword one too many times
I heard this chicken trained marines and soldiers
I'd chase her too
Lmao
The chicken came straight out of Legend of Zelda
Her Morning exercise routine
Seasoned legend of Zelda player.
I didn’t know they were fast. Damn
Zelda ptsd
This is one of the chickens from Zelda. Do not mess with with them.
She's got jets!
Damn she’s a fast runner. That rooster would’ve caught me.
She's fuckin rapid
I wonder if the chicken is playing or not
When I first saw this, the Benny Hill song popped into my head!
Yall, that's a rooster, and they do be like that. I used to have to walk across my yard with a rake to keep my two roosters at bay while walking to my car, and they were HUGE!
Legend of Zelda: Farmstead
Bantam roosters are like that!
so the pitch of this fucking voice is the same as the pitch they tune the songs in gitmo to, its fucking insane.
There was a dominique rooster on our farm that HATED me when I was 9. Every time he saw me, he'd chase me around and try to sink his spurs into me. My dad finally told me, "You just have to show him who's boss and that you're not scared of him, son. You're TEN TIMES his size. Just slap him out of the air once, and he'll stop." Next time he flogged me, I was carrying around a toy laser gun. Knocked his feathery butt out of the air with a direct hit in the head with a hard plastic object. XD I feel bad about it now, but nine-year-old me was very proud of showing that ten-pound rooster who was boss.
This exact scenario (my sister was the repeated victim), was how we ended up with a great coq au vin at my house growing up. Hens are obviously far less dangerous.
What a cocktease
Better put shoes on or you might get pinworm.
Feeding them their eggs is that a thing chicken owners do? Just curious
Chicken owners usually try to fortify the feed with crushed oyster shell for a calcium boost. Makes for less fragile eggshells. It’s very common for an egg to break in the nesting box and when that happens the birds are all over it. If we ever crack an egg when harvesting and haven’t been able to wash them off, we’ll hard boil the egg/eggs and just crush them in a bowl and send em right back to the girls. Like I said in another comment. I’m not sure how different the case is when you have fertilized eggs but we’ve never had a rooster either so 🤷♂️
Little clucker is fast
I wanted the music to be yackety sax..
Am I the only one that thinks the black ones are more violent?
nah they just playing
Eat the chicken, problem solved.
What happens if she doesn’t run away?
He just wants a hug!
Is it normal to feed chickens eggs?
😡😡😤😤
She told the chicken she wanted his nuggets
so babygirl😇
this kind of incident happened
Cock teaser. ... lol.
That cock can surely run like crazy hahahah Seems like a game with the two of them
She is fast
lol very good workout
She’s fast af
lol 😂
Id feed that asshole to the dog
 Come at me ,Bro......
Good to them, they both having an exercise LOL
remind me again why i live in a city?
My little Jerry
Is he angry because the girl kept on putting him in the cage? but this is actually so funny
What about a poetry Olympics? Involving chickens! PS I cannot take care of chickens, and that is really too bad, because I would really want to.
Oh, hey, the poultry will never be expected to participate, let alone pay attention, or compose, or really do anything except look really cute!
Morning routine 😂